I Have No Interest In Devil Fruit

〖This is a small fishing village. 〗

〖Since about a year ago...a pirate ship has been docked at the port. 〗

〖The east wind is blowing. 〗

〖The village is always peaceful. 〗

...

"Hey, Luffy, what do you want?"

The red-haired pirates looked at the boy standing on the dragon-shaped bow.

"Humph!"

The boy in the village, the seven-year-old Monkey D. Luffy stood imposingly on the dragon's head, holding a short knife and grinning, and announced, "I'm not kidding with you! I'm already very angry!" Yes! I will prove it to you!"

"Haha, okay, just prove it!"

Shanks on the deck raised his fists and booed loudly while watching the excitement, "But I'm not responsible for the consequences!"

"Luffy, he's being funny again..." The hooded member of the pirate group smiled easily, but soon he and his companions couldn't relax, and couldn't laugh anymore, because that boy Luffy is really serious !

With a puff of a knife, he slashed under his own left eye, and blood spattered!

"It hurts me to death!!"

"You...you idiot! What are you doing?!"

"It hurts!!"

"It hurts you to cut yourself with a knife?!"

...

After a while of confusion, everyone treated Luffy's injuries.

Although this kid used self-harm to prove his determination and courage, no matter how you look at it, he seems to be out of his mind... But after this incident, the people of the red-haired pirates did not call Luffy anymore Anyone who wants to be a pirate is talking like a child.

From the original level of listening to the wind as if you didn't hear it, to the level of making fun of it after hearing it.

At this moment, in Miss Makino's bar, everyone in the Red Hair Pirates is making fun of the pistachio Luffy from the small fishing village.

"Cheers to Luffy's courage!"

"Haha, cheers, fellows—hey, that's my meat! That's my wine, too!"

In the bar, all the pirates were laughing and joking. Miss Makino put a Band-Aid on the knife wound under Luffy's left eye, and said with a tearful smile, "Ah, I don't feel any pain anymore."

Shanks scolded with sharp teeth: "Nonsense! Don't do this kind of thing again!"

Luffy didn't seem to hear, he opened his arms and said happily: "I'm not afraid of getting hurt at all! Next time take me out to sea and be a pirate!"

It's a pity that Shanks still made fun of him, thinking that a kid like him who couldn't even learn to swim couldn't be a pirate.

Fatty Lackey Lu, sniper Jesus Bu and others raised their glasses shoulder to shoulder, ate meat, laughed, booed and bragged about their wonderful life of pirate adventures, every day is happy, every island is Never seen before, everyone is interesting, every kind of wine and every kind of meat is unforgettable for a lifetime...

Luffy's eyes lit up as he listened!

Shanks poured cold water on it with a spoon in his mouth, and sighed, "Stop talking nonsense."

A red-haired member said with a smile: "I think this kid is not bad, captain, let's take him out to sea for a try."

Another agreed, "Me too."

Lagi Lu, Jesus Bu and other old crew members also smiled, as if they were about to refuse.

Luffy was about to get excited, but Shanks said, "In that case, someone will get off the ship."

"Oh, then it's all right!" Hearing this, Lagi Lu, Jesus Bu and the others simply hooked their shoulders and turned around to drink.

Luffy was so angry, "Aren't you going to speak for me?!"

"In short, you're not qualified enough." Shanks sat cross-legged in front of the bar and smiled, "At least ten years later."

Luffy said angrily: "What's the matter! Wouldn't it be cooler if you grew up on a pirate ship?!"

"..." Shanks didn't tease Luffy when he heard the words, but just smiled and said nothing.

Jesus, who hadn't gone far, stretched out his head, "Lynch wasn't even a few years older than Luffy, and he's already roaming the seas, right? Now he's become a great big shot..."

"Who is that?" Luffy asked curiously.

Shanks stuck out his tongue and made a face, "A childish brat like you can't compare with such a powerful guy!"

"Dare to underestimate me and beat you up!"

Luffy didn't care about Lynch and Shuqi anymore, and rushed to tear Shanks with his teeth and claws. Of course, Shanks quickly suppressed him with one hand.

At the back of the bar, Makino served a piece of Luffy’s favorite Baibao rice—that is, the former Justice Meal was renamed—and a Shanks’ food and drink, and smiled softly: “You two are really close. Okay, you're hungry, let's eat something."

Lu Fei started to eat angrily, "I don't know if the relationship is good or not, I think he just likes to play with me."

Shanks laughed so hard that Luffy stared and said, "Makino, look."

Makino smiled even more happily.

