I got Possessed by the Tentacle God

As Tie Zhu listened to the Tentacle Gods narration, his heart pounded in his chest more rapidly. 'This has a lot in common with the cultivation novels I've read when I was younger! The first people who wrote these novels must have been cultivators themselves or something.' He hypothesised, as he imagined himself as a protagonist of his own world. 'Hahahaha, the Heavens really do have eyes, things might finally start turning my way' He thought to himself giddily.

"W..W..WHAT! This black rock is that valuable?!" he exclaimed after hearing the last words the Tentacle God spoke as both fear and greed appeared in his eyes. Although he was not a greedy person the temptation of so much wealth was simply too shocking, especially considering his background. He knew that the black rock had to be extremely special, however he had no idea it would be worth that much! This however this is exactly what caused fear to seep into his heart. If someone knew that he carried something so valuable they would not hesitate to kill him over it, going to any lengths possible to extort it from him! 'I cannot let anybody know this secret' He resolutely said to himself.

"How can I access the things inside it" He blurted out, after taking some time to recollect his emotions. "Also what should I call you?" He asked as he figured that he would be speaking with him often for who knows how long.

Knowing that Tie Zhu would eventually ask these questions, the Tentacle god replied "To access the Spatial stone is actually pretty simple. To do so you all you have to do is direct some of your spirit essence into it. This enables you to use your mind to see the contents inside and materialise them at will. Before this however you are going to have to establish a blood connection with it, making it so that only you can access the contents inside. If someone else were to take the stone, they would only see it as an ordinary object. This connection will only disappear under two occasions, the first being your death and the second being that you purposefully sever the link by removing your imprint. However before you think of doing any of that you must step into the world of cultivation, where only once reaching the Qi Condensation stage will you be able to input your spiritual essence." He replied.

"As for what you can call me, my name is Wang Yazhu, however you should just call me your master."

Upon hearing that only he would be able to access the contents inside the stone, Tie Zhu breathed a huge sigh of relief as the pressure of someone discovering his secret slowly dissipated. "How can I begin my cultivation then?" He replied immediately, eager to start as soon as possible.

Upon hearing Tie Zhu's eagerness, Wang Yazhu explained "In fact there are countless roads that you can take to step on the road to cultivation. All of which begin with breathing exercises, absorbing the natural Qi from the environment and channelling it through your meridians and into your Dantian. These breathing techniques however are not all created equal, some a lot more advanced than others! Only by choosing the techniques suited to you will you be able to progress with your full potential. Although you can choose to later change your technique in the future, it is best not to do so too late as you will be required to destroy your cultivation base and starting again from nothing! To break through to the Qi Condensation stage you must first break the barrier between the first meridian, the Penetrating vessel and your Dantian, allowing you to build up spiritual energy."

"Since you have a pure Yang body, it would only be natural for you to choose a more advanced technique otherwise you would be wasting your talent, however I have a different proposal. Since you have yet to truly begin your cultivation yet, I suggest that you use the quickest technique to first enter Qi Condensation. Once you reach the Qi condensation stage you can then access the spatial rock where I managed to store a drop of the Blood Essence of a primordial dragon! This will lead to massive improvements in your physical body. Once you do this you can just restart your cultivation, instead this time practising one of the most advanced if not most advanced technique, the Primordial Heavenly Devouring Technique, developed by the Primordial Dragon God himself. The reason why it is so advanced is that He was the only living thing ever known to reach the Pinnacle of Ascended gods not once, but twice! When he restarted his cultivation he used all his wisdom and experience to develop this technique, allowing him to re-enter the stage of Ascended God in only 5000 years, something unheard of within the entire Universe as it would normally take at least 100000 years!"

"!!! Primordial Heavenly Devouring.. What an overbearing name" Tie Zhu thought to himself, excitement running through his veins as he imagined himself on the pinnacle of the world.

"Ever since the Primordial Dragon God ascended twice, the Primordial Dragon race have stood at the pinnacle of the Heavenly Realms, despite the fact that their race only numbers a few hundred! Such a feat is only possible due to that technique that only those with the bloodlines of Primordial dragons can practice. In fact because of that technique it is only a matter of time before they will inevitably reach the stage of Ascended Gods, assuming that their talent is not extremely poor, showing just how overbearing it is." Wang Yazhu continued.

"Since it is so overbearing how did you manage to get a hold of it, and speaking of which how did you come across the blood essence of that dragon.." Tie Zhu replied seeming somewhat suspicious.

'This seems too good to be true, why would he give something that valuable to me?' he secretly thought to himself.'

"To answer your first question, since only Primordial Dragons can practice that technique, its method was not kept too much under secrecy and pretty well known throughout the Ascended Gods as they tried to gain enlightenment from it. The cost of this however was extremely high, as countless treasures were exchanged to those greedy dragons as payment!" He scowled. However on the topic of the blood essence Wang Yazhu paused for a second.

The reason for this was because he was embarrassed, and if he had a face it would be dyed red. This was because a long time a go, when he was just a Tentacle monster at a Divine Warrior rank he himself was raped by a female Primordial Dragon that desperately wanted children of her own! That dragon didn't even bother transforming into her human form and mounted him continuously for 10 years nonstop without giving him a chance to rest! It was the only time in his life that he had been defeated in that way and one that was deeply embedded in his mind. Since then, he instinctively shuddered at any mention of the words female dragon! "Well.. you see.. Lets just say that i'm a father of a half primordial dragon... And as repayment I was rewarded with it.."???????????? He replied solemnly, as memories rushed back to him.

"You might be wondering why I am giving you the blood essence. There are actually two reasons for this. The first is that the quicker you progress, the quicker I can be free, and the second is that even if I was in my original body i wouldn't dare try taking it that way. Primordial Dragons blood is extremely overbearing and those without special constitutions would explode upon fusing themselves with it. You however are special, your Pure Yang body will allow you to assimilate with other races! Now then, what are your thoughts?" He finished.