Hogwarts Card System

The house elf Kaka said proudly: "Sir, this dish is called——life is impermanent!"

"Life is impermanent? The name is quite philosophical. What kind of ingredients are they made of?" Lockhart tasted another piece of Mizuki and asked with nostalgia on his face.

Kaka smiled and said, "It's the large intestine! The ingredients are the large intestine of the stone-tooth wild boar. The large intestine and the small intestine should be nested together repeatedly for the best taste."

Lockhart's hands froze suddenly, "Big, big intestines and small intestines? Well, that strange taste I ate..."

Kaka said proudly: "The large intestine should retain some of its original flavor. Otherwise, you won't know that you are eating large intestine. I did it on purpose~"

There was a boom in Lockhart's mind, as if struck by lightning, he hurriedly supported the table and almost fell!

Lockhart: It's so delicious that I fucking want to chop jiojio!

For several days after that, Lockhart had a poor appetite.

Not only is it because of eating Jiuzhuan large intestine, but also I found that I still think it is delicious!

Still, business has to be done. Professor Lockhart is still very ambitious.

In Dumbledore's office, Lockhart handed over his proposal.

The eyes behind Dumbledore's moon glasses looked at Lockhart with a trace of scrutiny: "Duel Club? The school hasn't done this for many years."

Lockhart raised his chest and raised his head, showing his signature bared grin, trying to blind Old Deng's eyes:

"That's why I applied to hold the Dueling Club again. I think the children today have not experienced any wind and rain. They are too delicate and need more practical combat experience."

Dumbledore looked at the parchment in his hand, nodded slightly, "Well, if that's the case, then..."

By lunch time, there was already a piece of parchment on the notice board at the entrance of the auditorium.

"Duel Club?" The little wizard immediately became excited when he saw the name.

"The school is going to have a dueling club again?" A sixth grader was surprised. "The last time I knew about this was when I first entered school. It is said that it has been closed for almost ten years!"

"It's time for you to catch up!"

But some students began to throw cold water: "It's a good time, I don't think it may be. Take a look at who is the instructor of the club?"

When the enthusiastic little wizards saw the names, their blood turned half cold: Lockhart, it's all right.

Although Lockhart's name dispelled the interest of many students, there are still many young wizards interested in the Dueling Club.

Even if Lockhart isn't very good, we can always make gestures at the Dueling Club, right?

There's no use for learning magic, it's like walking in a brocade suit at night!

Lockhart's dueling club can be described as a dog with horns - a whole sheep (foreign) thing.

Standing in front of the notice board, the group of six were looking at Lockhart's plan, saying that the first duel club activities would start on the second weekend of next month, and all young wizards were welcome to participate.

It's now the end of November, and it won't be long.

Harry was quite impatient with this matter: "Lockhart has already set up a club, can he do it? He can't do it, he doesn't have the ability to know!"

Ron: "Bah, I don't want any face!"

Jerry: "Finish the elves and start a drama, finish the drama and then start a club, and finally there is nothing to do!"

Neville also looked worried, after all, in the Defense Against the Dark Arts drama department, he was the number two male after Ted.

If Ted plays the omnipotent and handsome protagonist Lockhart, then Neville is an iron villain, such as werewolves, old witches, female ghosts, and snowmen.

Neville is physically and mentally exhausted: I didn't have to act before, but now I want to play a good person!

If you want to hold a duel club, don't think about it, and you will have to show yourself on stage.

Neville wondered if he should break his own arm?

Hermione was a little angry and asked Ted: "How long do we have in this school year?" - how long before the curse will work?

Ted shrugged: "Next year is half a year away!"

...

Ted didn't pay much attention to Lockhart's establishment of the club, after all, it was a well-known plot in the original book.

But the next day, he suddenly realized something was wrong...

On the next Saturday, Ted had just returned from washing and was going to do morning exercises. He found that his roommates were already awake and dressed happily.

Ted asked Terry, who was teasing Ansu who was still awake, and Ansu pecked his finger, "Terry, why did you get up so early today?"

Terry blew on his glowing red fingers and said excitedly, "Of course it's because of today's Quidditch!"

Quidditch match, today is Gryffindor vs Slytherin.

The father-son game of grievances is of course exciting.

Ted thought for a while, and found something he had overlooked.

