I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure

“You-ou, don’t call me that!”

An Youxi found out that Ran Ningmu not only couldn’t break a sentence but also couldn’t speak. How can ‘wife’ be called casually?

Although boys who were acquainted with each other joke about each other as ‘husband and wife’, but it was destined that this joke culd not be taken casually because of his sexuality.

Oh yes, Ran Ningmu doesn’t know that he liked boys yet, even the fact that Ran Ningmu was interested in him was just his personal guess.

Just thinking that Ran Ningmu might have called other boys this way, made An Youxi so jealous he could have been dragged off to make sweet and sour pork by the cafeteria uncle, and then the originally turbulent heart instantly cooled down and he said sullenly, “Do you often joke like this?”

Ran Ningmu froze for a moment, realized that he had misunderstood, and quickly shook his head, “Of course not, I only called you that, really!”

After Ran Ningmu finished speaking, he came back to his senses and thought, why did the tone sound like the Senior was jealous?

“Oh, ah…” The corners of An Youxi’s mouth twitched quickly, and he quickly picked up the teacup and took a sip, his mood flying up and down like a disco.

Hey, he is the only one Ran Ningmu has called wife!

Coincidentally, Ran Ningmu was secretly observing An Youxi’s expression because he was nervous about An Youxi’s reaction, Ran Ningmu could see all of An Youxi’s hidden emotions.

The suspicion in Ran Ningmu’s mind became stronger and stronger, and his hands shook a little with excitement.

Does it mean he has a chance?

*****

After Wu Tianqing’s episode, An Youxi lot his desire to confess his prepared confession.

Fortunately, the news that “An Youxi is Ran Ningmu’s child bride-in-law” seemed to have brought a very strong psychological impact on Wu Tianqing, thus Wu Tianqing was quiet during the following social time, and didn’t even participate in many activities.

The only uncomfortable thing is that Wu Tianqing always likes to peek at An Youxi with a strange look.

An Youxi was a bit dumbfounded, he was disgusted by this person online for being ugly, and in reality he was disgusted by this person for being dirty, there was no one else who was despised like this.

[　Xia Qianqian: I’m sorry, Youxi, I just wanted to joke about your relationship, but I didn’t expect him to believe it! Not only did he believe it, but he also thought about it! I just realized it just now, I’ve got to get rid of this brain circuit, and I’m going to find him to explain it to him now. ]

[　An Youxi: No, thank you, it’s fine like this, once and for all. ]

An Youxi didn’t intend to explain clearly to Wu Tianqing at all, and he wasn’t afraid that he would go out and talk nonsense.

Except for himself, who would believe such outrageous words, and think of such a point, isn’t that because he has read too much rubbish?

I thought this was the end of the story, but a few hours later, while An Youxi was waiting for Ran Ningmu to come back from the bathroom on the terrace, Wu Tianqing blocked the entrance and couldn’t get out. He was shocked to find that he had actually underestimated the extent of Wu Tianqing’s obsession with him.

Wu Tianqing stood with his back to the light, his dark eyes were full of complex emotions such as jealousy, disgust, unwillingness, and even anger. He asked resentfully, “Senior, are you really like that?”

An Youxi: “…”

If it wasn’t for maintaining his image as a fairy boy, An Youxi would really want to curse.

This person should not be born of a mallet 1, right? Otherwise, why was his brain circuit so different?

An Youxi couldn’t hold it back anymore, he frowned and said, “Let’s not talk about my identity, let’s talk about you, does your boyfriend know that you are messing around outside?”

Wu Tianqing’s complexion changed, “How do you know I have a boyfriend?”

An Youxi froze for a moment.

What does he mean? Didn’t he tell people about his boyfriend?

Relatively speaking, it is well known that Atlas has a boyfriend. Although Atlas has leaked photos, it is only limited to the circle…

By the way, did he just blow his cover?

After all, Wu Tianqing wasn’t too stupid, and after a little thought, he found something suspicious.

