Harry Potter And The Mad King Of Swords

After reaching the town, I looked for anywhere to get a giant pot.

There was this store building labeled The Best Pot Dealer so I walked opened the door and walked in.

No pot's to be found.

Someone at the front greeted me.

"Hello! We are the best pot story in Maglivad! What type of pot would you like?"

"I'd like a large pot, that very large, and can handle high heat."

"Ah, So you want it to cook longer?"

"Uhh, sure."

"K, so you'd like a large pot that can handle high heat... huh the way you phrased that... maybe... nahhhh. Alright, follow me, here's the back."

He lead me to a entrance and walked through it.

There were zero pots. God damn it.

"Alright, so this here is-"

"Stop. I'm here for an actual pot."

"Ahhh, I see. Alright, come to the back with me. We reserve that place for the truly determined."

They lead me to another room, filled with huge f.u.c.k.i.n.g plants. In glass pots.

"Alright, here is the Pot of Pot Room."

"Huh? What?"

"Each Pot is a pot of pot."

I looked, and each glass pot had a pot inside, which contained a plant.

"Sir, I'm looking for a cooking pot."

"Man, you have a weird sense of grammar, but alright."

He lead me to a third room. It was just a kitchen filled with just green plants....

There were some pots, but they were all pretty small.

"This is our best cooked hot pots!"

"Dude, I meant an actually pot for cooking, not a hot pot."

"Oh. Well, come along."

He lead me to another room, which was just filled with pots made of a green plant...

This made me start thinking. "Dude, what's the name of this plant?"

"Pot."

"Sir, I want an actual giant metal pot."

"Fine fine, but you have to buy it with the pot."

Huh? This made me start thinking. "Hold on, what's the name of this plant again?

"Pot."

"What's it's purpose?"

"For recreational purposes."

"F.u.c.k. Alright, I'm out."

Then I turned around and walked back.

A man came in the entrance, holding an absolutely huge pot, "Yo, I'm here to sell a pot!"

Our eyes met, and then I immediately saw his eye's glimmer with some kind of emotion. I recognized this man as a martial artist, but that didn't matter.

I wanted his pot.

"So, how much you want for this pot?"