I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

"Only the last card left."

Lu Ye calmed down and turned over the last card.

The system roared again, but the sound fell in Lu Ye's ears, but it was like the sound of nature.

【Wow-! 】

【Gold is rare! 】

Lu Ye: "???"

I thought it was a legend.

The so-called golden rarity is nothing more than a can of alkaloids, aka "speed enhancers" of the blue suspicious drink.

[Speed ​​Enhancer (Enhanced Version): It can increase the speed of the elves to a certain extent, and the enhanced version has a more significant effect. It is not recommended for humans to drink]

(Drink it and you will run faster than a Hong Kong reporter!)

Lu Ye: "...This line of introduction always feels like something is going to happen."

Although it is written that it is not recommended for humans to drink, the introduction is eager for Lu Ye to drink it up.

Lu Ye pondered for a long time, and finally stuffed the suspicious blue drink into the cabinet.

"Wait until the first elf is captured, then let it drink it and try it..."

"There should be no problem with the production of the system. Although it is not a trainer, it is always right to run faster."

"Speaking of which, the Poké Ball hasn't arrived yet. Let's go to the Pokémon store tomorrow to check it out."

With the remaining 720 points of BP, Lu Ye plans to try again for ten consecutive draws when he reaches 1000 points.

Before going to bed, Lu Ye drank the can of Momoo fresh milk and smacked his mouth: "It's a little sweet."

[Drinking "Delicious Grade" Moo Moo Fresh Milk, BP Point +40]

[Drinking for the first time, the host's physique +1! 】

Chapter 6 Dawei Tianlong! World Honored Earth Store!

Early on Sunday morning, Lu Ye met the landlord who got up early to collect rent in the corridor.

"Little Lu, did you hear any strange noises last night?"

"Ah? I went to bed early yesterday, what is it?"

"I don't know either... Many people in the community said they encountered strange things, and the lights in the corridor couldn't be turned on."

"Our elevator is obviously only on the negative floor, and many tenants say they have seen the button on the negative second floor..."

"It's okay, Sister Liu, maybe the light bulb is broken. I'll check it out later." Lu Ye smiled.

Sister Liu heaved a sigh of relief and said softly, "I made fish head soup today, and I will have the sucker golem deliver it later."

Lu Ye nodded, and only reacted halfway to the entrance of the corridor, with a strange look on his face.

"Fish head soup... Could it be the King Carp?!"

In old-fashioned buildings with six floors up and down, even the elevators are freight elevators, and it is normal for the wires to short-circuit.

Lu Ye came to the first floor, checked the electric valve, and replaced the light bulb.

"Strange, the light bulb is obviously good."

Lu Ye scratched his head, and walked into the elevator by a ghost.

The air was damp in the dim freight elevator, and the sublet advertisements were covered with mildew.

Below "B1", there is a mottled button - "B2".

Lu Ye rubbed his eyes, but only the "B1" button appeared in front of him.

"Did you hit a ghost in broad daylight?" Lu Ye swallowed.

"System, how do you generally deal with this situation?"

[Recommended skills: Holy Light Lv1 requires BP points: 2000, Punishment Lv1 requires BP points: 3000, Dawei Tianlong Lv1 requires BP points: 5000]

"You even have Punishment and Dawei Tianlong!?

"Forget it, now is not the time to complain about this - do you dare to use some skills that I can afford?"

[Recommended skill: Spirit Vision Lv1 requires BP: 500]

[Whether 500BP points are spent to unlock the skill "Spiritual Vision Lv1"]

"Hurry up, hurry up!"

[Remaining BP points: 260]

[Spiritual Vision Lv1: Improve vision, with a small probability of seeing through spiritual creatures. (Your vision is different from ordinary people, but be careful, high vision is sometimes not a good thing...)]

Before Lu Ye thought about it, he looked around cautiously, and a drop of cold sweat fell from his forehead.

"Nothing at all?"

In the empty freight elevator, the cold wind passed through the hall, with a musty smell, and a dim yellow incandescent lamp creaked.

The old man in the security uniform yawned outside the elevator.

"Young man, you've been standing in there for a long time... It's not like you're urinating anywhere!"

Lu Ye left the elevator with a strange expression.

"Master, there are no urban legends around here, right?"

"Yes, my granddaughter told me about it." The old man was interested, "It is said that there is a girl called a ripper, but it is actually a kind of elf called a big mouth baby."

"And that cat-faced old lady, guess what - Zoroark!"

"Master, stop." Lu Ye looked strange, "Your granddaughter knows enough!"

"That's right, my granddaughter is an elite trainer!" The uncle was triumphant.

