I am Quaresma

　　Quaresma hates Barcelona?

　　 That must be indispensable!

　　Not to mention the predecessor who was swept out of the house, he himself had no affection for Barcelona.

　　 Therefore, if he really meets Barcelona, ​​he will make Barcelona look good even if he struggles to vomit blood!

　　 Of course, with the strength of Porto now, meeting Barcelona is really mortal, and Quaresma is also helpless.

　　He just hopes not to meet Barcelona for the time being, to give himself a space to grow, and also to give Porto a space to grow.

　　 Wait for your skill to be accomplished, and then teach Barcelona to be a man in minutes.

　　 Still the same sentence-wait for me for three years!

　　......

Due to the fierce competition in the game against the Moscow Central Army, Del Neri adopted a certain degree of rotation. Quaresma was not considered a strong man in Del Neri's eyes, so he also entered the rotation list, not even the big list. Go in.

　　After all, the opponent Estorian is weak, and Porto is at home, it is difficult for the opponent to set off some waves.

　　But although he could not participate in the competition, Quaresma did not relax in training. He worked hard not to compete but to improve himself.

　　The team finished training, and Quaresma also practiced on the training ground for an hour. If it wasn’t for the dark clouds, it would rain, and Quaresma would not have left so early.

　　 riding his spinning bike, Quaresma galloped on the side of the road, and was interested. He dared to take a ride with the passing car. Although he always lost badly, it did not prevent him from enjoying it.

　　 But after riding home, looking in the mirror and looking at his disgraced face, Quaresma felt as if he should have bought a car.

　　 is not a bad thing about bicycles, the key is that it is really detrimental to the image.

　　 For example, if you encounter a beautiful **** the road, restlessly trying to make a conversation, it turns out that the other girl looks at her unkempt look and is willing to take care of you.

　　 If you change to a rumble sports car, it will be different. It is estimated that the little girl will open the door of the co-pilot in minutes and sit up, which is not harmful.

　　 Well, it was so decided, buy a car!

　　But after a second, Quaresma scratched his head. Should I take a driver's license before buying a car?

　　Most Europeans basically have to get a driver's license after they reach adulthood. That thing can be used as an ID card.

　　 But Quaresma has never been tested!

　　 When I was at Sporting Lisbon before, I had no time for busy practice and in Barcelona, ​​I was not going well and had no mood, so he still doesn't have a driver's license.

　　What happens if I drive without a license?

　　Thinking about it, Quaresma called Baia's phone. This is a lawyer, and it would be right to ask him.

　　 If driving without a license is only a fine, then Quaresma is too lazy to take the test, he does not believe that the traffic police block him every day!

　　 "Hey, Attorney Baia, I seriously ask you a question!" Quaresma said with a smile.

　　Bia whispered over the phone, "It's very decent to listen to you, OK!"

　　Quaresma didn't care what Baia thought, and directly asked his own question: "If I was caught by the police without driving, what punishment would I receive?"

　　 "Gun shot!" Baia's answer sounded loudly.

　　Quaresma heard this answer with a shock, and his back was sweating!

　　I just drove without a license, so guilty?

　　 Actually want to shoot me directly?

　　 "You didn't lie to me?" Quarresma asked nervously with a trembling voice.

"Yes, if you are caught by the police because of unlicensed driving, with your character, in order to avoid the punishment, I think you will definitely hit the police directly and then escape, so that you have committed the crime of murder, and the shooting was fine! "

　　 At the time, Quaresma was a bad person!

　　 What kind of ghosts are you talking about?

　　 How much brain damage do I have to murder for unlicensed driving?

　　 It turns out that Tebayah is the most unscrupulous person.

　　 "Okay, then you are going to help me defend my innocence in murder!" Quaresma said angrily, and then he was about to hang up.

　　 The voice of Baia’s excitement came from the phone, “Then let’s talk about the lawyer’s fee first, don’t...dududu......”

　　 The whole world is quiet!

　　Don't say anything, let's get a driver's license first!

　　......

　　 Early in the morning of the next day, Quaresma called a taxi and went straight to Porto’s largest driving school. Like Hua Xia, he wanted to get a driving license before going to the driving school for training.

　　 But when I got the training instructions at the driving school, I almost did not kneel!

　　Nima actually has a total of 28 theory lessons and 32 driving lessons!

　　I just want to take a driver's license, but not to take the college entrance examination

　　Do you want to train me as an F1 driver?

　　 "Then do you have a way to speed up the speed of my driver's license?" After thinking about it, Quaresma didn't ask deeply, as long as there is a way, it's easy to deal with.

　　The head of the driving school took a look at Quaresma, and whispered: "If you are willing to pay an extra 400 Euros, then the theoretical training can be omitted, as long as you are confident that you can pass the exam!"

　　 400 Euro?

　　 Quaresma pinches a finger, which is equivalent to about three hours of his own salary, which can be said to be very cost-effective.

　　 paid the money without hesitation, the head of the driving school immediately arranged a coach for Quaresma and started the class directly.

　　Time is money, and Quaresma appreciates this attitude.

　　 Then start practicing!

　　 "Hello, UU reading www.uukanshu.com I am your coach, you can call me Bruno, of course, you can also call my nickname-coach devil!"

　　 A muscular brawny man appeared in front of Quaresma. Looking at this guy, Quaresma felt that he was a bit flexed as a driving school coach. The road robbery is definitely more profitable than the coach...

　　 What devil coach?

　　 Don't you think this nickname is very low?

　　 However, Quaresma came to learn to drive, not to make trouble, and naturally will not choke casually. After a while, Quaresma came to the coach with the coach.

　　 But before waiting for the coach to speak, Quaresma was a little stunned?

Isn’t 　　 one-to-one teaching?

　　 Why is there a girl sitting in the car?

　　 saw Quaresma's doubts, the coach shrugged and explained: "I don't know what happened, anyway, the supervisor told me that the two of you are going to class together. If you have any questions, you should ask him!"

　　 At this time Quaresma saw the girl, which really surprised him.

　　Typical appearance of European and American goddesses, white skin and beautiful appearance, **** body, I am afraid that most of the tender models will be overshadowed in front of her.

　　 It turned out that he was going to ask the person in charge of the driving school, how could two people take classes at the same time?

　　 But now, he feels that the person in charge of the driving school is also very painstaking.

　　 I spent 400 euros more, not only do I not need to take so many theoretical classes, but also beautiful women accompany the class?

　　 Then the 400 Euros cost real value!

　　He really wants to ask the person in charge of the driving school, if I give you 800 euros, can you still find me two beautiful women of the same quality to accompany me to class?

　　 I'm not bad!

　　......