I Trick Even the Lames to Stand up for Me

Chapter 102: Ha ha! It's cool!

Huang Yong greeted Master Meng's eighteenth generation ancestors in his heart, saying that he is like a worldly man. In fact, he looks at money for one thing, and sells one thousand incense sticks. Ask him to make incense beforehand. The better. Of course, you have to pay for things separately, and you have to pay for everything. The master will not care if the money is less.

Now asking Master Meng to save his life, Huang Yong can't show dissatisfaction on the surface, and he bitterly bit his teeth.

Master Meng squinted his eyes, took a sip of tea, and tapped **** on the table, saying slowly: "I look at you, it is a rich and noble life, and your life is only worth 80,000 yuan. Grandpa Grandpa thinks, you don't stop at this price. "

His **** nodded and implied, meaning: double.

Huang Yong suffocated, gritted his teeth and said, "160,000."

"Master Zu thinks it's okay." Master Meng stood up slowly, smiled, took two drawn spells from the drawing, and wrapped them in a cloth bag. "You take this bag first, Drive away the resentment on your body, go to the back and have a good night's sleep. When I close the store at night, I will go with you, and I dare not come to see the ghost. "

"Thank you Master Meng." Huang Yong took it with both hands, scolding this deadly pretending master countless times in his heart, and on the surface still gratefully bowed several times. In short, with the master to save his life, he immediately relaxed and became physically fit Son became tired and really wanted to sleep.

Master Meng's small shop is a two-bedroom, one-living room, one bedroom lives on its own, and one has a small door cut and sells things. The living room was full of messy paper, peach swords and other messy things, and the house was messy and messy. The place where he slept was a small broken bed on the balcony, and the surrounding was full of debris. At this time, Huang Yong was not Disgusted, lie down and sleep.

I thought I could finally sleep peacefully. What I didn't expect was that once he closed his eyes, it was Li Shan's **** face. The other party didn't say anything, just looked at him with a smile, that weird look made Huang Yong wake up in his dream, and he sat up suddenly with a cold sweat.

Looking at the bag containing the charms, Huang Yong didn't know. The charms didn't work? Is this a dream? Or is the other party really here?

Master Meng was more proud and asked him that he might be considered not to believe him, and he might lose his temper. Huang Yong didn't dare to ask, holding the charm in his hands tightly, and lying down for a while, but couldn't sleep anymore. The air conditioner hanging on the wall was blowing cool air, which made him have to think of the picture that Li Shan climbed out of the air conditioner outlet. The more he wanted to get colder, the more he became scared. The heart that he just put down again mentioned his throat. Not nervous. Going on like this, he feels that he will have heart failure.

Until the evening, Huang Yong was hungry. I did n’t eat breakfast or lunch. At night I could n’t keep my eyes off, so he called the hotel next door to deliver eight dishes and two bottles of good wine. After Master Meng had enough food and drink, it was slow. Followed Huang Yong to his house.

As soon as he entered the door, Master Meng gave a cold face, "It's a heavy grudge, this ghost will not easily set you on fire."

Huang Yong thought of last night's picture and was frightened.

Master Meng said calmly: "Don't be afraid, after this disaster, you will be promoted to a higher salary and become richer and richer."

Huang Yong rejoiced and said nervously, "Thank you Master Meng for saving me! It's all up to the Master!"

Master Meng smiled a little, put on a robe, put on a hat, took out a peach sword with a right face, read a spell, set the altar, sat on the ground, and started meditating, "Relax, as long as he dares to come, I He's going to let him go. "

Looking at him, Huang Yong relaxed completely, looking very reliable, he was saved.

In the evening, Li Shan and the ghost baby still came. Huang Yong's family was obviously popular, but the light was black. The flashing in the living room seemed to be a brazier. They were sensitive to the feeling that the atmosphere was not right. Break in. The ghost baby shook his nose and smelled it. "I seem to smell the smell of the incense, which is still inferior. The quality is worse than that used by Master Gu by eighteen thousand miles, and I smell it."

Li Shan calmed his face. "The master really came back with him. He is rich and easy to handle."

Ghost baby pulled out a piece of money from his pocket and smiled for Li Shan. "Uncle, my money is for you."

