I am Vardy

Manchester United won!

Winning is so incredible!

Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney are two superstars absent. In fact, Manchester United's lineup has missed the giants, but such a Manchester United has miraculously defeated Chelsea.

I have to say, this is a miracle!

This is an era that needs superstars. Legendary stars such as Ronaldo and Zidane are getting old, and football will gradually disappear. Ronaldinho's spirituality seems to be short-lived.

In this lean age, only Vardy was born and became the most shining star in world football, guiding the direction of the entire world football.

In another UEFA Champions League semi-final, Milan and Liverpool played an evenly matched match. In the end, Milan relied on Kaka's outstanding performance to avenge the revenge of two seasons ago, although it still cannot be completely washed away. Shame on Istanbul night, but this time they had the last laugh.

Just like Vardy is to Manchester United, Kaka also played a decisive role in Milan's formation, and sometimes even changed the game situation with his own power, which is definitely the biggest contributor to Milan's promotion to the final.

Now some people call Vardy and Kaka the twin stars of world football, because they both have the ability to change the game at any time. After Ronaldinho's state is gone, the two have stood at the top of world football.

Although Ronaldo, Rooney, Messi and Xiaofa also have outstanding performances far exceeding their peers, they seem to be a little less interesting than the above two, so these four players are called "under the throne". The four guardians of the law".

Of course, if they continue to improve, then they have a chance to overthrow the dominance of Vardy and Kaka, and the fans also hope that this day will appear.

Next, Manchester United and Milan will meet in the Champions League final. This will also be a direct confrontation between the two superstars Vardy and Kaka. Their performance will also determine the final ownership of the Champions League.

 …

A big battle exhausted all the energy of Manchester United, and the players were exhausted, especially Vardy, who was seriously exhausted. Ferguson had to give the team a day off.

After eliminating Chelsea, Manchester United's attention will shift to the league, and securing the league title in the last three league games will become Manchester United's next task.

Chelsea lost the chance to win the Champions League, and the chances of reversing Manchester United in the league are slim, but they always believe that Manchester United will make mistakes.

In fact, Manchester United's last three games were really difficult to play.

The penultimate round is the Manchester Derby, and it is an away game. Maybe Manchester City is not a super strong team, but the intensity of the Derby must not be underestimated, especially when Manchester United is short of major generals;

In the penultimate round, the direct confrontation between Manchester United and Chelsea, Manchester United also went on an away trip. The Blues, who aim to overtake Manchester United, will never allow themselves to make mistakes;

Only the last round of the situation was slightly better. Manchester United will return to the home court to meet the challenge of West Ham United.

The current situation is that as long as Manchester United wins one of the games, they have a very high hope of winning the championship, because their goal difference is far more than Chelsea. As long as Chelsea does not win every game, Manchester United does not win every game. In the event of a disastrous defeat, the goal difference cannot be evened out.

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On the day of the break, Vardy and Rooney appeared in the hospital. They each held a bouquet of flowers and looked at each other awkwardly.

There is no other reason, both of them are holding roses in their hands...

Generally, when visiting patients in the hospital, sending flowers is nothing more than carnations, gypsophila, etc., which are beautiful and meaningful, representing the blessing of health.

As for roses, even if you are single for ten thousand years, you know what the thing with thorns is for!

Vardy is very sad.

It was too early, the flowers had not been sent from the flower garden to the flower shop, and there were only roses left in the shop from yesterday.

In line with the principle of "it is better than nothing", Vardy left with a rose in his hand.

Send your own flowers and let others talk!

But what I didn't expect was that Rooney on the opposite side was also holding a rose. What's his intention?

This guy won't change his mind recently, and has a secret love for the handsome Ronaldo, right?

Thinking of this, Vardy quietly moved a step away from Rooney!

It's just that Rooney was more excited than Vardy, and the meaning revealed in his eyes was clearly that he wanted to single out Vardy.

Speaking of which, he is not afraid of single-handedly fighting Vardy. He is possessed by a monk, and he must be able to deal with a fifth-rate boxer. He can beat his mother even if he doesn't know him, but the question is, why does Rooney want to single-handedly fight himself?

Is it because he also gave Ronaldo Rose?

This guy's desire to dominate is too strong!

"Jamie, you bastard, tell me, do you have thoughts about her too?" Rooney asked Vardy angrily.

she?

Vardy was taken aback for a moment, and an incredible thought flashed through him instantly.

Could it be that what Ronaldo did was not an ankle operation, but a gender reassignment operation?

Made her directly from him?

Is this Nima a bit exaggerated?

In the previous life, Ronaldo didn't have this incident until his early 30s. How could he suddenly be overwhelmed in this life?

