Handsome All Over the Earth [Interstellar]

Yi Zhen was obediently vacuuming and mopping the floor. When cleaning the sofa, he couldn't help but quietly glanced at Gu Sinian's profile. The sun was coating the man with a faint shimmer, making this face soft. In the sunlight, the eyelashes like crow feathers are slightly raised, and the edges and corners of the side face and the delicate neck line make people admire the other party's beauty.

Suddenly, there was a slight smile on the corner of Gu Sinian's beautiful lips, and the little robot was unmoved by the beauty.

Although you have a face that wants to be beaten for money, I still want to **** you.

The EW robot turns on the automatic cleaning mode, but the mind has wandered out of the living room.

Three in a crowd—

Yizhen: I've never hated weekends so much.

Green Fat: Xiaohong, what's the matter!

Yi Zhen: Gu Sinian is at home, and he wants me to clean up again, which is annoying.

Lu Fatty: Touch Xiaohong, I used to clean, cook, do laundry, and take care of children!

One-Eyed: I usually fight...

One-eyed in the rental house, after saying this, One-eyed looked at the glossy wall at the words written on the sign on his neck, then looked at the garbage under his feet, and patted his little face, feeling a little lost. He fought to win with his master on the battlefield, and now he's... he's cleaning.

Green Fat: Touch Xiao Hei! Now Xiao Hei's cleaning is getting better and better! Blackie was so stupid before!

Yi Zhen: I'm re-writing the gray pigeon virus. When I finish writing the program, I can quietly control the robot remotely. Then I'll give Xiao Hei the basic program of EW and enable automatic settings.

The green fat and the one-eyed in the room turned their heads to look at each other at the same time. The green fat widened his eyes and folded his hands together, and said excitedly: "Xiaohong is writing a virus? Xiaohong will read the program to the robot like a human?! Wow! , great! I want a mechanical police program so I can fight!"

One-eyed turned to look at Lu Fatty, and patted Lu Fatty on the head with the expression of caring for a fool, little fool, you have grasped the wrong point again.

The point is not that Yizhen will install programs for me, but that this is a robot that can write virus programs!

One-eyed replied Yi Zhen with one word - good.

At this moment, the doorbell rang suddenly, and Yi Zhen mechanically turned his head to look outside the translucent house. A slender and handsome young man with red cheeks and golden glasses was standing straight outside.

"Go to open the door." Gu Sinian patted Yi Zhen's little butt, who hadn't gone far, and then the entire EW robot turned to look at Gu Sinian, and then silently turned to the door and paddled his feet to look At the switch that was a lot higher than it, he stretched out his hand, and finally, after a lot of effort, the door opened.

The EW robot pushed back, the young man in front of the door smiled, and he didn't see the person opening the door to his left or right. He finally looked down and saw the EW robot with his face raised, his hands folded, and his eyes looking down at his EW robot. Wen Qing thought that it was the same last time. The door that EW opened for him, his reckless appearance was recorded by this little robot, and even the tips of his ears suddenly turned red.

Gu Sinian took down the book on his face, stood up and stretched his waist, his clothes were pulled open to reveal the **** and charming vest line, Wen Qing was slightly stunned, and Yi Zhen, who had been observing Wen Qing, shook his head and turned his head to look quietly. The new mechanical butler being carried outside by a transport robot.

"Hello, General Gu, I'm very sorry that there was a problem with the mechanical butler last time. After we recovered it, we found that a large number of copy startup programs were stored in the program, so that your mechanical butler could not be turned on." Wen Qing explained.

Gu Sinian, who had just walked over, nodded slightly, not paying attention to the look in the eyes of the other party staring at him, and asked with a slightly indifferent expression: "Have you found out the reason?"

"No, no, we haven't found out the reason for the mechanical butler's copying program. It may be that there is a problem in the process of our repair." Wen Qing explained helplessly.

Yi Zhen, who was on the ground, turned to look at Gu Sinian and then at Wen Qing, just wanting to laugh.

He first used the gray pigeon virus to replicate these programs in large numbers, and then checked and killed all the viruses. There was only the replication program, and there was no virus in it. It was a ghost.

Gu Sinian nodded and looked out. Wen Qing followed Gu Sinian's gaze and immediately smiled and ordered the transport robot to send the new mechanical housekeeper into the house. The transport robot mechanically moved the new mechanical housekeeper into the room. middle.

