I Fooled the Whole Chat Group

At this time, life is confusing. The major of university study is accounting, and the salary of the early internship period for accounting is really low. At that time, the first-tier cities chose to work after graduation, and even in that first-tier city, the accounting internship period is only [-], [-] is such a standard, to be honest, a person's life is not enough, so it is almost inevitable to give up accounting and switch to other jobs.

At first glance, the first job looked relatively high-end. It was in a financial company. The white-paper students who just graduated did not know too much. They thought that they could make money by linking with finance, and they made a lot of money. , very disappointed, even fearful.

At that time, the company was engaged in futures, and all the data was controlled by the company's back office. I didn't know if it was a fraud, but I always felt that I was on the edge of crime repeatedly, so I resolutely chose to resign.

Because of my first job experience, I was a little more cautious in choosing a job for the second time. I didn't rush into which company. Instead, I carefully observed each company while working odd jobs to earn food money. It took two months before I chose a second job, an elderly welfare institution. Well, the name is like this. There are a few words in front of it.

The work this time is really good. Every day I accompany the elderly to dance, play chess, hold meetings with the elderly, and talk about health care. I feel very free and more comfortable. emerged.

Welfare agencies, welfare agencies, and benefits are naturally not for nothing, and there is a price, and the price is to let the elderly buy the company's products, that is, health care products.

At the beginning, I didn’t understand it very well, and I didn’t feel that the problem was a big one. On the one hand, I didn’t force people to buy it. On the other hand, I didn’t think health supplements were bad things. After all, the concept of health supplements at that time only stayed on brain gold. Seems to be alright?

Just keep doing it, problems arose, meetings, all kinds of explosive music, a group of old men and grandma who were so excited by various lecturers, watching them scrambling to spend thousands, even tens of thousands, to buy The so-called nutrient solution, the so-called magnetic therapy equipment, which was a little bit big, made me feel a little flustered unconsciously.

I was flustered, but I didn't quit. After all, the job was really not tiring and the income was quite considerable. Although I felt a little uncomfortable, I continued to persevere under the influence of money.

Until that day...

It was an old man with gray hair who came to the company tremblingly and begged the company to return the money to him. In order to buy those products, he had spent all his pensions, even the money for medicines (the old man There will always be a little bit of a problem in the body, and there is often no shortage of medicine).

Unexpectedly, the company's handling method, at the beginning, will also deal with it with kind words. It is impossible to pay back the money. Even if you are sick, you can continue to use our products.

Until the end, the old man couldn't convince the company director, so he chose to lie on the ground and roll over, crying and begging. At that moment, the company director had a cold expression. He used to be friendly. He used to behave like a grandson in front of the old man and grandma. Of course, all the friendliness at this time are gone, vicious, disgusting, reprimanding, and even directly bombarding people.

In the end, things got bigger and bigger, and even the police came in...

The scene of that day is still vivid in my mind to this day.

In the end, I chose to resign again, and I still remember the salary that I got for the most half month, which was [-] yuan (at that time, it didn’t add up to more than [-] yuan), and stuffed it into the old man. doorstep.

That old man has nothing to do with me, nor is he a so-called client of mine, and he doesn't know what kind of stupidity he has committed, perhaps because his grandparents left early, he naturally has a different feeling for the elderly.

When I first graduated, I just wanted to find a serious job. It wasn't too tiring. If the salary was a little higher, it would be fine.

It turns out that when you are really looking for a job, if you really want to make money, you either need to get together with the law, or you need to have a bad conscience.

Maybe, most of the jobs are good, and I was just a little unlucky at that time, or maybe, I may find the right one if I look for it...

It's just that the two failed jobs in a row caused me to be lost for a while. I didn't want to continue looking for a job. I was a little evasive. Chaos in the head.

Until one day, in a group of writers, I met a semi-rookie author. The reason why I called him a semi-rookie was because he had only written one book, and it was not long and his grades were average.

Although this semi-rookie author is not very good, he has a fanatical hobby for writing. When he chats, he is talking about how good his writing is and how good it is.

At that moment, a thought popped up in my mind, maybe... I can try it too?

Twelve years of experience in reading novels, not to mention that I know everything well, but some basic things, I still know what I should know.

In the end, what completely impressed me was the sentence of the half-rookie writer. Anyway, you are idle, so take it out for a month or two to try it out.The most important thing is that for those of us who write novels, we can earn income as long as we write well, and we don’t have to worry about those messy things, how comfortable it is.

