How To Be A Good Mortal Father To Your Demon Kids

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<<<LeGoatLord

@EnflamedNeko...Dearest brother of

mine... -------------------------------------------------------------

TheBlackPArade>>>

>>（　･`ー･´）

Wait, I thought I was the dearest one?!

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BullCena>>>

>>Calm down Uri he probably just wants something.

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>>...(¬_¬)

what do you want?

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<<<LeGoatLord

I'm just saying hello?

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TheBlackPArade>>>

>>...(¬_¬)

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>>...(¬⌓¬)

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BullCena>>>

>>>...(¬_¬)

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TallCupidG>>>

>>Yo! What'd I miss?

EnflamedNeko>>>

>>> Nothing much, apparently Lucifers just saying hello...

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TallCupidG>>>

>>...(¬_¬)

Lu, what did you do?

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<<<LeGoatLord

<<

have no faith in

me.

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>...What do you want?

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<<<LeGoatLord

<<

there's no easy way to say this,

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>(¬_¬)

.

.

.

(￣￢￣)

---------------------->>>>EnflammedNeko>>> last seen: today at 4:28<<<<--------------------------------

<<<LeGoatLord

<<

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ!

WTF

That's rude as hell

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BullCena>>>

>>you do it all the time though...

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<<<LeGoatLord

<<

yes but when I do it, its

endearing,

<<

...come on someone get him back,

Gabriel do something!

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TallCupidG>>>

>>What do you even need his blood for?

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TheBlackPArade>>>

>>ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ

Are we finally hexing Mickey?!

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<<<LeGoatLord

No, Nurse Chu has asked for

the blood of a v.i.r.g.i.n to make a barrier,

You know Incase

shewhomustnotbenamed sends

her drones or sth

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BullCena>>>

>>oh… doesn't that use a lot of blood?

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<<<LeGoatLord

Were immortal, they'd

need a few drops at best,

besides its good to be cautious

satan promised not to hurt them

but she can still have her followers do something.

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TallCupidG>>>

>>oh okay give me a second @EnflamedNeko

Michael!

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BullCena>>>

>>...nothing happened

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TheBlackPArade>>>

>>Wait for it...

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>Gabe!

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TheBlackPArade>>>

>>Told ya

you're waaaay to easy sparky pants

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>f.u.c.k off you emo wannabe!

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TallCupidG>>>

>>Uriel leave Michael alone,

Michael, can't you help out Lu?

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>I don't want to

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<<<LeGoatLord

<<

Why not?!

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>…

he sucks

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BullCena>>>

>>...Well, you're not wrong...

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<<<LeGoatLord

Hey!<<

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TallCupidG>>>

>>Accepting one's flaws is the key

to self-improvement brother

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<<<LeGoatLord

are you really doing this <<

right now?

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TallCupidG>>>

>>Yes

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<<<LeGoatLord

Whatever, I still think I'm

perfect!

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BullCena>>>

>>(¬_¬) 👎

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>( - ,- ) 👎

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TallCupidG>>>

>>(¬_¬) 👎

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TheBlackPArade>>>

>>( ^∇^)👍

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TallCupidG>>>

>>Uriel, don't encourage him

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<<<LeGoatLord

I'm going to choose

to ignore that

<<

Come on V.i.r.g.i.n,

I'll tell you fathers plans for the next millennia!

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>(￣－￣)

You have my attention.

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<<<LeGoatLord

I'll do all the soul

sorting for both realms.

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BullCena>>>

>>Impressive

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TallCupidG>>>

>>Whoa, that's a great deal, Michael!

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<<<LeGoatLord

So, do we have a deal?

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>Not yet, I want one more thing.

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<<<LeGoatLord

And what would that be exactly?

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>I don't know, give it your best shot.

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<<<LeGoatLord

<<

I'll take the blame for the unicorns

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BullCena>>>

>>Absolutley not, father will have your head

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TallCupidG>>>

>>There's no need for that Lu, right Michael.

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>Of course, there is!

Lucifer, we have a deal.

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TheBlackPArade>>>

>>Mickey! That's way too far!

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>What? This way father gets closure and there's

a chance he won't be the favourite anymore

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TheBlackPArade>>>

>>favourite?! Who cares about any of that?!

he'll be lucky if he lives through the statement

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>Thats the idea

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TheBlackPArade>>>

>>Michael, you suck.

>>>(¬_¬) 👎

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>LOL, Hey where did the emo go?

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>Guys?

---------------------------------->>>>TallCupidG>>> last seen: today at 4:30<<<<--------------------

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>Gabe?

>>>come on guys you're making me feel bad!

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>guys?

>>>Hello?

>>>>Come on guys....?

…( ; ' _')

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>Ugh okay fine

@LeGoatLord I'll do it!

>>>Now @TallCupidG, @BullCena,

@TheBlackPArade

(*╯-╰)ノ

Stop being mad at me!

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TheBlackPArade>>>

>>()`艸´()

>>>LMAO! I told you you were too easy!

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>Ugh f.u.c.k off!

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BullCena>>>

>>Proud of you little bro!

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>Whatever...( ҂⌣̀_⌣́).i.

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TallCupidG>>>

>>God job Michael

>>>( ^∇^)👍

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>(¬⌓¬)

>>>Thanks, I guess

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<<<LeGoatLord

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Nice We'll go in an hour!

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TheBlackPArade>>>

>>All of us?

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<<<LeGoatLord

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Sure, why not?

Wear your human bodies!

Thanks, Mickey!

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>You guys all suck

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