I Fooled the Whole Chat Group

Abandoned Heaven Emperor: Heaven, when will you return, we will fight for you!

In a secluded valley, when Lu Ming took out his mobile phone and opened the chat group, what he saw was just this sentence.

Tian: Wait a while, this world is more interesting than I thought.

Abandoned Heaven Emperor: Interesting?

Tian: The whole world is degenerate, and there are strange things everywhere, but there are also some things that make people look up.

Abandoned Heaven Emperor: It seems really interesting, can I go there?

Tian: Wait, wait for me to confirm the situation.

Abandoned Heavenly Emperor: Yes!

Abandoned Heaven Emperor: Don't forget to cultivate, my old enemy, I don't want it, when you return, it is not as far away as I am.

Lu Ming chuckled, this dead arrogant and old enemy, whose old enemy is so 'sticky'?

After closing the private chat interface, I glanced at the chat group casually. The members of the group were still as usual, some chatting, and some playing in the martial arts field.

After a few glances at Lu Ming, he closed the chat group. These usual nonsense chats are really not suitable for him.

His eyes turned and fell on Yang Jian on one side.

Now that he accepted this apprentice, Lu Ming really took some serious action, personally analyzed Yang Jian's body, and tailored a set of methods for him.

With Lu Ming's current realm, he can arbitrarily designate a set of methods, which are all the methods of immortals and gods that are enough to enter the realm of immortals and gods, and they are enough to make a group of venerable ancestors fight for their existence in the outside world.

At this time, Yang Jian, who was cultivating Lu Ming's tailor-made method, was sitting cross-legged in an open space, and his whole body was slowly rising, and in the faint, a fiery mood spread to the surrounding, ten Within meters, the flowers and plants were directly baked into charred ash by the scorching high temperature, and even the ground was constantly cracking.

Looking at the vision of Yang Jian's cultivation, even Lu Ming couldn't help but look sideways.

The cultivation method he created is not bad, but to be able to cultivate to this level in a very short period of time, Yang Jian's aptitude is beyond doubt.

"This physical aptitude, no wonder the myths and legends choose the route of physical sanctification. The physical quality is really good. If it is placed in those high-level martial arts worlds, it should form a very strong divine body under the influence of the unique rules of the world. Holy Communion~"

"Sir~~" Suddenly, Nuo Nuo's voice came from Lu Ming's ears.

Lu Ming looked sideways and saw Yang Jian's younger sister, Yang Chan, who was looking at her with gluttonous eyes, and those eyes were cautious and made people feel some pity.

Lu Ming stretched out a hand and gently rubbed the little girl's hair. This cute little girl always makes people want to rub her.

Being rubbed her head by Lu Ming, the little girl seemed a little uncomfortable, and a little timid, not daring to resist, that small appearance was simple.

"Sir~" The aggrieved Baba's little expression was so cute.

"Okay~" caressed the single leaf of the solitary grass on the little girl's head: "If you have anything, just say it."

"Sir..." The little girl hesitated for a while before saying, "Sir, Chan'er also wants to practice, Chan'er wants to protect her brother, can you please ask Mr. to teach Chan'er how to practice."

"Yes~"

Teaching one is teaching, teaching two is teaching.

Yang Chan's big eyes lit up: "Really!"

"Sir is the best!"

Saying that, he directly hugged Lu Ming's arm, looking quite happy.

Then, after hesitating for a while, he said, "Sir is a good man..."

"Well, in the future, if you want to touch Chan'er's head, then you can touch it, but if you can touch it a few times less, my mother said that if you touch your head too much, it will not grow taller~"

Lu Ming smiled, this girl is really interesting.

He didn't have any intentions of teasing her, but he just felt that this little girl was very interesting. He wasn't a pervert, and he didn't have any extra thoughts.

"Okay, let's talk about those later. Now, let the gentleman see what kind of method is suitable for you to practice."

"Hmm~" It was obvious that the little girl was very interested in cultivation. Perhaps, she didn't like cultivation, she just wanted to help her brother, a simple and pitiful little girl.

The omniscient eye opened, and instantly analyzed the little girl's body. After that, Lu Ming's brows couldn't help frowning.

It's a bit weird, Yang Chan and Yang Jian are from the same mother. During the analysis process, the pity of the two people's blood cannot be separated from Lu Ming's eyes. However, the strange thing is that Yang Jian, as the elder brother, is very talented and very talented. It is extraordinary, even enough to be called a divine body, a holy body.

As a younger sister, not only does she have very few immortal bloodlines in her body, but her aptitude is extremely ordinary. If my brother Yang Jian’s physical body can be called a kind of divine body or a holy body, then younger sister Yang Chan is the most common mortal subject matter. monomer?

Although it is impossible to say that every compatriot of a mother is talented, this kind of talent that presents two extremes is a little strange.

With this kind of physique, give Yang Chan a good practice method. She doesn't know how long it will take her to touch the fairyland, and Yang Jian is different. With the talent that this kid is showing now, at most ten years, you can see the fairyland. Ten years to become an immortal, this kind of qualification is definitely an incredible qualification anywhere.

However, he finally agreed to the little girl, and Lu Ming would not refuse him because of his poor qualifications.

After thinking about it, Lu Ming spread out a hand.