When he saw An Youxi for the first time at the delivery point that day, he thought, if Pomelo looked like this, he would not have chosen to be with Xiao Qiao.

In fact, he got tired of seeing his face2 and compared to An Youxi’s stunning face, Xiao Qiao’s face was really boring.

Now it seems that this An Youxi is really suspicious, if he is really Pomelo…

Wu Tianqing approached with a dark face, and the slightly higher shadow gradually engulfed An Youxi, “Who the hell are you? How do you now all about this?”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about!” An Youxi was a bit flustered and reflexively raised his hand to push him back.

For tonight’s confession, An Youxi had chosen a short-sleeved shirt with a Cuban collar, exposing a snow-white neck and collarbone.

The hemline was tucked into slim-fitting trousers, the waistline is narrow, the arms raised are white and thin, and the raised wristbone is like a luminescent jade.

Wu Tianqing’s eyes darkened, and he reached out his hand to An Youxi in a bewitching manner.

However, just before he touched An Youxi, a strong force came from his shoulder and threw him backwards.

He really flew.

An Youxi watched dumbfounded as Wu Tianqing stared in shock in the air and flew for a full second before hitting the wall with a thud.

“Who are you? Are you sick?!” Wu Tianqing stood up like a firecracker that had been set alight.

Ran Ningmu, like a grumpy man who witnessed his wife being touched by a thief, rushed up with his fist raised, “What’s the matter? What can you do if you touch my wife and I hit you? Huh?”

“Ran Ningmu!” An Youxi was about to explode, as if 100 engines were roaring in his head, and his nerves were violently pulled between “Ran Ningmu actually called me wife in front of others” and “Ran Ningmu is going to beat someone”, and finally his faltering rationality judged that the latter’s situation was obviously much more urgent, and he rushed forward and hugged Ran Ningmu’s arm tightly.

“Brother, let go, this man is perverted, and he won’t know what is good if he is not beaten up.”

An Youxi didn’t expect this little puppy to be so angry, so hhe quickly stroked her fur, “He didn’t touch me just now, so forget it, let’s not fight, okay? Please, Mumu…”

Ran Ningmu’s body froze immediately, his eyes flicked across An Youxi’s white hands holding his arms, and he was silent for a long time, then he slowly lowered his raised fists, and said to Wu Tianqing with disdain, “Did you hear that? My wife told you to get the hell out of here.”

An Youxi’s expression collapsed again, but he didn’t refute.

Wu Tianqing was really intimidated by Ran Ningmu, he could not face it, but he did not dare to fight him directly, so he could only glare at Ran Liumu with hatred and fear, pointing his finger at his nose, said some harsh words like “wait for me”, and then walked away with a stern face.

An Youxi was originally waiting for Ran Ningmu and lagged behind others3, but at this time Wu Tianqing also left, and they were the only ones left on the whole floor.

“Where did you come from? The sudden appearance startled me.”

In An Youxi’s eyes, Ran Ningmu was always sweet and cute, and he had never seen him so irritable before, so he couldn’t help thinking, this little milk dog must have the bloodline of the polar alpha wolf, right?

So fierce, he likes it/////

Ran Ningmu himself didn’t expect that before he could catch his wife, he had developed the skill of #DogNose to sniff out the dangerous signal of his love rivals# #Instant movement to is wife# #Spatial Teleportation to save his wife from fire#.

His wife is so sought-after, and she is especially easy to attract perverts! It’s almost an accident if you don’t watch it for a second!

Ran Ningmu thought for a while, then secretly made up his mind, gritted his teeth and hugged An Youxi: “Brother, I like you, can you be my wife?”

Um? ? ?

An Youxi was stunned then he was he excited.

Grass is indeed a plant!

What did he hear? Ran Ningmu was actually confessing to him ? Wasn’t  this the only scene in his dream? ? ?

He thought the road to chasing his husband would be long and difficult, but Yuelao would just fill up the progress bar for him straight away? !

