I Am Really Not a Man!

Chapter 1: Don't even think about going home if you can't complete the task

As a gun brother who just got the full set of Dingguo and holds the big orange take of the 1980s, the most important thing is to show off! So after refining the equipment, Tang Wanfeng prepared to leave her cool and domineering figure on each map with her relatives and friends, but before she had time to do anything, the computer screen suddenly shined, and Tang Wanfeng subconsciously closed. Closed eyes.

When Tang Wanfeng opened her eyes, the scenery around her had changed and she suspected that she was dreaming.

After a daze for three seconds, Tang Wanfeng stretched out his hand and pinched his face...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The consequence of excessive force is to directly pinch his face, Tang Wanfeng clutched his left cheek and jumped. After a while, his face did not hurt so much, Tang Wanfeng finally I started to look carefully at where I was.

The place where she is located is a bamboo house. The house is made of bamboo. The furniture in the house is as large as the beds and teacups, all of which are made of bamboo.

Tang Wanfeng began to suspect that he was dreaming again. After all, in the world of feasting and tall buildings in the 21st century, such a house can hardly be found.

【stop looking. A voice suddenly sounded, and Tang Wanfeng was shocked alive.

She looked around, there was no one around, she was the only one in the empty bamboo house. Huh... the thing on the bed is so familiar...

"Peacock Ling?" Tang Wanfeng was surprised. Isn't this just the eighty-level big orange martial peacock feather of Tangmen Tianluo's tricks that she had used for more than half a year?

[Yes, you read that right, it's Peacock Ling. ] That voice rang again.

"..." Tightened his mouth, Tang Wanfeng stopped paying attention to the strangely appearing weapon, but instead looked around to determine where the sound came from.

The voice said: [No need to find me, you can't find me, and no one in this world can find me. 】

"..." I always think this voice is so pretentious! Tang Wanfeng felt that his hands were itchy, if he was in the game at this time, he would definitely give this voice a storm of pears!

[You can also use Storm Pear Flower Needle now. ] That voice inexplicably heard the thoughts in her heart, and said, [But you can't send to me, you can't see me, and you can't find me. 】

-What is the tone of "you hit me, you hit me, you can't hit me haha"?

"How do I send it?" Tang Wanfeng was speechless, "Take a peacock feather to play with a COS and you can really make a torrential rain pear flower needle. Do you treat me like a joke?"

[What if you cross? ] Voice said.

"Huh?" Tang Wanfeng drew his ears funny with his little finger, "Then why don't you say that I have become a Superman now?"

[Look at your clothes. 】

Tang Wanfeng bowed his head when he heard the words, and then...

"Oh, COSPLAY! Fortunately, what you gave me is a national set. If it is a deep V, I would be really scared... Wait for my breast!!! What did you do to my breast!!!" Tang Wanfeng was crazy ! Where's her BCUP chest? She didn't feel that she was wearing a corset at all, that's a real breast, no! in! Up!

The voice is very calm: [It's natural, I said you crossed it. 】

"Wear! More! You! Sister! Husband!"

Tang Wanfeng said this very imposingly, but... the ruthless reality quickly forced her to accept the fact that she had crossed.

Tang Wanfeng can be said to be lucky or unfortunate. She was selected by Xishanju in the 30th century. As the first person to eat crabs through online games, she was thrown into Lu Xiaofeng's world from the 21st century.

For other people in this world, this is a world, but for Tang Wanfeng, this is more like a copy. The only difference is that she can be resurrected indefinitely in other games, and one death here is It's really dead, because it's her body that came through, so she won't have to play if she is dead.

However, the system also gave her the golden finger as an internal beta player: Tang Sect Double Heart Technique and all the skills she brought over, and the attribute bonuses worn on her by the various suits in Jiansanli are real, not It looks good, and these equipment and some items need her to do tasks in exchange for them.

However, the only task she knows now is the ultimate task that the voice that claims to be the system told her. As long as this task is completed, her copy of Lu Xiaofeng's world is over, and she can choose to go home or a mysterious reward.

"So what exactly is that task?" Tang Wanfeng was curious.

System: [This world is built around Lu Xiaofeng and his three good friends, Huamanlou, Ximen Chuuxue, and Sikong Picking the Stars, so as long as you get on one of them, you can count as completing the task. . However, if you really go directly to the medicine [BEEP—], the task completion degree will be very low, and you are likely to have some accidents when you go home, such as getting lost in time and space storms. 】

"..." Tang Wanfeng was speechless for a long time due to this task to Lei, and it took a while to retrieve his language ability, "I only have two questions."

System: [Say. 】

"How did you come up with such a shameless task? How could you say it so embarrassingly?"

The arrogant system gentleman: [...Anyway, if you can't complete the task, don't even think about going home! 】

Tang Wanfeng: "Then you give me a model for Mao! I also have the charming Xiuniang, the beautiful Hualuo! What do you mean by making TAT a man?"

System: [Everything is simulated by computer, depending on character, luck, and secret. 】

Tang Wanfeng: "..." How bad is her character to become a man!

System: [So are you all clear now? 】

Tang Wanfeng: "Almost..."

System: [The Legend of Swordsman Crossing Online Game Lu Xiaofeng Legend Game is on, the player Tang Wanfeng binds the system, the identity module is on, the skill module is initialized successfully, the equipment module is initialized successfully, the task module is initialized successfully, the life skill module is initialized successfully, and the light work module is initialized , The main storyline memory has been blurred successfully...]

When he heard that the equipment module was initialized, Tang Wanfeng felt uncomfortable and looked down, and found that his national set had disappeared, leaving him with only a few rags from when Jiansan first created the character...

"Fuck, even though I'm flattened out, it's a girl, do you dare to give me a fig leaf?"

System: [Sorry I forgot...]

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