I Have No Interest In Devil Fruit

The chestnut-headed drunk with a ferocious face stood there for a long time.

"Hey..." Usopp leaned over and poked lightly with his fingers, and the other party slowly fell towards him, "Wow!"

Chopper immediately ran over to check, with a solemn expression on his face, he raised his head and shouted: "Quickly open the window for ventilation, tidy up the bed and let him lie flat—"

"I'll fetch water," said Robin.

"Ah, I'll help too!" Although Nami couldn't figure out the situation, "I'll open the window!" But since the ship's doctor spoke, just listen.

Usopp and Chopper carefully moved the chestnut-headed drunk to the bed and lay down. Chopper took a basin of water from Robin and put a wet towel on the chestnut-headed drunk's forehead...

After a while of fuss, the chestnut-headed drunk finally stabilized, but he was still asleep.

Usopp wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, "Really! Why should we help this person who threatens us as soon as we meet?"

However, Nami noticed that Robin and a mecha palm floating in the air were flipping through a book on a wooden box in the corner of the room.

She looked over curiously, ""Northern Sea Folklore: The Great Liar Norland"? Is this drunk chestnut head from the North Sea?"

Simply flipping through this book, Nami saw such a ridiculous story: About 400 years ago in the North Sea, an explorer named Montblanc Norland claimed to have discovered an island full of gold on the Great Route The king believed his words and led two thousand soldiers to search for it across the great route, but found no gold at all, and sentenced Norland to death in a rage. Before his death, Noland was lying, saying that maybe all the gold sank to the bottom of the sea...

"...This is a disease that only people who dive often get, but normally it's not a long-term disease at all." Later, Chopper was talking to Usopp, "This person must have been diving randomly every day to get it Make your body look like this..."

Robin pointed to the hairstyle of "Mont Blanc Norland" in the picture in the storybook.

"Chestnut head..." Nami turned her head and said in surprise, "This drunk man, could he be the descendant of Norland? It's so pitiful, the ancestors were made into such a story and spread as a joke... "

Robin leaned against the door, looking at the sea outside the house, and said calmly: "Let me guess, he probably wanted to prove the last words of his ancestors that 'the gold sank to the bottom of the sea', just like what Chopper said, regardless of his physical condition, Take a wild dive every day to find the truth."

Usopp was quite shocked, and murmured: "This is simply a duel with our ancestors from four hundred years ago! It's so romantic..."

"B.I.B" glanced at the small bed with narrow and narrow eyes. At some point, the chestnut-headed drunk man lying flat on the bed opened his eyes. But he didn't move, just listening to their conversation, staring at the ceiling in silence.

After a while, a pitch-black helmet suddenly appeared in the air, "Luffy and the others are coming." 』

...

The three came all the way through the woods in the south, Zoro dragged a wild wolf, and Sanji kicked a wild boar as a ball. The two were unhappy with each other, as if they were competing for who had the bigger prey.

Only Luffy, hugging a colorful strange bird with a strange head posture, laughed non-stop.

Usopp was surprised: "Are the three of you injured?"

Luffy smiled and said, "It doesn't matter. Sanji, I'm hungry!"

Robin pointed to the room, "You may have some things to know..."

She and "B.I.B" walked out of the house and sat down at the small wooden pier table outside the house, but not long after sitting there, there was a loud roar from Sanji in the back room that almost knocked off the roof:

"You said you killed a cute mermaid?!!!!"

It is entirely conceivable that Sanji's heartbroken and angry reaction after hearing such a thing... Robin shook his head, walked to the shore alone, and made a move with both hands.

Gululu...

On the bottom of the surrounding seabed, clusters of petals condensed into dozens of identical sea beasts. Each sea beast seemed to be blooming and fruiting, with dozens of Robin's dark green eyes emerging from various angles. Looking at the situation in various parts of the seabed... These extra visions seem to bring a 360° panoramic view in front of Robin's eyes, looking at the entire seabed scenery...

Until the sunset came up, and when it was getting dusk, there was a splash, the waves on the seashore surged, and three huge sea carp supported two golden statues that were similar in shape to the bird that Luffy caught in the afternoon and emerged from the water.

Pululu, maybe "B.I.B" will do it, and he summoned a row of colorful arms to carry the two golden birds ashore.