It was this last sentence that completely persuaded me.

Just because I have been reading for a long time and I know many authors, I spent some time asking for advice one by one, and gradually gained a certain in-depth understanding of writing. Then, I looked for reference topics, rummaged for suitable ideas, etc.

Finally, the first book was born like this, which can be seen through the author's pseudonym, called "Journey to the West: Infinite Fury, Cut Everything".

Registration, publishing, uploading, a series of operations are completed, and then waiting for the results. The old author taught some reference data, for example, it is necessary to write when the collection reaches [-] on the first day, etc.

I also have some numbers on my own. I am a newcomer, so I don’t have to have such high requirements. Others have one thousand, I can write five hundred, or even three hundred.

However, the results were appalling, the first day of collection, twenty!

When the author friend saw it, he said eight words "you may not be suitable for writing books", and said nothing else.

Disappointment is for sure, but I don't know why, but at that moment a special idea occurred: to write the story I want to write, it seems... very fun~

Moreover, every time others support, even if it is a collection, that sense of accomplishment has never been felt in the past [-] years or so.

After all, I have always been that kind of little transparent person, no matter where or when, motivation, achievement, these seem to have been insulated, but through writing a book, I feel this so-called sense of achievement, even if this achievement Sense, just mere 20 collections.

I didn't choose to give up, I started to look for topics and inspirations again the next day, until I accidentally came across a book "I, Flickering and Lame the Entire Chat Group", yes, there is only one punctuation difference from this book.

This book, how should I put it, I stopped writing it a long time ago, but this idea is really interesting, and the more I read it, the more I feel that it hits that point in my heart.

I don't know why the author gave up in the first place, but the more I read this book, the more I have an urge in my heart to learn from this book and open a new one.

So, now this book came into being.

Some people may feel that the settings of the two books are somewhat similar, which is not surprising, it is borrowed from that book.

For me, this book with only [-] words is almost equivalent to a teacher, a dictionary, where I don’t understand, and I can draw lessons from it. In just [-] words, ten In two days, I turned it over forty times!

The new book has been opened, and the results are really good. The first day of collection was a little over [-], which completely reached the passing line mentioned by those old authors. I dare not take credit. After all, this itself is equivalent to plundering other people's wealth, and even, There was some pressure because of this achievement.

It turned out that the book was so good. I learned from others. If it was written too badly, would I be embarrassed by others?

Serious, no matter how serious, spend a lot of time thinking every day. When writing a paragraph, it feels inappropriate to delete it and rewrite it. This situation is very common, and sometimes even an entire chapter is directly deleted and rewritten.

Finally, after [-] days, this book came to the shelf. Maybe for others, the results of the book are the beginning of the harvest, but for me, the fruits of the harvest have already arrived.

Twelve days of hard work, until now, flowers: 63416!The number of evaluations is 9768!Favorite 20324!Reward ten!Monthly pass 105!

This data may not be very good for those classic books, but for a newcomer, this is definitely a statistic to be happy and even proud of, and all of this comes from everyone's support.

There is nothing in return, but I can only do my best to bring better works to everyone.

Well, here we are, there is a lot of nonsense, let's get to the point.

It will be on the shelves at [-] o'clock tonight. If it is released for the first time, it will be the tenth update. With the update during the day, it should be the fourteenth or even the fifteenth update.

As for what grades are added, there is no need. If you like to see my work, just watch it, don't force it, whether it is to support or not, I will thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Finally, thank you very much for your support over the past period of time. Although I have never replied in the book review, this is not because I don’t care, but because the newcomer account can’t speak, every word you say, even every Like, I know something, thank you, thank everyone, thank you! .

Chapter 1 Variables, be punished! (1/[-])

Seeing that the two had reached a deal in front of everyone, at this time, the heroic gang leader who had always been like a little transparent finally couldn't help but speak.

World Association Helper: Dare to ask God, are you free now?

Tian: Let's do it~

Just a three-word reply made Xiongba's whole body excited.

Different from other group members, while leisurely strengthening themselves, while idle chatting, don't talk nonsense, it's quite cool.

Only he is different, he has a knife hanging over his head, and the knife is about to fall.

He has endured until now without being forced to go mad, which is already considered a strong enough bearer in his heart.

