I Hacked Everything

Chris recalled back into the base and opened up the store. He bought the serrated dirk and tier 1 boots and walked back to the lane where Yassuo was farming.

Both Yassuo and Chris was farming and soon Chris' ult came back.

"Once I use my ult, that Rammus will probably come since he's this Yasuo's bitch. I should just try to poke," Chris mumbled while throwing out his shurikens. Using his utmost concentration, he tried to predict where Yassuo was going to go and threw his shurikens in the direction he felt confident in. After a minute of this constant poking, Yassuo was down to half health.

"Chat, this Zed is f.u.c.k.i.n.g scripting," Yassuo said. In his chatbox, however, his viewers did not believe him.

MinuteLord2000: Blaming everything on scripting, what a loser.

KingofGods: LMAO, I came here because I heard this guy was good, but all I see is complete basura.

Jukecity8: I'm 13 and only played League for 2 years, but I could still beat his a.s.s in League.

When Yassuo looked at the chatbox, he was furious.

"Hey, hey Chat, what do you mean? He's hitting every single shuriken. He has not missed a single one. If that isn't scripting, what else is?"

The chat started to berate Yassuo even more.

IloveAriana: Bitch, you're just bad. Why are you in Masters? You should go back to Bronze.

Kill****: Bullshit. I think he's too tilted from last game LMAO.

As Yassuo saw more people insult him, he started to become less focused on the game.

'This f.u.c.k.i.n.g chat, when I make a good play, they would praise me to the point of even calling me a god, but once I make a tiny mistake, they think I'm some sort of pushover,' Yassuo said as he carelessly walked too close to Chris.

'Oh no!' Yassuo thought as he was trying to get out of the spot he was in.

"Not so fast!" Chris screamed as he quickly put his shadow down and used his ult on Yassuo. He quickly pressed his E, slowing Yassuo. He then threw his shurikens. Once again, Yassuo tried to windwall, but he was too slow and was only able to block one shuriken from hitting him. Chris auto attacked him twice before switching positions with one of the shadows shortening the distance between him and the tower. The second part of Chris' ultimate activated killing Yassuo.

"An enemy has been slain!" The announcer shouted.

"Shit!" Yassuo screamed while slamming at his desk. He threw his headphones and left the room.

Meanwhile, his chat was going crazy.

FortNisgarbage: This Zed is a God!

IamJesus: Yassuo became garbage overnight LMAO!

Chris leveled up and was now a level ahead of Yassuo.

During the entire laning phase, Chris continued killing Yassuo and occasionally the Rammus that attempted to turn the laning phase around, but failed.

[Miss Fortune, I'm coming to gank.]

[Alright thanks, Twitch and Blitzcrank are bitches to deal with.] Miss. Fortune said.

[I'll go in as soon as you come here.] The Leona said.

Chris quickly ran down to the bot lane and as soon as he arrived at the bot lane bush, Leona used her E on Twitch. Seeing this opportunity, Chris quickly put down his shadow in front of Twitch and switched positions. He used his ultimate and with a simply E and Q combo, he killed Twitch. Blitzcrank was trying to run away, but Leona used her ultimate stunning Blitzcrank. Chris quickly caught up and auto attacked him and when all of his skills came back up, he quickly put down his shadow and used his E and Q combo once again killing Blitzcrank.

"Double Kill!" The announcer screamed with even more vigor than when Chris killed Yassuo.

[Alright, let's get this tower.] Chris said. They quickly destroyed the bot lane tower and Chris went back to the base.

Currently, he had Duskblade of Draktharr, Mercury Treads, and a Phage. Using the 1750 gold, a quarter of which he had earned from getting that double kill and the tower, he bought a Black Cleaver.

[Alright guys, let's finish this game. Everyone go mid!] Chris said.

[Alright, my mom said I needed to go eat so let's finish this.] Miss Fortune said.

[I don't know if this is a good idea.] The Malphite jungle said with worry.

[Don't worry, the score is 25-15. We only have to worry about the 5-1 Jayce that I accidentally fed.] The 1/5 Illaoi said while putting up the Vayne "According to Plan" Emote.

They all rushed down mid due to it having a big minion wave. Yassuo noticed this and started to worry.

[Hey guys, come mid, 5 mid.]

[Alright, try to hold them off, I'll go top lane and push.] The Jayce said.

[No, there are 5 of them there and the 10/0 Zed is going to murder us unless you're there!] Yassuo said trying to persuade Jayce from not going top. However, it did not work and Jayce went top lane.

"F.u.c.k!" Yassuo shouted. "Chat, this team is f.u.c.k.i.n.g boosted out of their mind,"

Fortunately, Yassuo was able to gather the rest of the team and they went to the mid lane to guard their inhibitor tower.

When Chris and the rest arrived at the inhibitor tower, Leona used her ultimate stunning Yassuo and the Twitch. Chris used his ultimate on Twitch and when he came back from his marking he put his shadow in front of Twitch and used his E, Q combo killing Twitch.

"An enemy has been slain!" The announcer shouted once again.

"Double Kill!" The announcer screamed with vigor.

Rammus quickly used his E to taunt Chris and used his W to get extra armor. However, after the taunt effect faded, Chris quickly put down his shadow and used his E, Q combo. This took down 30% of Rammus' health. Chris' entire team started to use their skills on Rammus and Chris was able to get the last hit using his shuriken.

"Triple Kill!" The announcer shouted with even more vigor.

Blitzcrank tried to run away, but Leona's Q stopped him and once again the entire team started to hit him with all their skills available. Chris was able to kill Blitzcrank with an autoattack.

"Quadrakill!" The announcer shouted as if she had won the Olympics.

Seeing that his team all died, Jayce quickly teleported to a minion that was close to the Nexus tower. When he came he stood by the Nexus towers to defend it. When Chris and his team destroyed both the tower and the inhibitor, they went to the Nexus tower to end the game. Chris saw that the enemy Jayce was the at base and pinged at him. Malphite quickly used his Q, slowing down Jayce. Leona then used her E and stunned Jayce. Illaoi used her E and continuously hit his vessel leaving Jayce with only 37% of his health. Chris finished him off by putting down his shadow and using his E, Q combo.

"PENTAKILL!" The announcer screamed loudly as if she had won a war.

"YES!!!!!!!" Chris screamed as well. "My first pentakill in ages!"

"NOOOOOOO!" Yassuo screamed in despair. "If that Jayce listened to me, we would've won that fight!"

The blue victory sign popped up with great animation and Chris was elated to see this.

-Host has completed the quest: Win a Game! 5000 Hacker Points have been awarded and a Regular Lottery Ticket has been awarded. Host now has 1 Golden Lottery Ticket and 4 Regular Lottery Tickets.-

'Nice,' Chris replied.