Li Shan froze, then smiled, "You gave it to me, what do you spend?"

The ghost baby touched his head and smiled, "I don't need it, as long as I have a place to live, I still have food to eat, I have clothes to wear, and I don't want money."

Li Shan's face softened, and he shoved the money back into the ghost baby's pocket. "You can buy sugar and eat it, uncle don't."

During the conversation, Master Meng, who was meditating, opened her eyes cautiously, "What a ghost! Two ghosts?"

Huang Yong shrank under the table in shock, and looked at Master Meng for help. Master Meng picked up the peach sword and twitched his mouth, reassuringly: "Be assured that with me, no one can hurt you."

He stood up, walked to the window a few steps, poke a spell on the sword, and said with a cold face: "Where the evil spirits come from, dare to kill human life, see Dao master overdo you today!"

A white light split in the past, and the ghost baby took Li Shan to hide in a thrill, and ran away, "Oh, beloved! Fight a ghost! Run away!"

The ghost boy persuades the meaning of resistance, and the thief runs fast. Li Shan has never seen such a scene, and can only run with the ghost baby.

At this time, two rune papers were thrown out of the window, chasing them with their ghostly spirits looking for them, and when they were far away, they already felt the danger above them. This priest really had a little skill.

"Help me, help me! Master Gu save me!" The ghost baby screamed in fright, and escaped frantically.

Just before it was about to catch up, a murderous ghost spirit condensed into a sharp arrow, flew past the ear of the ghost baby, silently blocked the two rune papers behind the ghost baby, one arrow penetrated two, black The ghostly spirit directly burned the two rune papers into slag. The ghost baby looked up in surprise, "Night away! Lingling!"

Eight-year-old Ye Liliang stood in the air with a black robe, red belt, and black hair tied with a red hairband, standing in the wind. With a long black bow in his hand, he looked at the ghost baby expressionlessly and pulled them indifferently with a ghostly spirit behind him. "Go away and get in the way."

The ghost baby shrank his neck and was afraid to squeak.

Ye Li pulled a long bow and aimed at the 20-story glass. The murderous and aggressive spirit was shot directly into Huang Yong's house. All the ghost-controlling things set by Master Meng were removed violently, ghostly and white light. After the collision, all rune papers and magic circles were destroyed. Ye Lichang's eyes were cold, with a scornful sigh, and he was evaluated on two words: "Too wasteful."

Ye Li sat on the shoulder with Ling Ling, also wearing the same style of clothes as Ye Li, with long hair hanging from the waist to flutter in the wind, big purple eyes flickering to the theater, his calf swaying leisurely, applauding to his brother Proudly said: "Dare to find a helper, when we are not ghosts? Guizai, are you two okay?"

The ghost baby shook his head, silly, "It's okay, we run fast."

Master Meng watched the law array he had carefully laid was destroyed, and the scene was a mess. The ghostly spirit even suppressed his aura. He had a somber face and swallowed nervously, "Who are you?"

Lingling's proud waist was almost reaching his armpit, and he told the other proudly, "Gu Yeling, Gu Ye's girlfriend, hit my brother, and my dad said that he covered him. Go wherever you come, or you might pack up with you. "

"Gu Ye ..." Upon hearing Gu Ye's name, Master Meng's eyes flashed, and a bit of cowardice flashed in his eyes. Gu Ye dared to knock on the door of the headquarters of the Xuanshu Society, broke all the legal array, and turned the ghost It was brought in because the person of the Xuanshu Society hurt his spirit. Such a stinky, so hard, and so short-tempered temper has its own ability, and his family background is so strong, and he has no good luck against him.

Master Meng immediately had the urge to turn around and run.

Huang Yong watched him move, and anxiously asked, "Master Meng, what about that ghost? Did you kill him?"

Master Meng's face sank. Thinking of the 160,000 yuan that he got, he couldn't bear to take it out. Besides, the construction company regarded him as a master, so he retired, it was difficult to find a job in the future, and he lost his face. . So Master Meng stiffened his neck and said fiercely, "Gu Ye cannot bully people too much!"

Ye Li snorted, "Bully you? You deserve it! Go!"