Shaking his head vigorously, Vardy dispelled this absurd idea from his mind.

There must be an ulterior misunderstanding here!

At this moment, a female nurse with a hot figure and a variety of styles walked towards him, as if she was going to Ronaldo's ward.

Rooney immediately put down the idea of ​​fighting hard with Vardy, rushed up a few strides, adjusted his collar, tried to look like a gentleman, smiled and sent flowers to the little nurse.

Vardy's heart suddenly roared like ten thousand monsters.

He knew that Rooney couldn't do anything good, and sure enough, this guy really missed the little nurse again!

Seeing the beautiful nurse took the rose in Rooney's hand, with a shy expression on her face, as if she was really moved by Rooney, Vardy felt even worse.

Speaking of Yi Luo's urine, can this guy attack the beautiful nurse beside him?

Now Rooney acts as if he is wearing Ronaldo's clothes!

Rooney turned his head and looked at Vardy provocatively, leaving Vardy speechless.

With a sudden turn of his mind, Vardy thought of a good way to resolve Rose's embarrassment.

Walking up and patting Rooney on the shoulder, Vardy tried to look depressed.

"Since you like her too, I can only let go. Who made us good brothers!"

After finishing speaking, Vardy tried hard to make his eye sockets red, and almost burst into tears.

Rooney was so moved by his words that he hugged Vardy's arm and didn't let go.

"Brother, I accept your love, next time I will definitely give you the mature woman I hooked up with!"

Vardy retched for a moment, and was almost killed by Rooney's sudden anger.

Nima, you should keep that stuff for yourself, I can't stand it!

But I took over the play by myself, and I have to continue to perform it with tears in my eyes.

Vardy pretended to be resolute, walked into Ronaldo's ward without looking back, threw the flowers on the bedside of the ward, and said with a deadened heart: "Since the flowers are useless, they can only be recycled and given away." Here you go!"

This acting, praise first!

Ronaldo, who was lying on the bed, had just watched a big play, and he didn't react for a long time.

Looking at the roses on the bedside again, I felt like I was hit by my two good friends again.

It turned out that these two guys didn't come to the hospital to see me, but they came to chase the little nurse.

What a friendship boat capsizes!

Soon, the nurses changed shifts, and Rooney and the beautiful nurse left arm in arm, leaving Ronaldo looking at their backs with a bitter face.

If it wasn't for his inability to move his feet, Ronaldo would definitely get out of bed and fight Rooney desperately.

But Vardy feels very strange. According to Rooney's ability to chase women, he should not be able to handle the nurse girl. Did he get the wrong script today?

Well, everyone has different hobbies, maybe the little nurse likes someone as fast as Rooney.

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After two days of adjustments, the Manchester United players regrouped on the training ground, but the feeling of fatigue still could not subside. This is the consequence of the two-line battle.

Compared with Chelsea, Manchester United is more than one grade behind in terms of lineup depth. From this point, we can see the styles of the owners of the two clubs.

Abramovich likes to spend a lot of money in the transfer market, and the players he is optimistic about just buy, buy, buy, and they are not short of money at all, similar to the girl who later used Taobao and Tmall;

And Glazer can't wait to break a penny in half and spend it in half, digging and searching, paying for someone is like killing him;

That's why Manchester United are so passive in the face of Chelsea. If it weren't for Vardy, Manchester United might be overwhelmed by Chelsea again this season.

Looking at the appearance of the main players who seemed to be squeezed dry, Ferguson had no choice but to send most of the substitute players. Even though Rooney started the game, Manchester United's lineup was still not as good as that of Manchester City next door, which made Manchester United fans extremely embarrassed. .

Fortunately, Vardy is sitting on the bench. Manchester United fans believe that even if Manchester United is not doing well, as long as Vardy is in charge, Manchester United will never lose, let alone lose to their rivals in the same city.

It’s actually quite embarrassing for Vardy to sit on the bench. He has no money to buy stamina potions and he can only recover his stamina by eating during the game, but the problem is that he can’t play if he is not in good stamina, and he can’t pass if he can’t play. Eat to replenish energy, which is caught in a vicious circle.

But what Vardy didn't expect was that a game that should have been extremely difficult, but because of Rooney's sudden outbreak, it directly turned into a one-sided game.

In the first half, he scored twice, and in the second half, he kicked his head and kicked his head. The little fat man unbelievably scored four goals.

While Vardy sat on the bench and was excited for Rooney, he was also wondering.

This guy will definitely not explode for no reason. Could it be that love gives people strength?

Or is it that this guy has practiced some evil skills, picking yin and nourishing yang from the beautiful little nurse? )!!