I Fooled the Whole Chat Group

After thinking for a moment, finally, Lu Ming replied a word.

Tian: Yes! .

Chapter 1 Old Daoist Fearless (1 / [*])

.clatter!clatter!clatter………

Under the bright night, a clear footstep sounded in the night.

With the sound of the footsteps, it seemed that only this kind of sound was left in the entire area, and the silence was shocking.

After half a sound, a figure appeared on the edge of the forest. This was an extremely tall being. It looked like a human on the surface, but it was covered in black armor. A pair of eyes that were as crystal clear as red agate added a bit of a demon. The feeling of strangeness, the whole body reveals a strange and evil aura, showing that this is not a human being.

It is not human, it is a zombie, but it is not the kind of ordinary jumping and jumping, but has begun to evolve to a quite astonishing level. This kind of existence has transcended the boundaries of zombies, not only has the freedom to walk again. Strength, but also has a terrifying fleshly body, powerful supernatural powers, and further, can achieve the body of drought.

As the saying goes, as soon as the drought comes out, the red earth is thousands of miles away, and that kind of existence is already close to God, truly immortal and immortal, cholera, three realms and six realms.

The red agate-like eyes looked down at the villages and towns below, and there was a wicked smile: "I found you~"

Spreading his hands, his evil eyes looked down.

"Go, my little pets, give that ghost king a little surprise!"

It did not choose to shoot directly, even if it was confident that its power could definitely crush the ghost king, but perhaps because of caution, or because it wanted to enjoy the fun of playing with its prey, it chose to try it first.

Roar!Roar!Roar………

A ferocious, beastly roar rang out in the night, and the next moment, the earth burst open inch by inch, and a stiff, hairy, slender, ten-fingered ordinary zombie recovered from the ground, and then took swaying footsteps, revealing a hideous appearance. With bloodthirsty eyes, he walked towards the town below.

Below, in the town, Uncle Ninth's old face was extremely solemn. Although he had invited other group members to come, to be honest, no one knew how long it would take for the chat group to summon them.

And this time difference may be the danger of his old life.

Therefore, Ninth Uncle did not waste time, and immediately took out all the belongings that he had hidden for a long time, all kinds of spells, magic tools, all without money, were placed all over the body, forming a Maoshan magic circle.

"Even if you fight for your life, I will keep you here today!!" Jiu Shu gritted his teeth and swore in his heart.

He is different from other group members. He is high above the sky and has no competition with the world. Zhang Tianzhi is sincere in boxing, only thinking about national skills, dominates one side, dominates one side, and so on...

He is just an ordinary person, at most an ordinary person who knows a few Taoist techniques. He can beat ghosts, and he may be beaten to death by ghosts.

If he subdues the demon, his body will also be infected by the demonic energy!

Even after subduing demons and subduing demons for all these years, his body has already been severely eroded. On the surface, there is no injury, but his bones have been seriously affected, and it may even affect his lifespan.

Ninth Uncle himself knows that his life span will not exceed fifty at most, which is absolutely unbelievable for a Taoist whose cultivation base has reached his level.

But this is him!

A Taoist priest who truly holds the right path, does not have any interests, and is dedicated to bringing some peace to this cholera world with his own power!

He is funny, he is noisy, he is indifferent on the surface, but he is sincere in his heart. He will also make jokes and have concerns, but he will never be afraid of death, and he will not take such a road because of fear of death!

This is him, Lin Fengjiao, a true Taoist priest whose beliefs have never changed!

Even if he called other members of the group at the first time, it was not because he was afraid of death, but because he was worried that he would not be able to keep the other party and let that monster slaughter the world in vain.

The tyrannical roar came from time to time, and the voice was clear and terrifying in the night!

Ninth Uncle gritted his teeth and slapped the ground with his hand. Suddenly, thousands of talismans rose into the sky, forming a magic circle that encompassed the entire town, and protected the entire town strictly within it.

After doing this, he took his magic weapon and walked out of the town step by step without any hesitation.

