Great Tang's Talented Little Landlord

In a trance, Li forgets worry, who is already drunk, only feels that he is helped up by others.

Now he walks and shakes. He didn't fall because of the help of his attendants.

Seeing him drunk like this, empress Chang sun couldn't help laughing: "Erlang, this is Li forgetful? How did you drink like this?"

Li Qieyou is dizzy now. He can't see who is in front of him.

He thought it was Niu's brother who helped himself. Because Niu Yong lacked an arm, Li forgets worry. Now Niu Wu should help himself with both hands.

"Er, Erlang, I, I'm fine. Ha ha, this wine is very good today. Come on, let's have another drink."

Li Er ordered someone to invite Li forgetful and wanted empress Chang sun to see the young talent, but she didn't want to get a drunk cat in.

What annoyed him more was that as soon as the goods entered the waterside pavilion, they began to talk nonsense and shout what Erlang. Isn't he Li Erlang? Empress Chang sun has always been used to calling him "Erlang".

One of the most important officials in the waterside pavilion didn't know that Li Lianyou was calling Niu Erlang. When the boy drank too much, he directly called his majesty Erlang.

Everyone was shocked. Is this goods going crazy? Another drink. Who are you going to have a drink with?

Xu Jingzong shrank behind the crowd for a long time for fear that Duke Cheng of Lu would bite gold and beat him. Now he jumped out again when he saw the impoliteness in front of Li forget you.

"Your Majesty, this son's nonsense and disobedience in front of the king after drinking are really worthy of death! Please fork him out and take a heavy blame on him as an example."

Xu Jingzong's words were so vicious that he directly drugged Li forgetful worry. Li Er nodded a little, and Li forgot his worry fart stock.

Yu Shinan quickly bowed: "Your Majesty, Ziyou is just young and greedy. He can't drink. Please forgive me, your majesty."

Empress Chang sun also said with a smile, "Erlang, forget it. When children drink too much and talk nonsense, they can't be true."

Princess Changle laughed like a silver bell: "father, why is this brother like a drunk cat? You see he can't stand steadily. It's really fun."

Empress Chang sun and Yu Shinan pleaded for mercy. Naturally, Li Er couldn't pull down his face and punish Li forgetful. He had to wave his hand to let someone take Li forgetful out.

But I don't want Li to forget worry. Although he is drunk, he doesn't forgive people. He vaguely heard Xu Jingzong's words, pointed his tongue at Xu Jingzong and said, "who are you?"

"Ziyou, don't fool around." Yu Shinan quickly scolded, trying to make Li forget you say less. If you really annoy Li Er, you'll be in trouble.

But Xu Jingzong will not let Li forget you go. He lost face for Li forget you several times today. He finally caught the opportunity. Where would he be willing to stop.

"Your Majesty, I don't think that's all Li forgets. Maybe someone made those two poems for him in advance, otherwise how could he write such a good work so soon? Why don't you ask him to write a poem face to face and find out."

Xu Jingzong's goods are also wilting. Seeing that Li forget you can't stand stably, he asked him to write a poem on the spot, just to see Li forget you make a fool of himself.

"Your Majesty, Ziyou is drunk. I'm afraid you can't make this poem." Yu Shinan quickly helped Li forget you.

Drunk cat Li forgot to worry. He didn't hear anything else clearly, so he heard the words "poetry". He did not wave his big hand: "who, who says I can't do poetry? There are countless poems in my stomach. Say, what poetry do you want? Everything!"

Yu Shinan was so angry that he blew his beard. Why didn't he know that the boy had drunk so much?

Before he could excuse Li forgetful sorrow, Xu Jingzong had already hit the snake with the stick and bowed to Li Eryi: "Your Majesty, since Li forgetful sorrow said so, why don't you give him a chance to show his talent so that we can enjoy the best work again."

Li Er was speechless: "is this boy still writing poetry? I think it's almost like dreaming."

His words made all the important officials in the waterside pavilion laugh, and Princess Changle giggled: "hee hee, dream well, Changle likes to dream best."

All the officials knew that Li Er was joking. Who knew that Xu Jingzong was serious and bowed down again: "promise, your majesty has an order to let Li forget his worries and write a poem on the topic of dreaming."

His words were uttered, and all the ministers were stunned. Everyone can hear that Li Er is obviously joking. Why is Xu Jingzong so mean?

Li Er frowned: "Xu Qing, I just said it casually."

"Your Majesty, you have no jokes."

Xu Jingzong's mind is now full of how to make Li forget his worries and make a fool of himself. As soon as his brain is hot, he puts forward a sentence to Li Er.

He choked Li Er for a long time, but Cheng Yaojin jumped out again and grabbed Xu Jingzong's collar.

"You straight mother thief, I think you are itchy today, aren't you? You don't learn so many weapons in the Tang Dynasty, but you have to learn sword!... you sword man!"

Cheng Yaojin heard Li forget worry's wonderful curse language by the Qujiang pool before, so he shouted for fun and kept it in his mind. This will finally give him a chance to use it. He opens his mouth and sprays.

Xu Jingzong was also tolerant enough. He didn't say a word in the face of Cheng Yaojin's humiliation. He let his saliva spray on his face and didn't defend himself.

Everyone heard that Duke Lu's scolding was before he learned from Li forgetful. They couldn't help being handsome. Even Li Er was angry and laughed.

It was the first time that empress changsun and Princess Changle heard such swearing words and were stunned.

"Erlang, when did Duke Lu become so articulate?" empress Chang sun asked Li Er in a low voice.

Li Er was so happy that he repeated what Li forgot to worry about and scolded a bunch of Confucian scholars, which made empress Chang sun turn her eyes.

The reason why Cheng Yaojin jumped out is that Li forgets his worries and has a good appetite for him today. Whether he scolded the Confucian scholars by the Qujiang pool or the amazing song "going out of the frontier", Cheng Yaojin was very fond of Li forgetting his worries.

That's why he deliberately tangled with Xu Jingzong in order to fool Li Er's joke.

But no one thought, drunk cat Li forget worry suddenly said loudly: "poetry is poetry! Jane, it's very simple, dreaming... Dreaming is also simple."

He shook off the attendants who supported him and stumbled towards the seat in the waterside pavilion. As he approached, Li Qieyou shook his body and shouted to Xu Jingzong, "you, help me, help me take off my boots."

As mentioned earlier, Tang people take off their boots when they sit at the table. It's also rare for Li to remember to take off his shoes.

Xu Jingzong's face is as black as the bottom of the pot. Although his official position is not high, he is also one of the eighteen bachelors. It was a naked humiliation for Li Qieyou to yell and let him take off his boots.

But before he could speak, Li Erqing's floating words came: "since Xu Qing wants Li to worry about drunkenness and poetry, you should help him take off his boots."

Li Er, an ancient emperor, is also a careful guy.

He is taking revenge on Xu Jingzong for letting him down just now. Now he forces Xu Jingzong to take off his boots for Li forgetful sorrow.