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Bai Wu felt that he was about to be pissed off by Wu Xiaoxiao!

"Oh my God!"

Facing the bright eyes, Bai Wu couldn't help but question in his heart: "Wu Xiaoxiao, is she really a natural stun?"

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"But why do I think she is so black-bellied? Isn't she black-bellied?"

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"I'm Cao! Naturally dumb with black belly? Can you still match it like this?"

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Seeing Wu Xiaoxiao's smug look showing his little tiger teeth, Bai Wu gritted his teeth angrily.

After taking two deep breaths, Bai Wu suppressed the bold idea that he wanted to slap Wu's little butt, gritted his teeth, and asked, "Excuse me, how do you see that I don't look like one? 20-year-old's?"

Wu Xiaoxiao glanced at Bai Wu through the rearview mirror of the car.

Silence for a few seconds.

He spit out: "It's not simple, it's not like it anywhere!"

"I'm not like 20 years old, could it be that you mean that I'm too tender, so tender that I don't look like 20 years old, but like 18 years old?" asked earnestly.

"I bother!"

Wu Xiaoxiao didn't show any mercy to Bai Wu, and said with disdain: "Smelly shameless! You obviously look like a middle-aged uncle in his thirties or forties, and you still have the face to say that you are eighteen years old? Just ask where you are. Could it be that Liang Jingru gave you the courage to come?"

"God is in his thirties and forties!"

Bai Wu's face was covered with black lines, and he asked angrily, "Why do I look like a person in my thirties or forties?"

"Your whole body, your hair, your dark circles, your eyes, your taste in clothing, and the tone of your speech, all tell me that you are a middle-aged greasy uncle in his thirties or forties!" Wu Xiao The little one said solemnly.

Bai Wu: "..."

Seeing Bai Wu's silence, Wu Xiaoxiao's delicate and cute little face flashed a smug smile, adding fuel to the fire: "Not just a greasy uncle in his thirties or forties, but also a A middle-aged greasy uncle who has been single for thirty or forty years, tsk tsk, I really don’t know how you have survived these thirty or forty years!”

"God is a middle-aged greasy uncle who has been single for thirty or forty years, I will not accept this!"

Bai Wu took a deep breath and said, "I'm sorry, you guessed wrong, I'm not a single dog, listen up - I! Yes! Yes! Girl! Friends! Friends! Yes!"

"Ah?" Wu Xiaoxiao was stunned for a moment, and asked with his ears sideways, "What did you just say?"

"I said, I'm not single, I have a girlfriend!" Bai Wu emphasized.

"Who is blind to actually see you?" Wu Xiaoxiao asked with a poisonous mouth.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Oreo, who woke up from a sleep in the passenger seat, looked at his master Wu Xiaoxiao, then turned his head, stared at Bai Wu, raised his head and roared, "Mud sigh, woo woo~"

Bai Wu: "..."

"Could it be that you are stalking and stalking, and you really have no choice, so you can only reluctantly agree to be with you?" Wu Xiaoxiao continued to speak venomously.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah~" Oreo seemed to echo his master and growled at Bai Wu.

Bai Wu: "..."

"No, no, no, no, no, no, middle-aged and greasy uncle like you in his thirties or forties, even if he is a stalker, there should be no girls who are willing to be with you!"

Wu Xiaoxiao muttered to herself, and suddenly her eyes lit up:

"Well~ Since you can afford to buy a house in this villa community, it means that you should be considered a rich man. Your so-called girlfriend, shouldn't it be a poor female college student who was supported by the university?"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah~" Oreo continued to stare at Bai Wu and growl.

And Wu Xiaoxiao made up his mind by saying to himself, "The poor and sad female college student's family suddenly changed, in order to allow her parents who are bedridden to receive timely treatment, she can only temporarily succumb to your money and money. Under prostitution?"

"Ahhh~~" Oreo raised his head again and called out.

Bai Wu: "..."

"Wait! Wait! I got it! I got it! It must be like this!"

Wu Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up and exclaimed exaggeratedly: "Your so-called girlfriend, shouldn't it be the silicone kind?"

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah~" Oreo called out again.

Bai Wu: "..."

"Humph, why, Mr. Murderer, the transnational serial rapist, why didn't you speak up? Could it be that I was the one who told me?" Wu Xiaoxiao hummed proudly.

"Aah woo~ Mud sigh ah ah~" Oreo kept calling out while staring at Bai Wu.

Bai Wu's face darkened, his brows twitched a few times.

Then.

His eyes swept across Wu Xiaoxiao and Oreo one by one.

"Wow, it's so scary, so scary, Mr. Murderer in the transnational serial rape, your eyes are full of grief and anger, could it be that you are so angry that you want to kill someone!?" Wu Xiao Xiaolu showed little tiger teeth and looked very proud, but said in a very scared voice.

"After killing people, they gave me to that person while it was still hot, and then they divided the body and tossed the body..." Wu Xiaoxiao began to make up his mind again.

"Does this guy Wu Xiaoxiao really need so much drama?" Bai Wu said with a dark face and couldn't help muttering in his heart.

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"Ahhhhh!!"

As soon as Oreo raised his head and called out, Bai Wu gave him a vicious stare: "Shut up for me first!"

Oreo's cry suddenly stopped.

one second.

two seconds.

Three seconds.

After three seconds of silence.

He raised his head again, opened his mouth, and roared, "Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah~"

Bai Wu gritted his teeth, quickly took out his phone, and played an audio.

"Dog meat soup is a soup made from stewed dog meat. In the dog meat soup restaurant, all dog meat soups are stewed every day with the fresh meat of the day, there is no old soup..."

"Woooooooooo~"

Oreo wailed twice, covered his head with his two front paws, and confessed.

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