I Have a Big Problem with My Hogwarts

This year's school opening banquet was as lavish as ever.

The three of them separated after entering the auditorium. They usually ate together at the long table in Ravenclaw, but on the day when the school was to hold the sorting ceremony, they obviously had to return to their academy seats.

Hermione still didn't see Harry and Ron, her face was very bad, and she was in a very bad mood.

The long table on the high platform of the auditorium was as full of professors as every year, and there was a new face, Gilderoy Lockhart.

The star wizard didn't wear his fancy forget-me-not blue robe today, but an ordinary black robe, and he didn't have that creepy smile on his face, but seemed very interested. Talking with Professor Flitwick next to him.

There's nothing special about this year's Sorting Ceremony, except for the admission of Ginny Weasley and Luna Lovegood in Harry Potter's Three Golden Flowers.

However, they are still young, so there is not much to be concerned about.

Halfway through the sorting ceremony, Snape and Dumbledore lowered their heads and whispered a few words on the professor's bench, and then left the auditorium. "Lockhart" saw this scene, smiled and did not ask more, but continued Discuss with Professor Flitwick about emotional control over spell release.

"Wizards need emotions to use magic spells, but it doesn't mean that the stronger the better. Strong emotions will make the magic spell more effective, but it will also make it difficult for wizards to control their magic, so when using magic, smart Wizards always have a degree of control on their own, maximizing the effect of the spell, and at the same time better controlling it."

"So is a spell like the Patronus Charm, which is very dependent on the wizard's emotions, an exception?"

"No, there is no magic spell. To be successful, the Patronus Spell needs to be happy enough, but if you want to condense this spell into the shape of an animal, you also need the wizard's conscious control. To put it bluntly, we don't want to. Let your emotions outweigh your intellect."

Some things are too esoteric and high-end. Professor Flitwick will naturally not talk about such advanced use of spells in his spells class, but "Lockhart" discusses it in the name of mutual communication between teachers. Professor Wei can naturally talk more in-depth.

"Thank you for sharing, Professor Flitwick, you are very knowledgeable." "Lockhart" thanked him with a smile.

It was not the first time that Professor Flitwick came into contact with Lockhart. He had been his professor before, but at that time, Lockhart left him with a really bad impression. .

"It doesn't matter Lockhart, I have also read some of your works. It seems that after graduating from Hogwarts, you have changed a lot of your bad habits, and you have also gained high attainments in dealing with black magic creatures."

Although Lockhart is a liar, his stories are true, otherwise he would not have been able to deceive so many people in the magic world, and even the badge of the Merlin Order can be obtained.

After the sorting ceremony, the entrance banquet officially started.

While the little wizards were enjoying the food, Snape, who had left at the branch, suddenly came back. He seemed to be in a very good mood. He came to the professor's long table and whispered a few words to Professor McGonagall, then McGonagall. The professor's face became extremely bad, and he followed Snape away with a livid face.

Not long after the two of them left the auditorium, Dumbledore also left the long table silently, apparently to deal with what Snape and Professor McGonagall had just passed by.

"Lockhart", who saw this scene, knew very well that Harry and Ron should have arrived at school in the flying car and were caught by Snape.

He had no idea about this episode, but turned his head and stared at the long table in Slytherin with a black face.

"Lynn" was struggling to pluck a chicken leg from a whole chicken, and she was as excited as if a rabbit was plucking radishes from her own field. She still had half a pork knuckle in her mouth. There are also various pieces of meat piled up like hills on the plate.

Half of the little snakes there were stunned and stunned by "Lynn"'s unrestrained eating. She looked like she hadn't eaten any meat at home all summer vacation. All the meat that the month lacks will be made up.

"Lin", who was eating and drinking, suddenly felt a murderous look. She suddenly stopped her movements alertly, stared around to find the source of her gaze, and then met "Lockhart" on the high platform. "The professor's eyes met.

Professor "Lockhart" looked at her with a slight smile that seemed gentle, but made "Lynn" shudder.

Immediately, she gave up the chicken legs that hadn't been torn off for a long time, swallowed the pork knuckle in her mouth whole, and threw the bones on the dining table, then sat upright, quiet like a gentleman, and the mess in front of her seemed to be all over the place. Not her fault.

Dumbledore was soon back in the Great Hall, and the dinner was over soon after.

The little wizards who have had enough to eat and drink are listening to his annual Defense Against the Dark Arts professor introduction project. This year's Professor Lockhart is extremely popular, especially by the little witches, and the applause in the auditorium is very warm.

Then the school song was sung in a mess, and the entrance banquet was over.

The old students from various colleges returned to their dormitories chatting about the topics they had just finished talking about. The news that Harry and Ron came to school in flying cars had spread, and many people saw them on the train.

The Gryffindor kids cheered, they were all a bunch of leather monkeys, and of course they yearned for something so cool and fun.

The newly appointed Professor "Lockhart" also ended his discussion of the magic spell with Professor Flitwick, and walked to the professor's office that belonged to him alone.

The place where the professors live and the office in Hogwarts is the same place, but it is divided into two rooms, the outer one is used for work, and the inner one is used for daily living.

To be honest, if there is such a thing as a haunted house in Hogwarts Castle, then the most haunted place is undoubtedly the current Defence Against the Dark Arts professor's office. It has changed many owners over the decades, and no one can live there. Most of the people who have lived here for two years have either entered Azkaban or died in this position.

Especially last year, Voldemort also lived here for a year while possessing Quirrell in disguise.

Professor "Lockhart" came to the office to close the door, and then removed the disguise Mags from his body and turned into his original face.

No surprise, the fake "Lockhart" professor was of course Lynn.

Right after he got off the Hogwarts Express and Cedric and the others separated, he transformed into Lockhart and was about to attend the opening dinner as a professor.