This big formation can't last for too long. It is possible to hide in the formation until other members of the group arrive, but it is more likely that the formation is broken and everyone in the town becomes a turtle in a urn.

So he chose to fight, at least, give other members of the group, give this town more time and more opportunities.

When Ninth Uncle walked out of the town, what he saw was a scene of extreme calm and extreme quietness. There was no sound at all, and it was eerily quiet.

Ninth Uncle did not relax at all, his spiritual eyes widened, and he carefully looked around.

Suddenly, Ninth Uncle's face changed, a palm stuck out, a few Taoist texts were recorded in the void, and then he slapped the ground with a palm.

With a bang, the ground exploded, and a figure was directly blown out of it, roaring, and rushing towards Jiu Shu.

Uncle Ninth was not afraid at all, holding a wooden sword and fighting the monster together.

Ninth Uncle's strength is not weak at all, and now he is fully open to the law, and in a few breaths, he will kill the monster alive.

However, the next moment, the ground trembled slightly.

Before long, the ground exploded everywhere, and black shadows jumped out of it.

One, two, three... ten... one hundred... two hundred...

In the end, all the way to more than three hundred!

As many as three hundred zombies slowly surrounded the ninth uncle. Among them, some were ordinary things like black zombies and white zombies, and there were also mutant zombies such as silver armored zombies and bronze armored zombies.

With Ninth Uncle's strength, it would be a little too strong to meet a silver-armored corpse, not to mention that there are so many zombies who are besieged together, he will surely die!

Fear?Worried?Maybe there are some~ After all, death is not terrible, being bitten by these guys and turning into a zombie and causing disaster to the world, that is his sin and Maoshan's shame.

However, he did not hesitate and retreat, but instead tightened the peach wood sword in his hand and launched the attack first!

At this moment, Ninth Uncle's heart is full of pride, wrapping his body in horse leather on the battlefield is the greatest romance, and fighting the monster to the death, isn't this the greatest romance of my generation of cultivators!

The old Taoist priest at this moment has nothing to fear! .

Chapter 1 The Unbearable World (1/[*])

Between the mountains and the wilds, on the edge of the cliff, on a throne entirely formed of white bones, the king of evil and evil with scarlet eyes looked down at the battle below, and there was a dull look in his scarlet eyes.

"Is this the so-called generation of ghost kings, so weak?"

"After all, it was influenced by some videos in the last life."

"Or, to put it another way..." The Demon King raised his hand and shook it slightly, followed by a crisp explosion of air.

"It's not that he is too weak, it's that I... too strong!"

Shaking his head boringly, he stretched out a finger and ordered his little pets to destroy each other.

And at this moment, light, endless rays of light filled the entire field of vision, and the original night suddenly became like day.

This sudden change also attracted the attention of the demon king, causing the finger that was about to be waved to stop.

"This is?"

The next moment, a figure that penetrated the sky and the earth appeared in the night, with a height of tens of meters, like an immortal giant, standing between the sky and the earth, with blue, red and white all over his body, and a bright flashing on his chest. Warning light with green glow.

After seeing the giant's appearance, the Demon King rubbed his eyes, rubbed his eyes again, rubbed again...

It wasn't until he almost poked his slender fingernails into his eyes that he stopped, and then roared loudly.

"Fuck, Ultraman Tiga? What the hell is this!!!!"

According to its review for a period of time, this is obviously just an ordinary zombie world, and it is not a comprehensive or mixed world, but who can explain what the hell is this Ultraman Tiga? ? ! !

It's not that I'm afraid, I'm just shocked.

After calming down a bit, the next moment, the face of the Demon King became more and more exciting.

In the void, black holes emerged one by one.

The first is a young girl of her age, who is very beautiful, so I don't need to pay much attention to it.

Then came a rather domineering middle-aged man. Seeing this middle-aged man, the King of Demons and Evils almost sprayed out another sip of salt and soda.

"Qianye Zhen... No, no, this kind of vitality, this kind of domineering aura, is definitely not an actor, so, is he a domineering?"

