Handsome All Over the Earth [Interstellar]

In the corridor, two tall figures stood.

One of them was about 1.9 meters tall, and the other was also 1.8 meters tall. The two stood in the corridor talking quietly.

"Thank you for sending me back today." Wei Le said in a low voice with his head down because he was too shy to look directly into the man's eyes.

The man on the opposite side smiled slightly, his voice was slightly hoarse, but his low voice had a fatal temptation to Wei Le, "I asked you to come out to accompany me, so it's a matter of course to send you."

"Well," Wei Le pressed his fingerprints on the electronic lock, turned his eyes and asked in a warm voice, "Want to go in and sit? My house... nobody at home."

Hearing that, the corner of Heiguang's mouth ticked upwards slightly, his eyes were deep to see the emotion in his eyes, he nodded and said, "Okay."

In fact, Heiguang has been to Wei Le's house several times. Heiguang helped him even when he moved. Wei Le had been living at the house before, but he moved out recently. He said that he was close to his younger brother. The live broadcast at home disturbed his parents' rest. Knowing that this place is very close to his house, in the same community, it takes five minutes to walk.

Heiguang now lives in the house that Yi Zhen bought before. Since he started live streaming to make money, his income has been getting higher and higher, and his fans have become more and more. Although he does not show his face, he is said to be mysterious, maybe he is ugly, etc. , but still can't stop his small fans from increasing exponentially, but Heiguang still has a little emptiness in his heart.

He is mecha intelligence.

Entering the house, Heiguang took the water that Wei Le handed over, glanced at it a little, and heard the man explain in a hurry, "It's white water, I didn't add anything, I know you don't like it."

Heiguang heard the words, smiled, took the water glass from Wei Le's hand, and when the two's fingertips touched each other, he saw Xiao Baiyun's ears turn red, he frowned and thought for a moment, the red ears seemed to be human shyness a form of expression.

"Thank you little apprentice." Heiguang only tasted food at a glance. He actually didn't like to eat these things. After all, as a robot, he has no sense of taste. After eating, he needs to clean up the inside. He can't help but eat with his little apprentice, so he eats a lot, but it's a little more troublesome when he goes back.

The two chatted for a while, about the live broadcast, fans, and some recent interesting things. After chatting a few words, Heiguang glanced at the time. It was twelve o'clock. It was time for the little apprentice to go to bed. Just went out, the little apprentice hasn't rested until now, and human beings should have entered a state of exhaustion.

He put down the water glass in his hand, and patted Wei Le, who was smiling happily at him, with his hand: "It's getting late, I'll go back first, you have a good rest."

Hearing this, Wei Le was stunned for a moment, feeling empty in his heart, "Okay then."

After sending the man to the door, the man put his back on him, put on his shoes, tidied up his clothes, and just about to leave, Wei Le called the other party warmly, "Black Light."

The tall slender man turned around and showed a gentle smile, "Why..."

Before he could speak, he saw that man suddenly leaned in front of him, stood on tiptoe and kissed his lips. When the hot and humid lips touched his lips lightly, he was about to recover. Heiguang used his left hand to hold the other party's The back of his head, he lowered his head and kissed the other party passionately.

The hairs all over his body stood up. Wei Le felt that he would definitely hit a home run today. The strong kiss was almost suffocating. After a short while, his breathing began to become rapid, and his body became hot, as if he had lost everything. Strength hangs on the man's body like no bones.

Hei Guang noticed that Wei Le's breathing and heartbeat were speeding up, he suddenly let go of Wei Le, and then patted his back, "It's getting late, take a good rest."

boom.

The door is closed.

Wei Le:  …

***

[He definitely likes me - but he doesn't talk to me, what's the problem? 】

——"Pfft, lz sure? As long as it's a man, he doesn't want to sleep when he sees the person he likes in front of him! I guarantee the lifeblood of all **** men in the universe!"

- "ls is wsn?"

——"Don't be crooked! Lz ignore them. If you are really sure that the other party likes you, could it be his fault?"

[Others are tall and big... they shouldn't. 】

——"Don't, lz Last time I went to a club, I saw a little cutie who was only 1.6 meters. I thought that I was 1 and he was 0. I was happy and happy. ."

- "ls don't go, tell your story!"

Wei Le's post on the anonymous forum was quickly replied by someone. After reading a lot of news, after careful consideration, although I have to say that I suspect that Heiguang is impotent, the logic of these people is still fine.

