I Have a Big Problem with My Hogwarts

"One fish, two fish, three fish, four fish Oh! These two fish are kissing!"

Xiao Bu squatted in front of the fish bucket and shouted in surprise.

"Aren't they going to have babies soon, then I'll have fish roe to eat!"

Lin En, who was fishing by the river, turned his head and looked at her speechlessly, thinking that this was something a teenage girl could say.

Hermione, who was setting up a grill beside her, corrected Xiaobu.

"Kissing can't make fish pregnant, and even if you can get pregnant, it's impossible for fish roe to appear so soon for you to eat."

Little buried a face of regret.

"It's a pity, but after I eat them, they can still give birth to baby fish in my stomach. Can I eat these two fish, Lynn?"

"Do you want to eat two more? Unless you only eat fish, then these two fish will belong to you."

"That's impossible, I want to eat grilled chicken wings, grilled corn, grilled chicken legs, grilled sausages, grilled potatoes, grilled steak, and grilled pork belly!"

"Then you can only eat one fish!"

Xiao Bu felt even more regretful, she stared at the two fish still kissing in the bucket and muttered softly.

"It's so pitiful, you will be eaten by different people soon, and you can't die together if you die."

Today is the seventh day of the holiday.

As soon as he got home, Lynn made a plan for the family to go out for a summer trip with Hermione today.

It's not a good thing to let Xiao Bu stay at home all the time. She spends more and more time staring at the TV. Lin En is afraid that she hasn't read the book for a few years, so she puts on her glasses.

The place where they played was not very far from home, just by the river in a small rural town near London. Kira came to explore the spot in advance, and then used apparition to bring them here together with people and things.

Although there are enough ingredients, fishing is also a kind of fun.

It's just that Xiaobu can't experience this kind of fun.

She had just sat on the small bench for two minutes holding her own fishing rod, scratching her ears and cheeks like a monkey and couldn't bear it.

He threw away the fishing rod and ran aside to catch frogs and play with mud for a while, and now he ran to the bucket to play with the fish Lynn caught.

Hermione would be busy laying out the blanket, taking out the ingredients, and setting up the grill again.

After catching the sixth fish, Lynn threw the fishing rod to Qila and asked him to continue fishing, while he drove away Xiaobu who was about to kill those poor fish with stones. Give them a good time.

Watching Lin En disembowel her "new friend", Xiao Bu couldn't help but pretend to cover her eyes, acting as an explanation.

"Wicked Lynn was like the bad witch in the story, who scaled the poor fish, slit their bellies open with a knife, and ripped out their entrails! Oh! That fish still It's not dead! It's moving! It's moving! It's a miracle of life! But I suggest you hit it on the head again."

"If you continue to babble, I'll hit your head!"

Lynn stared at her fiercely and said.

Xiao Bu put her hips on her hips and hummed twice. Of course she knew that Lynn was trying to scare her. After living together for four years, Lynn would only talk verbally every time at most, but never hit her.

However, she also understood the principle of letting it go as soon as it was good, and turned around to cling to Hermione who was studying how to start a fire.

From a long distance away, Lynn heard her come up with a bad idea, saying that the barbecue oil should be poured on the charcoal, so that it would be easier to ignite.

After Lin En finished handling the fish in his hand, he also came over to help light the fire.

"The oil is used to ignite the fire. What do we use for barbecue? Use the fat on your body?"

He cast a flame spell on the pair of charcoals, and immediately flames burst from them.

Xiao Bu pinched his slender arm and showed off.

"I don't have fat on me!"

Lynn ignored her and greased the skewers before cooking their lunch on the grill.

Hermione looked at Lynn's fingers in surprise, it was the first time she saw Lynn cast a spell without a stick.

"Will you not be caught by the Ministry of Magic using magic outside the school?"

Director Auror is mine now, am I still afraid of this?

Of course, Lin En could only think about such arrogant words in his heart, and would not say them directly.

"Don't worry, it's fine for me to use it like this, but you can't. If you get caught, it's a big deal. Maybe nothing will happen now, but it's not a good thing to keep a handle."

"Is there any technique for casting spells without a wand? Can I master it if I practice hard?"

"I can't master it, it depends on talent."

Lynn said cheekily, as if the Grindelwald family ring around his neck did not exist at all.

Lunch started off well, and Lynn was a veteran in the kitchen anyway, with no accidents of burning anything or making it unpalatable.

It's a pity that Xiaobu is not satisfied at all, his mouth is full of oil from the barbecue, and then he opens his mouth and says he wants dessert after dinner.

Lin En picked up a lettuce leaf for her with a smile, lightly pointed his finger on it and said.

"What dessert do you want?"

"Strawberry Pudding!"

"Then it's strawberry pudding now."

It's not that Xiao Bu is brainless, she looked at Lin En like a fool.

"You've told me stories about deceiving a deer before, so now you're referring to a lettuce leaf to assert your authority over a strawberry pudding?"

Lynn tapped her on the head.

"I still need to show my authority in front of you in this way? If I tell you to taste it, you can try it. If it doesn't taste like strawberry pudding, I'll ask Qila to go home and bring you ten pieces of real pudding back."

Hearing this, Xiao Bu reluctantly took a bite of the lettuce leaf in Lynn's hand, and her eyes lit up before she took two bites.

"It really tastes like strawberry pudding! Did you turn the pudding into lettuce leaves?"

Lynn folded his arms and snorted twice, but didn't tell the truth.

Xiao Bu held up the miraculous lettuce leaf and handed it to Hermione's mouth, insisting that she try it too.

As a result, Hermione tasted like grilled fish.

She was still savoring Lynn's craftsmanship, and felt that his grilled fish was really good.

After that, Xiao Bu kept pestering Lin En, wanting him to teach her this trick, but Lin En kept hanging on her and refused to agree.

It's not that I don't want to, but I'm afraid that Xiaobu is young and ignorant, and she will use it indiscriminately after learning it. Who knows what strange things she will eat.

They stayed out until the sun was setting before returning home.

Lynn wasn't idle when he got home.

He came to his bedroom, staring at the robes in the wardrobe, thinking about which one would be more suitable for the uncle who followed Dumbledore to meet him tomorrow.

That's right, he promised Dumbledore to meet his great-uncle, and the time would be tomorrow.