Master Meng was frightened by the murderous spirit in Ye Li's voice. This little ghost was young and had a strong murderous spirit.

Ling Ling said brittlely: "Many acts of injustice will confess, you old man, help anyone, be careful of being condemned!"

Master Meng was flushed with anger. He was only forty years old. Where is he like an old man?

Ye Li had already pointed at him with his bow and arrow, his eyes were cold, and his eyes had told him not to roll? The soul is flying!

Master Meng took a deep breath. After all, money and face are still lifeless. He hurried to Huang Yongdao: "I will refund you money, I can't help you with this, please ask for blessings!"

"What ?!" Huang Yong was intimidated directly. He was so confident just now. He didn't care what he said? "Master Meng! Master Meng? I'll give you money! 200,000! Twenty-two thousand! Master Meng ?!"

No matter how Huang Yong shouted, Master Meng ran away without looking back. Gu Yeyang's ghosts are so powerful. What can I do?

Huang Yong could not hold his head in disbelief. The whole person's mind was empty. Master Meng, who loves money so much, didn't even have money. What happened?

Seeing Master Meng running out of the building, the ghost baby finally lifted her chest, pulled Li Shan to climb from the window to the 20th floor, pointed at Huang Yong inside, and angrily shouted: "Uncle! Come on! Do him! "

Ye Li took a look at them, and was too lazy to help them, holding a handful of spirits on his shoulders, flying back to Ye.

Gu Ye took out a bundle of paper people stacked with spirits, and the spirits were already filled with charms. After Gu Ye injected the ghostly spirit, he lifted the charms, and as the paper people were divided, countless and Li Shan An identical ghost emerged. Gu Ye narrowed his eyes and waved his hands, lest the world wouldn't mess up: "Let's go together, and those who confess guilt, don't sleep well."

At this time in the police station, "Strange, why is the list in the Li Shan case gone? Who sees the list on my desk? If the Li Shan case is true, they are all suspects."

"I haven't seen it yet."

"It's gone."

"Who will take away the garbage, I will print another for you."

This night, all the people on the list were so scared that they were crying, yelling, yelling, yelling, yelling, yelling, daddy, yelling, daddy, daddy and daddy have two more legs. They were afraid they would not run fast enough.

In the early morning of the next day, someone in the Xuanshu group asked: Isn't Gu Ye in the group? Break it down and pull him in.

Gu Ye has been there all the time, but people who have learned it before do n’t like him. He has been in the air all the time. When he sees someone looking for it, he makes a bubble: I ’m here, what's wrong?

The crayfish is not too numb: I received a few people asking about it today, saying that I was scared by a ghost last night, and I heard that the ghost you raised went out yesterday for a fight. Does this matter to you?

In fact, everyone has guessed that eight or nine are inseparable from ten, and only Gu Yegan is so tossing, and only his group is capable of producing so many ghost substitutes.

Gu Ye smiled back: They received unlucky money, and I scared them. Tell them quickly if you want to survive, the police department is righteous, and the ghost cannot get in.

Someone asked: Let's divide the situation, even good ghosts can go in.

Gu Ye: I lied to scum (Cigarette lighter.jpg)

There was a hahaha in the group. I didn't expect Gu Ye to talk so well, and even joking, they got in touch with him, indicating that they also learned this method. Lost tricks, one person can't think of it, everyone thinks together, there is no loss, but only more.

So, the police station received more than a dozen calls to surrender that day. For the first time, in a case without evidence, the suspects surrendered themselves!

The police officer in charge of this case was also stunned. What happened?

At this time, Huang Yong couldn't carry it. As the main suspect, he was also an insider. Even if his mental quality was even better, he couldn't be so frightened. He ran to the police station, holding the gate of the police station, and was weak. Kneeling on the ground, crying, "I surrendered, please catch me up! What you ask, what I say, don't let me out, I can't stand it!"

Policemen:"……"

Faced with more than a dozen surrendered criminals, all crowded into an interrogation room, scrambling to pour out their own crimes like pouring beans, and the policeman who took the transcript drew the corners of his mouth and drew again.

The highlight was still with Huang Yong. He was put on trial separately. Huang Yong was not as calm as when he first met, his face was yellow and his eyes were blue and black, as if he had not slept for several nights. He stunned, as if he could faint in the next second.

