I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon

Mei Qing listened to the monster's words.

A classic about a boy who cultivates immortality and counterattacks?

She carefully studied the other person's context and tone.

She soon realized something was wrong.

It seemed to pause when it was saying this?

what does that mean?

Mei Qing is too familiar with it.

So, she mustered up her courage and asked, "Your Majesty...can you tell me about these classics?"

The fire in the opponent's eyes suddenly increased in brightness and became as bright as incandescence.

It seems to be getting excited.

He sat down again, picked up a cup of tea filled with golden tea liquid, and took a sip.

"Guest, if you want to talk to me about this...then I won't be sleepy..."

"For example, there is a classic... It tells the story of a mortal who, with the help of various wonders of the small jade bottle, finally won the name of 'running' in the three realms..."

"For example, there is a classic that describes the prehistoric times, the murderous intentions from the sky, and the various disasters..."

"And..." It seemed to think for a while, and finally took out what was at the bottom of the box: "A strange book..."

"Describes Wutian Buddha, overthrowing the Tathagata, suppressing the Jade Emperor, and gratifying grudges..."

When Mei Qing heard this, her body couldn't help but tremble.

She swallowed her saliva and asked cautiously, "Buddha Wutian?"

Ancient legends emerged in her mind.

Legend has it that four divine monks, masters and disciples, traveled to Daleiyin Temple in Lingshan.

What I saw was not Tathagata Buddha.

But...

The Tathagata was replaced by Wutian Buddha, whose origin was unknown and strange!

Buddha Wutian pretended to be the Tathagata and gave the evil scriptures and chaotic laws to the divine monk and his disciples. He also concealed the truth and made the four divine monks, masters and disciples his evangelists.

In the end, the world was in chaos and all the gods and Buddhas were lost! !

However, although this legend is widely circulated, there is no proof or evidence after all.

Moreover, within the Three Realms, in heaven and on earth, no one has found any trace of the existence of Buddha Wutian.

But now, it is spat out from the mouth of this monster in the fog.

Moreover, he also categorically claimed that Wutian Buddha had overthrown Tathagata, suppressed the Jade Emperor, and gratified his grudges...

How can Mei Qing not be shocked, how can she not be frightened, how can she not tremble?

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Lingpingan was carefully stuffing his private goods, and deceitfully stuffed a street-breaking novel he once wrote into the classics.

This was originally an expression of his own vanity.

By inserting your own books into the ranks of those platinum masterpieces.

Use this to increase your worth and let yourself appear with the platinums' masterpieces.

This is an old problem among literati.

As a result, when the little girl heard the words Wutian Buddha, it was like a supporting character in a novel being enveloped by the protagonist's bastard halo. She immediately became nervous and asked mysteriously: "Wutian Buddha?"

Lingpingan looked at her appearance and expression and couldn't help but touch her chin.

"Could it be that……"

"Has she ever read my book?"

"Still my book friend?"

This is...

Uh-huh……

Lingpingan cleared his throat and sat upright reservedly.

What every online article author looks forward to most is meeting a reader who will read his or her book.

And what I fear the most is this.

What should I do if a razor blade is handed to me in person?

What if he/she wants to lock me up and codeword it?

Therefore, Lingpingan calmly hid his expression and asked: "How come the Taoist Master has heard of the famous name of Wutian Buddha?"

This is the secret code.

The other party nodded slightly: "I heard a little bit..."

"I heard... Wutian Buddha once handed down scriptures to the four masters and disciples?"

Lingpingan's eyes lit up: "Well, this is indeed the case!"

This was his most proud episode.

Turn the scriptures upside down and change the Dharma. Delete all the things about endurance, the next life, and the cultivation of blessings, and replace them with content about grudges, seeking only this life, self-improvement, and retaliation.

Of course, he didn't write down how to operate it, just gave a rough outline.

Anyway, in novels, having clear ideas is very important!

pity……

The results are dismal!

Since then, he has understood that he is not the material to write fairy tales.

Unexpectedly, there are still readers who remember it, and they are rare creatures like female readers.

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Mei Qing's heart was shocked.

"As expected! As expected!"

The legend is true. Buddha Wutian really reversed the scriptures and changed the contents!

That……

Mei Qing plucked up her courage and asked, "What happened next?"

