I am a Primitive Man

Chapter 2: This is...big brother?

   "Sha Sha Sha..."

   The rustle became louder and louder, and the branches and leaves shook more and more. Under Han Cheng's eager and curious expectation, his nobleman finally appeared.

   "Hi!"

   Even though his throat was so sore that he couldn't make a sound, Han Cheng couldn't help taking a breath!

  Because his ‘noble man’ is really expensive, a little scary!

   Some densely scorched leaves were carefully peeled away, and a head with messy long hair and a few colorful bird feathers stuck in the hair came out from inside.

   The high brow bones, the overfull forehead, the somewhat straight nose, and the wide mouth with the corners of the mouth drooping down made Han Cheng stunned!

   He looked at this very alert head ten meters away, and a picture from his memory suddenly appeared and overlapped with the face in front of him.

   That is the restored bust of the Zhoukoudian in Beijing printed on the first chapter of the first chapter of human origin in the junior high school history book!

   Han Cheng's eyeballs were about to come out, his eyes were dull, and a mood more complicated than seeing a ghost flooded his heart, making him dizzy.

  ‘Wow! ’

   After his cold air was withdrawn, the probed head immediately retracted, hiding behind the leaves and secretly looking at this strange thing in the ashes.

   After a short while, this head poked out from behind the branches and leaves again, and looked at Han Cheng a few times. Seeing that nothing special happened, he grew courageous and walked out of the branches and leaves.

   Behind him, several people with similar appearances came out one after another, looking at the big circle of ashes and the coke-like existence in the circle with alert and doubt.

   Han Cheng's eyeballs still didn't retract. He looked at these obviously primitive people, and 10,000 grass mud horses ran away in his heart.

   This **** seriousness does not conform to the Basic Law of Crossing!

   Why are other people crossing all kinds of good things again and again, when you get to yourself, you become like this?

   I don’t care if I become a vegetative existence, but what is going on with your mother who got some primitive people out?

   Let yourself experience prehistoric civilization?

   At this moment, Han Cheng's desire to die is all there.

   Especially after seeing the appearance and dress of these primitive people, it made him extremely speechless and helpless.

  The man in the lead looks lean and powerful, naked to the upper body, with a tiger skin around his waist, like a short skirt.

   holds a stick with the thickness of a baby's arm, which is smooth and polished.

   The stick is as high as one person, and the two ends are ground into spikes.

  The person following him looks wide and fat, especially the belly, which is like a common general's belly in modern people, with a high bulge.

   It is obvious that he is a primitive person, but he eats such a pot belly, which makes Han Cheng unable to help but wonder, when is the primitive life better?

  The other person walking side by side with him, a strangely dark face, a sturdy body, and a messy face, hung a string of skulls of unknown animals between his neck.

   It may be that the time to hang it is long or short. Some of these skulls are whitish, some are yellow, and the colors are different.

   Behind the two of them, there are five or six people of the same kind with different looks, holding wooden sticks and stones in their hands and walking carefully toward this side.

This……

   Are you sure you encountered primitive people instead of Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother and Sha Junior?

   Looking at the few people who were constantly approaching him, he was amazed at the same time, Han Cheng also wailed silently in his heart.

   The three seniors, no matter what Han Cheng was thinking, they brought the six masters of various ministries to keep approaching Han Cheng.

  Look at the wooden sticks and stones in their hands that they are ready to wave at any time. Han Cheng, who usually exists as a vegetative, can only stop moving his eyes.

   Otherwise, they would be killed as a monster, but it would be too wrong!

   Seeing the strange thing in front of them motionless, like a dead thing, as if there is no danger, they slowly increased their courage.

  The big brother who walked in the front in a tiger leather skirt straightened his waist, raised the stick in his hand with one hand and pointed at Han Cheng, his mouth grinning.

   "Youkai! Eat my grandson a stick!"

   Han Cheng, who has watched the 86 version of "Journey to the West", has automatically dubbed the voice for the big brother in his heart when he saw this familiar scene.

   However, he was greeted by...

   "#¥¥%62#¥! 2$#"

   The big brother looked at Han Cheng with a serious face, and said such a string of words, which made Han Cheng stunned.

   Han Cheng, whose eyes were sour, tried to maintain this position, watching the scene before him that he had never dreamed of.

   "¥5#67*+!$#~%"

   Seeing that the monster in front of him yelled at him motionless, without the slightest reaction, the big brother increased his voice again, and his expression became fierce.

   smashed the stick in his hand.

   In order to prevent him from being beaten to death as a monster, Han Cheng used great perseverance to hold back his eyes and ignore the great brother.

   The stick was taken halfway, and it didn't really fall.

   This may confirm that Han Cheng is nothing but a lifeless thing. After two questioning and intimidation, the big brother's expression obviously relaxed.

   turned his head and didn't know what to say to the people behind him, and these people also relaxed one by one.

   Han Cheng secretly breathed a sigh of relief. He knew that he had passed this dangerous barrier.

   However, good times do not last.

  While the older brother was holding a stick and walking away to check, the second older brother who had a big belly sucked his nose.

Seeing this second brother who sucked his nose and leaned closer to him, and his eyes were getting brighter and brighter, and there was a wisp of crystal clear lines flowing out of the corners of his mouth, Han Cheng, UU reading www.uukanshu.com, instantly raised his heart again. .

   He has forgotten, but now he is all over his body exuding the smell of barbecue.

   In this era when fire is not even known to be used, it is indeed an irresistible temptation for a primitive foodie to be like himself.

   Han Cheng can understand the mood of foodies, but he absolutely cannot tolerate being a food for foodies.

   But now I can't move anything except my eyeballs! You can only stay motionless here and become human flesh to be slaughtered!

"Snapped!"

Seeing this, the closer he sniffed, the closer he was with his saliva, his face was almost touching his face, his mouth was opened and his yellow teeth were exposed and he wanted to take a bite to his scorched face. Not much, in order not to become the food of primitive people, he is going to desperately retract his eyes and turn, to scare this **** foodie back!

   At this moment, a clear voice came out, and the face that was about to stick to his face trembled, and then he moved away from him.

   "¥#%@$!%"

   But I saw the senior brother wearing a **** tiger leather skirt rushing over at some point, pulling the second senior brother's ear back with one hand, while reprimanding something with a rather serious expression.

   The second elder brother, who looks rather sturdy, is quite afraid of the elder brother, and dare not resist it.

   Eight or nine primitive people searched here for a while, and nothing new was discovered. When Han Cheng's eyes were sour, these people finally left.

   This made Han Cheng tears into his eyes, who was always worried about becoming primitive food.

   It’s just that the second brother left Harazi with a deep and affectionate look, making him want to shiver...

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