"Li Shan did fall when we were working on the construction site. He fell to the death on the spot, mainly because the safety measures failed. We took out 70% of the money for security protection and divided it equally. Chen Hong took one of them. One third of them are divided equally among us. This is not the first time. We have done the same before. We have used defective ropes, hollow chains, and old nets for several years. "

The policeman raised his eyebrows in surprise, looked at him suspiciously, and saw the suspect who cooperated for the first time, and explained so clearly. Did he not want to go out or sip?

Huang Yong continued: "After Li Shan's death, I and Chen Hong talked on the phone. In order not to affect the delivery and performance, I took four Li Shan workers and put his body in a cement mixer. , Shattered on the spot, and mixed with tons of sediment, the body was missing at the time. What else do you want to know? As long as I live in the police station, I say everything. "

The police heard that the scalp was numb, and this method of destroying the dead was simply heartbroken. "Catch Chen Hong before you talk!"

Chen Hong was already under police surveillance. When he said he was going to arrest Chen Hong, the police responsible for monitoring him reported it anxiously: "Chen Hong disappeared, I kept staring, he didn't come out at home, but I do n’t know why. That ’s it! ”

The police immediately dispatched police forces to find Chen Hong, and at this time Chen Hong was already standing on the roof of Building 15 of Changming District. Of course he did not want to come, but was arrested.

"What the **** do you want to do?" Chen Hong felt the wind above, looked at the building far away, and felt dizzy. He felt a kind of hanging under his feet. Do not dare to move.

Li Shan asked lightly: "A dead man, what do you say I want to take you to?"

"I don't want to die! I can't die!" Chen Hong climbed up the stairs with both hands and feet, shaking with trembling, scared and cold.

Li Shan walked over, grabbed his collar and dragged him to the edge like a dead body, pulled him up, let him stand up, grabbed his neck and let him look down, Chen Hongli was scared When he collapsed, he shook like a sieve and didn't dare open his eyes.

Li Shan held his hand around his neck slightly, and asked indignantly, "Is it high? It will be dead if you fall?"

Chen Hong nodded forcefully, "It's terrible! I can't, I'm afraid of heights!"

Li Shan said coldly: "Look, it's so high, it's in this position, it's just falling down here. The protection net below is really not strong, it will break when you hit it. Would you like to try jumping? ? "

"Don't! You let me go! I will be a cow for you in my next life! I will burn incense for you every day!" Chen Hong's voice changed and he begged for mercy, saying "I beg you! I am wrong" Come, let me go! "

At this time, someone had found someone upstairs, and the alarm was good. The firefighters rushed to the ground, spread a thick air cushion underneath, and yelled at Chen Hong with a loud speaker to keep him from thinking.

Chen Hong was so scared that he almost urinated. Seeing the firefighter was like seeing the savior, crying and crying, "I don't want to die! Save me! Come up and save me!"

Li Shan made a tick, and stood behind Chen Hong and nudged gently, "Feel it."

"Ah !!!" Accompanied by a scream, Chen Hong planted straight and was forced to experience a despair of falling from a high altitude.

The result: not dead, but multiple fractures throughout the body.

When the police found Chen Hong, he had been taken into an ambulance. At this point, all persons involved were arrested.

This is a case without evidence, but the suspects are all surrendered.

Li Shan's four workers, who concealed the situation and participated in the destruction of the corpse, were confiscated 200,000 stolen money, and they were also legally responsible.

When Li Shan saw this result, his eyes were not sad or happy, the resentment on his body dissipated little by little, and he bowed deeply to Gu Ye, for a long time he did not straighten up.

Gu Yehan smiled, "In this world, there is still justice. Money can't buy everything, it can't buy justice, it can't buy the law, and it's not a silly master like me who doesn't want money."

Li Shan gratefully said: "Thank you! I have nothing but thank you, I don't know how to repay you."

"You sincerely thank you, that's enough." Gu Ye smiled and waved, "Go away, go, and go where you should be."

Li Shan's figure gradually became transparent. Before disappearing, he looked at the ghost baby and sighed, "If you are my son, how good it should be."

The ghost baby looked aggressive and looked at Li Shan who disappeared, "What does uncle mean?"

