I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon

“Guest, do you want to eat it with me?”

“Very delicious!”

"real!"

Ran Bing's body trembled as he listened.

Because her eyes clearly saw what the snake that was handed over looked like at this moment!

He was caught up in hands.

He is struggling crazily!

The body suddenly grew larger and smaller, and changed into countless postures in an instant.

For a moment he was a terrifying monster as ferocious as a ghost in a nightmare.

After a while, He turned into a terrifying giant snake wrapped around the sun!

After a while, he was a magical creature with an incredibly beautiful crest and wings.

The entire bookstore was shaken by the monster's struggle.

Around the owner of the bookstore, continuous ripples in space appeared.

That was the resistance of the basilisk in its desperate struggle.

pity……

The owner of the bookstore just raised his hand gently, and all resistance and struggle ended up in nothingness.

The basilisk transformed again into a limp, limp snake.

When he was lifted into his hands, all the bones seemed to be broken. The small feather-crested head was drooping, and the terrifying snake eyes were open lifelessly.

Eat Him?

Ran Bing immediately shook his head, his face a little pale: "Thank you for your kindness..."

"It's just..." She thought for a moment and swallowed back what she wanted to say.

If you reject it head-on, the consequences will be disastrous!

Because Ran Bing knows that he has no right to refuse!

But she didn't dare to really agree.

Ran Bing was not stupid, she could imagine the identity of the snake.

Nine times out of ten, he is the so-called father of snakes that the Kunyang people believe in.

The source of disaster in her world.

Therefore, He is the snake god!

Eat a snake?

Ran Bing instinctively resisted just thinking about those scarlet beasts and the employees of the protective umbrella who were neither human nor ghosts.

Besides, this is a tribute.

What does tribute mean? No explanation needed!

So, Ran Bing thought about it and chose an honest answer: "I don't dare to eat..."

really!

She doesn't dare!

Not only because she is afraid of distortion, but also because...she is not qualified!

Lingpingan looked at the guests in front of him and scratched his head.

"Do you dare to catch or eat?" It's a bit strange!

However, this is normal.

Just like Lingpingan, he has not eaten coriander and celery since he was a child.

so……

Holding the snake in his hand, Lingpingan was also in trouble.

Because, although he loves to eat, but...

He doesn't want to kill!

Ever since he was young, except for fish and shrimps, Lingpingan had never personally killed anything else.

Mainly because I'm afraid of seeing blood!

I originally thought that I could ask this customer to help butcher it, and then eat it together as a midnight snack.

But now it seems...

Looking at the pale face of this guest, Lingpingan probably knew it, and she didn't dare to kill him...

But here comes the problem...

Since I don’t dare to kill, I don’t dare to eat either.

How did she come up with the idea of ​​bringing a snake?

"Does her family raise snakes?" Lingpingan thought: "Probably!"

Guangnan area has a tradition of eating snakes since ancient times!

After all, Guangnan in ancient times was a place where prisoners were exiled.

Eating snakes, frogs, and even owls and mice are all traditional arts.

I think back then, the great writer Liu Zongyuan fell in love with eating frogs after coming to Guangnan. He even wrote to his good friend Han Yu to introduce several ways to eat frogs.

However, after the advent of industrial civilization, environmentalism became deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

Almost no one eats wild animals.

In its place came the rise of aquaculture.

Lingpingan remembered that there were several bases for breeding snakes and frogs in the rural areas on the outskirts of Jiangcheng City.

Specially supplied to restaurants in Jiangcheng City, it is safe, hygienic, and of high quality and low price.

Therefore, in Lingpingan's opinion, this snake should have been bred at the guest's home or taken from a friend.

As for wild snakes?

Lingpingan never considered it.

Because the federal empire has a comprehensive wildlife protection act.

All wild snakes have been classified into the 'Prohibited Catching/Eating Catalog', and the rare species among them have been identified as 'jail-sit-through snakes'.

No educated adult would do such a stupid thing!

The forest police will not allow anyone to carry a wild snake arrogantly through the city.

Thinking of this, Lingpingan said to the guest: "Guest, please sit down first... I will deal with this snake first!"

Since he didn't dare to kill, this guest didn't dare to kill either.

Then there is only one way to choose - just go to the bar!

Anyway, the jar of wine should be left alone.

