I Really Didn’t Want To Make A Lot Of Money

Four mighty aircraft carrier formations attacked the African Federation from both sides.

This is the most powerful military force on earth.

Although the newly-born African Federation is the country with the most extensive territory, its military strength is in front of the United States, like a young child facing a strong man, not to mention the power to fight back, not even a trace of resistance.

The sky over the entire African Federation was declared a no-fly zone by the United States.

The most advanced fighter planes of the United States have fluttered across the coastal areas of Africa, and even strategic bombers, under the escort of fighter jets, traversed the African continent and flew over Addis Ababa, the temporary capital of the African Federation.

However, the people of United States have forgotten one thing.

Thirty million square kilometers of land is too big!

The United States has no more than one million troops, and it is impossible to control such a large area of ​​land no matter how much it can fight.

There have been many reports of U.S. military brutality on TV and on the Internet.

Beasts are not as good! The orphanage was "mistakenly bombed" by the US military, and the corpses of malnourished, yellow-faced children were everywhere!

frenzied! The US military drove helicopters to slaughter rare wild animals, and the northern white rhinos became extinct!

Shock! The US army sprayed herbicides, hundreds of thousands of hectares of land were not harvested, and tens of millions of people fell into famine!

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"Fakenews" became the mantra of the Pentagon spokesperson, and attacking the African Union is the day-to-day work of the Secretary of State.

However, the African Federation officials ignored the threat of force from the United States and did two things.

The first thing is, the Federal Interim President gave a public speech, calling on the people to hungry and solve the problem of starvation and health, and ignore the threats of United States people, because the probability of starvation and disease death is far greater than the probability of being beaten to death by United States people.

"Eastern China has a mysterious kung fu. The trick is: he makes him strong, and the breeze blows the hills; he lets him horizontally, and the moon shines on the river! Compatriots, we don’t care about the aggressive United States people, we What we need to do now is to develop agriculture with the help of friendly countries to solve the problem of food, popularize basic medical care and improve hygiene."

The second thing is to spread a big triangle with red plastic sheet in the offices of governments at all levels and thousands of military camps all over the African continent, with "Blow me" written in English in the middle.

These thousands of military barracks were established by countries guarding each other before the establishment of the African Federation. The barracks are large and small, and most of them are just a row of simple bungalows with a mud playground, which is not worth any money at all.

A missile from the United States is worth millions of dollars, and it is used to bomb military camps with anti-aircraft artillery to fight mosquitoes.

This gesture is like digging his nostrils like a flower, saying to Teacher Chen, who is holding expensive photographic equipment, "Snap me, snap me".

Soon, the phrase "bomb me" was carried forward by optimistic Africans. "Blow me" can be seen in schools, hospitals, villages, tribes, even on the T-shirts of pedestrians on the streets, and on the backs of elephants in the wild.

The U.S. military, which has always prided itself on precision-guided and surgical strikes, is useless.

The Pentagon’s unfavorable assignments, the depressed United States sent the Ministry of Commerce and trade representatives to brandish economic sanctions, imposed an economic blockade on the African Federation, and prohibited any economic exchanges between countries around the world and Africa.

The African Federation needs to import a large amount of food and industrial products because of its backward economy. This trick of the United States seems to have stuck the neck of the African Federation.

However, the United States stabbed a hornet's nest this time.

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The blond dog-nosed beauty is very unhappy.

She was originally free in United States, using her super sense of smell to easily lead a prosperous life. She is indeed still a student, studying business at a less famous university, preparing to enter the fashion circle in the future.

With her physical condition and super sense of smell, she intends to make a career in the perfume industry.

Unfortunately, before the dream was finished, she was recruited by the CIA into the "Hermes Hunting" task force.

This task force is mainly composed of skilled people. There is only one task, which is to find the despicable Hermes who has been provoking the great United States of America.

Nowadays, the dog-nosed beauty has become the core figure in the hunting of the Hermester contingent. The salary is very generous, and she has been awarded various honors. Her rank has risen and she has become a major in less than a year. 24 There are bodyguards personally guarded by the hour, and the security measures are close to the level of the president of the United States.

Because she is the only one who can find Hermes.

However, she was still unhappy.