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Lingpingan smiled awkwardly: "Later... later..."

"Buddha Wutian felt that the mortal world was boring, so he fled to a foreign land!"

Um!

This was one of the most unscrupulous things he had ever done.

Eunuch!

Every online article author has done something like this.

Neither dared to mention these things.

After all, it’s so embarrassing and so unprofessional.

But……

I can’t write anymore!

The Wutian Buddha in that book defeated Tathagata within three chapters of his appearance.

Then he put on his cassock and sat on the throne of Daleiyin Temple in Lingshan.

After quietly converting Ananda into (qu), and then playing the game of 'guess what I want to do today' with the Jade Emperor, I already had more than 100,000 Words.

Then, he reversed the scriptures and taught (gu) and educated (huo) the four masters and disciples.

After that, I no longer have to write, and I can’t continue writing.

It can only be a careless eunuch!

After becoming an eunuch, Lingpingan decisively threw away the vest.

That was almost three years ago.

He was still in school at that time!

Unexpectedly, this little girl actually read his book about street fighting three years ago.

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Mei Qing listened to what the monster said.

She lowered her head, thought for a while, and finally summoned up all her courage to make a request: "Your Majesty... do you have that classic here?"

What Wutian Buddha did...

It is an unsolved mystery in the three realms.

If you can know the inside story...

Maybe it will provide some inspiration for solving the current difficulties in the Three Realms!

As the monster listened, the fire in its eyes was flying, and little golden threads flowed out like water, turning into little brilliance and dissipating in the air.

"Yes, there is!" it stood up and said, "It's just that the material is very ordinary..."

"If you don't mind it..."

"I'll get it for you!"

Mei Qing quickly bowed her head and said, "Thank you!"

It walked to the strange counter next to it, opened a drawer behind the counter, and pulled out a thin booklet that seemed to be surrounded by countless dark characters and vaguely contained the angry roars of gods and Buddhas.

Then it came back.

"Taoist Master..." it said: "This is the book about the story of Wutian Buddha!"

Mei Qing took it.

The palms of my hands seemed to be burned.

A black lotus is spinning on the cover of the book.

The Buddha with black clothes and black hair sits cross-legged on it.

The sound of the wooden fish sounds like an evil sound chasing souls and seeking their lives.

Mei Qing's scalp was numb and her soul was about to burst. She couldn't control herself and almost went crazy on the spot!

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Lingpingan shamelessly handed the female reader his blockbuster novel "Wutian Buddha" which he had secretly printed out and then sealed.

As a result, when he saw the other person holding the hand, he felt as if he had seen a treasure and was as excited as meeting a close friend.

Even his face was red, and the hand holding the book was shaking.

Lingpingan blushed and said quickly: "Taoist Master... this book is actually just average..."

"Not really a masterpiece..."

"You don't have to be like this..."

But in his heart, Lingpingan felt a little embarrassed.

The eunuch author met the reader of the book that his eunuch dropped?

Probably everyone will be like him.

I just want to dig a hole in the ground, get in and hide.

Fortunately, this reader doesn’t know yet, but the eunuch author is right in front of him!

Therefore, Lingpingan can still quibble and cover up.

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Mei Qing was about to be torn apart by the sound of wooden fish, and went crazy on the spot.

The monster's voice suddenly sounded in my ears.

"Taoist priest... this book is actually just a general..."

When this sound sounded, the sound of the wooden fish, the black face, and the evil Buddha disappeared completely like a mouse seeing a cat.

The evil characters on the cover and the angry roars of the gods and Buddhas also calmed down.

Mei Qing's eardrums buzzed because of this, making it difficult to hear what the monster said next.

But she understood that her life was saved by this monster.

At the same time she also knew.

This monster's status and status may far exceed her estimates and expectations.

Even the evil sounds and sounds of evil Buddhas such as Wutian Buddha can be dispelled by it with just one word.

It is at least an equal to Wu Tian.

Maybe his status is still above that of Wutian Buddha!

right!

Definitely is!

He can know and possess the evil book that records the actions of Wutian Buddha.

It must be above the sky!

As soon as she thought of this, Mei Qing firmly grasped the book in her hand and refused to let go.

She stood up and looked at the monster... no... it should be the sacred one in the mist, as powerful as Taoist ancestors and Buddhas!