In an instant, a starry sky appeared in Lu Ming's palm, filled with thousands of small balls that looked like stars.

"So beautiful 々~!" The little girl looked up with longing.

"Choose one."

"Really? Can I get one?" The little girl stared at Lu Ming with her big cute eyes.

"When did Mr. deceive you, choose, choose the one you like the most."

This is naturally not a real ball, but a certain manifestation of the three thousand worlds. Each ball is a world of laws. Let this little girl choose one to see that this little girl is more friendly Which kind of law can customize a set of views for her.

With the mediocre aptitude of a little girl, it is meaningless to teach some orthodox methods. It is better to let her learn some more partial views, so that you can add some methods to fight the enemy in the future.

The little girl chose very seriously, while Lu Ming's face was calm and unresponsive. She let her choose, and the main focus was still on Yang Jian who was on the side.

"According to this progress, at most three days will be able to completely step into the first level, in this world, it can be considered to have a certain ability to survive."

"Sir, Chan'er has chosen!"

It's pretty fast~

Lu Ming came back to his senses and glanced at it subconsciously. The next moment, his eyes suddenly shrunk into one piece, staring at the ball in Yang Chan's hand, his eyes full of an indescribably complicated color. .

"Sir, is there anything wrong with Chan'er's choice?"

After being silent for a while, Lu Ming restrained his expression and said with a gentle expression: "It's nothing, okay, Chan'er, let's play by yourself, sir, I have something to think about, by the way, think about what method Chan'er is suitable for."

"Okay." The little girl was very strange. She didn't make any noise when she heard the words, and honestly ran to the side to play by herself.

At this time, Lu Ming took out his phone again: "Fat fat man, get out of here!"

The screen flashed, and the fat penguin who didn't know why reappeared on the screen. As soon as it appeared, it jumped out of the screen and rushed straight to Lu Ming, roaring angrily: "Damn, it's not like an old paper without a temper. !"

With a chirp, Lu Ming held the fat penguin in his hand like a toad, and stared at the fat penguin quietly, with a faint cold light flickering in his eyes.

"Damn, I need an explanation!"

Feeling the unfriendliness in Lu Ming's eyes, the fat penguin didn't bother to speak, but was a little puzzled: "What to explain? The old paper has been recuperating recently, haven't he done anything!"

Lu Ming stared straight at it, then pointed at Yang Jian beside him, and pointed at the little girl Yang Chan.

The fat penguin became more and more puzzled: "What's there to explain, this is not your new apprentice, and the future three virgins. It's not that you don't understand, what do you need me to explain?"

"Still pretending!" The cold light in Lu Ming's eyes flashed again.

"Yang Jian, the elder brother, is very talented, especially the physical talent. It can almost be called a divine body and a holy body!"

"As a mortal body of my sister, I asked her to choose the most friendly law, and she chose the law of devouring!"

"I recognize that there are only one or two problems. If these add up, you should tell me it's a coincidence!!"

The fat penguin's expression became more and more dazed: "Is there any problem?"

Yes, on the surface it sounds really okay, only if you understand it will you really understand, and among them, this dead fat man of the acting school definitely does not belong to the ranks of those who do not understand!

It's just that the fat penguin can act, and Lu Ming's acting is not bad.

Hearing the fat penguin's answer, his face softened a little: "Well, it seems that you really don't know, that may be a real coincidence."

Saying that, he put the fat penguin down from his hand.

This time, it was the fat penguin's turn. He patted his chest and complained, "I told you, what's the situation? It's so strange now, you won't have any problem!"

"You just said, are you taking care of yourself?" Lu Ming seemed to be a little embarrassed and asked pretending to change the subject.

"Cut, such a blunt change of the subject, forget it, I'm lazy and tossing with you."

"Yeah, didn't you guess it a long time ago, I have always had problems, just as you guessed, because of some previous reasons, I have become crippled, all kinds of abilities have been damaged, and now I am a little bit It's being repaired."

"Those stores in the heavens, the temple of reincarnation, etc., should be related to you?"

This time, the fat penguin hesitated.

"Forget it, you've already guessed it, and I won't hide it from you. Those things, under certain circumstances, can be regarded as part of me."

"Then, can you become whole again just by recycling those things?"

"You can say that."

"If I find out, I can help you."

The fat penguin's eyes lit up at first, and then he suddenly remembered something, and looked at Lu Ming cautiously: "I said, we have known each other for some time, I don't remember you being so kind?"

"Help you, can't you give me something in return?" Lu Ming said as he should.

Hearing this, Fat Penguin breathed a sigh of relief, which is true. Every time this guy brings something useful to him, Fat Penguin will give him a lot in return. For this, it is understandable.

"You have the heart, but don't be in a hurry, just take your time. Time is worthless, and now we don't have the capital to face those guys, but it will get better after a while."

"'Yes, I'll listen to you."

"Looks like you're recovering well."

"good."

"Have you had any tasks recently?"

"Tasks need timing, and they don't now."

"When is the next time to invite a new group member, that's random, but it shouldn't take long."

"It's okay to sell it at the price I sold it."

"Not bad, I sold one..."

Suddenly, the fat penguin froze for a while, and his whole body froze there, and big drops of sweat came out on his forehead.

The answer is smooth, how can I say what I said in my heart!

Wait, damn, this lyb is old paper!