I was a hero in civilization before the collapse

Vice Captain, Are You Really a Boy?

Wu Ling had a bad premonition, but couldn’t detect what went wrong.

himeko coughed twice, smoked a cigarette and looked at the virtual screen, “Do you know what is the most famous local specialty in Australia?”

“kangaroo.”

“Are you stupid? It must be wine, then Nanyang jade, koala, and then kangaroo.”

Himeko shook his head and was puzzled by Wu Ling’s strange idea, took out two bottles of red wine from the drawer under the command room and handed Wu Ling a bottle.

Noon Ling: “I’m underage and can’t drink alcohol.”

It’s okay to taste it, but a bottle is too much.

Wu Ling looked at the “specialty” wine, himeko uncorked two glasses and handed one of them to Wu Ling, “Red wine is grape juice, it’s no problem to step on the box to drink it, don’t worry, it’s sweet.”

Wu Ling took a mouthful of saliva, “Is it really okay to drink red wine in the command room?”

Himeko was happy, “Can I still fish and enforce the law? Drink whatever you want, anyway, it’s not our turn to attack.”

himeko is considered to be excluded in the political circle. It is said that he was dispatched, but in fact he is an abandoned son, but an abandoned son that weng is not willing to abandon.

An abandoned child has to look like an abandoned child. Working hard and working overtime is nothing like an abandoned child. You go to work at nine o’clock and get off work at ten o’clock in the evening.

himeko toasted Wu Ling and drank slowly.

Wu Ling found that himeko seemed very familiar, and did not have the majesty of an ordinary leader.

Meet three tricks, and talk about other things after cutting. This is the favorite mode of Chinese people.

I still didn’t drink at midnight, just watched the video of two kangaroos fighting on the virtual screen in front of himeko.

“You don’t have to work.”

Wu Ling asked.

himeko: “Work? What do you do at work? Let’s play. When will hundreds of thousands of Honkai beasts be beaten?”

It doesn’t matter whether there are so many Houkai beasts in Australia.

“You didn’t think about getting rid of the Honkai Beast in Australia, and returning to…forget it, pretend I didn’t say it.”

Letting you return to Mu Dalu now is to find a crisis for Mu Dalu.

“It can’t be beaten, it’s not hundreds or thousands, there are too many, how many are there for a group of Houkai beasts.”

Himeko grabbed Wu Ling’s shoulders, “Be careful when you are on the initial number, and lock the door at night.”

Himeko’s expression was casual, “Of course, it doesn’t matter if you don’t lock the door. You can decide whether you will crawl to see me tomorrow or lie down.”

Wu Ling: “…do you have ghosts here?”

“Yes, there are many more.”

They’re all lechers, succubi full of danger but not dangerous.

I’m so scared at noon, is it so chaotic on the initial account?

“Let’s go, first go to the S123 area to test the water, and see how far the hundreds of fighters you brought back can do.”

himeko clicked on the headset, “The newcomer puts on the armor and equipment, ready to fight.”

Set off.

Wu Ling still couldn’t figure out what himeko was thinking, and his familiar personality seemed to be covering up something.

Wu Ling: “Can you single out?”

“on the bed?”

“In the training room.”

himeko: “Forget it, I’m old, I can’t lift a knife anymore, if I want to fight for a while, I can throw you down to exercise my muscles and bones. There is no need for me to do this.”

Himeko smoked a cigarette and exhaled a smoke ring, his tone was a little loose, he squinted his eyes and said casually without looking at Wu Ling.

“So you can’t fight now, right?”

himeko snapped his fingers in front of Wu Ling, “It’s just that I’m too lazy to teach you a lesson, kid, don’t push yourself too hard.”

Noon Zero took Himeko’s hand and broke her arm off his shoulder.

himeko: “…”

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Himeko withdrew his arm naturally, “Don’t think about it, if I get angry, a punch can make your aunt cry, um, the kind that hugs you and cries.”