She bowed her head deeply and begged: "Your Majesty... can you... sell this book to me?"

"I can...pay any price..."

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Lingpingan couldn't help but feel a little proud.

"After all...after all...there are such fanatics among my readers!"

He was extremely moved!

Think about it, a novel that has been unknown for three years, and even he himself may have almost forgotten about it.

But there is one reader who is still thinking about him in his heart.

Who wouldn't be moved by this?

Lingpingan felt as if he had eaten honey now, and his whole body felt very comfortable.

He felt more comfortable than if he had sold a book worth 10,000 yuan!

He coughed slightly and said to the female reader: "Where is this book...I gave it to you!"

It was a shame to keep this book that was so popular back then.

Giving it to readers is its rightful destination!

"You don't have to be like this..." Lingpingan reached out to support the other person's grateful body, which was about to bow down, patted her shoulder, and said in a pretentious manner: "It is fate that you and I can meet today!"

"It's even more entangled with cause and effect..."

"So you're welcome..."

Um……

I hope she never knows that the eunuch author is the person opposite her now.

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Mei Qing held the book in her hand.

This book is now very tame, without the original evil and madness.

She looked at a strange object in her hand again.

A strong light was emitted from the object, illuminating the fog in front of him.

She couldn't help but turn around and look at the shadowy figure looking at her at the door under the orange light in the mist.

The other party waved to her: "Go home early!"

Mei Qing nodded, turned around, and took a deep breath.

Light illuminates the way forward.

As a result, the fog thinned, and the road ahead seemed clear.

She walked forward.

There was no sound in the mist.

puff!

At a certain moment, she broke through the fog.

The whole person then appeared in the poison barrier.

A cold question appeared in my ears: "Are you the disciple of Brother Huang Shi in Leopard Head Mountain?"

Mei Qing raised her head and saw a twisted weirdo asking her questions in the poisonous barrier in front.

She suddenly remembered that she was accepting a strange commission.

She turned around and looked behind her.

There is no fog at all!

She looked at her hand again, and saw a dark, unknown, thin book.

An iron-green token.

"Where's the paint box?" She suddenly felt horrified.

She remembered that when she was drinking tea in that weird misty bookstore, she put the lacquer box on the glass table of the bookstore.

When she thought of this, she felt as if she had fallen into an ice cave. Without the lacquer box, there would be no invitation.

Without an invitation, this commission is doomed to fail!

Whether it was the weirdness of Zhujie Mountain or the ominousness of Leopard Head Mountain, they could tear her apart!

When she was feeling frightened, a huge figure appeared in the poison barrier in front of her.

"I wonder why your eyelids are twitching today!" The thing laughed loudly in the poison barrier: "It turns out that a distinguished guest is here!"

Nine twisted heads appeared one by one in the mist.

However, he bowed his head and bowed to Mei Qing with great respect: "Jiuling Yuansheng, the minor cultivator of Jiuqu Panheng Cave in Zhujie Mountain, pays homage to the fairy under the seat of Wutian Buddha!"

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Lingpingan pulled down the rolling shutter and closed the store door.

"Go to sleep!" he said.

Meow!

His cat meowed softly on the desk.

Lingpingan looked over and found that there seemed to be something extra on the table.

He walked over and picked it up.

It's a lacquer box, very old style.

He gently opened the lacquer box and found an invitation inside.

Picking it up and looking at it, he laughed.

I saw that it was written in traditional Chinese: Tomorrow, I will treat you with delicious food and drink to celebrate the Palladium Festival. I condescend to cross the mountain to talk about it. Fortunately, don’t leave it alone. I feel so grateful! On the right, the ancestor Weng Jiuling Yuansheng stands in front of him. Sun Huangshi, my disciple, bowed his head and bowed a hundred times!

"The yellow lion spirit invitation in Journey to the West..." he said with a smile.

Come to think of it, that female reader is not only his reader, but also a lover of Journey to the West.

He put the invitation back, closed the lacquer box again, and tucked it under his arm: "Maybe this thing was made to order with a lot of effort!"

"She'll definitely come back looking for it!"

"Let me put it away first!"

"Wait until that person comes back and then give it back to her!"

This kind of retro replica is worth a lot of money!

Naturally, things must be returned to their original owners and cannot be left casually.