I Want to Be the King of Football

Chapter 148: Totti Joke Collection

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With a sigh, Su Dong pulled open the thick curtains of the hotel room.

Suddenly, the whole room suddenly brightened up.

This four-star hotel is located near Piazza di Spagna in downtown Rome. Since the first flight back to Lisbon has to wait until this afternoon, after the game last night, Sporting Lisbon stayed in Rome for one more night.

The city of Rome is known as a three-step one scenic spot, with ruins everywhere.

The room where Su Dong lives, the window is facing a small street, less than two hundred meters to the north, is the famous film [Roman Holiday] in Plaza de España. The hotel has a K-shaped intersection downstairs, and the intersection is in the middle. A huge stone pillar, under the stone pillar is a small parking lot, full of parking.

In this seemingly inconspicuous place, Albertini told everyone last night that this stone pillar is called the Pillar of Holy Inspiration. The foundation stone is carved with four Jewish prophets, including Moses and David. A statue of the Virgin Mary stands on the top of the pillar. She was inspired by the Holy Spirit and became pregnant, leaving **** behind.

Su Dong didn't know before. When I watched it yesterday morning, I thought it was an ordinary stone pillar, but when I looked at it this morning, I found that this stone pillar really has such a holy breath under the bright sunshine.

Rome, the eternal city!

...

Last night's game ended with a two-to-one reversal of Lazio from Sporting Lisbon.

Sudong's shot broke Peruzi's goal, but Italy's national goal failed to block the ball.

At the last moment of the goal, Su Dong reversed his opponent for Sporting Lisbon, which made the Lazio fans on the scene furious. When Sporting Lisbon was about to leave, many Lazio fans were insulting Sporting Lisbon players, especially Sue Dong. There is no shortage of racially discriminatory remarks.

Even later, Sporting Lisbon’s bus almost couldn’t leave the Olympic Stadium.

Italy, especially the home court of the Roman duo, is very enthusiastic, and it is also the hardest hit area of racial discrimination.

In addition to the troubled fans, Su Dong was most impressed by the angry, unwilling, but helpless eyes of Stam, Simeone and others, and Mikhailovich's guilt.

When Su Dong walked past them with a smile in a victorious posture, he also looked at them a few more times. Stam pretended to be calm, while Simeone gritted his teeth with hatred, which made Su Dong feel very much. Satisfied and proud.

Needless to say, Stam, the world's top midfielder, and although Simeone is not the world's top midfielder, he is at least the Argentine international. Coupled with the Beckham red card incident, he is world-famous, so it can make them deflated. Su Dong is still very proud.

After passing by, I heard from a distance Simeone gritted his teeth and said, "Go to Lisbon for the next round, and see if I don't kill you!"

But why would Su Dong mind this?

Two to one away game, this advantage is not generally big.

As long as they return to the home court and can hold the score without conceding two or more goals, the team can still advance.

On the football field, after all, heroes must be judged by victory or defeat.

...

Although the game was played late, the players woke up very early.

Su Dong, Ronnie and others, after washing up, went to the hotel for breakfast.

Since the team was a plane in the afternoon and won the ball last night, free activities are allowed in the morning.

Sudong, Ronnie, Pepe, Quaresma and others made an appointment with Albertini last night, and they will go to Rome in the morning.

It was only half past seven, and everyone left the hotel.

After paying respects to the Immaculate Conception Pillar, I went straight to Plaza de España and the steps, but to be honest, I was a little disappointed.

The film is very romantic, but the feeling in reality is not so good.

Due to the early hours, there are not many people, but there is nothing to go shopping.

Going south, not far is the Trevi Fountain, which is also called the Trevi Fountain. It feels much better than Plaza Espanya. The fountain is big and the sculptures are great, but there are a lot of people.

What's interesting is that when he tossed a coin to make a wish, Ronnie made a wish for himself, hoping to join the giants and become the best player in the world, and then he tossed another coin.

"This was thrown for my friend Jose Semedo, and he said he would punch me if he didn't throw it back."

"He wants to make a wish, hoping that he can change his girlfriend once a month, and he will always be proud of his love."

Everyone almost fell down when they heard it. Can this wish be realized?

Do you really think you are the male protagonist in a YY novel?

Because of Sudong and Ronnie, Jose Semedo is also an acquaintance in the first team, but most people are most impressed by him as the pick-up girl. What can't this guy do, he is the first to pick a girl.

So much so that Jardel, who left the team, laughed and ridiculed that he had chosen the wrong talent tree and put his football talent on the talent for picking girls.

Su Dong's wish is very simple, he hopes that his family will be healthy and safe, and that his football will be smooth sailing.

...

From Trevi Fountain to the Colosseum, then back to the Pantheon, walking and strolling all the way to the Vatican City.

Although they just finished a high-intensity game last night, Su Dong and others are professional players, and their feet are much faster than ordinary people. For them, walking these paths is not even a warm-up.

