I Don’t Want To Be a Porter in the NTR Novel

14 – On a starry night

Our party members set up camp and went to sleep,

I was standing watch on a starry night alone.

This is not an area where particularly dangerous monsters appear, but

No matter what, it is dangerous to be attacked defenselessly…

As we are now, if danger strikes, we must blow a whistle to let everyone know.

In addition, managing the fire so that it does not go out is also subtly important.

Of course, you can light a fire at any time with fire magic,

Because if the fire is alive, it can bulmeong.

I feel like all my worries and worries are washed away when I am doing the bulmeng, but there is a very minor problem that actually doesn’t solve anything.

Anyway, it feels good to crackle and watch the firewood burn.

This is why people pack their camping luggage and go camping even though they live soaked in modern culture such as computers and smartphones.

First of all, my next night watch order today is Princess Eleysia (I forgot her full name)… would be

The princess, who had thought she was asleep, woke up while rustling in her sleeping bag.

I wonder if sleeping with armor on is inconvenient,

She was disarmed and dressed in comfortable clothes.

Although it was a minimum of vigilance, she placed her treasured spear within reach.

“… Her Highness, the princess, are you not sleeping?”

It wasn’t such a tough quest, so I didn’t get hurt at all, but

First of all, you must be tired because you fought today.

“Caiman, wait… Do you have time?”

… Apparently, the princess wanted to talk with me.

It’s a national rule to open the nogari during night shift.

***

“… How on earth did you two come to love each other?”

The princess seems to be curious about our love story.

It is a love story between a porter and a saintess.

But, Princess, you chose the wrong opponent.

I’ve been a fool all my life, and now I’m being threatened by a crazy b*tch, let alone love!

That b*tch is that crazy b*tch! Please make skewers with the princess’s bamboo spear!

I somehow managed to come up with an excuse, holding back my desire to shout while crying in the neighborhood.

First of all, I am not in a position to tell the truth.

“Well, okay? We fell in love just by looking at each other…

Stop, should I say that I couldn’t get out of her charm?”

“Puff… ”

I think I heard the sound of ridicule as the saintess’s sleeping bag was shaking. Is it because of my mood?

I want to wrap that b*tch in a sleeping bag and dump her in the goblin den.

However, the princess seems to be oblivious to the fact that the b*tch is awake because she is focusing on my story.

Well, the lights are also crackling rhythmically, so if you’re not paying attention, you might not notice it.

“… I heard that true love is like that.

Incomprehensible things that cannot explain why…

Will such a moment ever come to me?”

The princess with twinkling eyes.

I know roughly the plot of the novel.

… So, that kind of moment will come to her.

However, the fact that the moment of love has arrived is not worth it…

Those precious and beautiful moments and emotions,

It will be spoiled and ruined by all sorts of gutter filth, disgusting acts and alterations.

Like being subjected to ×× while shedding tears.

Now that I have her in front of me, I don’t even want to think about it again.

I didn’t want to see this really naive princess go through something like that.

“… The moment of love will surely come to Her Highness, the princess.

At that time, please cherish that feeling…

And never forget that moment.

… forever.”

I said that with a wry smile.

I hope she doesn’t fall

A dark night with twinkling stars in the sky and softly crackling embers.

With the highest status there,

She only dreams of pure love,

I hope it doesn’t collapse on such a terrible thing.

“Caiman, you are a poet.

I like it.”

Even at my trivial words, the princess nodded and smiled.

Its profile was so noble and beautiful that I was enchanted for a moment.

***

The next morning, the saintess approached me secretly and made a gesture like blowing a whistle.

“Pippi. Porter-sama, this is a warning for violating manners. It’s a yellow card.”

“… What have I been doing?”

Is there such a thing as a yellow card in this world?

Anyway, I couldn’t sleep yesterday and it seemed like I was eavesdropping on the precious story of the princess, but again, she couldn’t stand the bird like this.

“Please don’t seduce the princess.