"I know you kid, the tenant on the sixth floor, and I haven't seen you out for half a month."

"Look at your young age, not being a trainer and making a fortune, what's the point of being a little anchor here!"

"Thank you for your blessings." Lu Ye hurriedly retreated.

…

On the way to the elf store, Lu Ye recalled the scene just now.

"It shouldn't be a supernatural event, it's nothing more than a ghost-type elves... This is very reasonable."

Lu Ye is a staunch materialist.

As the saying goes, Zibuyu's strange power is chaotic - the fighting type's strange power is really enough to beat the ghost type.

"When the time comes, let the proprietress find a few elite trainers to exterminate the spirits, and it should be no problem."

After letting out a breath and calming down, Lu Ye opened Meituan to search for nearby businesses.

"For lunch, there is a kaiseki restaurant here... Dumb animal tail sashimi, 3888 yuan per serving? Excuse me!"

"Let's go buy a Poke Ball first." Lu Ye murmured, "There are several breeding houses nearby, you can visit later."

In the system store, 200BP is a red and white ball, which is a bit expensive.

In comparison, in reality, 500 yuan a pokeball is too much cost-effective.

When he came to the elf store, Lu Ye spent 2,500 yuan to buy five elf balls, and the balance on his body was 17,000 yuan.

But in the breeding house, Lu Ye didn't see the initial elf he liked.

"Ibrahimovic and Rock Dog are very popular elves." The clerk regretted, "Even if you pre-order, you have to do it six months in advance."

"It's okay, I'll just ask."

Similar to the precious pets in the previous life, the price of Ibrahimovic is 3W, and the price of Rock Dog is close to 5W.

Lu Ye was a little embarrassed.

Elf eggs like unicorns and thorn-tailed worms are very cheap, you can pick one from two to three hundred, and your qualifications are left to fate.

Bird sprites, Bobo and Aoguyan's sprite eggs are also for sale, about 2,000.

But Lu Ye thought about it, instead of buying such a bad street elf, it would be more cost-effective to go out and grab one by himself.

"If you conquer the elves yourself, please pay attention to safety." The clerk said with shame, "In recent years, there have been many news of accidental injuries."

Lu Yibu's plan declared bankruptcy, and Lu Ye had no choice but to return to his residence.

Sunset west of the mountains, the drowsy twilight filled the air, and a group of fierce birds flew across the sky, making hoarse calls.

"Gah-!"

Lu Ye played with the pocket-sized Poké Ball in his hand, and held the enlarged Poké Ball in the palm of his hand, enjoying the game.

Walking into the elevator lightly, a drop of cold sweat suddenly ran across Lu Ye's forehead.

"broken."

The vision in front of me suddenly became blurred, and the style of painting changed suddenly, as if someone suddenly reversed the color palette of this world.

If you have to describe it, it's like JOJO's wonderful discoloration—

The row of elevator buttons was covered with scary green **** handprints.

The incandescent lamp above his head shook wildly, making a screaming "crunch" sound, and the wick flashed violently, and finally went out with a "squeak".

In the dead silence, the rotten musty smell filled the nostrils, and the damp and cold wind licked Lu Ye's neck like a scarlet long tongue.

Lu Ye was stunned.

The elevator door, which closed automatically, slowly opened after falling to the second underground floor.

[“Ling Vision Lv1” Judgment - Great Success! 】

A fluorescent green appeared in front of Lu Ye's eyes, like an "eagle eye".

By now, Lu Ye calmed down and raised his head expressionlessly.

A pair of bulging eyes with big whites, a smile that reaches to the base of the ears, scarlet tongue coating, and a long tongue.

Gui Si approached quickly, and looked at Lu Ye like this, staring at each other for a minute.

"Crack-"

The white light came on suddenly.

Lu Ye lowered his head, shook his hands, and sent a message to the fans in the live broadcast room.

"【picture】"

"What should I do if I hit a ghost at night, wait online, I'm in a hurry!"

Chapter 7 'Green' has joined the chat group

"Mr. Lu, you have today too!"

"Ah this..."

"Cute, miss the day."

"?? Be yourself upstairs!"

All those who were diving at ordinary times were bombed out, and the group was filled with a happy atmosphere for a while.

[Fighting people: ... or try throwing the Poké Ball? 】

[Mr. Lu: Are you sure that after I threw the ball, it won't become angry? 】

【Man who fights:…】

Crimson dived again, Lu Ye put down his phone, and glared back at Gui Si.

"What are you looking at!"

"Mouth?"

Just then, the phone vibrated again, and a somewhat familiar ID made a suggestion.