“Okay, okay~~~!” An Youxi’s throat was split three times by the surprise that fell from the sky.

“……” Ran Lemonwood’s tongue that was brewing hard slowly swallowed back.

Wasn’t that a little too quick a promise? Doesn’t he even think about it? The senior was like this, he has no vigilance at all!

Ran Ningmu gently pushed him away under the suspicious eyes of the person in his arms, held An Youxi’s shoulders with both hands, looked into his eyes seriously and said: “Brother, I said these words to not to force you to make a decision now but words that are from my heart, you can go back and think about it, and tell me when you think it through…”

? ? ? What do you think? Now I am very, very special and really super clear!

I am not stupid! ! !

An Youxi wasso anxious that he was afraid that the duck would flap its wings and fly away by itself. He grabbed Ran Ningmu’s arm and said anxiously, “Don’t think about it, I am willing! I am willing to be yours…! Woo..your, your old wife…”

Oh no, was he acting a little too eager? Was he being unreserved?

An Youxi reacted as an afterthought, the words in his mouth didn’t stop and he almost bit her tongue off.

It was a close call, his innocent and shy little white flower persona!

However, An Youxi did not know that the way he looked to Ran Ningmu was a sign that he was forcing himself to say something he was not good at because he was desperate to deny the other party’s words.

Ran Ningmu became even more depressed immediately, this person didn’t think about it at all, and was even impulsive!

Ran Ningmu said sullenly: “Do you know what husbands have to do for each other?”

An Youxi’s heart skipped a beat, and he almost had a nosebleed in an instant, he quickly lowered her head and covered his mouth and nose.

He thought to himself what did he not know? Isn’t it just the things about the waste text Haitang?

But his mouth pretended to be innocent, “To do what things ah ……”

Ran Ningmu thought he didn’t understand, so he was cruel, and simply exaggerated: “You are responsible for pleasing me, you have to learn that knowledge, sleep with me every night, and you are not allowed to tell me that you are tired, and pose as you want…”

An Youxi was stunned.

Isn’t this his fantasy of a child bride? Second dream come true tonight? ? ?

It is naturally impossible for a dream to come true. The new era advocates the equality of husband and wife. Doing so is against morality. Besides, Ran Ningmu is not such a person.

Ran Ningmu said it so outrageously on purpose, mainly to warn An Youxi, after all, there are still many machos in the world.

While talking, Ran Ningmu couldn’t help fantasizing in his mind…

No, no, my wife is so pure, he can’t be so dirty, it will scare people away.

Ran Ningmu forcibly stopped the car with more and more colorful thoughts, but he didn’t know that An Youxi’s mind had already been racing hundreds of miles away on the road of disharmony.

After finishing speaking, Ran Ningmu pretended to look at An Youxi deeply, worried that An Youxi still didn’t understand, and also afraid that he would be really scared.

“I’m willing.”

Ran Ningmu froze.

The back of An Youxi’s hand covered his face, and he turned red from his neck to his ears, even his fingertips were flushed with a light pink, and he said in a small voice, “I’ve said it all, I’m willing to be your wife, and as for what you’re saying, if it’s you, I think it’s not impossible for me to ……”

God knows how hard it was for him to hold back such euphemisms instead of jumping right on top of Ran Ningmu with his legs wrapped around his waist and his hands around his neck and saying “Let’s go back and try it now.”

This time is good, the head of the car finally stopped the car, and suddenly the accelerator flew out completely uncontrollably, and even frantically flicked and drifted to overtake the car in a corner, and in seconds, he had a rendezvous and docking rear-end collision with An Youxi, sparks and lightning all the way.

Suffered.

Ran Ningmu thought to himself.

My wife is too well-behaved, what should I do if I want to take him home to warm the bed now?

Can I apply to not be a human being?

The author has something to say:

If you take your wife home now to warm the bed, you will find that your wife is actually more pornographic than you.

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Xiao Qiao

students from the newspaper department and skateboard club)