He is also a man... he wants to sleep when he sees the person he likes, there is nothing wrong with him!

In fact, this is just a small problem, he will not dislike the black light.

***

Halfway through the game, the system prompts that Black Light and he are already in a big kill.

——"Young God, this shot is so cool! Damn it, it's amazing! Ahhh! Husband loves you!"

——“The little apprentice did a good job today, several lore shots are super good, meow~”

Hearing this, Wei Le smiled and asked, "Why is he a wandering spirit, and I am a little apprentice? You were not like this before! You all call my husband!"

——"Probably this is the aura _(:з"∠)_"

Wei Le muttered, "I also have an aura."

The black light on the side just came down, holding a machine gun in his hand. Hearing that, he just smiled and did not speak. At this time, the system announcement of the live broadcast platform suddenly sounded——

[Offline activities are open again, watch the male/female live, get in close contact with your favorite anchors, come and grab tickets! 】

Seeing this news, Wei Le rolled his eyes and turned to look at Heiguang: "Heiguang, are you going?"

Black Light: "I'm not very convenient."

Wei Le knew that Heiguang wouldn't go, but he just wanted to ask a question without giving up.

——"Heiguang Boss still won't go, but I heard that everyone has formed a CP and walked the red carpet. Does Xiaobaiyun invite you this year?"

——"Definitely not, hahahaha, the best female anchor with my apprentice found true love this year and resigned, what do you think?"

"What are you talking about, doesn't it make me look the most outstanding and handsome when I walk alone?" Wei Le laughed, and then He You casually blew a few words before turning off the live broadcast.

While communicating with Heiguang, he was stewing the soup, and the stew was still Dabu soup. It seemed that the stew was almost done. Then Wei Le said to Heiguang in the communication: "My soup is ready, wait for me at home, I will give it to you. Come over here, and give my brother the rest."

Although Heiguang thought it was a bit strange that Wei Le liked stewing soup recently, he said that it was for his younger brother who was in high school to nourish his brain. Wei Le's younger brother's school was very close to here, so he often couldn't sneak home from school.

However, every time Heiguang sees the scalding sent by the other party, he has no choice but to drink it and deal with it. Hearing that, he just nodded, "Okay."

...

Wei Jue, who slipped home again in the evening, saw the heat on the table, and his face was a little unnatural. He slipped a lot of nosebleeds at school today, and he really didn't dare to fix it.

Now the whole school is laughing at him seeing Miss Ren wearing a skirt with a nosebleed, she is a big pervert...

***

Approaching the offline event, Wei Le bought several clothes to wear to choose the most satisfying one, but the fans are really poisonous, and there is really no one on the entire platform who walks the red carpet with him.

The reasons are all kinds of strange: "I have a male partner." "I'm a CP fan of you and Heiguang, and I can't remove the CP!" "The colors of our two clothes don't match."

In short, he really wants to walk the red carpet alone, the platform is really sick, and he has to add the red carpet project. Do you think it is better for him to walk alone?

After saying hello to Heiguang, Wei Le got into the car sent by the platform. He looked outside in a trance, thinking that he was going to walk the red carpet alone today, and his mind was all about Heiguang.

Just when he was thinking, the car had already arrived. This time, the platform paid a lot of money to buy the most luxurious hotel in the whole world.

As soon as he entered the backstage, the people inside took selfies together in pairs, with a cool concave shape. Only Wei Le was alone. He sat down on the chair with his head down and didn't say a word. There was no way. Heiguang was inconvenient to appear on this occasion. He had only one person, and the female anchor with whom he had the best relationship got married, had children and raised a baby.

He was also helpless.

As soon as he entered, many people greeted him, and after saying a few words, Wei Le walked to the bathroom.

Just as he was about to open the door and go out, he heard someone outside with a slight sneer: "He's really going to be a winner in thirteen months, does he really plan to walk the red carpet alone later?"

"Don't, people definitely don't want to. Isn't this the current pillar of our company who refuses to come?"

"Hahaha, in this matter, you said that the black light didn't show his face, wouldn't he be from the military?"

"It's hard to say. Heiguang knows both your Excellency and Major General Yi, and he is definitely not an ordinary person."

"It's just Wei Le's little fans who are still laughing at CP fans. I don't think Heiguang pays attention to him at all. It's okay to talk about it. I think someone takes it seriously."