The CIA is just using itself. As long as it can catch Hermes, the CIA can sacrifice itself at any time.

On the streets of Djibouti that night, if Hermes hadn't pushed him, he would have been killed by a missile.

Hermes is a good man, and the skilled people in the task force all say so.

He never kills civilians, including unarmed employees of the United States government. He doesn't even kill those who threaten his skills very much, just let it go.

However, the dog-nosed beauty could not understand why this Hermes played hide-and-seek with the United States government.

Today, the United States’ embassies in Africa are all closed and personnel are evacuated. The relationship between United States and the African Federation is like a lion fighting a rabbit.

The strange thing is that Hermes is the same today, standing on the cliff of the island in a daze, waiting for the arrival of the hunting contingent.

"The target stays still, it's still on the cliff." After the dog-nosed beauty again confirmed the position of Hermes, she motioned the speedboat to stop.

For her safety, the CIA officials asked her to keep her distance from Hermes.

The next thing is handled by the gunship in the air.

The dog nose is beautiful, the early warning aircraft scans and locks the target, and the armed helicopter launches an attack with air-to-surface missiles. In the last few operations, this model has been adopted.

However, without success once, Hermes always disappeared suddenly after being locked by the AWACS radar.

A total of five armed helicopters lined up, roaring towards the island.

"Five minutes ETA!" A slightly excited voice from the gunship pilot came from the headset.

The task force chased behind Hermes' ass and ran to every corner of Africa. The armed helicopters were dispatched countless times, and they had never locked the target.

The world's most advanced helicopter gunship has become the best sightseeing helicopter in Africa.

"ETA three minutes, turn on the insurance!" The helicopter pilot could no longer conceal his inner excitement, "Lock Hermes and prepare to attack!"

On the speedboat on the sea, the beautiful dog-nosed woman with a headset, sitting on the deck with her knees on her knees, her sunglasses obscured her eyes, she didn't know what she was thinking.

Boom!

There was movement behind her, she didn't look back, and asked casually: "Is there something wrong?"

There are more than a dozen elites from the Marine Corps on this military speedboat. Under their protection, Goubimei has never worried about her safety.

Um? !

There was a sudden movement of her nose, shocked, and she turned her head to look, "Hermes?"

"Tsk tusk, it's really a dog nose." The visitor's face was blurred, dripping all over, and sat down beside her, "It's been a long time, it's still so beautiful."

The dog-nosed beauty sat up straight, and her panic was well concealed by her sunglasses.

"You... how do you avoid my sense of smell?" she asked.

Although she was flustered, she was not very scared, because Hermes was a good man.

Hermes pointed to the sea, "My nose is also very sensitive, but the sea can block my sense of smell. So it can block you too."

A sea breeze blew by, as if echoing Hermes' statement.

The dog-nosed beauty frowned slightly, "You were on the cliff just now..."

The speedboat is several nautical miles from that cliff. Could Hermes teleport?

"I came by swimming," Hermes said.

"You, are you the sea king, swimming so fast?" The dog-nosed beauty is super sensitive, but has no other experience, and her speech is naive.

"what?!"

Hermes was visibly stunned.

"Aquaman, things happened a few years ago, now I resist United States wholeheartedly, no time." He said.

The dog-nosed beauty plucked up the courage and asked her puzzled question: "Why are you going against the United States government?"

The nervousness of spying on other people's secrets made her close her mouth, waiting to be rejected.

"Because the United States government provoked me first, I was just retaliating." Hermes said, "The nickname you gave me is not correct. It is more appropriate to call me the Avengers."

Both people talked about the government of the United States, not the United States. This is a different concept.

"Then you want to keep going like this?" After receiving an answer, the dog-nosed beauty became bold and asked, "What is your purpose?"

At this time, the pilot's exclamation came from her headset: "Ten targets...no, twelve...20 targets!"

Hermes took off her headset and said, "Okay. In the future, you will say that you can't find me because there are too many people with the same smell as me, and you can't tell. Don't come to me again!"

The dog-nosed beauty took off her sunglasses, her blue eyes fixed on Hermes, "You, I can't see you...what is your purpose?"

Hermes stood up and said, "Be the sea king!" He plunged into the sea with a violent move, and then a ball of water came out on the undulating sea and rolled away.

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