Luffy was so angry that his stomach became even hungrier, and he quickly swept away all the treasure rice, and he went around looking for other edibles...

At this moment, the door of the small bar was kicked open—bang!

The pirates in the bar felt strange, and looked at the door one after another, only to see a group of figures blocking the other side, pouring into the small bar from the outside... The leader was a man wearing a red long coat, with a black hair bun, waist A middle-aged man with a western sword hanging between them.

"We are bandits." The middle-aged man said with a sly smile, "We are not here to make trouble today, but to buy wine. Give me ten barrels of wine."

Luffy, who was eating a strange purple fruit, looked at the group.

Makino was a little nervous, but the wine in the store had already been drank up by the red-haired pirates who can drink...

The bandit leader Sig was quite unhappy when he heard this, and turned his head to stare at Shanks who was calmly drinking and eating meat at the bar beside him.

Shanks didn't take it seriously, and said with a smile: "I'm really sorry, it seems that we drank all the wine. I'm sorry. ——If you don't mind, I'll give you this bottle. I haven't even opened the bottle cap yet." Passing a bottle of wine next to the plate to Sig, Sig was speechless, what kind of idiot is this? He smashed the wine bottle with a fist, and the wine splashed all over Shanks.

Makino covered her mouth in surprise; the bandits smiled maliciously; everyone in the red-haired pirates watched silently, waiting for the captain's order, any order; The purple fruit under it is stuffed—what the hell, it’s really unpalatable! !

"You boy, who do you think I am? Eat your leftover wine?"

Sig held up his wet fist full of wine, and threatened viciously, "I am a first-level wanted criminal with a bounty of 8 million Baileys. He has killed fifty-six people, and every one of them is like you. Idiots, many of them are bullshit pirates... Do you hear me clearly? Pirates fleeing here and there in the sea dare to provoke us pirates... It makes me laugh so hard."

Shanks, who was drenched in wine, squatted down and picked up the broken wine bottle as if he didn't hear it, "I'm so sorry, Makino, do you have a rag?"

Makino hurriedly said: "It's okay, I'll wipe it myself later—"

Clang!

The bandit Sig suddenly drew his sword, chopped up the empty wine bottles and dinner plates left on the bar, and the things fell to the floor in a mess.

"It seems that you like sweeping the floor very much. Now you can enjoy it!" Sig sneered and mocked. After waiting for two seconds, only the red-haired pirate and the pirates in the room did not move. The one who was angry and gritted his teeth couldn't see it. He suddenly felt lonely as a master. He drew his sword and looked around in a daze. He shook his head and turned around and sighed, "Hmph, a bunch of cowards... goodbye."

The bandits left. In the small bar, Makino looked worriedly at Shanks, who was sitting on the floor, dripping with wine, and was also stained by broken porcelain and leftovers, "Captain, are you okay? Are you injured?" ?”

Shanks waved his hand, "Ahhh, I'm fine—huh!"

Under the brim of the straw hat, he sighed, like some kind of signal, the red-haired pirates in the bar couldn't bear it any longer, and all laughed loudly——

"Wow hahahahahaha!!! Captain, you are really inferior !!!"

"It's so miserable to be bullied!!!"

"Did you see that the captain didn't fight back, that guy was really disappointed just now! Hahahaha..."

Shanks also grabbed the straw hat and laughed loudly. What happened just now was really funny.

It's just that they were having too much fun, but a young man couldn't help it, and said angrily: "Why are you still laughing! Don't you think you are too cowardly? Why don't you fight back? Even if there are many of them, it seems It's very fierce, but you can still laugh when you are trampled under your feet, what kind of men are you! I misjudged you!"

"..." Shanks looked at the indignant Luffy, put on the straw hat, and smiled, "I don't understand your feelings, but it's just that you've been splashed with wine. Why are you so angry?"

He turned his head and asked the other partners, "Hey, is that so? In the same situation, if it was Lynch..."

"Captain," deputy captain Ben Beckman lit a cigarette, "fur—" exhaled a puff of smoke, and reminded, "Lynch has a woman, which is not the same as you."

"Hahaha! That's right!" Shanks laughed again, but Luffy couldn't take it anymore, turned his head and left, "I won't be with you gutless guys!"

"Hey, don't go, Luffy..." Shanks reached out and grabbed Luffy's arm.

But what happened in the next second made everyone in the bar almost dizzy. Luffy's arm held by Shanks stretched directly, like a stretched rubber band...

"what happened?!"

Luffy was almost frightened crazy by himself on the spot.

...

"Hee hee, boss, give me a fish."

