Harry Potter’s Strongest Senior

*Note that I have marked the label with the CP

*I hope you enjoy reading it (I had a lot of fun writing it anyway)

1. One evening, Su Xinhao and Zhu Zhixin went out on a date. Su Xinhao rode his bicycle and took Zhu Zhixin on the street to enjoy the sunset. Later, he felt the back seat lighten and he rode faster and faster for no reason. When he stopped, he realized that Zhu Zhixin had already fallen and he didn't know where he fell.

2. Everyone said that Chen Tianrun had diarrhea after eating the noodles.

3. Su Xinhao's clown makeup vlog is refreshing for a while, washing his face in the crematorium. According to his mother, the water in the entire basin was green after washing his face.

4. Zhang Zeyu secretly taught Zhang Ji to sing the Northeast Duo Zhuan. Once Zhang Ji accidentally drank the liquor as boiling water, Lai pulled Zhang Zeyu in the dance training room and sang it.

5. In the one-way screening hall, Zhang Ji had a bag of original Lay's potato chips. After the shooting, everyone rushed to grab it. As a result, the bag of potato chips fell to the ground and scattered flowers and shattered into scum.

6. After recording the rice cooker cake tutorial, Zhao Guanyu was about to eat when he suddenly received a call from Zhang Junhao asking him to open the door. He thought it was a romantic movie for two people, but when he opened the door, he found that it was a sitcom of twelve people grabbing the cake.

7. Tong Yukun's skirt belongs to his mother, and Yu Yuhan's skirt belongs to his own.

8. Zhu Zhixin lost his phone, Su Xinhao laughed all night.

9. During the lunch time of the pot lid, Tong Yukun and Deng Jiaxin sat together to eat. Tong Yukun whispered to Deng Jiaxin that Zuo Hang was looking at him. Although Deng Jiaxin didn't believe it, he still turned his head and glanced at him with red ears. Tong Yukun took the opportunity to take the fried chicken leg from Deng Jiaxin's bowl.

10. Unexpectedly, Zuo Hang was really looking at him and gave Deng Jiaxin the two fried chicken legs and AD calcium milk that he had not touched. Tong Yukun said that I have enough Nima to be speechless.

11. Everyone stayed in the QQ group with Mai to watch Brother Junkai's band show. At ten o'clock, the youngest Yao Yuchen couldn't stand the sleepiness and fell asleep, so the brothers frantically blew into the phone's microphone, and the earphones passed the message. A strange rustling sound woke the child up.

12. Yu Yuhan's desire to learn to swim is very strong, and his friends are very moved. Chen Tianrun suggested to him that it is better to soak in the bathtub to find the feeling. Mu Zhicheng said that if he is really afraid of water, he should try to take a bath.

13. The main reason why everyone doesn't seem to be very good at playing Werewolf during the video recording is... There is no reason, they are very good.

14. Zhu Zhixin taught Deng Jiaxin that he could get his pen by saying that his pen was out of water in front of the person he liked. Deng Jiaxin told Zuo Hang that his pen was out of water when he was doing his homework. Zuo Hang went to the stationery store to buy ten boxes of new pens and returned them to him.

15. This trick Zhu Zhixin also taught Zhao Guanyu. Zhao Guanyu told Zhang Junhao that his pen was out of water, and the Hanhan elementary school graduate took out a water pen refill from his schoolbag.

16. Since the above two things are too funny, Zhang Zeyu also wants to try it. He used up the water in his pen in front of Zhang Ji, only to see Zhang Ji throw away the book in his hand and slap his thigh: "The pen runs out of water when doing homework. !"

17. Zhu Zhixin made double-skin milk according to Su Xinhao's video. This dessert only required egg whites instead of egg yolks. He picked two large eggs and wanted to make more. As a result, he opened both eggs and found that they were both double-yellow.

18. Yao Yuchen asked Yu Yuhan how to fry the dish of spicy lotus root. The teaching was very successful, and the finished product was full of color and fragrance. The fly in the ointment is that Yao Yuchen remembers that he doesn't seem to be able to eat spicy food.

19. Mu Zhicheng and Su Xinhao both made a bet that they would never cry while playing escape room, and the person who cried would contract each other's snacks for a week. After entering the secret room, Zhu Zhixin held Su Xinhao's hand, and Mu Zhicheng felt that he had been deceived.

20. Zhang Junhao watched the video of ghost animals while drinking water, and one couldn't help spraying his sister's face with water.

21. Su Xinhao is a spy sent by Mr. Pants. Every time he helps his teammates, he presses his legs hard, causing everyone to feel bitter. Therefore, they all scramble to kill him when playing Werewolf.

22. The part of playing Werewolf has come to an end, and there is nowhere to vent your grief and anger. There was a power outage on the 18th floor. Su Xinhao was on his way to the toilet with a flashlight when he suddenly heard someone shouting "Su Xinhaotian thunders" at the entrance of the stairs. He took a flashlight and took a picture of that place and saw everyone.

23. There was a girl in Zuo Hang's class who watched him dance "Beautiful" at school. After Deng Jiaxin went to her once, the girl never told Zuo Hang that she liked it again, because she found that Deng Jiaxin was talented It was her dish, and Zuo Hang discovered that the girl had become Deng Jiaxin's support station sister.

24. Zhang Zeyu's neck was twisted, and he bared his teeth in pain. Zhang Ji rubbed him very intimately. After hesitating for a long time, Zhang Zeyu told the truth: "Actually, I twisted on the right side."

25. Yu Yuhan and Chen Tianrun were doing homework together. When they encountered a multiple-choice question, the answers of the two did not match. Tong Yukun came over and glanced at the answer, and said faintly that this is a **** multiple-choice question.

