I am a Primitive Man

Chapter 38: Uncle Deer

   Han Cheng stared, mother, how non-existent should this be?

   Even a deer dare to ignore himself!

   Although it’s primitive times, you are all big brothers, but you can’t hide people like this, right?

   The angry Han Shenzi picked up a handful of withered grass from the ground and rushed up to the rude beast, shouting loudly: "Nicky beast! Take it to death!"

   If this is left in later generations, the deer will have been frightened and run away if people are far away from it!

   But now it's different, this deer doesn't take Han Cheng into consideration at all.

   It turned its head and looked leisurely at this little dwarf who doesn't need to walk on four legs and yells at himself, not understanding what he wants to do.

   And while turning his head to look at Han Cheng, there was a freshly bitten rapeseed in his mouth, and he was chewing slowly. This posture is more leisurely and leisurely.

   "Mother, let me go!"

   Seeing that he was so despised, he was not booing and screaming, he was ready to make something practical, let this lawless guy try his own!

   He rushed to the side of the deer, jumped up, and slapped the deer on the belly!

As a result, the deer didn’t feel it, and didn’t care. He even rolled his eyes at Han Cheng, then walked to the next cluster and mouthed, leaving only Han who was holding his palm and ready to take the next shot. Cheng froze on the spot.

   mother, this...

   This is not putting yourself in the eyes at all!

   He wanted to **** a stone over, but after another thought, it was too cheap for this guy.

   then looked around and began to pull the grass from the ground.

   Of course, I was not going to lure this guy away with grass, wouldn't it be too cheap?

   Han Cheng wants to give it a cruel!

   He wants to catch this guy and take it to the tribe. This is a big mess!

   If you eat my rapeseed, I will eat your meat to see who of us can beat the other!

   Han Cheng thought fiercely, twisting the straw rope quickly.

   It didn't take long for a straw rope that was more than ten feet long to appear.

Han Cheng pulled one end of the straw rope into a tighter loop, and then walked towards the deer who was immersed in the rapeseed. Taking advantage of it, he slammed his hand, and the straw rope caught the unsuspecting deer. On the neck.

   "Haha, you belong to this uncle!"

   Han Cheng swiftly tightened the straw rope and smiled at the panicked deer...

   The gray-headed Han Cheng got up from the ground, spit out, and threw half of the straw rope in his hand to the ground.

   Uncle Deer chewed on the straw rope that Han Cheng used to wrap it around, and from time to time he snapped his nose, fully expressing his dismissive disdain for Han Cheng's ability.

   This **** thing was actually bullied by such a beast!

   For this deer, Han Cheng felt helpless for a while.

Uncle Deer, no matter what he thought, Uncle Deer who had eaten enough flowers came to Han Cheng, and Han Cheng couldn't help but step back. Although this is just a deer and doesn't eat meat, he can't hold it big. .

   From the brief contest just now, Han Cheng realized the gap between the two and knew that he was not yet a guy's opponent for the time being.

   Uncle Deer walked to a place two meters away from Han Cheng and stopped. Just when Han Cheng thought he was going to take a horn for himself, this guy turned his head.

   Han Cheng doesn't understand what this guy wants to do, but his doubts are only short-lived, because...

   "Puff......~"

   because of a loud, long and smelly fart immediately rang.

   Uncle Deer wagged his short tail and took small steps, and left indifferently, leaving Han Cheng messy in the strong smell of fart.

   "Ahem... vomit..."

   "What the **** did you eat!"

   Han Cheng wailed, and immediately picked up the stone from the ground and chased the uncle deer who had gone far away.

  Shi can be killed, not insulted! Damn, this Wang Ba Lao is really deceiving people too much!

   Uncle Deer faced this guy who walked on two legs, but he was not afraid. Seeing him chasing him, he excreted exhaust gas and was in a good mood, so he started trotting.

It has four long legs, and the little monster with only two legs behind it can't keep up. The uncle deer in a good mood runs and stops very kindly, turning his head to look at it from time to time, and seeing this overpowering The little monster was about to catch up with him, and then he took his slender thighs and ran forward with grace.

   Han Cheng was out of breath and out of breath. He felt that the shameless guy in front of him was about to become a jerk.

   Several times he didn't want to chase him, but when he saw this guy standing in front and turning his head to look at him, his heart became angry, so he chased him up again.

   Han Cheng wanted to ask the guy in front of him, who in the world is a human?

   Uncle Deer stopped on a mountain wall. Here, there were more deer, and the difference between the big and the small ones was as much as ten or twenty. This made Han Cheng's eyes widened.

   Unexpectedly, there is a herd of deer here!

   If there is a shortage of food in the tribe from now on, come here for a hunt. Not to mention how big it is, a half-large deer is enough to feed the people in the tribe.

  These big brothers in the wild don’t care about Han Cheng, who is walking on two legs, because the leader has already told them that this guy’s combat power is not as good as a yellow sheep...

   Uncle Deer, as the leader, ignored Han Cheng after he came to the herd. After all, he is the leader and needs to maintain his cold image.

   The arrogant Uncle Deer walked to the front of the mountain wall, sticking out his tongue, and smashed against the mountain wall, as if he was brushing his shoes.

   "This dead pervert, he actually practiced his tongue like a yellow bug!"

   (I don’t know how many book friends have seen hilarious bugs, UU reading www.uukānshu.com this bug is really hilarious)

   The abused Han Cheng cursed in a low voice.

   Suddenly, his eyes lit up as if thinking of something.

Yup! Animals also need salt to supplement, or where does the salt in their bodies come from?

   This refined pervert is not molesting the stone wall, but replenishing salt?

   This piece of rock wall is a salt mine?

   Han Cheng thought about this, and forgot his exhaustion. He ran to the stone wall and, apart from anything else, just like Uncle Lu, he stuck out his tongue and gave the stone wall a lingering tongue kiss.

   "Heh, bah bah...!"

   After a bite, it is astringent and bitter, and all kinds of strange tastes are pierced into the mouth together.

   Uncle Lu gave Han Cheng a dissatisfied look, and then proceeded to practice his tongue triumphantly, licking the stone wall even louder.

understood!

   This thing is a salt mine.

   In addition to salt, there are many other impurities. It is far away from the salt that you eat directly. If you want to eat salt, you must refine the salt.

   Han Cheng looked at this continuous salt mine and smiled, oh my god! Finally I can eat salt!

  It doesn't matter if the salt is not pure. As a half-life science student plus five or six years in the field rescue team, it is not that difficult to come up with edible salt from the salt mine!

   He found a stone nearby and slammed it against the rock wall.

   Uncle Deer by the side was a little dissatisfied with Han Cheng's noise, he rang his nose, and walked aside with elegant small steps.

"Thanks!"

   Han Cheng arched his hands at the deer who walked to the side, and then walked toward the road holding the head-sized salt mine that he knocked down.

   With this salt mine, Han Cheng no longer remembers the humiliation of him.

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