“Okay, I get it, but himeko, have you ever rescued a little girl, about seventeen years old, from China, middle school student, called Hua.”

“Yes, working in the Communications Department is barely considered a clerical job.”

The weakest among the civil servants, after all, he just joined the fifth team, and it was himeko who saw her pity and let her join.

“What are you talking about?”

Wu Ling’s eyes lit up, “Can you give Hua to me?”

Immortal of Shenzhou, patron saint, as unlucky as future generations are, as lucky as past lives, the only surviving team member of the Seventh Herrscher, did not die before the final fight, participated in too many plots, obviously very weak, but But survived to the end.

The corner of himeko’s mouth twitched, “Are you also the second generation?”

Wu Ling: “Uh, no, it’s not about love, I just want her to follow me.”

himeko: “Isn’t that even more outrageous?”

It has nothing to do with love, just want the body?

himeko leaned back directly tactically, bull, bull, dare to say such things in front of me, are you irritating me?

“I know Hua. She and I are both from China. We should, probably, have some common language.”

himeko: “…that’s it?”

“Yes, that’s it. What are you thinking? Are you still thinking about whether I will do something bad to her? How is it possible?”

Although Hua is also quite beautiful, Wu Ling thinks that he still depends on his feelings. If his feelings are not in place, he dare not go forward if he is beautiful.

“What is bad in your eyes is good in the eyes of other team members, but it is not good for Hua. She is very conservative, and she is almost chased by other team members and shuts herself up.”

“Ok?”

Noon was startled.

Himeko lit another cigarette for himself, “She has a peaceful chest and is so handsome. Many girls like her and want to stick with her, but she doesn’t seem to like the appearance of girls. It’s a pity.”

“You just said it’s a pity, right? You definitely said it’s a pity, right?”

himeko: “You heard me wrong, what I said is really sad.”

Noon Zero: “…”

himeko tapped his chest, QQ bounced, and looked at Wu Ling with a pitiful expression, “Don’t you think it’s sad.”

Don’t you know Hua, then you should have met her

Noon Zero: “…”

himeko: “Aha, maybe it will grow in the future, who knows about this kind of thing.”

At noon: “…”

It won’t last long.

Fifty thousand years later, it will still be a tablet computer, the kind that can park an airplane.

Looking at Wu Ling’s disdainful eyes, himeko was amused, “Big breasts are not the only template, right? A person’s heart is more important than the breast itself.”

Wu Ling: “…Actually, it doesn’t matter if you have big breasts or small breasts.”

himeko: “Oh? Just be pretty?”

“No, you can’t wait for me to order.”

himeko shook his head, “A good-looking girl and an ugly girl have the same personalities, experience the same way of dealing with a thing, will you choose the ugly one? Obviously not, human beings Liking has a profound effect on their inner thoughts.”

Just like Shenzhou, there is also a funny joke. If you are good-looking, you will promise yourself with your body. I want to serve my parents for two years.

It has become templated, except for the blind, no, even the blind will choose to speak nicely. In terms of appearance, it is always easier to be good-looking than not to be good-looking.

“There should be no shortage of beautiful girls around you.”

“Well, how can I answer you asking me like that?”

If I say no shortage, doesn’t that mean there are beautiful girls all around me? If I say lack, wouldn’t that be even more outrageous?

himeko: “So you came to the wrong place when you came to the fifth team. After staying in the fifth team for a few years, you will be face-blind, and you will think that all women look the same.”

“Are they all Korean?”

“Which country is South Korea?”

Wu Ling: “Oh, it’s nothing, I mean have they all had plastic surgery?”

“No, they will crazily seduce you. With your personality, any girl in the fifth team can trick you into bed ten times and let you hold the baby.”

Himeko made an exaggerated gesture of the cross.

Wu Ling: “…Are you sure it’s not me who lied to her but she lied to me?”

This kind of thing is really no one earns cheaper than anyone else.

