I Signed In For a Thousand Years, I Just Want To Get Away From the World

　　 The brothers and sisters are all Taoists from Youfang, and when they come back, they are just to witness the heart-watching ceremony of the younger brothers.

　　 I said they all left, but they are not. At least the senior brother, the fourth senior brother, and the fifth senior brother all kept.

The big brother is a middle-aged man with a kind, immortal and rustic spirit. He is fast and slippery. It is said that he was seriously injured when he was young. After that, he concentrated on presiding over the house affairs in the Tai Chi Palace, fasting rituals, and worshiping. Gong Xiangke, picking and buying food, etc. are all in charge, and he is also the "financial director" who is responsible for giving "salaries" to the Taoist priests who do things.

　　 He is usually a busy person, even if he is busy, he will not practice, but ran to Daozang Pavilion to find the four senior brothers to play chess.

Brother Si is a bookish man who treats others peacefully, and his beautiful looks make girls jealous. He is in charge of the Taoist Pavilion of Tai Chi Palace. He is a freak who does not cultivate life but only cultivates sex, so... never going out, staying at home. very.

The fifth brother has disabled legs. It is said that he had a lot of status in the duny world, but afterwards he only felt a dream, and the mountain climber begged his master to accept him as a disciple. As for why his legs would be disabled... No one mentions or asks the whole mountain, but one thing is clear.

　　 That is, if it weren't for a sparrow to save him, he would not only break his leg, but also lose his life.

Everyone knows this, because as long as the fifth senior drank, he would turn the matter over and over, saying that he would lie down on the table and cry at the end, without the slightest indifferent appearance. Whoever approaches him, he will tell the "monster "Separate good and evil" this sentence brainwashed to you.

　　 Xiang Baiquan and Senior Brother Wu drank many times and were "brainwashed" many times.

　　 Therefore, Xiang Baiquan would not see the demon, so he wanted to kill with a stick.

　　 After all, Senior Brother Five still owes a sparrow demon's life-saving grace, and he can't pay it back, because the sparrow demon died when he saved him, and the unrequited kindness is the biggest regret.

　　 Sixth elder sister Bai Meizi was the first to leave, she seemed to have something important.

　　Second Sister and Third Sister left later, and they each spread some common sense of cultivation for the younger apprentices, and then went out in collaboration with some Wudang Taoist priests among the nine generations of Wudang disciples.

　　In this chaotic world, wherever you go, you will almost always encounter a haunting monster.

　　 The government is busy, and the Taoist priests are also busy.

　　 As a fat Taoist Brother San, he is very kind and active, and he can eat everywhere.

　　 The second elder sister is a secret weapon although she doesn't speak much. No matter what monsters they encounter, a group of sword repairmen will guard her like a treasure, because as long as the second elder sister is there, they can definitely come back.

　　......

　　 In the following days, Xiang Baiquan was not idle except for signing in every day.

　　 As a Taoist priest, he needs to stay in Tai Chi Palace for five years.

　　Five years later, as a sword repairman of his life, he needs to go down the mountain to practice whether he wants it or not, unless he is also a pure practitioner of life, or he has broken his leg, suffered an incurable injury, and so on.

　　 The Taoist priest is responsible for the practical affairs in the palace. Seniority is one thing, but status is another.

Although all the nine generations of Wudang disciples who saw Xiang Baiquan would respectfully yell "Little Master", but this little Master still needs to put on a fitting white robe and put on a crescent crown solemnly. Go to the front palace to help receive the pilgrims who worship the palace.

　　Morning class and evening class, naturally you can never be absent.

　　 If you count the chores of these Taoist priests, if you are lazy, all the time will slip away.

　　 There are also several nephews who became the Taoist priests with Xiang Baiquan. Most of these nephews followed the four seniors and five seniors. Who made these three stay on the mountain?

　　 And these nephews have been practicing desperately after obtaining the "Zhou Tian Xing Qi Method" and "Golden Light Curse".

　　 Regardless of the main destiny or the main nature, the movement of qi and the golden curse are must be learned.

　　 Xiang Baiquan can be much more relaxed, he hasn't practiced.

　　 Every day I should eat, sleep, breeze and brighten the moon, and drink a few water and wine from villages and towns under the mountains.

Wudang Taiji Palace only forbids licentiousness, but Dao couples cannot help. In fact, in Tai Chi Palace and even Dao Xiang, "sex" is a natural physiological need, and it is not necessary to quit deliberately, but to "happiness and restraint." Gain physical and mental health from it.

There is even a saying in the Taoist book that "Yin and yang are indispensable for human beings, and if yin and yang are not exchanged, they will sit down and cause congestion. Therefore, they are claustrophobic, ill and unable to live long. And, it doesn’t need to be damaged.”

