I Got Caught After Flirting with the Wrong Person

    At this moment, Feibai understood what it meant to shoot yourself in the foot.

    He laughed dryly and said bravely, "Yes, I'm quite good at cooking."

    Luo Yusen on the other end of the phone estimated that there was nothing to do at noon, so he followed his words and asked, "What kind of dish is the little junior brother best at?"

    Hot leftovers. Feibai thought.

    But he couldn't tell Luo Yusen the truth, so he made up casually: "There are too many, I have to put it here to report the name of the dish to my brother for an hour."

    Luo Yusen knew that the child was talking big and didn't expose him, so he just said, "Okay, then I'll wait."

    Hang up the phone, flew through a row of luxury cars in the parking space, and found the unit building he was going to.

    Although the house here is not as luxurious as Luo Yusen's second ring villa, but it is much better than the dilapidated building he lived in before, Fei Bai stood in the fully transparent viewing elevator, very spineless To think that it is not a loss to be taken care of by Luo Yusen.

    Luo Yusen wanted him to move in today, but his previous rental contract had not expired, so he could only quit the lease early. Feibai thought of the liquidated damages, and felt a little pain. .

    The elevator stopped at the floor he was going to, Feibai took the key from his pocket and opened the door.

    The decoration of the house is still the simple and atmospheric style that Luo Yusen likes. It seems that someone comes to do cleaning regularly, the floor is spotless, and the furniture also exudes a bright luster.

      Walk.

    He doesn't care about anything else, he just wants to see the bedroom.

    There is only one bedroom with a large bed.

    Fei Bai paused for a while, then laughed at himself for being hypocritical.

    Besides, he and Luo Yusen have done everything they should do, so why are you still holding back here?

    But still a little awkward. Fei Bai shook his head and exited the bedroom, thinking of cooking for Luo Yusen at night, and went to visit the kitchen again.

    The kitchen is fully stocked with pots and pans, and there is a large double-door refrigerator, but it is empty inside, which makes Fei Bai feel that it is a waste of electricity.

    Fei Bai left after seeing the house. After class in the afternoon, he returned to his home to simply pack up his things. He did not forget to put the box on the bedside table of the condom he bought when he met Luo Yusen at the convenience store. He also took it, and took a bottle of lubricant with him, and then called the landlord again, saying that he was going to move out in the next two days, and he would be notified when he cleaned up the things.

    After doing all this, Feibai began to concentrate on worrying about cooking at night.

    If you make instant noodles, it is estimated that Luo Yusen fried him.

    Then you can only order takeout and pretend to do it yourself.

    So Feibai clicked on the take-out software, and chose a roast chicken restaurant in a remote location where no one ordered and no physical store. In short, Luo Yusen could never have eaten.

    In the process of waiting for the takeaway, he thought of a serious problem, that is, he can't give Luo Yusen takeout every day for the past six months. It's okay if Luo Yusen is not at home, what if he is at home? Going out to get it, isn't that rushing to reveal the stuffing?

    So lying comes at a cost.

    Fei Bai sighed, feeling that he still had to learn to cook as soon as possible.

    Speaking again, are the requirements of the male college students now so high, even if they sleep with them, they still have to cook?

    Sure enough, in this era of involution, there are three hundred and sixty lines, and the competition is fierce.

    He saw that the takeaway was still an hour away, so he put on his coat and went downstairs, planning to go to the supermarket in the shopping center next to him to buy some ingredients, put some of them in the refrigerator for appearance, and try again He wanted to make something in the pot to give the appearance of overheating.

    Half an hour later, Fei Bai came back with a bag of vegetables, fruits and four crabs.

    I strolled around in the supermarket just now. He felt that crabs were the best of all things with legs. As long as they were cooked in a pot, it was estimated that nothing could go wrong.

    He stuffed vegetables and fruits into the fresh-keeping layer of the refrigerator, then poured four live crabs into a large stainless steel plate, took out a pair of large scissors and began to cut the rubber bands tied to the crab claws.

    The first three crabs were handled smoothly, Feibai cut off the claws of the fourth crab in the mood that he was about to be done, but this one was so full of energy that he was just unshackled Can't wait to climb out of the plate.

    Feibai made a "hey" and wanted to reach out and pull it back, but unexpectedly, the crab grabbed a fruit knife placed beside it while waving its claws.

    "Fuck," Fei Bai was startled, "Are you going to rebel?"

    He said a few words to the crab fearfully, only after he found that the crab ignored him, he was relieved, confirming that the little thing was neither sperm nor transformed, he was still a man who dominated in size and strength absolute superiority of human beings.

    So the human being Feibai, who had an absolute advantage in size and strength, took the crab's fruit knife with big scissors, and drove it back into the saucer.

    He poured cold water into the steamer, poured the crabs into the steamer, and quickly closed the lid to prevent the four multi-legged crustaceans from meeting and escaping the prison.

    As soon as Fei Bai turned on the fire, the phone on the table vibrated, and he hurriedly ran over to pick it up: "Hello, it's my takeout, okay, you wait by the door, I Get down immediately."

    The security measures in the community are strict, and unrelated people are not allowed to enter, not even the takeaway brother. Feibai complained about this inhumane regulation and went out with the key.

    He walked to the gate of the community and saw a delivery boy riding a motorcycle waiting outside. The boy also saw him, and started to confirm the mobile phone number with him from a long distance.

    At this time, I caught a glimpse of a car coming at the intersection more than ten meters away. It looked very similar to Luo Yusen's car. He panicked and ran over to take away the little brother. Takeaway in hand, and then Sayazi sprints back.

    Fei Bai raised the takeaway pocket in his hand and glanced at it, then shouted: "Yes yes yes, it's mine!"

    He used his two feet as hot wheels, and rolled back to his new home out of breath at the same speed as the speed of life and death, opening the door faster than a thief.

    Fei Bai hurriedly opened the cupboard, took out a few dishes, put the food in, then grabbed the plastic lunch boxes and bags and stuffed them into the trash.

    At this time he heard the sound of the keyhole turning.

    Fei Bai stood up and kicked the trash can deep into the kitchen, took a deep breath, walked to the door, and smiled at Luo Yusen: "Senior brother, welcome back."