Hessian Does A Thing

Hessian POV

It was another day as I brushed my teeth with my conceptually perfect tooth brush. I had woken up in the morning thinking about what I was gonna do today. But then I heard something outside the front door, with my toothbrush still in my mouth. I opened the door, took a blank look around and closed it shut.

"Eresh! Did you hire p.r.o.s.t.i.t.u.t.es for me?" Maybe she's making it up to me for stopping my plans of doing it with an Oppai loli!

"Nope, ignore them." she responded with absolute calm, befitting her status as a goddess.

The door banged louder as the dark-skinned amazons that I saw outside were growing impatient with us. "Open up! Our Goddess Ishtar has a score to settle with the bitch that keeps harassing her every day!" the women on the other side of the door seemed incredibly angry.

I slowly turn to Eresh to give her a look, but she just continued to sip her morning blend of juice as if there was nothing wrong. Now, a normal person would question her about what she did. However! My relationship with Eresh is solid to the point that we know not to question each other's antics. If I end up f.u.c.k.i.n.g up, then she would bail me out and of course vice versa. Which means there is only one thing left for me to do.

"So you've finally decided to come ou-UUAAAAAAH~!" The closest p.r.o.s.t.i.t.u.t.e fell to my transcendent hands as I stepped over her trembling body.

I take a look around to see a mob of dark-skinned amazons surrounding the house. They couldn't break in because my house is incredibly hard to even dent.

"Now, I don't know why y'all are here. But I suggest you back off before you catch these hands." They watched my palms glide through the air in a hypnotic motion. They didn't back off, good. MORE T.I.T.S FOR THE GROPING GOD!

With smooth maneuvers, my palms glided through each amazon's t.i.t.s leaving them in a puddle of their own o.r.g.a.s.m. For the male p.r.o.s.t.i.t.u.t.es, they immediately caught my back hand to the face. What? Unless it's something like Astolfo and D'eon then it's the back hand for them!

Standing at the center of the mob of amazons squirming on the ground, I hear the sound of loud thuds reverberating through the ground. It reminds me of when Bulltaro walked, except it's even heavier!

"Tch, what useless s.l.u.ts." I turn towards the-WHAT THE F.U.C.K AM I LOOKING AT!?

"Hey there hot stuff, you're gonna look nice worshiping my feet." The wide square-faced amazon said as she seemed to pant at the thought.

Her body is so LARGE and ROUND and SQUARE ALL AT THE SAME TIME! From the looks of it, I think she's an Amazon? I can feel that she's a level 5, is her current form caused by her falna or was she born that way?

"Don't you worry cutie, you'll be screaming in joy the second you get inside of me." She tried to speak s.e.xily but it came out more terrifying.

What is she? I must find out. THE RESEARCHER IN ME DEMANDS IT! I look at her straight in the face as my eyes turn insane with madness.

"Oh, I agree. LET'S FIND OUT WHAT MAKES YOU TICK!" MY DISSECTION BONER IS TREMBLING WITH EXCITEMENT!

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"Eh? You're leaving soon?" Bell asked as he looked at the young magician in surprise

"Yep, I got things I gotta do." Hessian replied, he planned on going to another world. He had his fun, but he kind of wanted to do other things. Maybe dissect a zombie?

"Oh. Well, will you ever be back?" the protagonist asked as he sort of looked up to the young magician. Granted he was incredibly odd, but he also changed how he looked at the world. He could now confidently go to the dungeon and feel confident about taking on anything. He even developed some skills because of him.

"Maybe, but before I leave I wanted to finish your training." Hessian spoke as in his time here, he had put effort in turning the protagonist into the ultimate soul dancer. But he felt that it wasn't enough, he needed to give him one more push of enlightenment.

"Training?" Bell questioned since they never really trained, only danced.

"Correct! You have the skill Soul Dancer right?"

"I do, it lets me dance and battle at the same time. I become stronger when I dance!" It was actually a pretty damn good skill.

"Well then, we need to take you to the next level!" He declared as he pointed towards the protagonist.

"The next level?" Bell tilted his head confused.

"Correct, we need to make it so that dancing isn't just a skill that you turn on! It must be able to flow through you, even through your daily life!" Hessian spoke completely bull shit with such confidence that even he believed it.

"But, doing it in public is sort of... embarrassing" Bell rubbed the back of his head when he thought about it. It's one thing to do it for battles, but to do it in public was a bit much for him.

"Hmm, I understand. Which is why I said I would help you!" Hessian said as he unsheathed his sword from his waist. Bell watched in awe, witnessing the release of Nanashi. It was just the shikai, but the boundless pressure was still incredible to experience the first time.

Before, Hessian didn't need to use his Shikai to use refined spiritual essence. However for what he wanted to do, he felt that using Shikai was necessary. He began to spread his will towards all of Orario, through the shopping plaza, the red light district and even the dungeon. Unlike his Bankai, Hessian could control the pressure of his will when using Shikai. It was so that he wouldn't accidentally kill anyone with it.

With the entire city experiencing the same feeling of helplessness from a Will of one who stood at the Apex. Hessian gave one inviolable command with all his being.

"Dance!"

In the distance, with Bulltaro assisting the goddess Hestia with her food stand. He felt Hessian's presence, with understanding he took out his boombox and placed it on the ground. With the press of a button, the boom box transformed into speakers that were 10x larger.

"Dance!" The music played just in time.

Throughout all of Orario. Mortals, gods and monsters were forced to dance to the beat. With the god's divinity sealed, they couldn't resist the call to the dance floor. All were forced to dance in sync as monsters began to appear from the dungeon in erratic movements. Yet no one panicked as their bodies could only move to the music.

As Bell Cranel's body moved to the rhythm, his soul began to pulse resplendent light. His entire core was being affected as enlightenment dawned upon him. Leading the crowd focused at the center or Orario, he was no longer affected by Hessian's will. Instead his soul was in complete control of his being as he moved to the beat with flashes of light in his steps.

On that day, Bell Cranel's Soul Dancer evolved into The Great Soul Dancer. Hessian left satisfied.

The Great Soul Dancer: Plays theme music in battle, triples all parameters for the user and all allies while having them naturally move to the beat while in combat. Stat boost increases depending on the user's current theme. Music is affected by user's emotions.