Why not use it to make snake wine and wait for your aunt to come back, then give her a surprise or shock!

So, holding the snake in his hand, he turned and walked upstairs.

Ran Bing sat down on the sofa carefully.

She looked at the bookstore owner, holding the snake god in his hand, walking away step by step.

His figure passed by the silent dark abyss.

He walked toward a staircase filled with darkness.

Crunch!

This staircase made a strange and terrifying sound under His feet.

Countless terrifying evil eyes opened in the dark staircase.

Countless huge tentacles slid quietly in the darkness.

Terrible murmurs were heard.

"Traitor!" They seemed to be saying: "Betraying the master... you will die unjustly..."

These terrible babbles are whispered in some extremely terrifying and strange language.

But for some reason, Ran Bing could understand.

However, at the same time as he understood, Ran Bing suddenly realized that his blood was freezing.

She lowered her head and saw a layer of frost-like substance slowly spreading from her skin.

This is her punishment for hearing and seeing things she shouldn't hear or see!

Frost sets in quickly!

Freeze her, even her soul!

The terrible thing is that in this bookstore, Ran Bing found that he had lost all shelter and protection.

This frightened her.

Meow!

A cat meow penetrated her soul.

The little black cat jumped down from the counter and jumped on her.

Behind the cat goddess, the pyramid begins to appear.

The faint golden light soothed Ran Bing.

The frost is fading quickly!

Ran Bing is free again!

She looked at the cat sitting on her lap and said quickly: "Thank you!"

Meow!

The kitten meowed softly, as if to say: This is what I deserve, no need to thank you.

Then, he jumped off Ran Bing and then lay down obediently at Ran Bing's feet.

Like a loyal hound, or a cat guarding the granary for its owner.

…………………………

Lingpingan opened the refrigerator door and took out the wine bottle sent by the last customer.

He opened the bottle cap and put the snake in his hand.

Speaking of which, it's a bit strange.

Originally, Lingpingan was worried that the wine bottle might not be able to hold the snake.

but……

He just loosened the rope that tied the snake, and the snake slipped completely into the wine bottle.

And, it looks just right!

He scratched his head and re-corked the wine bottle without thinking too much.

Then he put the bottle of wine next to the refrigerator. After doing this, he turned around and walked downstairs.

The moment he went downstairs, one monster after another crawled out from under the sofa in the living room.

These monsters are about the same size as pigeons. They have ten long, thin legs, but these legs are obscured by the glowing tentacles growing on both sides of their bodies, so that outsiders cannot see them clearly.

They have no eyes or other exposed organs, and their actions seem to rely entirely on those luminous tentacles for perception.

They were crawling, densely packed, and too numerous to count, filling the entire living room!

They crawled towards the wine bottle that was placed next to the refrigerator.

Densely covering the wine bottle.

From their abdominal legs and mouthparts, slender and sharp needles protrude.

These needles are disembodied!

They stabbed at the wine bottle and penetrated easily into the bottle.

The wine bottle immediately started shaking violently.

But in an instant, there was no movement.

But those terrifying monsters did not stop.

Their tentacles flashed with terrifying colors in the darkness, interweaving complex and terrifying whispers.

This is a great job.

It is also their job.

Fulfill all your host’s requests regarding food or anything else!

Even if it means slaughtering an Old One, even if it means dismembering an Outer God.

They are also very familiar with it. They have completed countless similar tasks over the past countless years.

Their tentacles sparkle, and their excitement is transmitted to each other!

The master's awakening progress has been accelerated.

He is about to wake up.

Ideally, as long as you wait a few more decades, you can wait until the master wakes up!

For them, such a short time is almost equivalent to the blink of an eye, short and fast!

Just thinking that when the master wakes up, he will know everyone's loyalty.

Every monster is extremely excited!

If they can get the admiration of their master, even with a look, they will still be smiling even if they die!

As a result, they work harder and harder!

correct……

Some tentacles flickered, questioning.

What is the master's request this time?

oh……

Make this traitor's soul into delicious pure wine so that my aunt can drink it...

…………………………

Walking down the stairs, Lingpingan saw the guest sitting on the sofa who seemed a little reserved.

He walked over with a smile, picked up a teacup, and made the guest a cup of steaming tea.

