I Have a Big Problem with My Hogwarts

"Beautiful September, the sun is just right, we gathered at Hogwarts Castle in the Scottish region of the northern part of Great Britain to celebrate the opening of the first Magic Athletics Games"

Jordan held the host manuscript in his hand, and before he was halfway through reading, his whole face twisted and squeezed together, and he couldn't read any more.

"Who wrote this manuscript? What kind of bullshit writing? I request the host to take off the manuscript!"

Flint stared at him blankly.

"This is a manuscript written by the chairman of the student union, Professor Lynn Bellock, what's the matter? Do you have any comments?"

Immediately, Jordan exclaimed excitedly as if the Beijing opera changed his face.

"This manuscript is amazing! I have studied the host manuscript for so many years, and I have never seen a more exciting article than this one! Sure enough, Professor Belloc is capable of writing and martial arts! A genius in the world!"

"Jordan!"

Professor McGonagall called out his name behind him, stopping his sycophancy.

"Okay, now that the music is playing, the first thing that came to us was four students from the four colleges forming a guard of honor. They were majestic and heroic, guarding the flag with the Hogwarts four-animal school emblem together. came to us with neat and powerful steps.”

The little wizards sitting in the stands leaned out their upper bodies excitedly and forgot to look under the auditorium. The previous Quidditch matches started directly. There was no opening ceremony. Joyful activity.

Jordan held the manuscript in his hand, and the more he read it, his voice trembled uncontrollably, and goose bumps appeared on his body involuntarily.

To be honest, without a face thicker than a city wall, ordinary people really can't read such an embarrassing host manuscript.

".The house that walked towards us first was the Hufflepuff house that was lucky enough to draw the first one to enter. Speaking of this, I have to strongly condemn the stinky hand of the discipline committee chairman Percy Weasley He actually drew the bottom one for Gryffindor! Wouldn’t a majestic chairman of the Disciplinary Committee open the back door to his own academy during the lottery!”

"Professor Bellock personally draws the order of Slytherin House, ranking second to last. If you can really open the back door, you Gryffindors can still get your turn?" Flint said disdainfully.

Professor McGonagall clenched his fists and angrily warned the two hosts on the stage.

"You two are enough!"

"Ahem, cough, look, the Hufflepuff students are majestic and heroic! Their steps are firm and favorable, and every step represents their determination to win! Leading their team at the front is their house's mascot, Hercules Chippaqi Badger! This represents the Hufflepuff's tenacity and friendly and optimistic personality, and expresses their perseverance, indomitable and unyielding Hufflepuff spirit! Well, this manuscript is really good. Ouch! Sorry , I didn't mean to insult Hufflepuff, it's just that the sausage in the morning was too greasy and made me feel sick."

While he was covering his mouth, Flint took over the script of the host. Although her voice was not as cheerful as Jordan's, it gave off a more calm and professional feeling.

"Okay everyone, forget about that useless male host, I will continue to host for you.

Following Hufflepuff and walking towards us is Ravenclaw College, which is famous for its wisdom. Ravenclaw students are mostly girls, so their points in this sports meeting are all focused on the women's sports. . This group of girls looks heroic, as high-spirited as eagles in the sky! The one leading their team is the Ravenclaw Eagle, the mascot of their college. It is said that Professor Flitwick made this suit specially for them. Although it is ugly, it also represents Professor Flitwick's A heart that loves students. This makes me look forward to the mascot of Slytherin, they will not really come up with a Slytherin snake with two arms and two legs, right? "

The girl revealed her true nature without saying a few words. Seeing Professor McGonagall's eyes getting worse and worse, she hastily snorted softly and became "calm" again.

But what she said was indeed correct. The mascots of each college were the animals represented by the college, and all of them were doll suits made by the students of each college spontaneously, and put on themselves.

Hufflepuff's badger was okay before, after all, badgers are not very good-looking creatures, but Ravenclaw's eagle is really ugly.

I don't know if Professor Flitwick's aesthetics are like this, or the eagle's doll costume is really hard to make. Anyway, the Ravenclaw eagle with only a pair of plump wings looks ugly.

"Everyone! Here you are! You read that right! Now the phalanx of Slytherin wizard athletes is coming towards you! They are tall and handsome! They are dignified and beautiful! Oh! And that Slytherin snake floating in the sky! It is so noble, cold-blooded and proud! It looks just like the real thing."

As soon as the Slytherin phalanx came out, Flint's voice suddenly became intoxicated and full of emotion. It was completely different from the host who hosted the Hufflepuff phalanx before, and wrote to Lynn without authorization. Exaggerated descriptions are added to the manuscript.

However, the image of Slytherin is indeed much better than that of the previous two colleges. The mascot is also made lifelike. Instead of being put on a person to act as a snake walking on the road, it is magically cast on the ground. heaven.

"Hmph, that's actually it." After getting used to it, Jordan spoke again and took over the presidency. When he said this, his eyes happened to meet Lynn in the Slytherin phalanx.

Lynn, of course, also participated in the Games, and is now in the Slytherin square.

"Ah! I mean really good!"

Under Flint's contemptuous gaze, Jordan immediately changed his face without changing his expression, and at the same time diverted his attention from Gryffindor, who appeared behind Slytherin.

"The Gryffindor phalanx is on the stage! Look at the mighty lion, which means that the Gryffindor athletes will also go forward bravely like a lion and win great results! To be honest, it's not that I'm partial to my school, I'm I really think Gryffindor will win the best house in this sports meeting, and I also bet 8 silver Sickles with Morrison, and I bet that Gryffindor will win."

"Jordan! Get out of here!"

Accompanied by the roar of Mr. McGonagall, the cheers of the little Hogwarts wizards, and the Weasley twins in the Gryffindor team threw two colorful eggs into the sky, which exploded and flew all over the sky. The entrance ceremony is over.