I Treat You as a Brother

Xu Xiran, straight male. Having a legendary gays’-heavenly-dish face since forever, and a target of countless same-sex’s fanatical pursuits, he couldn’t bear it anymore, so he posted on the Internet to complain.

Fang Mo, gay. One day, he saw someone throwing dirty water on many gays under the pretense of being a tree hole (1), so he decided to fish in order to enforce justice.

Fang Mo: My good brother, me too. You and I share the same affliction. If you don’t believe me, how ’bout we exchange photos?

Xu Xiran: Wow Brother, you must have suffered a lot from being so handsome! I look like this.

Before seeing Xu Xiran’s photo, Fang Mo thought he was the most handsome guy in the world.

After seeing it, he desperately wanted to sleep with Xu Xiran.

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Xu Xiran (gong) X Fang Mo (shou) Perspectives alternate between straight and bent.

(1) someone you can tell your secrets to without fear of being judged or your secret spreading