Handsome All Over the Earth [Interstellar]

Yi Zhen unplugged the data cable and touched the biological skin on the epidermis of the mechanical butler. Unfortunately, EW has no neural touch system, so he could not feel the effect. It was still very realistic when viewed from a close distance, and the mechanical butler was scrapped again. Only then did I log in to Star Wars slowly, and as soon as I went online, news like a barrage floated in front of my eyes.

"Really, really? Great God, you didn't lie to me?!"

"I'm so happy, ah ah, we played against the veterans today, and we won! Compared with the great gods, they are like dogs!"

"No... I always think you're joking. The people in your military are very busy. Can you really accompany us to practice?"

"Oh, no, I've already taken a screenshot. It's hard to chase after a word! If you regret it, I will go to the forum 818!"

…

"Hello? Is the Great God here? When will it be online? Wait online!"

Luo Dingze, who was staring at the friend list, saw that the familiar ID was online, and he was immediately beaten.

[Private chat] [Little Ronaldo]: Great God (*▽*)

[Private chat] [Handsome explodes the whole earth]: Are you a Gatling machine gun? As soon as you go online, all your news subtitles are in front of you.

[Private chat] [Little Ronaldo]: Great God, is what you said before true? Practice with us? What do you want me to help you with? [Washing hands expectantly]

Yi Zhen saw Luo Dingze's news, pondered for a while, and connected the language system of the two: "First, rent a house for me. I have already selected the address. I will send it to you later. What is your communication number?"

"Communication number: 9507824xx." Luo Dingze replied in a hurry, hearing Yi Zhen's voice for the first time, and then he couldn't help but sigh, "My God, you are actually a male voice! It's unscientific, it shouldn't be some kind of rough man's drake voice. Isn't it like this in the army..."

"Don't be sloppy, I'll tell you on the newsletter." Yi Zhen chuckled, his voice was warm like a faint mist, it seemed to be visible, but it was intangible and intangible.

Luo Dingze saw that the ID on the opposite side was black, and immediately went offline and turned on his communication device. He waited nervously for news. Finally, a communication request was sent. It was a fixed virtual number. Luo Dingze was a little frustrated. It is a pity that the Great God still does not want to let him know.

"Luo Dingze? This is the link to the house I want to rent. For the money, you can help me pay for it temporarily, right?"

Seeing Yi Zhen's strange request, Luo Dingze scratched his head, and immediately shook his head and replied, "No, but does this house look too bad? I can rent a good one for you! I have money!"

Yi Zhen replied: "No, thank you, this house will do."

Luo Dingze clicked on the link, settled on the house in less than a minute, paid the rent for a year, and immediately came back to talk to Yi Zhen: "I have already paid and rented for a year, but why are you renting a house? I don't want to. Live in the army?"

"…"

Seeing the ellipsis on the opposite side, Luo Dingze suddenly regretted asking this stupid question. It's true that there are no people who rent houses outside. They have one bedroom, but that house is only used once or twice a month. There are also men and women in the military. friend's?

"I see! Is it for my sister-in-law? Hehe!"

Yi Zhen saw that Luo Dingze had found a reason for himself, but unfortunately the green fat man and the one-eyed were not sister-in-law, he was still a single dog, and since he was dressed as a robot, he might be a single dog for the rest of his life, Yi Zhen immediately replied against his will: "Yes. Are you busy now?"

"Not busy!" Luo Dingze said anxiously.

"Oh, if you're not busy, go to the Tesco Southwest store every day to help me buy two EW robots. The positions are the third and fourth from the bottom row of the fifth shelf on the 3rd floor, 7th floor, 12th row."

Luo Dingze spit out a mouthful of old blood when he saw the purchase request, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly. Did he buy an EW robot on which floor or shelf?

Yi Zhen saw that there was no voice on the other side, "Is there a problem?"

"No! Buy it right away!" Luo Dingze touched his chest. Although the **** is very strange, his skills are sleazy, and it is normal to have a little eccentricity.

"I'm going out right now!" Luo Dingze sent a message to put down the communication device and called out to Lao Xiao, who was in the same bedroom.

In the luxurious room, an EW robot leaned against the wall like a real person, with one hand on the back supporting the wall.

Three in a crowd—

Yi Zhen: One-eyed, green fat, look at your positions now, and immediately adjust to the third and fourth from the left of the bottom row of the fifth shelf on the 3rd floor, 7th floor, 12th column.

One Eyed: What happened?

Green Fat: Xiaohong, what's up!

Yi Zhen: I found someone to buy you guys, this is his photo [picture]

Yi Zhen: The house is ready, you will live in it temporarily, and then I will find a way to save money to buy three mechanical housekeepers as bodies.

Green Fat: Little Red! I love you! than heart!

One-Eyed: Yizhen, thank you.

One-eyed and Lu Fatty stood on the shelf and looked at each other. Yi Zhen was very special. He could hack the system and intelligence. He could completely ignore the two of them, but since Yi Zhen took them out, he never said that he wanted to Abandon them, after they said their concerns yesterday, Yi Zhen arranged for someone to buy them home today and rent them a house...