　　 In short, you can't help but fall in love, but don't influence monasticism, don't break the morals, just be uncontrollable.

　　 Therefore, the tall and sunny little uncle, who was born at the age of sixteen, has become the target of many teachers, nephews and Taoist aunts to implement "the inextricable yin and yang".

　　 Teachers, nephews and Taoist aunts are very good at picking time and location. Usually they will meet the younger teacher at a certain twilight in a place far away from the Taoist palace, such as villages and towns under the mountain.

　　 Then they first asked the little teacher for questions, and after asking the questions, it was just time for dinner.

　　 I must order wine when I have a meal. It will be dark if I drink the perfect wine, and some aunts can still count as rain, so it is not only dark but also raining.

　　 This is a good time to stay in the inn.

　　 Master Nephew and Little Master will open two rooms first, and then come to Little Master’s room by asking questions.

　　 will take a bath before coming.

　　 But, usually, the teachers, nephews and Taoist aunts really have to leave after asking questions.

　　 One come and two, my nephews spent money, but they failed to reconcile yin and yang. They continued to prolong their life with joy for a long time. This is very angry. I have eaten all of them. Can’t I eat more?

　　 You know, the Taoist priests in Tai Chi Palace actually don't have much money, and the money for the incense is in Tai Chi Palace.

　　 Therefore, every invitation is a painful comprehension.

　　 Fortunately, on the day when the "financial director distributes the salary", the little teacher uncle received the "salary" and would silently send the money back to them.

　　 Wherever the little Taoist aunts are willing to accept, the little uncle smiled and said, "Please fulfill the Taoist heart of the trail."

Destroying human Dao Xin, such as murdering parents, rises to the height of "Dao Xin", the little Dao aunts can only collect money... the meat that hurt before is no longer hurt, and the misunderstanding and anger towards the uncle before disappeared. It turned out to be such a little uncle.

　　 Come and go twice, the little uncle is especially popular with the little Taoist aunts.

But the Taoist priests and nephews are a little bit sour. On the surface, they don’t say anything, but in my heart they silently mutter, "Little Master does not practice seriously, and the cultivation level is dragged down. It will definitely become a joke. Take a warning." .

　　......

　　 After living like this, it was the last day of winter in a blink of an eye.

　　 In the heavy snow, Xiang Baiquan sat under the eaves of the quiet room with his hands hanging down.

　　In his plan, starting from tomorrow, he will use the "Twenty Times Pill" to start practicing.

　　 "System, sign me in!"

　　 My heart moved.

　　 Xiang Baiquan only felt familiar voices in his mind.

Ding!

　　 The host binds the martial art to Wudang Mountain Tai Chi Palace, and starts to sign in.

Ding!

　　 You have obtained [Sun Yat-sen Huang Ting Jing].

　　 After two voices ~www.wuxiahere.com~ a book with dark golden pages appeared in Xiang Baiquan's mind.

　　 Xiang Baiquan took it out and looked at it, and couldn't help but exclaimed...

　　 "This is a method of life cultivation, and when you cultivate to a high place, you can actually add Dahi Zhenyuan to the qi...What is adding Dahi Zhenyuan?"

　　 Although he didn't practice, he had consulted the second elder sister and the third elder brother anyway. In addition, "promotion of qi" was one of the many topics discussed by Taoist priests on the mountain, so he still understood the realm of "qi".

　　 Qi Xing method, the ultimate of the first level, is to be able to generate qi, and to perform weekly movement between the two channels of Ren and Du, even if it is unintentional.

　　 This is "Chou Tian Xing Qi".

　　 The ultimate of the second level is to be able to touch all the movement channels except the Ren Du two channels between the movement qi.

　　 can reach this level, the use of zhen qi will rise to a very high level, even if you are sick, poisoned and injured, you only need to bleed the air over, and the wound will be burned by flames, and it can be quickly healed.

　　 This is called "burning the body".

The ultimate of the third level is that after the Qi enters the Eight Channels of the Qi Meridian, it can go deeper to reach one hundred and eight hidden acupoints that mortals don’t know, and even cover the whole body, reaching this state... Almost can survive in the water. , No matter how high the skill is, it will not die if burned in the fire.

　　 This is called "congenital fetal rest".

　　 What I breathe is no longer acquired air, but innate air, that is, I put the feather on his nose and it won't flutter at all.

　　 "Period Qi", "burning the body by fire", and "congenital fetal breath" are the three realms of Qi.

but...

　　 "What do you mean by adding Dainichi Mamoto?"

　　 Xiang Baiquan is very puzzling. It seems that this exercise has exceeded the upper limit of his own knowledge.