If the porter takes the princess away before she is even married to the hero,

The development Ntiar-nim wants doesn’t come true.”

A saintess who speaks as if telling.

I doubt whether this is a person’s words or makgeolli.

-Titling!

[The constellation of NTR sponsored you 10 NTR points.]

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-Titling!

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you’re off

It’s been quiet lately, but it’s starting again.

furthermore…

No matter how disgusting it is to give NTR points, isn’t the 10-point meme a bit out of conscience?

Being the god of NTR, you really betrayed your conscience.

-Titling!

[The constellation of NTR sponsored you 10 NTR points.]

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I closed my eyes before I could see the TV being completed in front of my eyes.

Come to think of it, the system said that the top sponsored Constellation could not be blocked, and so on.

In other words…

Are you saying that there are other constellations instead of this Entian?

If there are NTR constellations, why are there harem constellations and innocent love constellations? Is there a Harem Pure Love Constellation?

hahahaha. There can be no such thing. Entiar alone is too much, but if there are more, I will just bite my tongue and die.

-Titling!

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I just closed my eyes before I could see anything.

You just have to close your eyes. It may seem strange to others.

This b*tch knows everything anyway, so there’s no need to worry.

Well, aside from that, it was absurd that this saintess with a rotten head doubted the relationship between me and the princess.

So I, on the other hand, became more energetic and challenged her.

“… Ha, me? Her Highness the Princess? I swear to the goddess I’ve never tried anything like that before?”

Yes. It’s downright embarrassing.

Don’t say that I’m flirting with the princess, forgetting about ghosts.

I, human Kim Yujin, 22 years of motherhood solo. All friends are KakaoTalk plus friends,

School was only a place to sleep, and he was good at secretly writing harem novels in the practice field.

At the window of the classroom where the sunset is slowly setting, the heroine says, ‘Eugene-kun… I like Yujin so much… stop… ‘

It was a confession together.

The reason why the heroine says ‘kun’ is because I’ve read a lot of Japanese light novels.

I’ve been working part-time since middle school and bought stuff like that with the money I earned.

I was truly a cotyledon ready to become.

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Most part-timers are extorted by their parents,

I secretly hid my overtime pay and earned pocket money by cheating.

It’s the money I earned in the first place, so why is it pocket money?

Even if I have a book at home, it will be sold to a second-hand bookstore without me knowing, or it will only be cursed at.

I hid the light novel in my school locker and watched it.

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My parents, who made debt collectors come and knock on the door every day, ran away at night to avoid debt collectors as soon as I was 19 years old.

This is my cutlery class.

Is it the biggest joy in life to buy beef with the money I earned?

Seriously, it should be said that being a web novel writer (possessed) who is good at self-cooking in this environment is a great output.

… It was a long chatter, but to sum it up, there was no way I could have someone around me to seduce the princess.

I swear I never once thought of flirting with her.

The saintess took a step back, perhaps because my expression looked as unfair as that of someone who had been accused of murder.

“… What if the porter said that… I’ll get it right now.”

For some reason I see this b*tch making concessions.

For reference, the expression of swearing to the goddess in this world is a stronger expression than Amchang.

Anyway, I mean, you should live with a fine mind on a daily basis.

Don’t live thinking that it’s BL or NTR in your head.

“… Porter instead? You should pretend to be closer to me. Don’t take it off like yesterday.

Then, wouldn’t other people also focus more on the hero, saying, “Ah, those two are seriously in a relationship?”

You know? Being my footrest isn’t the porter’s future hope, is it?”

The b*tch is laughing irritably.

A year like a small business boss.

So, it’s more annoying.

Well, it might be something that can’t be helped since it has become this year’s toy by taking it upon itself.

How can I satisfy this psycho… Or should I worry about it?

There’s no way I’ll get it if I try to say love to a b*tch who doesn’t even know what love is.

It might be better to show it with your own eyes. what is true love

… But if you think about it, I don’t even know what love is.

just screwed up