It was another sunny day, and Lu Fei went to the village to buy vegetables with a smile on his face.

As soon as Luffy arrived at the village market, the vegetable buyers and sellers all looked at him and smiled. Some people shouted: "Lufei, are you here to buy vegetables again?" Said: "I heard that you will not be able to swim in this life?" Lu Fei said nonchalantly: "It's okay, although I am destined to be a landlubber, but I want to be a pirate that will not fall into the sea!" Although Shanks said that day If he really doesn't want to be an ability user, he can find someone to help him take away the ability of this devil fruit. But these days Luffy has fallen in love with the ability of his own rubber fruit - because it's so interesting! You can play with chopsticks against your nostrils!

"I ate rubber fruit, so now I'm a rubber man." Luffy performed for the villagers, pulling his elastic body, "Is it interesting? Hehehe..."

Everyone laughed. Although Luffy was depressed for a while when he ate some fruit that day, as expected, Luffy was still the same pistachio.

However, when he came to Makino's small bar, Luffy's face drooped.

Makino wiped the cutlery, "Captain and the others have been out at sea for a long time, are you starting to feel lonely? Luffy."

Luffy said listlessly: "That's not it. I haven't forgiven them about the bandits before. I really misjudged them. I thought they were very powerful pirates..."

Makino disagreed, and said with a smile: "I think it's even better to be able to laugh when encountering such a thing."

Luffy disagreed even more, but at this time someone pushed the door in from the bar, "Excuse me."

It was a familiar voice!

——Sig, the bandit leader!

Luffy and Makino looked at the door, and sure enough, they saw the group of bandits with the same bad attitude...

...

"Village Chief, it's bad! Luffy was captured by bandits!"

Makino hurriedly went to find the old village head. It turned out that it was just now in the bar. Seeger's gang of thieves spoke rudely to Shanks and them again.

The result is of course predictable...

"Stinky boy, what a strange creature."

On the loess street of the small fishing boat, the bandit boss Sig threw Luffy's rubber face around and said with a smile, "Selling this new breed to the circus should be worth a lot of money, right?"

Seeger stepped on Luffy's feet, and Luffy struggled angrily, slapped the ground and shouted: "Get your feet off! You bastard bandit! Apologize to me!"

Sig stepped on the rubber kid and joked, "Do you want me to take my foot off, or do you want me to apologize? You're making it difficult for me."

"Hahaha!" The bandits laughed.

"Release that child!"

Over there, the old village head called by Makino stood in the middle of the road, begged on his knees, "Please... I don't know what Lu Fei did, and I don't want to argue with you, but please let him go, I will For your money."

Sig smiled and said: "The old man is still sensible, but this time it has nothing to do with money, this kid has already pissed me off..."

The old village chief and Makino were anxious when suddenly a voice came from behind them: "When I returned to the port, I couldn't see anyone. I thought something happened...it turned out to be those bandits from before."

Makino exclaimed in surprise, "Captain!"

The person who came was naturally Shanks. He smiled at Luffy who was trampled under the foot of the bandit and said, "Luffy, aren't your fists as powerful as guns?"

"Stop making sarcastic remarks!" Luffy, who was stepped on, was so angry that his face was crooked, although his face was indeed crooked by Sig.

Shanks smiled, wearing a straw hat and a black coat that swayed in the wind, holding a sword in one hand, and walked towards the bandit and Luffy handsomely.

"So it's you pirates..." Sig looked at the man walking over very unhappy, "If you dare to get close, it's not like pouring wine, understand? I can shoot. Get out of here ,coward."

Shanks didn't seem to hear, and continued to walk handsomely. One of the bandits pointed a gun at him, "Hey, are you deaf?"

Shanks turned his head, pointed at the muzzle of his gun, "Are you pointing the gun at me?"

"Isn't that obvious?" the bandit said angrily, "Are you not only deaf, but also blind?"

Shanks smiled lightly, "Then why, haven't you fired a gun yet? This is not a toy used to threaten people..."

boom!

A gunshot echoed over the windmill village, startling some wild birds outside the village.

Hissing, a rare and beautiful big snake raised its head.

"Xiao Wu," a pair of high-heeled shoes walked beside the colorful snake, "seems like there's something exciting to watch."

...

The fat man Lackey Lu, who was eating the chicken leg, shot the bandit pointing at his own captain with a single shot.

Everyone was shocked!

The villagers were surprised that these pirates, who have always been loyal and decent, actually said that if they shoot and kill, they will kill...

But the pirates did not expect that these pirates who were so timid before would actually dare to shoot and kill people!