"Turn on."

The humanoid mechanical butler lying on the ground stood up with a smile on his face: "Hello, I'm Robot 703, I'm glad to serve you."

"Do you want to open the main recognition program?"

Gu Sinian frowned, glanced at the face of the robot, and said to Wen Qing, "The face of this robot is very similar to yours."

Wen Qing's breathing was stagnant, and he was embarrassed to speak, because he was a new mechanical butler, so he played a small trick to pinch the mechanical butler's face, which was almost 85% similar to him. When the mechanical butler looks at his face again, it will be very easy to feel familiarity and goodwill...

"Really, it's not quite like it." Wen Qing held the expression on his face hard, but his hands couldn't help shaking, afraid that the other party would find out his intentions.

Gus Young hummed lightly, "Thank you for bringing the things here, you can go back." Then he lowered his head and habitually said to the EW robot on the ground, "Go and open the door."

Yi Zhen on the ground turned his head and glanced at the mechanical butler who was still moving left and right, then obediently opened the door and saw off the guests.

Wen Qing, who was locked out:…

He was kicked out after only three sentences. Yi Zhen shook his head and looked around the mechanical butler. 703's robots were all very rigid, and 702 had a personality from what he saw now... or more like a human. And these new versions of 703 will only obey orders, even if Yi Zhen wants to say two words to the other party.

I looked at the time, it was noon.

Gu Sinian was worried that there was another problem with the robot, so he did not recognize the master for the time being, and then gave his new mechanical butler the first order: "Cook."

The mechanical butler bluntly cooked the rice in the kitchen, took out the dishes and started cleaning. In the corner, Yi Zhen stared at this guy who looked like a human but didn't look like a human for a long time.

Yi Zhen (●—●): I have designed the method of death for you, big brother, be happy, you should take the dog with you before the meal is finished!

The mechanical butler who was cooking completely ignored Yi Zhen who came in quietly, with a standard eight-tooth smile on his face, picked up the kitchen knife to cut vegetables, and Yi Zhen, who saw the timing, ran fast!

The mechanical butler was suddenly hit by something, and the whole robot fell down. The box containing the knives was knocked down by its left hand, and fell seven or eight knives, three of which were inserted in the gap between its chest, but it You can still move. At this time, an EW robot appeared on the ground. He secretly picked up a knife and gently cut it against a line. The circuit was a fancy dog ​​belt. At the same time, Yi Zhen sprinkled some water from his body. The soles of the mechanical butler's feet.

When Gu Sinian rushed in, the new mechanic butler lying on the ground had a knife stuck in his body, his eyes widened, "dead to sleep", and the EW robot on the side was obediently sweeping and mopping the floor.

Year of Gus:…

Again, broken again...

This robot...

Suffocating…

It's still not as effective as this little guy with 300 Interstellar coins he bought.

Wen Qing, who had just returned to the company, received Gu Sinian's request for repairs again, and the whole person was stunned. Several staff members frowned in surprise when they looked at the repair request.

"No, it's broken again? Could it be that Your Excellency Gu Sinian did it on purpose?"

"Why deliberately break the mechanical butler? Ancient times will not be so boring!"

"Hahaha, it's different, maybe you like the person who is going to deliver? Isn't it the little boss?"

When Wen Qing heard this sentence, his face immediately flushed red, and the next moment he was hit by happiness, maybe it was intentional, because he saw, fell in love with him? Then why just let him say three words and drive him away!

Really annoying!

Wen Qing in a very good mood appeared again at the door of Gu Sinian's house, "Hello, General Gu, I heard that the mechanical housekeeper has a new problem. I'll help you to check."

Gu Sinian opened the door, let Wen Qing in, then pointed to the kitchen: "In the kitchen."

Wen Qing nodded, the corner of his mouth couldn't help but smile, he came in again! happy!

Walking into the kitchen, I didn't see the mechanical butler. After walking a few steps, I finally saw...

The robot that looked 85% similar to him was lying on the ground with three knives inserted into it, sweating profusely. It felt almost like looking at his own corpse!

Your Excellency Gusnian!

You can comment on this robot's face pinching!

But you scared me so much, I feel wronged QAQ

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