Gu Ye explained: "Uncle means that I like you very much and want a son like you."

The ghost baby was holding his face, and the shocked eyes were almost staring out.

Gu Ye smiled, and the two really had a fate, "Would you like to have a reincarnation with him? I'll send you over."

The subconscious child asked: "Are you going to drive me away?"

Gu Ye smiled, "I just think that you and the fate have a fate. If you don't want to leave, you can stay. You are responsible for the hygiene at home, but you have enough food."

The ghost baby happily dived into the pendant of the cloudy doll, flying around Gu Ye, "then I choose to stay!"

After sending Li Shan away, Gu Ye ordered Sanxiangxiang and paid homage to his master's tablet. "I keep in mind what you teach. Even if you have been away for so many years, I still do as I will, to avenge the ghosts, Open the way for others, live with a clear conscience, Master, are you happy? "

Wu Qingyan hovered over the tablet, and the tablet would not give him any response.

Gu Ye looked at the cold tablet and felt aggrieved like a child. "Don't you want me? You don't even come back to see me, you don't even give me a dream, how safe are you to me? I'm looking for someone , Man, are you surprised? "

After two minutes of silence, Gu Yemei softly touched the words on the tablet, and her mouth picked up, "Old man, I'm doing fine. Rest assured, I'll send you some beautiful girls next day, Be happy ~ "

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Li Shan's case quickly came out with a closing report. This case made the entire police station feel incredible. After Mu Jingfei understood the whole thing, he called Gu Ye: "Did you blend this case? How to solve the case? Unheard of. "

"Hey." Gu Ye narrowed his eyes and smiled, not admitting or denying.

Mu Jingfei knew immediately that he was right. "Shit boy, we will really set up a special department at that time, will you come?"

Gu Ye smiled, "What am I going to do? Do I have a meal?"

Mu Jingfei said angrily: "Be the team leader, you will handle special cases, and we can cooperate."

"Then I can't do it, I won't check in to work every day, and I won't follow the rules, but I have a personal recommendation, and I am of the right age. I am relatively stable."

Mu Jingfei chuckled, "I'll just say that.

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "Oh."

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There are two days to go to school. Gu Ye packed her things, completely moved to find Yu Ze, pulled the other's sleeve to be coquettish, "Dear, you have to send me to school."

It was not easy for Yu Zhe to wait for him to finish, and he agreed to whatever he asked, "Okay, I'll arrange the time in advance."

Gu Ye took out a card from his wallet, "This is my house's key card. I changed the password one day. I forgot to tell you to reserve it. You sent me to school in the morning and sent my luggage to my house. Someone washed my car and sent it to me. "

Yu Ze nodded and agreed, "Okay, leave early in the morning to catch up."

Gu Ye said happily: "I am different if everyone else goes by myself. I have an object, I am so handsome, so rich, how can you say that I am so good? How can my vision be so good?"

Yu Ze was amused by him, holding his hand, and finally enjoyed this leisurely time, "You are the best."

Gu Ye was thinking about the skin and was so sincerely embarrassed, but embarrassed, "Let's go for a walk. When I came, I saw a new ice cream shop opened on the street. I want to eat."

The night had already fallen and it was not that hot. The two went for a walk after dinner and left the house holding hands. On the way, many people saw their two men holding hands and looked at them with surprise. They didn't care, who loved to see who looked at each other, was bright together.

Gu Ye came to the ice cream shop and said happily, "I want mango flavor, large portions."

Yu Ze told the waiter: "I want a small portion."

Gu Ye said voluntarily: "I want to be big."

Yu Ze coaxed: "The large portion is too big, and you have a stomachache when you eat it, so be small."

Gu Ye skimmed his lips and said, "Well that it sounds good to me?"

Yu Ze laughed: "That is without breaking the principle."

After a while, Gu Ye held a small bowl of ice cream, raised her eyebrows and looked at Yu Ze, dissatisfied and said, "I found that you are really a chicken thief and you always talk halfway. But never mind, who makes you handsome? Listen to you. "

The two sat down near the window, eating ice cream, watching the people coming and going out of the window, Gu Ye smiled, "I will get an ice cream shop when I get old."