Wander around, pass the Sant'Angelo Bridge, and enter the Vatican, the country of the country.

I first visited the Castel Sant’Angelo, and walked on the Avenue of Concord to St. Peter’s Square to feed the pigeons. After visiting the Vatican, it was almost noon, and everyone was sitting under the huge stone pillars in the square to rest.

Andrey Cruise took out the newspaper he bought in the newsstand on the way, and looked at it leisurely.

Early this morning, the Italian media were reporting on Lazio’s upset loss to Sporting Lisbon last night. Several articles were still covering Soviet Union and Eastern Europe, but they were all too simple. After all, Soviet Union and Eastern Europe are their opponents.

"Totti's joke collection has been updated again." Andrey Cruise laughed.

"What is it?" Su Dong asked strangely.

"Italian media ridiculed some of the jokes of Roman Prince Totti." Andre Cruz chuckled.

Su Dong's impression of Totti is also very good. He leaned forward with interest and found that it was all in Italian, which he could not understand.

"Andrey, read it and listen."

Everyone is also very curious, how will the media tease Totti?

Seeing the interest of his teammates, Andre Krust took a sip of water and moistened his throat, and then he started speaking.

...

One day, Capello met Mancini in the Football Association. He asked: "Robert, how did you let Lazio lead us in Rome this season?"

Mancini replied: "It's very simple, I'm surrounded by smart players."

Capello was not convinced, and asked: "How do you prove?"

Mancini replied: "It's too easy. I'll call Fiore and ask him a question, and you will know it."

So Mancini called Fiore’s phone and asked him: "Stefano, you answer me a little riddle, if your father has a child, your mother also has a child, but this child is neither Your sister, not your brother, who is he?"

Fiore replied on the spot: "Coach, this is too simple, this kid is me."

Capello was very surprised when he heard it, "Too great, it can really test the player's IQ."

Therefore, Capello decided to conduct such a test in the Roma team, he first found the captain Totti.

"Francesco, I want to give you a test. You answer me a very simple question. If your father has a child, your mother also has a child, but this child is neither your sister nor yours. Brother, who is he?"

Totti was puzzled, "Not my sister, nor my brother, who is he? Coach, please give me ten minutes, and I will think about it."

Totti brought all his teammates over to help and told them about Capello's problem, and everyone looked at each other.

Candela and Cassano racked their brains, but they never figured out.

Totti couldn't help but began to expand the scope and asked everyone at the training base, but no one understood.

Finally he asked the warehouse clerk.

"Oh, Francesco, are you an idiot? The answer is simple. That kid is me, isn't it?"

Totti suddenly realized, and immediately ran to Capello, "Coach, I know the answer."

Capello was very happy, "Okay, okay, Francesco, come on, who is that kid?"

Totti said triumphantly: "It's the warehouse manager Nino."

Capello was stupid for several seconds, shook his head and sighed: "It seems that you are really stupid."

"Isn't it?" Totti was confused.

Capello roared angrily: "Of course not, that kid is Fiore!"

...

Andrey Cruise even imitated his tone so vividly that everyone laughed.

Is this too bad?

Have you ever seen a star ridiculed like this?

"Our Italian media is still very humorous." Albertini also smiled.

This joke is not only teasing Tony, but also Roma's players and Capello. Who made Roma's poor performance this season and lags far behind his city rival Lazio?

"Actually, the Romans still like Totti very much, but the performance of Rome is really bad this season, so they can only express their love for Totti through Totti jokes." Andre Cruz The thief smiled and said ~www.wuxiahere.com~ He has been chasing Totti's jokes all the time.

"Andrey, talk a few more to listen to." Ronnie also felt very funny.

Everyone wanted to listen.

...

Totti’s fiancée Blassie works in a TV station and is considered a literate person anyway. He persuades Totti to learn more about culture.

Once, he said to Totti: "Francesco, you should read more, have you read Shakespeare?"

"I have read it," Totti said, "but I don't remember who wrote this book."

...

One day, Gattuso, Vieri and Totti appeared in front of the magic mirror. The magic mirror warned them: "Be careful, whoever lies in front of me will disappear."

Gattuso was the first to speak: "I think, I'm the most handsome in Italy." As soon as the voice fell, he disappeared.

Vieri walked to the mirror second: "I think, I am the smartest in Italy." As soon as the voice fell, he disappeared.

When it was Totti's turn, he said, "I want to..."

Before he finished speaking, he disappeared.

...

Fiancee Blasie said: "My dear, the 90-69-90 size is not fashionable anymore, do you know?"

Totti said: "Of course you know, think about it, the size of the Olympic Stadium is 47-95!"

...

The most famous couple in the capital Rome are making each other.

Fiancee Blasie said, "My dear, tell me something hot."

Totti said: "Candela!" (meaning candle.)

Blassy said, "Good! Tell me something hard."