The green fat twisted his **** and squeezed the robot next to the one-eyed. The two guys occupied the two positions that were about to be purchased. The two robots slumped their legs on the shelf and looked at each other, (●—●)

Lu Fatty turned his head and patted One-eyed's shoulder, "Xiaohong is so kind to me! One-eyed, do you think Xiaohong likes me?"

One-Eyed: "...You think too much. Have you ever seen a robot fall in love?"

Green Fat: "Okay, robots don't seem to fall in love! Maybe it's because we are all on the same production line... Oh no, we all have the same type of chip, and one chip comes off the assembly line! It's what humans say... a mother born. One-eyed, according to human kinship, the three of us are brothers! (●—●)!"

The one-eyed EW robot turned his head in disgust, and the guy next to him chatted endlessly: "Don't talk to me, it will lower my IQ."

Green Fatty: "You want to fight again, don't you?"

One-Eyed: "…"

But... it seems like a good brother to say?

Luo Dingze drove all the way to the designated shopping mall of Yizhen, and walked straight to the shelf.

"The third and fourth from the left of the bottom row of the fifth shelf on the 3rd floor, 7th floor, 12th column."

"Lao Luo, what are you babbling about?"

Luo Dingze found the shelf, bowed down to the shelf and looked down at the third and fourth positions. The two robots were sitting upright. After Luo Dingze determined that it was the two EW robots, he grabbed the one-eyed and the green fat and put them in the cart. The two robots Lying stiffly in Luo Dingze's cart.

The roommate Lao Xiao saw Luo Dingze spared half the world and went here and bought two small EWs. He was surprised: "Lao Luo, what are you doing? You have to travel so far to buy two EWs?"

Luo Dingze threw out the card on the ground, paid 600 Interstellar coins at the cashier, put the one-eyed and the green fat in his pocket, patted it and said, "This is the test of the great god, wait for me to send these two EWs to the store. In the rented house, the Great God promised to spar with us until we participate in the Nine-Star Recruits Tournament."

"Really or not? You're saying that he is handsome enough to explode the whole earth?" Old Xiao glanced suspiciously at the ordinary EW robot worth 600 Interstellar coins in Luo Dingze's pocket, and didn't quite believe Luo Dingze's words.

Luo Dingze shrugged, "Besides this one, do you know other great gods?"

"Impossible? I'm guessing which one is not low-ranking, and the level is so high. Shouldn't there be time to accompany us to practice?"

"Don't believe it, send these two robots with me, and you'll know when you go online at night."

Three in a crowd—

Green Fat: @易桢小红 We have landed safely in this Comrade Ronaldinho's shopping bag!

One-Eyed: We've been bought out.

Yizhen: Good.

In Building 88, District 7, the middle-aged aunt dragged a pair of flip-flops to open the door for Luo Dingze. After reading Luo Dingze's payment certificate, she told Luo Dingze the door code and walked back with a cigarette. She said, "That room The house has been unoccupied for a long time, I see you have bought a robot, just clean it."

"Okay, thank you Auntie." Luo Dingze is also very obedient to the older people, unlike the rebellious appearance in the army.

After spending an afternoon, Luo Dingze called his roommate, Lao Xiao, and went out to buy a lot of things, and rearranged the whole room. Although it was small, it looked warm and comfortable. Luo Dingze took a few photos and prepared to send it to Yi Zhen.

Three in a crowd—

Green Fat: I feel like this is before and after renovation! Comrade Xiao Luo is great!

One-Eyed: Annoying, why is he still setting up... I haven't moved for four hours.

Yizhen: ?

Green Fat: Before decoration [picture] [picture] After decoration [picture] [picture]

Yi Zhen: Hahaha, maybe he really thought I would live there, Luo Dingze is a bit interesting.

Sure enough, Yi Zhen received a photo and message from Luo Dingze, "My God, I made a simple arrangement, I hope you like it! Are you going to Star Wars tonight! [Washing hands in anticipation]"

"Okay, I'll practice with you at night, and I'll pay you back for a while, thanks." Yi Zhen replied, at this time the door of the house opened, Yi Zhen carefully got off the sofa cushion and jumped to the sofa Next, he walked obediently to the corner and pretended to be on standby.

Gu Sinian didn't find anything wrong. He opened the box with the mechanical butler at the door, pressed the power button on the mechanical butler, and fiddled for five minutes. The chip is placed inside intact.

Gu Sinian couldn't turn on the machine, so he had to contact the maintenance company again. Soon several engineers came to his home and started to check. After half an hour of checking, he could not find the problem. He was so anxious that his head was sweating. The maintenance master had to take the newly repaired mechanical housekeeper back to the headquarters to repair it again.

In the corner, Yi Zhen tilted his head and looked at the mechanical butler who was dragged away by the maintenance master, showing a kind smile (●—●)