The corners of the Demon King's mouth began to twitch, twitch, and twitch again, completely majestic like a god and a devil on weekdays.

On the other side, as soon as Ultraman Tiga appeared, his bright eyes glanced at the many zombies below, and without any hesitation, he stepped on it with one foot.

With a bang, the ground shook and the mountains shook, and several zombies, whether they were ordinary black and white zombies, silver armor, and bronze armor, were all crushed by one foot.

Xiongba directly transformed into a gust of wind, like strong grass in the wind, and the speed was as fast as lightning. In a few breaths, he swept the surrounding of Ninth Uncle, and all the zombies were kicked and flew away in an instant.

He grabbed Ninth Uncle's shoulder and looked at the wounds on the old Taoist priest's body that turned upside down, as well as the black corpse aura that clearly exudes a foul smell. A few clicks.

"Old Taoist priest, I can only use acupuncture points to help you stave off your injury and stop the bleeding, but these black things look like some kind of poison, so I can't do anything about them. After all, I only practice martial arts, and I am not proficient in anything. Taoist means."

Although he was seriously injured, Ninth Uncle's spirit was not weak at all, but his eyes were very bright, as if he was not injured.

Hearing this, he just shook his head: "It's okay, with Lao Xiong's help, just give Pindao a period of time, and Pindao can deal with these corpses by himself."

Xiongba said with interest: "Oh, how did you guess the identity of the old man?"

Ninth Uncle rolled his eyes, are you so stupid? There are three people here. The giant made it clear that he was a member of the group, and that little girl must be a little girl of Zhou Xing. Even your posture can't be God. Not obvious.

Of course, after thinking about it, you can't say that with your mouth.

"Look at Your Excellency's aura, he is extremely domineering, and he does not lose a bit of a monarch's bearing. With such a bearing, naturally only the heroic gang leader~"

"Haha, you have vision. I didn't expect you to be an interesting person. You might as well say a few more words. The old man doesn't mind, haha..." Xiongba smiled very proudly, looking like a fool.

However, Ninth Uncle's expression changed slightly. He noticed that Xiongba gave him a wink again, and he vaguely thought of something. The light in his eyes changed a bit, and then he continued to speak, praising Xiongba, and all kinds of shameless words came out. Let this ninth uncle who seems to be a good and honest person, his face is not very comfortable, and he is a little twitchy.

Honest people like to tell the truth, such shameless words make the old Taoist feel a little uncomfortable in his throat and feel a little nauseous.

Xiongba seemed to have no idea what Uncle Ninth was thinking at all, and laughed happily.

However, between the lightning and flint, Xiongba's expression suddenly changed, and the three-point return vitality quickly formed in his hand, and then, holding the water-like vitality group in his hand, he slammed the ground with his palm.

The entire ground was instantly sunken within a radius of tens of meters, and a figure was abruptly blasted out of it.

Looking at the figure that was blown away, Xiongba's eyes narrowed slightly.

He had long noticed that there was something underground, so he cooperated with Ninth Uncle to play a scene, attracted the other party, and then suddenly shot and caught the other party by surprise.

However, what I didn't expect was that the plan was successful, but the guy who took him for a three-point return actually didn't seem to suffer any damage. He just turned a circle in the air and stood in the air. , standing in the air.

The King of Evils shook his head: "This is the three-point return to vitality? It's good to use it to scratch the itch~"

Suddenly, the whole sky turned dark, and as soon as I looked up, I could see a fist as huge as a house descending from the sky, smashing down vertically.

Not only was there no fear in the excited eyes of the Demon King, but instead, he was full of interest and did not retreat. He clenched his fists and slammed them up.

One big and one small, it was as if two fists collided with each other, but the result was surprising. Ultraman Tiga, who was tens of meters tall, was knocked back more than ten steps by a punch, and the The King of Demons and Evils just stepped back.

"Ultraman Tiga's power is nothing but that~"

Xiongba took a deep breath and threw the ninth uncle to Zhou Zhiruo who was in the rear, and then looked at the king of evil spirits solemnly.