26. Mu Zhicheng vowed to tutor Yao Yuchen in mathematics. As a result, he opened the Mathematical Olympiad textbook and pondered the first question for three hours.

27. Yao Yuchen asked Zhang Junhao for help with the Mathematical Olympiad textbook. Zhang Junhao took the textbook with confidence and took all the questions to Zhao Guanyu.

28. Zhu Zhixin asked Su Xinhao whether the most important day in November was his birthday or Su Xinhao's mother's birthday. Su Xinhao sighed and said why you even eat my mother's vinegar, and then bought Zhu Zhixin the same one that he gave to his mother. skirt.

29. Deng Jiaxin painted handwritten newspapers all night, and fell asleep on the table so tired. Zuo Hang looked very distressed, so he stayed up all night to help him finish the writing part, but the next day the head teacher was very angry and said Deng Jiaxin, you must have a bad attitude to write so ugly.

30. Zhang Zeyu received a call from his political teacher, asking Han Wen Nuan and instructing him to study hard. Northeast Xiaobao is being moved, and the political teacher suddenly came to me with a political outline. Have you memorized it? I'll give you two questions.

31. Chen Tianrun had been coughing for a whole week. Yao Yuchen felt that there was a lung problem, so a group of people accompanied him to the hospital and went to the emergency room. They spent more than 200 yuan for a film and had blood drawn. It was found that Chen Tianrun had throat inflammation.

32. Zhu Zhixin saw in the magazine the question of choosing between an object and a game console, and asked Su Xinhao, Su Xinhao said did you forget that I don't play games.

33. Zhang Ji often carries a lot of delicious food when he goes out. He left for a while in the middle of packing his luggage, and everyone grabbed the bag of snacks he put on the table and ate it in full swing. When Zhang Ji returned, he opened his eyes and shouted, "I'm going to throw away that bag that's expired!"

34. Deng Jiaxin was horrified to find that there was always a white shadow on the right side of his line of sight. Zuo Hang carefully observed and found a grain of Mica in the corner of his right eye.

35. The physical training added the long jump item. Yao Yuchen jumped up under the encouraging eyes of his brothers, and smashed into the bunker.

36. Yu Yuhan came home after eating hot pot, and there was a red thing on his tongue, and there was a bit of acrid tingling. The doctor said that he would need an operation. When the scalpel touched it, the doctor found that it was a chili peel.

37. In order to ensure the body and health, the small stove is not allowed in the dormitory after 8 o'clock. When the staff knocked on the door, Zhao Guanyu was cooking wontons for his younger brothers in a small pot. In a hurry, Zhu Zhixin stuffed the whole pot into the public closet.

38. Several bowls were already placed on the stove, Zhao Guanyu quickly drank the red sesame oil that was too late to pour back, and Zhang Junhao frantically chewed the coriander. After opening the door, the staff asked Zhao Guanyu why his lips were so bright. He wiped away his tears and told the staff with a smile that I was trying on a lipstick.

39. That night, Zhang Junhao ate ten sticks of chewing gum, but he still burped with the smell of coriander. Zhao Guanyu vomited five times. Not only did everyone not eat supper, but they also washed their clothes all night.

40. Su Xinhao quietly told Zuo Hang that if he spoke in the ear of the person he liked, the other person would be very cute and shy, Zuo Hang nodded thoughtfully. "Deng Jiaxin, I have something to tell you." Deng Jiaxin turned his head when he heard the words, Zuo Hang leaned into his ear and said, "—boom!" Deng Jiaxin almost burst into tears.

41. In winter, Zhang Zeyu carefully selected a down jacket on a certain treasure and bought a down jacket for Zhang Ji online. Because the delivery of the game-eating **** was delayed, Zhang Ji wore a down jacket in the south where everything recovered and shed tears~www.wuxiahere.com~ Mu Zhicheng and Zhang Junhao were very angry when they didn't win the wrestling, so they went to steal the vegetables from Zhang Junhao's QQ farm, and also stole Zhao Guanyu's.

43. Zhu Zhixin has often locked himself in his room to watch videos recently. Su Xinhao finally caught the opportunity to catch him one day, and found that he was watching "The Story of the People", and he even flipped through his favorites at station B and found him when he was a child. Video of rice flower.

44. Chen Tianrun was very afraid of the tradition of smearing the birthday star's face with a cake on his birthday. When he made a wish, he opened his eyes to look at the cake, but Tong Yukun took another cake and smashed it on his face.

45. Deng Jiaxin burst into tears after reading a very abusive novel, and invited Zuo Hang to read it again. Zuo Hang was already asleep when he saw that half of his nose started to get sore again.

46. ​​In the middle of the night, Yu Yuhan and Yao Yuchen turned off the lights and watched ghost movies together. Su Xinhao just reached out and patted his shoulders to ask them if they wanted to eat an apple. The two of them screamed and beat Su Xinhao violently.

47. Zhang Ji and Zhang Zeyu agreed that Lian Mai would urge each other to take online classes well. Later, Zhang Ji fell asleep on the table and was woken up by the sound of Zhang Zeyu playing a game.

48. Su Xinhao sent mineral water during a break during training. Zhu Zhixin said you can throw it away. Everyone stopped him and did not recommend doing so. Zhu Zhixin insisted on picking up objects in the air, but the mineral water bottle hit him on the head.

49. Deng Jiaxin likes soda green. Zuo Hang borrowed more than 20 trumpets to forward an out-of-print album lottery. After getting the things, Tong Yukun told him that Deng Jiaxin already has this album.

50. Zhao Guanyu casually exaggerated Zhang Junhao and said that your AJ is very beautiful, and then a few days later he received a shoe box with Zhang Junhao's AJ and a note - "If you like it, I will give it to you, I will buy it. A new pair!".

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