Then, he handed over the cup of tea and said: "Guest, please drink some tea to moisten your throat..."

Ran Bing looked at the cup of tea handed to him.

The juice is like gold and has a fragrant aroma.

A dense substance rises to the surface.

"Is this a reward for my tribute?" Ran Bing thought, picking up the tea cup and taking a cautious and tentative sip.

sweet!

This is the first sensation for your taste buds!

This kind of sweetness is not the sweetness of sugar, but the sweetness of the soul and genes.

The kind of sweetness that fills the whole body with joy and excitement!

And then there’s the fragrance!

After one sip, your lips and teeth are filled with a fresh taste.

With just one sip, Ran Bing felt as if he had been baptized.

The ills and effects left in her heart and soul by the days of killing and fighting seemed to be gently wiped away with a rag.

Her soul and consciousness felt relaxed.

The mind that had been suppressed for a long time was relaxed.

Ran Bing couldn't help but take another sip.

Lingpingan looked at the guest and asked, "Guest, have you finished the book from last time?"

Ran Bing listened and shook his head: "Sir, your book... is really too profound..."

"I'm a bit stupid...I haven't been able to finish reading it so far..."

"Profound?" Lingpingan listened and became surprised: "It's very simple..." he said.

"That's because I'm too stupid!" Ran Bing put down her tea cup and lowered her head in shame. She felt that she had failed the bookstore owner's expectations!

Lingpingan scratched his head.

"Could it be that there is some profound story written in "Gun Girl" with deep connotations?" he thought.

It's just that he has relatively few exposure to this kind of female-oriented comics.

So, cannot understand.

After all, men and women have different understandings of many things.

Just like he still can't figure out why the rotten girls on WeChat shout "together" when they see two male celebrities getting together, and he can't understand why today's male celebrities can become popular by selling rotten food.

No acting or singing skills are required!

Even artistic virtue is not needed!

As long as the fu girls sell well, there will be a lot of fu girls willing to buy it!

so what……

Lingpingan can only accept this reality.

Otherwise, what else can he do?

After thinking about it, Lingpingan asked: "Guest, do you want the same type when you come this time?"

"Yeah!" Ran Bing nodded.

She reached into her pocket and took out three banknotes that had evolved from the origins that she had worked so hard to kill and plunder these past few days.

"Please forgive me!" She stood up and bowed in shame: "I only have so much money..."

"I really don't know if I can buy a book from you..."

Lingpingan looked at the banknotes that were handed over.

Brand new banknotes!

Bright red hundred dollar bills!

Then he looked at this rich second-generation guest.

I couldn't help but sigh in my heart: "He is indeed the second generation of rich people..."

"I guess this is the first time this guest has spent money..."

Countless legends about the children of rich people appeared in Lingpingan's mind.

Housekeeper, maid, bodyguard...

A huge mansion with access to helicopters.

Shopping is always about buying, paying the bill is other people's business.

It is estimated that the guest took these three banknotes from his housekeeper or servant.

And judging from her expression, she may have no idea about the purchasing power of this money!

Thinking of this, Lingpingan reached out and took the banknote from the guest.

He smiled and said: "That's enough!"

"Do you still want the same kind of book as last time?" he asked.

The other party seemed to nod his head in a daze.

Lingpingan immediately smiled and said: "Guest, please wait..."

He felt proud: "I knew my strategy was right!"

See, the kindness last time was not only reciprocated—the guest brought a snake as a thank you gift!

Maybe, that snake is still a very rare species!

Got a business even more!

Three hundred yuan!

This can be regarded as the biggest deal he has made in the past month or so!

Thinking of this, the young bookstore owner hummed a ditty happily!

But he had no idea what kind of image he looked like in Ran Bing's eyes at this moment!

Ran Bing looked at it foolishly.

Her pupils reflected what she saw.

The moment she handed over the three bills to the bookstore owner.

A brilliant light shone on every banknote.

These lights, like water, continue to flow towards the foggy head of the bookstore owner!

Like a siphon.

The head was constantly being sucked into the mist.

In just one second, all the light was sucked away.

Ran Bing clearly saw that in the head made of mist, under the thin lenses, the fire in the eye sockets became a little bigger!

"Is this his true purpose?" Ran Bing thought: "Devouring the origin of the world?"

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