"Aren't you mistaken? Standing in front of you..."

Shanks flicked his black coat, behind him were Ben Beckman, Lackey Lu, Jesus Bu and other partners, "It's a pirate!"

"It's one thing to pour wine on me, but it's another thing to bet on my life! It's one thing to bet on my own life, but it's one thing to bet on my friend's life..." The red-haired man under the straw hat looked serious, "That's more Another thing! I'll never let a guy hurt my friend."

Luffy, who was crushed by Sig, was stunned for a while.

Sig laughed wildly, how dare a mere pirate dare to speak up?

Ten seconds later, Ben Beckman, the deputy captain of the red-haired pirates, beat the pirates all over the street like chopping melons and vegetables... Sig's expression changed a little throughout the whole process, and finally became extremely frightened. There is no mistake, but one of the pirates took away all his dozen or so subordinates? ! It's just... just... bastard! !

Peng! Seeger took out the smoke bomb and smashed it on the ground. Suddenly, the whole street was filled with thick smoke, and nothing could be seen. When the smoke cleared, Makino was shocked: "Luffy!"

Not only the bandit Sieg disappeared, but so did Luffy.

"Oops!" Shanks held his head and took a deep breath, "You're just trying to be cool in front of that kid Luffy...I'm too careless!"

Fatty Lagi Lu gnawed half of the chicken leg in his hand, and said angrily, "Who told you to drink so much on the boat! You're not very knowledgeable, are you?! Why are you so nervous! Let's look together, and we'll find them soon of!"

The deputy captain said helplessly: "You guys are really..."

Jesus Bu pointed to the distance, "He took Lu Fei over there."

Shanks growled, "Then why don't you stop them!"

Jesus Bu also shouted: "Have you ever seen a sniper rushing to the front! Idiot captain!"

"The idiot captain is going to find Luffy first!"

Shanks strode angrily towards the direction Jesus pointed at.

The whole street was covered with thieves, a few village chiefs, Makino and others, and the red-haired pirates were standing, but it seemed extremely silent for a while...

The villagers were stunned, but they hadn't recovered yet.

The Red Hair Pirates are...

Ben Beckman lit a cigarette and said calmly, "If we meet Lynch and the others in the future, no one is allowed to tell about what happened today."

Lackey Lu, Jesus Bu and others all nodded with serious faces. Who would have the nerve to say such a shameful thing?

wrong……

Their captain...

Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, it's kind of funny...

All the pirates held their foreheads and covered their faces!

...

On the sea not far from Windmill Village, on a small boat, Luffy was angrily punching Sieg.

Sig sneered, "You're just a hostage, it's useless now. Goodbye, brat..."

With that said, he kicked Luffy off the boat.

Luffy was shocked, he can't swim! gurgling gurgling gurgling......

Luffy, a capable person, quickly lost his strength in the sea, but at this time he also saw a huge sea monster rising from the sea behind Sieg on the boat that kicked him into the sea. Row of fangs, under Sig's desperate roar, even the man and the boat were crushed in one bite, without even a drop of blood splashing out of the mouth... The scarlet eyes of the huge sea beast with its mouth full of boat fragments suddenly looked at Luffy who was not far away. Flying is so scary!

The huge sea beast opened its mouth wide and bit Lu Fei.

"Wow ah ah ah!!!"

Luffy was scared to death, but he didn't have any strength in his body, and even sank a little bit into the water, he closed his eyes in despair just like Sig just now.

bang...

There seemed to be a huge explosion in my ear, why did the sea beast explode after biting people?

Hey, I seem to be hugged by someone...

Luffy opened his eyes and found that he was actually being hugged by Shanks!

Shanks didn't know when he swam here, and at this time the sea area was already full of blood...

"Shanks, you have come to save me!"

Luffy was still in shock and grabbed Shanks' shirt, but Shanks said, "I didn't save you..."

"Eh?" Luffy raised his head and looked at the corpse of the huge sea monster whose blood was spilling over a large sea area.

The King of the Offshore is already dead. The huge fish belly exploded into a big bloody hole. Among the fragments of muscle and bone, there is a slender twig stuck obliquely, which seems to be picked up by the roadside. ...

"..."

Shanks held Luffy and looked towards the coast of Windmill Village.

Crash, waves of blood, sea water, waves lapping against the shore, a pair of high heels standing on the land, is a tall and beautiful woman, she slowly put down the big bow in her hand which is made of a big colorful snake stretched tightly...

"Really, what to do to my dear son?"

Damn, copying comics is so cool.