Yu Zeyan looked at him gently, "Don't you say you want to open a library?"

Gu Ye shook his head. "I don't want to open it anymore, my dreams have changed, and I have to build a temple for Dad Yan. I have many dreams."

Yu Zhe laughed. This dream is the same as that of a child. When he changes, he changes. In the final analysis, he is not sure what he wants to do. "Decide later, I can afford you anyway."

Gu Ye smiled, bending her eyes and feeding a piece of mango to Yu Ze's mouth, "Love you."

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On the day of school, Gu Ye packed his things early, Yu Zhe personally sent him to the school, and when he got out of the car, he was hit by Zhao Pengyu and Xia Xiang. Zhao Pengyu stared at his small uncle. He has grown so big that he never sent him to school.

The face of the students passing by turned out to be him, and a post on the campus intranet said this: Just look at the legs and know if it is Gu Ye!

Gu Ye lay on the window and smiled at Yu Ze: "This year's new course has come out. I have no class on Saturday and Sunday. Don't come here. I'll look for you."

Yu Ze smiled and touched his head. "Okay, I'll wait for you."

When Peng Yu left, Zhao Pengyu dared to poke Gu Ye's shoulder and said disgustedly, "Tired, you two are tired every day. If you can give birth, will my little cousin run away."

Gu Ye smiled, "Oh, I told you that you don't understand, you are a single dog, and you haven't been targeted before 25."

Zhao Pengyu's mouth twitched, "It's true, it's too poisonous!"

Gu Ye spread his hand, "I said playing, you can believe it or not."

The more he looked like this, the more Zhao Pengyu's heart lost, "Can you be serious?"

Gu Ye smirked, "When am I not serious?"

Zhao Pengyu just wanted to say that when he was with them, Gu Yezhen was really short of time.

The three of them walked in together, Zhao Pengyu was bitter in heart, "Tomorrow's freshmen report, I don't know how many pure elementary girls will come, can I really find no object in the university?"

Xia Xiang teased: "This year seems to be a freshman who has military training the next day. You can go and watch and see if anyone is blind and can see you."

Zhao Pengyu was unwilling, "Where is my poor condition, why can blind people see me?"

Gu Ye looked at the other person's face, shook his head with a smile, Zhao Pengyu's love was very smooth, but his vision was very high. In recent years, he really did not see it.

The next day, schoolmates and schoolmates flocked in. As in previous years, the senior schoolgirls were responsible for the reception at the gate. As a representative of the school, Gu Ye was sent by the teacher of the department to receive new students. Let ’s take a look. Not only do we have good results, we also have high values. You have not regretted applying for financial management! As a result, three people moved their desks early in the morning, holding the school's introduction sheet, and were forced to open a business.

When an elementary school girl saw Gu Ye, she was excited and said, "Gu Ye Xueren! Can you sign me? I'm your fan!"

Gu Ye's mouth was drawn. What's wrong with these girls, why do they like to study metaphysics?

Another girl ran over, not in this department, and said excitedly, "I study hard for you. I was admitted to this university, senior, please sign my name!"

Gu Ye couldn't help but sign, "You learn for yourself."

Just after this, a big sunshine boy shouted in excitement: "Master Gu Ye, I like you! You are too accurate!"

There was a laugh and applause next to him, Xia Xiang admired: "This is the first guy who dares to confess directly to Gu Ye, with courage and courage!"

Gu Ye: "..."

Zhao Pengyu held the phone with a sneer, "I recorded it, and you invited me to eat well, otherwise, huh, these boutique videos will be transmitted to my mobile phone in the blink of an eye, you just wait, watery poppy, Little aunts who make up for four. "

Gu Yefuer, "I ask, you quickly delete, you are not cute twins yet."

Zhao Pengyu smirked. "They will grow up so unlovable like me, little aunt."

Gu Ye was speechless. "At least they have faces."

Zhao Pengyu raised his eyebrows and raised his mobile phone, just as he raised the sword of Shang Fang, "I'm going to send it out! Quickly, apologize to me! I'm flying fast now I will tell you!"

Gu Ye was happy, "Fa, many people like me. I'm so good. You can show him."

Zhao Pengyu asked in surprise: "Who the **** is shame on us?"