Three huge sea carps also fluffed up into balls of petals and drifted away on the sea.

"Sorry, I only found these two golden statues in the surrounding seabed." When Robin returned to the room, the chestnut-headed Montblanc Kulik was covering his eyes, with water dripping between his fingers. The older hunk burst into tears, gritted his teeth and said with resentment: "It's all my fault, because she is too careless because she is a mermaid, and let such a small child go to the bottom of the sea to find gold for me, just because of my own ridiculous obsession, which caused her to be so careless. There has been no news for many years..."

Usopp was speechless, he wanted to refute, how could it be a ridiculous obsession? It was clearly a duel between two men separated by four hundred years!

But... Looking at Uncle Montblanc who blamed himself and remorse, Usopp was speechless again.

Seeing the two golden bird statues brought back by Robin, Montblanc was sad, picked up the wine bottle and gurgled down, kicked over the box of his house when he was drunk, and rolled out two statues with Robin. A similar golden bird statue brought back by Ben.

"If I can get that child back," Montblanc said drunkenly, staring, "I'd rather not find any golden country! Damn it..."

"Of course!" Sanji said angrily, "The beautiful mermaid lady was killed, you bastard..."

Robin said: "Perhaps it has already been eaten by a passing sea beast, bitten into bloody pieces..."

"Ah! Damn it!!" Sanji was even more indignant, and he was on fire. If it wasn't for Luffy and Zoro, he would have stepped on Mont Blanc several times. Usopp said in surprise: "Robin! Why are you saying such terrible things!"

"Mermaids can talk to creatures in the sea..." The black helmet suddenly appeared in the air, "Maybe some confused mermaids are swallowed by sea beasts, but I have never heard of mermaids being eaten by sea beasts." And the mermaid's speed is the highest among all sea creatures. As long as that little mermaid is still alive, it doesn't make sense that he hasn't come back for so many years to explain the situation to you. But you said that you have searched the nearby waters countless times over the years, not only did you never see the little mermaid who came back, you didn't even find any useful clues? 』

Montblanc didn't even have the strength to be surprised by the ghost that suddenly appeared in the air, he just drank his wine and asked plainly: "What do you want to say?"

"It seems that you have already guessed it yourself. "The B.I.B" said, "Eliminate all other possibilities, and the remaining one, no matter how unbelievable, is the only answer that can be pointed to..."

Its right arm armor covered with red flame patterns also condensed in the air, holding the right index finger and pointing upwards.

"She went to heaven. 』

Under the watchful eyes of Montblanc, Luffy and others, "B.I.B" was finalized.

"..." Montblanc did not show much shock, obviously he had guessed this possibility a long time ago. "Even if this is true, what then? Do you also believe that the so-called 'Sky Island' is real?"

Robin said: "Of course it exists. Because we have been there before."

"what?!"

Luffy and the others were taken aback, and Robin slowly explained: "Just like the sea here, the sky is the ocean, and there are many different empty islands. I went to a very small empty island... and here It's not the same place in the sky."

Everyone couldn't help but follow Robin's fingers, and looked up together—well, they could only see the ceiling.

"Could it be Biruka?" Robin said to himself.

After all, I just saw the information that the remaining ancient weapon Pluto was in Biluka, the sky island, in the tomb of Alabasta... Then I really had the opportunity to go to the sky island. Robin can't help but think of it.

"B.I.B" is also associated, but it is associated with another thing.

It looked at Luffy who was happily discussing how to get to the unknown sky island above their heads... The reason why it guessed that the mermaid landed on the sky island by mistake was partly because of what it said; but the other part , There is also a reason for Luffy.

After all, Luffy's "luck" is really evil.

Especially when Luffy and Blackbeard, the two "anti-symmetry" protagonists collide, the fate here is particularly evil.

The first time these two met together, the cumulus cloud and the soaring current in Gaya Island happened to appear on the same day! It can be described as a real meeting of the wind and clouds, as if it was just waiting for Luffy to come and ride the waves one day...

The second time these two met together, it was the top war! Originally, the iron bucket was absolutely impossible to break into the big prison with the strength of Luffy at that time. It was because of the involvement of the war on the top of the next door that Luffy successfully broke into the big prison...

Right now, Luffy is here; just happened to hear about a missing little mermaid... and Luffy is very likely to go to Sky Island...

