Great Tang's Talented Little Landlord

Li forgot to worry, but he began to pretend to be stupid.

"Why did you say that? I just want a little grain. I mean no harm. Why are you so angry? If you think it's too expensive, forget it."

Li forgot to worry and choked for half a day. Indeed, as he said, he just wanted some food, but is this a little food?

It's incredible that the food of the whole Tang Dynasty is not enough to fill this small chessboard, but the fact is put in front of everyone, so they can't help believing it.

Li Er knew that he had been fooled by Li forgetful today, but he couldn't get angry. After all, the condition was put forward by Li forgetful, but none of the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty, including him, objected.

This can not help but make Li Er, who has always claimed to be smart and wise, feel hot, and all ministers, including Chang sun Wuji and Fang Xuanling, feel ashamed.

This bastard!

I was so angry that I wanted to beat him up.

Li Qieyou was still proud, but he didn't want to rush out a burly figure from the side and directly picked him up.

This familiar taste, this familiar formula

Damn it, Cheng Yaojin once again reached out his hand to catch Li forgetful worry, took him under his arm, and then Pu fan's big hand slapped Li forgetful worry's fart stock.

The huge pain made Li forget to worry and scream, and the fart stock felt like it was going to crack into several petals. What makes him feel humiliated is that he hasn't been beaten since grandpa died

I didn't expect to enjoy this treatment again after crossing the Tang Dynasty. It's really humiliating!

Cheng Yaojin, an old man, was still swearing while smoking his fart stock: "kill you bastard and dare to flirt with your uncles. I'll clean you up for your father today!"

The crackling sound and Li's wailing and Howling make the main hall of Zhang Liang's house very lively.

However, this scene made the ministers breathe a sigh. Zhang Liang waved to the servants to take away the grain, and ordered to send water and wine.

All the officials, including Li Er, seemed not to have seen the scene of Li forgetful worry being beaten by Cheng Yaojin. They drank and talked and laughed with each other as if what had just happened had not happened.

"Fang Xiang, today's wine has a different taste."

"Ha ha, what brother Wuji said is, come on, win the drink."

"The song and dance girls in Duke Zhang's residence are good."

“……”

Cheng Yaojin beat Li forgetful and scolded him: "bastard, do you dare to fool around in the future?"

"Boy, don't dare. Stop!"

"What's your name?"

"Uncle Cheng, uncle Cheng! Stop!" Li forgets to worry completely. Who is NIMA? Be reasonable, but just do it directly. It's barbaric. It's too barbaric!

Li Qieyou has just crushed the officials of the Tang Dynasty with his IQ. Cheng Yaojin immediately crushed him back with force. It's really retribution.

Qiu Kun, a fat man, was stunned. He was born in a merchant's house. Although he was simple and straightforward, he learned the necessary arithmetic very well.

Just now Li forgot to worry about filling the chessboard with rice grains. He was the only one in the audience who felt something was wrong.

Qiu Kun naturally wouldn't say anything, but sat quietly and looked on coldly. The final result also surprised him that it would be such a huge and unimaginable number.

The fat man looked at Li QIAOYOU with small eyes, full of admiration.

But before he could express his admiration, he was surprised to see that Li forgetful was beaten by Duke Lu. Even Qiu Kun couldn't help but sneak a few steps outside for fear of being involved.

However, although Li forgot to worry about being beaten, Qiu Kun's eyes were full of envy.

Li Qieyou didn't understand, but Qiu Kun saw it clearly.

The reason why Cheng Yaojin rushed out to beat him up was not abuse, but a kind of love for Li forgetting his worries.

The bastard put rice grains on a chessboard and played with all the ministers. Even if everyone didn't say it, he might not remember Li forgetting his worries.

But Cheng Yaojin rushed out and beat him up, and his nature changed completely. That is, the younger generation is just fooling around. Now that they have been disciplined by their elders, others will not have a grudge.

Qiu Kun naturally didn't think that Cheng Yaojin beat Li forget worry. In addition to the reasons he said, he beat Li Er, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty.

Cheng Yaojin's people think he is a vulgar martial artist. In fact, Cheng Yaojin was born into a Shandong aristocratic family and received a good education since childhood. He is extremely shrewd. He has been valued and trusted by Li Shimin all his life. He is Li Er's most trusted military general.

Although Cheng Yaojin is called the devil of the world, in fact, more than half of Cheng Yaojin's name is deliberately obtained by him.

A generous image of hob meat is the same as dressing up as a pig and eating a tiger.

Cheng Yaojin is now more and more satisfied with Li forget you. Especially after Li forget you played all the ministers, it made him happy and felt that Li forget you was too fond of himself.

That's why Cheng Yaojin jumped out when everyone was embarrassed, beat Li forgetful and solved the farce.

"Say, do you still sell this picture?" Cheng Yaojin stared at Li forgetful with copper bell like eyes.

Li forgot to worry and covered his fart stock with his hands. His face hurt: "don't sell it, resolutely don't sell it. Give it away for free, you must give it away for free."

"That's decent." Cheng Yaojin nodded with satisfaction and felt that his efforts were not wasted.

Li forgets to worry, bares his teeth, holds up the painting of Luo God with both hands and walks to Li Er.

All the officials liked this scene, and Li Er was even more pleased. He felt that Cheng Yaojin's fight had not been in vain. The bastard finally wanted to understand how to behave in the world.

Li Er even thought in his heart, should he comfort the boy with good words, or should he scold him again with a firm face and let him not act so recklessly in the future?

Under all the eyes of Li Er and his ministers, Li forgot to worry, holding the picture in his hands, walked towards Li Er step by step, and then... Turned a corner

Li forgot his worries and went straight to Zhang Liang. He bowed and saluted: "on the birthday of Duke Changping today, the boy, entrusted by his enemies in Chang'an, came to send a congratulatory gift, the picture of Luo God. Please accept it."

As soon as he said this, everyone was knocked down by thunder, and Zhang Liang looked frightened.

Li Xiaolang, don't make trouble!

Talk well. You and I have no grudges in the past. Why do you hurt me so much?

What is the meaning of Li Er's "Luo Shen Tu" if you don't give it to him and you meow it to me?

Zhang Liang was as ugly as stepping on dog shit.

Then peeking at Li Er, who was frozen aside, his face was no different from Kunlun nu.

Li Er is only thinking about one thing now. After asking someone to come in and drag Li forgetful out, is it better to chop it into meat sauce or slice it to eat meat!

Play with me twice and three times! You dare!