I Have Six Plug-ins

Afterwards, everyone entered the town.

Come to the station.

This inn is a three-story building with open space and many rooms.

Behind the inn, there is a large fence courtyard, which can be used to park grain carts and horses.

Dian Wei picked a room and took a bath.

"The town is safe. You don't have to be on duty tonight."

Dian Wei sighed softly. I haven't had a good rest these days. I can sleep well tonight.

He wants to lie down and sleep early.

Who would have thought that someone suddenly knocked on the door.

"Who is it?" Dian Wei habitually held the Eight-foot Xuanhua Flat Axe before asking.

"I'm Qilian."

The person outside the door replied.

Dian Wei raised his eyebrows and opened the door. The white-robed scholar appeared outside the door with a smile on his face.

Dian Wei cupped his hands and said, "Teacher Qi, do you have any advice?"

Qi Lian opened the iron fan and fanned it gently, "Can you invite me in to sit and discuss something?"

Dian Weiluomo replied, "It's getting late. I have to get up early tomorrow and leave for the journey. If it's not important, then I don't have to."

Qi Lian was not angry at all, but smiled: "There is indeed something important to discuss."

Speaking of which, what else can Dian Wei say?

Old Man Zheng lives next door to him, and he has opened the No. 5 plug-in today, so he doesn't have to worry about Qilian being bad for him and letting people in.

The two sat opposite each other.

Qi Lian paused for a while, then said, "I'll just straight to the point, little brother, you can also see the anomaly, right?"

Dian Wei shook his head and said, "I'm just a blood force warrior, where can I see anything abnormal."

Qi Lian waved his hands and said, "You don't have to be so vigilant, I have no ill intentions towards you. To be honest, I can see anomalies, and I also saw anomalies encountered by the instructor Wang who committed suicide."

Dian Wei spread his hands and smiled bitterly: "Teacher Qi, you have misunderstood. I really can't see anything abnormal."

Hearing this, Qi Lian stared at Dian Wei for two seconds, then hesitantly said: "You really can't see it? Then why did Yunmu mention the death of Teacher Wang? You are as nervous as I am."

Dian Weilian said, "I was just shocked when I heard that a coach actually committed suicide."

"I see. It seems that I misunderstood."

Qi Lian laughed dumbly, "I can see the anomaly, and I am very afraid of the anomaly. Especially, when I first came to this town, when I first heard that the teacher was killed by the anomaly, I was frightened. It is trouble sleeping and eating, restless sitting and lying down.”

Dian Wei's mind moved, but he still said calmly, "I don't know anything about anomalies, so I might not be able to help you."

Qi Lian waved his hand: "You don't need to help me, I'm here anyway, just pretend I'm telling you a story.

Half a year ago, I came to this town and heard Grandma Yun talk about the death of Teacher Wang.

It is said that after a breakthrough, this teacher Wang could suddenly see the abnormality. Since then, Coach Wang has run to an alley every day, smirking at the empty place.

When Grandma Yun asked him, Teacher Wang said that he had seen a stone statue himself.

The strange thing is that the stone statue can talk, has an expression on its face, and has a kind-hearted brow. The stone statue asked instructor Wang to tell him a joke. "

Dian Wei listened quietly, with an inexplicable look on his face: "Ha, tell a joke?"

Qi Lian nodded: "Yes, it's just telling jokes. Coach Wang can't tell jokes. Who would have thought that the stone statue would start telling jokes to him, endlessly telling jokes, and the jokes were more funny than each other.

As a result, Wang Jiao's avatar was like a Chinese evil, and he couldn't help but run to the stone statue to listen to jokes every day, and he couldn't stop laughing.

Once he left the stone statue, he felt uncomfortable, didn't think about eating and drinking, and was able to hold back his internal injuries.

Over time, Coach Wang kept laughing all day long. He didn't eat or drink. He became increasingly haggard. His expression was distorted and tears were streaming down his face. In the end, he seemed to be unable to bear it, so he drew his sword and killed himself. "

Dian Wei was stunned: "You mean, Coach Wang actually died of laughter."

Qi Lian: "Isn't it!"

Dian Wei: "Have you seen that stone statue too?"

Qi Lian sighed and said, "After I heard about this, I was intrigued, so I ran to the alley to have a look. However, what I saw was not a stone statue with a benevolent face, but a stone statue with a gloomy expression."

After a pause, Qi Lian lowered his voice and said, "That stone statue, let me tell him a horror story."

Dian Wei's expression changed for a while: "You, did you talk?"

Qi Lian nodded: "Fortunately, I have read poetry and books, and I have read some scary and weird stories, so I told one."

Dian Wei: "And then what?"

Qi Lian: "The stone statue was very satisfied. It spit out a round bead from its mouth and gave it to me. The stone statue told me that this bead can be eaten and can improve my cultivation."

Dian Wei looked at Qilian carefully.

Qi Lian nodded, with a look of aftertaste on his face, tsk tsk exclaimed: "I ate that bead, and in just three days, my cultivation level improved one level, surpassing years of hard work."

Dian Wei raised his eyebrows and said, "There is such a good thing, so why are you looking for me?"

Qi Lian: "If you can also see the anomaly, this is a rare opportunity, you can prepare some jokes or scary stories in advance, and then go with me to 'Xiao Lou Lane' to see the stone statue. "

Dian Wei said, "Unfortunately, I can't see anything abnormal yet, or I'll definitely go with you. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com"

Qi Lian also had a look of regret on his face, and he got up and left without chatting.

After sending Qi Lian away, Dian Wei frowned thoughtfully.

Qi Lian walked out of the station slowly, stopped in the distance, hid his body in the darkness, and waited quietly for something.

He waited until dawn, until the food convoy left Sanchakou.

"That kid, he wasn't fooled."

Qi Lian gritted his teeth, turned around and walked into Xiao Lou Alley.

In fact, this deep alley has long been deserted and empty, with no one living there.

Qi Lian stopped in front of a patch of weeds and raised his head, a layer of cold sweat was already oozing out of his forehead.

A huge stone statue appeared in his eyes, two stories high.

At this moment, the stone statue looked down at Qilian with a smile on his face, and said, "You are here to listen to my jokes again..."

The corners of Qilian's mouth twitched, and gradually the corners of his mouth were torn apart, revealing a happy and bright smile, also smiling.

The **** Changlong left Sanchakou and headed north all the way.

Dian Wei, who was riding on the horse, looked back at Zhenzi, his eyes flickering.

Seeing this, Old Man Zheng asked, "Xiao Wei, what's wrong?"

Dian Wei turned his head, looked forward and said, "It's okay, I just want to hear other people tell jokes all of a sudden."

Old Man Zheng twitched his beard and said, "Then let me tell you something. Once upon a time, a landlord bought a barrel of wine and put a towel on the lid, but his servant drilled a hole in the bottom of the barrel and stole the wine and drank it every day. .

The landlord found that the seal was intact, but the wine was decreasing day by day, and he was amazed!

At this time, someone suggested that he check the bottom of the barrel to see if there are any flaws. Guess what the landlord said! He said: 'You are stupid, there is less wine on the top, and there is no less wine on the bottom. ’”