"B.I.B" couldn't help but think that the little mermaid probably went to Sky Island by chance.

"Joey Boy"? Roger, Shanks, Rayleigh, is this the guy you're waiting for..."B.I.B" looked at Luffy and the others whose discussions had entered into a dispute.

It turned out that it was Mont Blanc who informed the information about the soaring ocean current. Luffy's eyes were full of stars when he heard it, and he looked very interested, but he was seriously resisted by his partners——Usopp angrily scolded: "The Merry has passed through this period of time." Sailing is already bruised and bruised! You can’t hit the sky current just because you want to find excitement!” Nami also hugged Chopper tearfully, “And that kind of thing is very dangerous, if something goes wrong, everyone will They are all dead..."

Luffy's face was full of reluctance.

But to the surprise of Robin and even "B.I.B", although Luffy was reluctant, he nodded and gave up. He smiled and said: "Although riding the soaring ocean current is more handsome, you are more important!"

Nami and the others burst into tears. This idiot can say such touching words.

Sanji raised his foot and stepped on Luffy's face, "Don't say such nasty things! Really... In short, according to the original plan, the matter of going to Sky Island is on me! Didn't Sister Robin find two statues? Is it a golden statue? It should be enough to make a vehicle to carry us to the sky to find the empty island..." Sauron rubbed his chin and said to himself: "The rest of us can enter Little Green's castle, but what about the Meili? ?”

Everyone looked at Robin together, and Robin nodded and said, "Merry is not a large ship, so it should be able to be put into the castle together."

"Okay!" Luffy clenched his fists and said excitedly, "If that's the case, then take Meili with you—let's go to Sky Island!!!"

"..." Looking at these pirates, Montblanc put the empty wine bottle on the table and kicked his own two golden bird statues to Luffy's side, "Go to the sky...count me One, okay?"

His eyes seemed to have never been drunk, and they were full of sober determination, "If I don't find that kid Kami, I won't be willing to die."

What do you say Kay? "B.I.B" was taken aback.

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"Wow! The Meili is really put in!"

Usopp was dumbfounded looking at the beach that had become empty, and Sanji kicked his ass from behind, and kicked him into the phone bug castle, "Stop talking nonsense."

Sanji picked up Xiaolu, looked at the four golden bird statues lined up on the grass in front of him, raised his finger, and they immediately deformed, converging into a ball of golden liquid, and quickly transformed into a golden throne The steps are like steps, Sanji walked up step by step with the phone bug in his hand, biting a cigarette and laughing, raised his head and said: "Then, let's go."

The heavy gold base slowly left the grass, carrying Sanji quickly into the air, and flew straight towards the vast blue sky.

The wind whizzed past outside the phone bug castle. Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper lay at the gate of a castle, staring at the scenery flying away outside, and kept exclaiming.

Zoro and Nami also showed smiles. Montblanc, who was hitchhiking, saw that this group of people really used this whimsical and miraculous operation to gallop towards the sky. He was so shocked that he couldn't recover for a long time...

Suddenly, a pitch-black helmet condensed in the air of the castle, and shouted to Sanji outside the castle: "Be careful! 』

"Ok?!"

Hearing this, Sanji suddenly looked down. Gaya Island was already as small as half a palm, and a black line hit the endless blue sea with lightning speed—no, it’s not a black line, it’s a bullet. ! !

An invisible bullet slashed towards the sky like a slash of light, aiming at Sanji!

Snapped!

Sanji's golden palm was in front of his forehead, and the bullet that struck from the distant sea had already sunk into his golden palm, emitting puffs of blue smoke...

When Sanji removed the gold from his palm, blood gushed out of the wound on his palm, soaking the bullet that accurately sniped him.

...

On the sea near Gaya Island, a giant bamboo raft-like pirate ship was floating with the sea waves. The sniper "Yokoshi" Fan Oka put down his spear and pointed it at the sky, and said calmly: " It's a pity, Captain, the other party responded well and was not shot down by me..."

Behind the bamboo raft, Marshall D. Titch, a black beard who was eating crazily with a cherry pie, raised his head and laughed loudly: "Didn't you shoot it down? Forget it, if that's the case, there's no other way, so let's catch it next time. Thief hahahaha..."