There was a fire in the San Yue nest inside the door, so he suddenly opened the door and walked out. He glanced coldly at the three people who were talking. The three newcomers signed by the platform this year, he walked to the sink and slowly tidied up his body. clothes.

The three of them were so embarrassed they didn't know what to say, and they were overheard gossiping behind their backs, but...

"Brother Yue..."

"I only have one younger brother, I can't be your brother." Wei Le straightened the clothes around the collar with a cold face, and said calmly, not knowing whether he was angry or what, he walked out slowly.

As soon as Wei Le left, the three people who had not dared to let out the air just now let out a long sigh of relief.

"What can I do? If Wei Le's fans knew about this, they would scold us to death!"

The three of them have just signed a contract for a year, and there is only a little splash. Offending the big anchor, as long as the big anchor says a word, those fans can make them have no one in the entire live broadcast room!

"That won't work, do you still know about the DK Honghua last time? It's because of offending Wei Le, and now there is no platform for him, so he has switched careers to become power trainers... We can't sit still!"

"I just recorded..."

In fact, Wei Le, who didn't want to trouble the three of them at all, had just returned. As soon as he was seated, he saw many people winking at him and keeping a distance from him. Wei Le raised his eyebrows slightly, but at this time he received a message from the black light. .

Heiguang: "What's wrong with you? Your tone is so bad, the Internet is blacking you."

Wei Le raised his eyebrows and opened Xingwei, only to see countless people @ him with hundreds of thousands of comments.

The first is an audio -

"Brother Yue..."

"I only have one younger brother, I can't be your brother."

It is also accompanied by a paragraph: Sure enough, he is a big anchor with his nostrils turned upside down.

——"This is obviously a sunspot, our little white cloud is so soft and cute!"

——“The voice does sound like a moon god, and the tone is really stinky.”

——"What is the Moon God? He used to be mushy, and he didn't hold his thighs well. He only pretended to be forceful, and now he is the number one brother in the live broadcast world?"

As soon as he watched, he heard someone coming over to announce that he was ready to appear. The front desk began to report his name one by one and the order of appearance. There was no doubt that he was placed last.

"Buzz."

Black Light: "What happened?"

Wei Le: "Do you think I'm the kind of person they say?"

Hei Guang saw Wei Le's news and immediately replied, "Of course not."

Seeing the news of Heiguang's reply, Wei Le's mood finally got a little better. He took the communicator and edited a long list of messages and sent them——

"I used to like to pretend to be forceful. When I win, I brag about my arrogance. When I lose, I say I can't carry it. The time I met you was really confusing, but I really didn't think about hugging my thighs. At that time, I just If I feel like I’m going to get stuck, I’m going to get stuck. The big deal is that I make a good plan for the money I made in the past, and I can learn to do business and have a good life... I didn’t want to hug my thighs.”

Looking at such a long list, Heiguang frowned slightly, this must be something.

Thinking of this, the man didn't bother to put on his clothes directly from the room to go out, and sent a message to Yi Zhen on the way to inform. The green fat sitting in the living room watching TV series heard the door slammed and was forcefully closed, and glanced at it again. Turn around and continue watching TV.

Anyway, he is the only one who is single.

***

Time passed by, and the people in front had already walked onto the red carpet and entered the banquet with arms in hand one after another.

After everyone left, only Wei Le was left in the background. At this time, he could no longer hide his emotions, and his eyes were full of wry smiles. How annoying was he before? These people just listened to a half-recorded recording and had a completely different attitude towards him, and their isolated behavior was too obvious, right?

Anyone who says he can do it, but he doesn't want Heiguang to think that he is hugging his thighs, it doesn't matter even if they live separately...

The staff came to knock on the door and saw Wei Le buried his head in the arms of his hands.

"it is good."

Wei Le rubbed his eyes, looked in the mirror, and walked out.

The platform attracted a lot of fans because of the addition of Black Light. What's more, this reception happened to be an anniversary, and it was deliberately held grandly. The entrance of the banquet was full of reporters. Layers are people.

Wei Le had just stepped on the carpet when he heard screams all around him. He politely greeted those around him. At this moment, a car slowly stopped in front of the carpet, and everyone was stunned. Wei Le was the last Are you alone?

All eyes looked over, even Wei Le turned his head in surprise.

The door of the car was opened, and all the noise was suddenly banned. The man walked out with his back straight and dressed in a neat suit. With a slight smile on his face, he politely nodded to the people around him.

"Who is this! What the hell!" The staff member who had never seen the man did not know how to report the man's name, and asked the person next to him in a low voice.