In the original book, it seems to be a Quidditch match, because Dobby controlled the Bludger and broke Harry's arm, and then Lockhart came with a "secret bone pulling spell", which caused the original minor injury but had to be replaced. Stay overnight in the school hospital.

And the medicine he drank was the Bone Spirit developed by generations of ancestors of the Potter family.

It is said that the first generation of Potter was a herbalist.

The point is not here, but Harry's iron fan, Colin Creevey, a first-year Muggle wizard, who was petrified because he secretly visited his idol at night.

This led to Lockhart wanting to hold a dueling club.

Early now?

Also, is there anyone going to suffer tonight?

But even though Dobby hasn't dealt with it yet, and Neville won't play, the Quidditch players won't fall and smash him into the school hospital, right?

And that kid Colin has already been educated by Ted. Now when taking pictures, I always ask the group of six for instructions before I dare to take pictures.

After all, I don’t want to experience things like being unable to eat dinner because my teeth are too long once.

You have to train fans, don't you~

So, will anyone suffer?

...

On the Quidditch field, there are so many people~

The students from the four academies were scattered in different places. Before the competition started, they had already started shouting and cheering, and raised their middle fingers to each other.

Competitions in other colleges did not receive such attention, and the competition between the Lion Academy and the Snake Academy was more or less personal.

In the past, Ravenclaw students were relatively neutral. Although many did not like Slytherin, they did not support Gryffindor explicitly. After all, not helping each other is the choice of a smart person!

But not everyone is so "sensible".

Like Luna.

Luna wore a lion head hat covering her entire head, revealing a small fair face from the lion's mouth. Very conspicuous in the crowd.

Ted found it interesting, "Need my help?"

In Luna's bewildered eyes, Ted casts a spell on the lion hat.

The lion head seemed to come alive immediately, its two eyeballs turned around, and it opened its mouth wide and let out a roar: "Oh~~~"

The kind of MGM lion logo, shaking his head oh oh~

Everyone nearby looked at Luna, and her face was rarely reddened.

And that lion hat, no one cares about it, it can last for a day!

Although everyone cheers for Gryffindor, it's useless to give him a chance.

Gryffindor still lost, though not by much.

The game process and results are not important to Ted.

Ted searched for possible Dobby during the game, but to no avail.

The little thing seemed to have given up.

And that night, Ted stayed up all night, staring at the Marauder's Map, ready to go out at any time.

As a result, I stayed up all night, except to see Harry and Jerry swimming until 12 o'clock at night, and nothing happened.

boil~

Ted can clearly feel the change of the original plot.

Last year was fine, but this year, the wings of my little butterfly became harder and stronger, and the wind it fanned was also stronger.

The next day, the friends found out, why did Ted wear glasses?

Ted made a pair of flat mirrors, using all the techniques he can master now, alchemy, wonder creation, spells... But there is still no guarantee whether it can resist the gaze of the basilisk.

...

It was already the end of the month, and Ted and the others were taking flying lessons.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Ted flew into the sky and used his Taoist knowledge to overlook the castle.

Although there is no compass in hand, the general direction can still be distinguished, plus the topographical trend overlooking from a high altitude.

The Black Lake, the Forbidden Forest, the mountains, the castle on the hillside, the Feng Shui of Hogwarts is really excellent!

Even a little too good, there should be some artificial modification.

Just as there are some magical principles in astrology, astronomy, and calendars, the terrain and veins also contain the magic power of the earth.

The so-called auspicious days of the zodiac have excellent feng shui. Sure enough, there are similarities between the east and the west.

It's just that Ted has no interest in Feng Shui.

The top man-made Feng Shui pattern can also make a family prosperous for five generations, but it can't stop an Avada from eating big melons.

This thing may be useful when building castles and the like, but it is not very helpful in the field of combat.

That night, Ted took out the Marauder's Map to monitor the castle as usual, but he found Neville just after unfolding it.

Neville also went on a night tour?

wrong! Next to him is the name Dobby!

Well, it took no effort to find nowhere to go through the iron shoes, and you finally appeared! If I had known earlier, I would have stayed on the sidelines!

Ted immediately tiptoed out of the dormitory, and then went to the main tower incognito.

Along the way, in addition to wearing the pair of "can't die glasses", there is Psicrystal Parker in front of every intersection to explore the way.

It can be said to be extremely careful.