Guard With a Knife

Paul George and George Hill are a little depressed.

They never expected that Duke Snoopy would explode without warning after playing hard for almost three quarters. Just because he flew out and saved a ball? Or was it because his female manager kissed him?

What kind of metaphysics is this?

Paul George frowned and looked at Snoopy, who hit a three-pointer at the buzzer and raised his hands to greet the cheers of the audience.

In the previous round, Snoopy successfully interfered with David West in the defense. While West was playing basketball, he rushed into the paint area to pick off the rebound, then ran into the frontcourt and hit the buzzer-beater.

He behaves like an energetic jumping frog, filling every corner of the court with his presence.

"Are you flattering your father-in-law and his family?" TNT's ace host Earl Johnson couldn't help complaining.

At this time, Charles Barkley was very pleased.

He looked at the little Duke who was making bow and arrow shooting moves on the court, causing the whole crowd to burst into excitement: "He finally learned how to pretend. As a superstar, how can he not pretend?"

Forehead….

Kenny Smith wanted to complain, but he was afraid that Barkley would tease him: You're not a superstar, what do you know?

At this time, Kenny Smith will form a standard reaction: I have a championship ring, do you have it?

As a result, it enters an infinite loop again.

Kenny Smith is now really afraid that Charles Barkley will suddenly leave his job as a commentator, and as a die-hard Duke fan, he shamelessly begs Snoopy to let him leave a place for him on the Lakers bench: With Charles' integrity, It really can be done.

What Smith is worried about is: if he really goes, it is really possible to get a championship ring.

So...he simply endured the initial complaint and stopped it from the source.

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The game quickly entered the fourth quarter.

There was an interesting scene on the court, even though the Pacers led by double digits. But they didn't let any of their main players take a rest. As the Duke showed off his power after being kissed by Daphne, they had to be prepared.

On the other hand, the Lakers are behind.

However, they still made personnel adjustments, and Mike Brown replaced Milicic, Carlos Boozer, Korver, Snoop Dou, and Steve Nash like a whim.

Mike Brown's radical substitution style makes people who don't know how wealthy the Lakers are.

However, what makes Indiana fans heartbroken is that this Purple and Gold Army, which seemed to have no defensive ability, pinned the Pacers to the ground and beat them up.

The first one to strike was not Snubido.

It was Steve Nash of the New Los Angeles Dunker League, and he didn't use dunks. It's a catch-and-shoot from beyond the arc.

When the Pacers put all their defensive focus on Snoopy from the outside. Snoopy easily passed the ball, Nash got open, and then he took a shot... swish!

The basketball fell into the net.

This three-pointer narrowed the point difference to single digits.

While the fans at the scene were excited, Duke Snoopy's prospective father-in-law stood up anxiously. He reminded loudly: Don't forget the efficiency weighting calculation method I told you last night! ! !

His words made the fans around him, including Daphne and Lin Baozhen, all confused: What password is he reciting? Why are you discussing science with your son-in-law?

But Snoopy understood.

He really didn't expect that his prospective father-in-law, a physics professor, would actually have an offensive heart.

But what can be done? It must be arranged!

Therefore, in the next round, he forced George Hill to the baseline in the frontcourt, causing him to make a pass error. He immediately received a pass from Korver and sent his troops to the frontcourt, brazenly one meter away from the three-point line. Stop suddenly, draw your bow and shoot, and hit the basketball accurately into the net!

And when this three-pointer hit, the wave on the scene was like a violent hurricane sweeping across the Pacific Ocean.

Although the team is still lagging behind, all the momentum is back!

That kiss from Daphne changed everything.

"Maybe this is the power of love!" Charles Barkley couldn't help but murmur.

At the same time, the camera passed by the sidelines at just the right time and was frozen on Miley Cyrus for 2 seconds.

Four years ago, it was also in this arena. The little Disney princess at that time also took the initiative to kiss the little Duke. Then in that game, the fledgling Little Duke blocked the rising number one pick Derrick Rose.

Now that time has gone round and round, the crowds of cheering people are still surging, but the person kissing the little duke has moved from the first row to the sixth row. However, Snoopy is passive anyway.

The Pacers obviously entered a panic when the point difference was only 6 points, and their offensive rhythm was obviously disturbed. Stephenson turned around and took a shot, but his shot missed. Milicic protected the rebound and passed a long pass to Duke. Duke went to the basket and made another powerful dunk.

"Indiana is finished!"

Although the game is not over yet, even though the Pacers are still leading. However, Barkley couldn't wait to issue a death notice to Indiana fans.

"No one can resist the crazy Snoopy. When he hits three-pointers in a row, and the referee does not allow the AK47 to be carried, I don't think anyone can defend him." Even Kenny Smith stood up The Lakers here.

The two commentators now do not act according to the basic laws at all. They do not analyze court data or technical and tactical characteristics at all, and directly enter the realm of metaphysics.

There is no other way, they have already been defeated by the Duke.

At the same time, Duke Snoopy was very serious about feeling the electricity gradually losing in his body.

For him, tonight was a very, very rare early trial experience: Daphne proved that she was different. As a man who had been struck by lightning, she was stronger than the Nanfu battery that had 'one section is stronger than five' Too much.

This is simply an energy gas station.

If she had known she would take him to San Antonio, her kiss would immediately change the atmosphere of the AT @T Arena. GDP, you still want to bully me? I can't shoot you!

Snoopy is still bitter about losing to the Spurs some time ago, because in that game... he was really beaten and couldn't resist.

At the same time, the Black Mamba was still chattering there: "Everyone must remember the Mamba spirit and take action when it's time to take action. See? Snoopy is an example. As long as you take action bravely, the touch will find you!!!"

Snoopy was speechless about this. He was thinking to himself, you used to act like you were "cute without giving the screen space", but now you come here to "take advantage of the popularity". The league already has a lot of yellow Mambas, white Mambas, standing Mambas, and shaking Mambas... Do you want to set up a Mamba concentration camp in the Lakers?

Beep!

The whistle blows and the game continues.

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