I Am the President of the University

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At night, the moon and stars are scarce.

The white moonlight is pouring on the ground, and on Ludao Island with better air quality, you can clearly see the sky full of astrolabes when you look up.

The presidential suite has a separate balcony outside. Chen Hao is lying on the seat, and a few bottles of Happy Water are placed on the small table next to it.

The corners of his mouth curled up like the moon in the sky.

I feel very happy.

Because at this moment, he is talking on the phone with Qian Jiahui.

Not knowing why a whim happened, Chen Hao suddenly said:

"Gia Hui, let me tell you a joke!"

There was a soft voice on the phone.

"Good duck!"

"Ahem."

Chen Hao cleared his throat deliberately, and then just remembered the joke, a smile appeared on his face.

"One day, the scientists in heaven gathered together and played together. They didn’t know who suggested it, so they started playing a game similar to hide and seek. The rules are like this. If you find and catch someone, you need to shout loudly. Give out his name so that you can eliminate him."

"At the beginning of the game, Ampere, who was the arresting party, quickly discovered Newton. Newton stood motionless on a square meter of ground. Ampere ran over and grabbed him and shouted: Newton!"

Chen Hao held back a smile and asked Qian Jiahui, "Jiahui, do you know what Newton said?"

"What did Newton say?" Qian Jiahui also asked curiously.

"Newton said: You are wrong, I am not Newton, I am Pascal!"

After Chen Hao finished speaking, he only felt that the air in the other party's place seemed to be stagnant, so he touched the back of his head.

"Aha, isn't it too funny?"

"Uh, I don't know why Newton said he was Pascal... What does this mean?" Qian Jiahui said cautiously, fearing that the words would directly hurt Chen Hao's self-esteem.

Chen Hao explained: "It means that Newton stands on a square meter of ground, and it becomes 1 Newton/square meter (1n/square meter). This is the unit conversion of the pressure unit Pascal."

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, so funny!"

Listening to the laughter on the other side, Chen Hao's mouth twitched, the laughter was too fake.

Chen Hao was a little unwilling, gritted his teeth, and decided to try again.

"Gia Hui, I'll tell you another joke, this one is absolutely funny!"

"Okay, I'm listening~"

Chen Hao took a sip of Fat Boy Happy Water and said:

"Junior high school physics teacher: Hello everyone, we have started to learn a new subject-physics!

Senior high school physics teacher: Classmates, what you learned in junior high school can only be regarded as common sense of life. Now we start to learn real physics.

College general physics teacher: Classmates, you learned some scientific common sense in high school, let's start to learn real physics.

Theoretical Physics Teacher: Classmates, you have learned some physics concepts in the general physics class. Now we will start to learn real physics. "

As soon as Chen Hao finished speaking, Qian Jiahui laughed.

"Hahahaha, so funny, so funny."

It's just that the laughter stopped after ten seconds of laughter.

Because Chen Hao has not spoken.

"Ah, actually I think it's really interesting, really."

Chen Hao just faintly asked, "Gala Hui, did I just make a cold joke?"

"Ah this..."

Qian Jiahui hesitated, then bit her teeth lightly, her eyebrows curled, her eyes seemed to be filled with the vast starry sky.

"I'm sure it's a bit cold, isn't it so hard-core that you learn the cold jokes? As a liberal arts student, I feel completely stupid."

"I..." Chen Hao was speechless for a while, suddenly a little embarrassed.

He can talk about papers, scientific research, or computers for a day, but what kind of jokes...he hasn't read them very often.

Qian Jiahui's voice followed the next sentence and Chen Hao was taken aback.

"But I'm pretty happy."

"Why?" Chen Hao couldn't help asking.

"Chen Hao, who can't tell jokes, made me feel that you are a real person." Qian Jiahui whispered.

"Because of the usual you, it feels like knowing everything and everything, it seems that there is no problem that can stump you."

As he said, Qian Jiahui's cheeks bulged and looked very cute. He said aggrievedly, "It feels like the protagonist of life in the game, he is clearly beside him, but he has a feeling of hopelessness."

Listening to Qian Jiahui's words, Chen Hao twitched the corners of his mouth, and said bitterly, "It's really wrong, you can blame me for being too strong?"

Chen Hao continued sadly, "Oh, do you know? I just want to be an ordinary person, spending 300 days to collect rent 365 days a year, and the remaining 65 days to travel."

"Hao, you are in Versailles now, do you know?"

Qian Jiahui has a black thread. If Chen Hao is in front of her, she will definitely take a bite.

Is this still human?

She took a deep breath, definitely changed the subject, and continued this she was going crazy!

"By the way, I remembered one thing."

"What's the matter?"

Qian Jiahui Liu Ye frowned, adjusted his sitting posture, and said, "I used Douyin during dinner today, and I got a video from your school."

"What video?" Knowing that the other party will definitely not mention this suddenly, since it must be nothing ordinary.

"I'll send it to you on WeChat."

Qian Jiahui said, and then sent the video.

...

After half an hour.

After the phone call, Chen Hao was still lying on the seat, watching the video sent by Qian Jiahui, a little tossing and turning.

"It's not so good this way."

The content of the video is that outside the Shaw Library of Guanghua University, some students are sitting on the steps of the library, studying under the lights of the library building.

Find the original video through the vibrato number of the video. The title is: I don’t want everyone to think that Guanghua University is an Internet celebrity university. In fact, Guanghua University and its students are working hard to make progress and move forward!

As for the beginning of the video, there is a string of words "Guanghua University Library-11:00 PM".

As for opening comments, let's open up to five or five good reviews and negative reviews.

"Poisonous chicken soup, can't you go back to the dormitory?"

"You can watch small videos on wifi here, right? (funny

"I'm still playing vibrato at 11 o'clock in the evening..."

"I guess it's because the final exam is about to expire, right?"

"Guanghua University, a second school, still has this learning atmosphere? Are you sure it's not a pose?"

"It's amazing... I can't think that Guanghua's style of study is okay, I admire it!"

"Why don't you have a 24-hour study room? Isn't Guanghua University very rich?"

At last, Chen Hao fell into silence.

Many university libraries in China are closed, such as opening at 7 or 8 in the morning, and then closing at 10 or 10:30 in the evening.

However, some schools, such as Xi'an Jiaotong University, Tianjin University, Jilin University, Beihang University, Hohai University, etc., have set up 24-hour reading rooms, that is, self-study rooms.

Chen Hao suddenly got up and walked into the room.

Sitting in front of the computer, Chen Hao yelled, "Dangdan, the tune appears on the surveillance screen near the school library."

Dandan (Lin Chiling's voice): "Good master~"

Then the computer screen instantly switches to the monitoring screen near the library.

After some adjustments, the pictures of the last four surveillance cameras were displayed in front of Chen Hao in the shape of "Tian".

In the video, there are more than ten or twenty students studying attentively under the lights outside the library building.

Some seem to be writing questions, some are typing on the keyboard on the computer, and some are reciting softly while holding a book.

The time at this moment is 11:15 pm ~ www.wuxiahere.com ~ Chen Hao sighed lightly.

"Dandan, call up the video of these four probes after 11:30 last night..."

After watching the video of the last few nights in a row.

Chen Hao's chest seemed to be blocked by something.

What makes him angry is, why hasn't anyone noticed it all the time?

After calming down, he whispered:

"I'm going to the scene to see tomorrow night!"

ps: Ask for recommended tickets, ask for monthly tickets!

I'm sorry for being late!

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