I Have a Big Problem with My Hogwarts

"Kiss me."

Lynn's tone was calm, as flat as saying "Try this piece of candy".

Beside him, Ian squirted out the pumpkin juice that he hadn't just drunk into his mouth. Cedric stared at Lynn dumbfounded, and the chicken leg in his mouth fell to the table with a "click".

Hermione didn't react immediately, she was taken aback for a moment, wondering if she didn't hear clearly just now.

"You, what did you say?"

Lynn is still that old well without waves.

"Kiss me, the right cheek is fine, don't kiss me wrong."

This time Hermione finally heard it clearly, and she was completely stunned, a blush dyed her neck visible to the naked eye, and then, like the morning glow on the horizon at sunrise, it kept hitting her face It spread, and didn't stop until the redness reached the base of the ears.

Hermione's body was trembling, the movement was very slight, but it was obvious that she was trembling uncontrollably.

She pressed her lips tightly, as if she was about to ooze blood, as if she wanted to say something, but she didn't say it for a long time.

Lynn looked at her and tilted her head in doubt.

"Is there any difficulty for you in doing so? If so, I'll ask someone else."

As soon as Lynn's words came out, Hermione immediately looked like a cat with frizzy fur. She pointed at Lynn with trembling fingers, and said in a frenzy.

"You are shameless!"

"The face is still necessary. The prerequisite for making the first impression when meeting people is to look at the other person's face. A beautiful face will make people happy and involuntarily generate good feelings, while an ugly face will make others subconsciously avoid or Alienation. Objectively speaking, my face should be of the extremely beautiful kind, so how could I not want such a thing that is beneficial to me. "

Lynn said seriously.

When he said that, Hermione was even more angry for some reason.

Lynn looks reasonable now, but in fact he is not reasonable at all.

Hermione couldn't compete with him, so she could only cover her face in the end, didn't even eat dinner, turned her head and ran out of the auditorium.

Looking at the back of her running away, Lin En squeezed his chin and turned back to the dining table.

"Did I be a little thoughtless just now?"

Ian and Cedric looked at him with Kamito's eyes.

"What aspect of yourself do you feel lacking in consideration?" Cedric asked cautiously.

Lynn forked herself a grilled sausage.

"I didn't take into account that girls might feel shy when they talked about this matter, especially in front of so many people. In this case, she would probably agree to something that she half-heartedly agreed to. There is definitely no way to agree."

His voice was very calm, as if he was analyzing why monkeys climbed trees.

"So you dislike the two of us for delaying your business?" Ian complained expressionlessly.

Lynn also answered him blankly.

"From an objective point of view, it is true."

"It's over, Lynn is hopeless." Cedric cried with a sad face.

Ian put his hand on Lynn's forehead.

"Are you sure you don't have a fever and are confused?"

"If a high fever does not subside for a long time, it is likely to cause some disturbances in the nervous system function of the brain, the most common of which is reduced response, very tired and listless. If the high fever is severe and there is no Get effective treatment, but also lead to some convulsions, or nonsense.

But now I am obviously very conscious, neither convulsions nor exhaustion, so it is not correct to say that I have a fever and be confused. "

Cedric and Ian glanced at each other, both seeing the bewilderment in each other's eyes.

"His phenomenon is worse than fever and confusion!"

"What? Shall we send him to Madam Pomfrey?"

Lynn thwarts their attempt.

"Don't worry, I know that my current condition is not very normal, but this is not a disease, and I don't need any medical treatment. It will get better in a few days."

Even though he said so, Cedric and Ian were still not at ease with him. They felt that Lynn was in a shameless and invincible situation and could do anything.

After dinner, Lynn walked straight out of the auditorium to go back to her dormitory.

On the way, he thought seriously if he found Hermione alone in an empty corner tomorrow and asked her to kiss him, would it be possible for her to agree.

After careful deduction, he finally came to the conclusion that the probability of Hermione agreeing to him was less than 5%, and the probability of hugging his arm and biting him was more than 90%.

Biting and kissing are two completely different concepts. Lynn doesn't think his emotions will fluctuate too much after being bitten by Hermione. After all, he is not a pervert.

One day has passed, and the current stripping value has dropped to 83.1%. His previous judgment time is still somewhat underestimated.

If it falls at the normal speed, it will take at least 4 days for the peeling value to return to 0.

Just as Lynn was thinking like this while walking towards Slytherin's underground lounge, he suddenly saw a vague figure at the corner of an empty corridor.

Lynn narrowed his eyes, and began to calculate the possibility of being attacked in Hogwarts, but before he could calculate the result, the petite figure walked into the range of the candlelight from the shadows .

After seeing the person coming, Lynn let go of his guard, because the possibility of Hermione attacking him was 0% in his calculation.

"What are you doing here?" he asked.

Hermione pursed her lips and said nothing, the orange candlelight reflected on her rosy face, she looked lovely.

She tugged at the hem of her robe, kneading the fabric like her tangled heart.

The girl seemed to be tearing up the corner of her clothes, and finally made up her mind. She trotted to Lin En's side, then poked her head over, and touched Lin En's left cheek lightly with her lips. for a moment.

"You are not allowed to look for other girls, do you hear me?"

Hermione seemed to be trying to make her voice fierce, but her voice was visibly vibrating, making Lynn feel like she was a rabbit who was protecting a carrot and said "this is mine".

"Understood." Lynn's answer sounded obedient, which satisfied Hermione.

Then the rabbit, having declared its sovereignty and reinserted the carrots in the ground, fled.

Lynn didn't move, he stayed where he was, with his face still so calm, he reached out and touched the left cheek that Hermione had just kissed.

"I told her to kiss the right cheek, why did she kiss the left cheek?"

He was talking to himself in the empty hallway.

On the panel, the current emotional peeling value has changed to 31.5% at some point.

As long as the update is early, yesterday's is not considered a broken chapter\u0026lt;(￣︶￣)\u0026gt;