In the world of wind and clouds, the main hall of the world meeting.

After receiving the reply from God, Xiongba was determined at this time, with a pair of tiger eyes and tigers, full of a strong sense of oppression.

His gain from the last mission was not the greatest of "One Seven Seven", but it was definitely a small one. Relying on the points gained from the mission, plus the points obtained by signing in at ordinary times, he had easily broken the limit of his previous cultivation. Step into another realm.

Coupled with the usual hard work, it has completely completed the three-point return to vitality. The current Xiongba is very strong, very strong!

If it weren't for the fear of the world's will behind Fengyun, he would have already killed the two evildoers.

"Come here, quickly summon the two hall masters Fengyun here."

Xiongba's voice shook the void and spread out towards the outside of the hall.

"Yes, helper!"

Following a reply from a disciple of the Underworld Association, it didn't take long for two people to come to the main hall.

The one on the left has a cold and expressionless expression, like the ice that has not melted in ten thousand years, is Bu Jingyun.

The one on the right, Zhuo Ya is not in the crowd, with a gentleman's demeanor, it is Nie Feng.

Looking at these two proud disciples, the old man Xiongba changed his mind.

To be honest, he doesn't have much opinion on these two disciples. Bu Jingyun is indifferent, but he kills decisively. As long as it's his tyrannical order, no matter if it's an old woman or a child. , all dare to kill!

Nie Feng is suave, intelligent, has his own ideas, and is often able to accomplish his tasks in a simpler way.

It can be said that the world will develop to this stage, and these two people have contributed greatly!

Even earlier, Xiongba had the idea of ​​​​teaching the world into the hands of the two.

It's just a pity that the fate of the gods is hard to defy, and these two people are completely opposed to him. The better they are, the more dangerous they will be. This danger has wiped out all appreciation.

As soon as Nie Feng and Bu Jingyun appeared, they all bowed to Xiongba.

"Master, call me to wait, but what's the matter?"

Xiongba sits on the big seat, the tiger's eyes are powerful, and he has his own domineering and domineering!

Looking at Fengyun and the two below for a moment, the killing intent in Xiongba's eyes gradually became pure, solidified, and gradually, a chilling meaning enveloped the entire hall.

"Feng'er, Yun'er, don't blame the old man!"

Nie Feng had doubts on his face, but Bu Jingyun had already acted. As a ruthless God of Death who did not cry, he had no loyalty to Xiongba. He followed Xiongba in order to take revenge with his own hands one day!

Now that Xiongba wants to kill, although I don't know why, it's enough, I don't need to endure any more, it's better to strike first! !

"Cloud Dispelling Palm!"

Bu Jingyun's inner strength surged, and in an instant, bottles of fine wine burst in the hall, and countless fine wines turned into a surging river, swept away towards Xiongba.

Xiongba calmly looked at the long river of wine that was about to hit: "Xiao Dao'er, it's not worth a sunbath!"

With one hand reaching out, the void stirred, and Xiongba took control of the long river of wine in front of him. Then, the surging wine turned into a huge torrent under his control, and slapped it down at Bu Jingyun.

"boom!!!!"

Bu Jingyun was instantly slapped flying, and he vomited blood in the air, seeing that there was more air in and out less.

With a veil on the palm of his hand, he turned to look at Nie Feng, and said lightly: "Feng'er, Yun'er has already shot, what are you waiting for? Don't you feel the killing intent of the old man?"

Nie Feng's expression was very complicated. Hearing the words, he said, "Master, I don't understand~"

Nie Feng is different from Bu Jingyun. Bu Jingyun and Xiongba have always had a bloody feud, so they have no worries about taking action.

And Nie Feng is different, although Nie Feng's biological father was defeated in the duel with Xiongba and died in the hands of the fire unicorn, but in the rivers and lakes, fair competition is the most sacred!

For Nie Feng, although Xiongba indirectly deserved to kill his father, it was a fair competition regardless of life and death. Then, after the competition, Xiongba brought him back to the World Association and trained him to become a talent.

There may be less resentment, but what is more important is the kindness of nurturing and teaching!

Nie Feng is a real gentleman. Even if he feels the killing intent of the tyrant, he is not willing to take the initiative because of the kindness of upbringing and teaching.

Xiongba sighed: "There are some things, not to mention you, even the old man, do not understand, but today you two must be killed, if you don't die, the old man will die!"