The man's temperament is calm, his height is unbelievably tall, his facial features are handsome, and his profile is particularly deep. He walked over slowly, looked at Wei Le who was staring at him in a daze, stretched out his arm, and said in a low voice, "Hold me."

"Ah..." Wei Le stared blankly at the person opposite, subconsciously holding on to the black light and following the man's footsteps.

Because no one had seen the black light, everyone was stunned, and they all asked in a low voice if they knew who this person was walking the red carpet with Wei Le, and the fans were all crazy.

"Ah, ah, so handsome!"

"Who is this? Damn it, isn't it my black light boss?"

"Wandering God?!!!!"

The staff who reported the name finally asked the name, and said nervously: "The last group, March, Black Light."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Husband himself?!!!"

"Black light, black light, black light!"

Wei Le walked beside Heiguang the whole time and asked in a low voice, "Why are you here?"

"I'm afraid you'll cry if you don't come." Hei Guang laughed and patted Wei Le's head, all of which were filmed.

"But, wouldn't it be inconvenient?"

Heiguang: "It's okay, I have already asked the parents of the family."

Wei Le: "Huh?"

***

The interview begins.

Everyone did row after row, but all the lights were on the two people in the middle.

Hei Guang sat with a sullen face, waiting for those people to ask Wei Le questions.

...

"What happened to Xingwei just now?"

Suddenly someone asked Wei Le this question directly, Wei Le was stunned for a moment, but the three little anchors were sitting on pins and needles, watching Wei Le nervously.

"There's nothing to say, but if you remove the beginning and only the following recording, what can only two sentences explain? If the other party dares to release all the recordings, it may be more interesting."

Wei Le didn't want to talk about it, Heiguang glanced at him and noticed that three people were relieved at the same time.

"Okay, let's interview Heiguang! It's the first time everyone has seen Heiguang!" The staff member said with a smile. As soon as his voice fell, everyone's eyes fell on Heiguang, who was full of Mysterious colors.

Reporter: "Hello, Heiguang, I remember that I clearly said before that I would not come back to the banquet. Why did it suddenly come?"

Heiguang: "Come to see the little apprentice, I'm afraid he will cry."

The fans roared inwardly: "Heiguang really likes the little apprentice!"

Reporter: "Hahaha, then they all say you like the little apprentice, is that true?"

Hei Guang looked calm: "I like him."

Wei Le on the side blushed like a boiled shrimp.

The fan roared: "Just admit it? CP fans are satisfied!"

Reporter: "Then you are already together?"

Heiguang: "I'm still chasing, there is something I need to tell him, see if he wants to."

Reporter: "Is it convenient to ask what's the matter?"

Black Light: "A little personal thing about me."

Hearing this, Wei Le instantly thought of the word 'impotence'.

"It's so sweet, Fufu Heiguang, you guys are getting sweeter and sweeter!"

"Super cute!!! Big Black Light must have come because those people on the Internet attacked Xiao Baiyun, right?"

"The point is that I'm so handsome that I can't close my legs, I can't close my legs... So the people who know me Yi Shen and Your Excellency are so handsome!"

***

After the banquet, Wei Le sat in the car with a black light.

"Heiguang, the private matter you talked about... Are you going to tell me now?" Wei Le was silent for a moment, he found that he really guessed the truth,

Seeing Heiguang's hesitant expression, Wei Le curled his lips and said, "I already know, actually I don't mind..."

Black Light: "You know?"

Wei Le: "Yeah."

Black Light: "How do you know?"

Wei Le: "Guess... I don't mind, I like you."

After speaking, Overlord Wei Le spoke hard and kissed Heiguang.

Black Light: "!!!"

When the two returned home, they kissed instantly. Heiguang also knew that this was the most favorite emotion expressed by human beings. Anyway, he actually studied carefully what Laogu liked to pester Xiaohong the most.

It's logical to undress.

His hands crossed his firm chest.

Wei Le was about to attack, but suddenly saw the big stick chasing him.

No, not impotence? ? ?

Wei Le asked in a trembling voice: "...What the **** is the private matter you just wanted to tell me...I want to make sure, it's different from what I thought..."

Heiguang: "I just want to tell you that I'm not human, don't you already know?"

Wei Le: "???" Too big to be human?

***

Wei Le: I never thought my husband was a robot.

Black Light: I will engrave your name on my chip. When you sleep forever, I will sleep with you forever.