As for who Lynn appeared in front of the public, just by looking like she was reincarnated from a starvation ghost at the dinner party, those who were a little familiar with it would know that she was actually a hamster.

Just when Lynn was about to clean up the office, there was a sudden knock on the door, and at the same time a familiar voice lowered his voice and shouted through the door.

"Lynn, it's me."

Lynn opened the door with a dark face, then stretched out his head and looked outside twice, making sure that there was no one else in the corridor before dragging in the other self standing outside.

"Didn't I tell you before? Don't call me Lynn when you get to Hogwarts, call me Professor Lockhart."

After Xiaobu entered the door, he regarded it as his own home, and collapsed on the guest sofa in the office as if he had lost his bones.

"Oh, oh, there's no one else here."

"Since there is no one else, then you should stop holding my face and change it back for me."

"The compound decoction is very inconvenient, and I can't change it back when I want it, and I have to wait for it to end its efficacy."

Lynn reached out and wanted to knock her on the head, but she was holding her own face now, and knocking herself made Lynn feel a little twisted, so he gave up the idea and changed to preaching directly.

"What's going on at the dinner party tonight? It's lawless if no one cares? You eat like a starving ghost reincarnated. If you don't know, you will think that I abused you at home during the summer vacation and gave you cabbage leaves every day. "

"I made a mistake, I promise I won't dare next time." Xiaobu's bachelor admitted that he was wrong. As for whether she dared next time, I don't know.

"You have been following me all the time. You should be familiar with the way you behave and speak. You should pretend to be a little bit like. If you are discovered, you will be paraded on the street. I will not reveal my identity. You spoke."

"Ah! You are so ruthless, Lynn."

"Then you should be careful, don't just think about eating and eating all day long. You should come to Hogwarts next year. If you are so stupid that you can't learn magic, I will see what you will do."

"Then I can only be persuaded to return home to watch TV every day and wait for Lynn to raise me." Xiaobu said spinelessly.

Lynn was annoyed by her lack of ambition.

"You sound like you're looking forward to it? I'm your brother, not your father, nor your future husband! If you're dismissed by Hogwarts, I'll kick you out of the house! You wait and sleep on the street. !"

"Okay, okay."

After living with Lynn for two years, Xiaobu became more and more confident. At first, when she saw Lynn buy an owl, she was afraid that he would throw herself away. Now she understands that he is just talking about it. Just talk, don't leave yourself alone.

I don’t know if it’s because of the wrong name, but Lynn found that Xiaobu was really getting more and more housebound. He usually stayed at home and watched TV. Some time ago, he also saw a FC game console (red and white) in a magazine. ), eagerly asked Lynn if she could have this for this year's Christmas present, she would really become a dry girl at this rate.

So one of the purposes of bringing Xiaobu to Hogwarts this year is to prevent her from staying at home every day and not thinking about progress.

"Didn't you always want a game console?" Lynn said suddenly in a kidnapping voice.

Xiaobu immediately jumped up from the sofa and looked at Lynn brightly: "You promised to buy it for me?"

"It's not impossible to buy. After all, you are still a child. After you finish your studies, of course you need entertainment. However, you have to meet my requirements." Lynn raised her eyebrows at her and said.

"Be obedient, don't overeating?" Xiaobu asked while biting his fingers.

"This is not a requirement, this is what you should have done." Now that the efficacy of the compound decoction has passed, Lynn can finally tap her head with her fingers.

"My requirements are also very simple. Now I want to be a professor. There are seven grades in Hogwarts, and there are a lot of classes every week, so you have to pretend to be me for a long time. During this time, you have to learn magic in advance. You can come to me, go to the library, or ask other teachers for advice. I will give you an exam at the end of the semester, and if you pass the exam, I will buy you a game console."

Xiaobu's expression was a little struggling. She had never been exposed to any other magic except an innate Animagus. Besides, she was now in the third grade instead of Lynn, and she didn't learn it from scratch. She didn't know Lynn. What is the final standard, which makes her feel that the possibility of her meeting the final standard is very low.

Lynn saw her dilemma and told her the difficulty of the exam in advance.

"Don't worry, it won't be difficult. At most, it's the level of the normal first-year final exam at Hogwarts. Besides, you won't lose anything if you give it a try."

After hearing him say that, Xiaobu finally made up his mind.

"Then let's just say it, you can't go back!"

"When did I lie to you? Of course I won't go back on what I said."

Xiaobu seems to have already thought of the good life in the future when she gets the game console. Then she will bring the game console to Hogwarts. Kira is going to look after the house. If Lynn and her are not going to class together, then she will Don't you want to play how you want?

It only takes one semester of hard work, and one semester of hard work will pay off!

Lynn was packing the books on the desk. He saw Xiaobu's foolish figure in a state of fantasy from the corner of his eye, and he could naturally guess what her mental plan was.

Thinking of getting the game console and going to Hogwarts next year to be liberated?

What a joke, in the magical castle of Hogwarts, all the electronic devices are out of order, and the game console can only be played at home for two months during the summer vacation, and it can only be brought to school. Iron box used.

After all, she is still a little girl, how can she beat him, the Great Demon King Lynn?

Lynn quickly tidied up everything in the office, and then went to the professor's dormitory at the back to replace the beds with his own.

This was where Quirrell lived last year, just that pillow, who knows if Voldemort buried his face in it every day?

He didn't want to kill Lynn by having an indirect, intimate contact with the Dark Lord.

Xiaobu didn't leave either. She was afraid of living alone in Lynn's dormitory, so she turned into a hamster and slept on the sofa.

There is a Defense Against the Dark Arts class tomorrow morning, and Lynn goes to bed early. He has full confidence in teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts, whether it is the seventh grade or the first grade.