Xia Xiang smiled and said, "Every face is shameless."

Gu Ye nodded, "You play so shamelessly with both shameless, you shameless enough."

Xia Xiang blinked before realizing that he was also taken in and he was happy.

Not far from them are other school sisters from other departments. When they are not busy, they yell at Gu Ye: "Gu Ye Xuedi, did you bring your mobile phone today?"

Gu Ye ’s reason for refusing to add friends: He did n’t bring a mobile phone. This is a consensus of the whole school.

Gu Ye smiled and said, "I brought it today."

The elder sister raised her eyebrows in surprise, and she asked, "Add a WeChat?"

Gu Ye smiled: "I'm sorry, my subject said, we can't add the beautiful lady sister WeChat, he is very jealous."

Everyone who heard these words looked at him in shock, Gu Ye acknowledged that there was an object!

A lot of people heard this sentence, and the news was soon spread on the campus network. At one time, the campus posted a blast!

School gossip top1: School grass admits that there is an object!

Many students are curious: countless people mourn that they have fallen in love, and advise each other: don't worry, they can't do it! Must be divided! The woman absolutely did not look good at Ye, and proposed to break up with inferiority! Then our opportunity will come!

Many people asked: Is it Yu Yu? Gu Ye's gossip boyfriend has only one.

Some people think it ’s unreliable, just kidding, can you really find a man? Which young lady, marriage or something.

Instantly downstairs, the story of the 80,000-character giant-dog blood marriage story, students in literature can also write short paragraphs, and finally Yu Xuan appeared, the marriage was over, and the scene was particularly intense.

Follow the post on this topic, gossip top2 in the school: new students are coming, military training is coming, do you go to eat popsicles in front of them?

Sophomore remembered the crime he had suffered, and tens of thousands of brushes were flashed out on the +1 floor. They all signed up to go to the playground to parachute and eat popsicles. Who does n’t go and who is a dog!

The most interesting thing is that the gossip top3 in the school: devote incense to the photo of my male god, Master Gu, asking Master Gu to bless, it rains during military training.

At this point, the landlord is a freshman. Many new people are following Gu Ye, and the expression pack on the **** can make a series. The seniors are following it. It ’s raining when asking for military training, because it ’s raining. of.

Xia Xiang likes to go to the school's gossip forum. After seeing these screenshots for Gu Ye, ask Gu Ye: What do you think?

Gu Ye was almost vomiting blood. "How can it make me as cold as possible? If I could change the weather, what else would I go to school, I would become immortal!"

Gu Ye couldn't help, coded the classmates' names on the screenshot, and posted a Weibo post: A group of little clever ghosts, there will be no rain tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, wait!

So, gossip top4 in the school: Master Gu predicted that the day after tomorrow will rain! Screenshots for proof!

Knowing that Gu Ye's freshmen all jumped up and cheered cheerfully: great! Military training should be cool, hahahaha ~~~

More people thought it impossible: the weather forecast didn't say there was rain. How did Gu Ye see it?

The academic school gave an analysis: from the meteorological analysis, when the radius of the water droplet increases to 2-3mm, the gravitational force between the water molecules is difficult to maintain such a large droplet, and it falls down. It is split by the impact of the airflow on the way, making the large droplet It turns into a small drop of water, which is also an important reason for the formation of rain in aquatic clouds and mixed clouds with strong updrafts. At present, the air pressure is stable and there is no condition for rainfall. Scientifically speaking, there is absolutely no rain the day after tomorrow.

Many fans of Gu Ye responded to him: what you said is wrong, the process is not important, and science is not important. Gu Ye said that the most important thing is that Gu Ye is a master. He said that it rains when it rains!

Such a rigorous and unscientific fanatic behavior of fanatics who do not believe in science has caused serious dissatisfaction with the academic brother, who is also a ruthless man: If it rains the day after tomorrow, I will broadcast live upside down and drink noodles! Eight bowls!

Gu Ye's fans and sisters: "..."

After a brief silence, he silently praised him and sent the warrior up.

School gossip top2: The day after tomorrow it will not rain, this hero will live upside down and pull thin noodles! Eight bowls! Everyone wait and see, what?

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