“And why do you smoke, ahem.”

Wu Ling waved the smoke in front of him with his hand, and himeko naturally turned on the small air conditioner in front of Wu Ling.

The cool wind blows away the smell of smoke, no longer choking the nose.

Himeko said, “My grandfather smokes, and my father smokes, so you can’t cut off the incense here.”

“If you say that, I can’t explain it. My father is a bad boy. Do I have to be a bad boy to continue the incense?”

“Everyone has their own aspirations. If your ambition is to be a bad guy, I suggest you find some people that your aunt can’t afford to mess with. Well, after all, you can afford them. Your big aunt may not scratch them.”

“My aunt is a very nice person. Although she is a little bit greedy, that’s about it.”

Himeko took another puff of the cigarette and slowly exhaled it, leaning back, “So you still haven’t figured out what the poison pupa is for.”

Wu Ling: “…Of course I know, isn’t it the murderer?”

himeko: “Have you ever seen a dead person?”

At noon: “…”

himeko: “You haven’t seen it, have you?”

Wu Ling has never seen a dead person, even after traveling here for such a long time, he has never seen a dead person, the dead person, and the people around him seem to have never even mentioned it.

“Can you imagine a dead human being?”

At noon: “…”

himeko: “You probably will throw up if you can’t even finish watching a one-minute murder video, your life is white, my life with your aunt is gray, and the Mebius you mentioned still has me The life of the poisonous pupa organization mentioned in the mouth is black.”

“Don’t think too much about your aunt. In a sense, the blood on her hands is no less than poisonous chrysalis tissue.”

“Aren’t you and my aunt good friends?”

“Yes, but it’s because I’m a good friend that I can be unscrupulous and unscrupulous, and say these things to you freely, don’t you feel bad?”

Himeko drank the red wine, and he felt the resentment of a woman who was too bad and didn’t care, even if he didn’t talk to her about this topic at midnight, he could still feel it from the side.

So it seems that himeko’s perception of weng is not as good as he imagined.

“Big sister, the new delta popped Xiaosi’s head with a wine bottle, and now he is takingWith two heads… what, let’s do it. ”

Himeko’s right eyelid twitched, and he pushed Wu Ling, “Your man, you can figure it out yourself.”

Wu Ling: “Huh—? Shouldn’t you, the captain, be in charge?”

“Are you the captain or am I the captain?”

himeko drank red wine and squinted at Noon Zero.

Wu Ling: “Of course you are the captain.”

himeko: “So it’s up to you.”

Follow orders and go, idiot.

When I went to criticize anyone, I felt uncomfortable. I felt that I had been wronged. I criticized both of them, and both of them refused to accept it. Maybe there will be another fight.

But it’s different when you go, you punished Xiao Si for your newly recruited soldiers, I will criticize you instead, your delta must think that you are good for you, and my Xiao Si also thinks that I am good for you I’m good.

At that time, I’ll have another drink and I’ll apologize to you. Look, isn’t this matter settled? I feel comfortable. So, being a captain is not about strategy and tactics, but about human sophistication.

If you can actually sort things out on the spot, that’s great.

Wu Ling is still too young.

Inexplicably but helplessly, Wu Ling left with the correspondent.

“Vice Captain, are you really a boy?”

Wu Ling: “What do you mean, can I still be a girl if I’m not a boy?”

Correspondent: “Well, is it? I don’t believe it. I think you should be a girl.”

Wu Ling: “I’m just… are you trying to trick me into taking off my pants?”

The correspondent raised his eyebrows, “So don’t you dare let me verify it? Prove to me that you are a boy.”

“No need to prove, my appearance is enough to explain everything.”

Are you trying to tell me to take off my trousers and verify it for you, to prove that I am a big man, so that I will not be fooled, just this little trick?

At noon, I followed the correspondent to the elevator, and the correspondent said, “This is the vice-captain’s sister, please.”

Noon Ling: “I’ll take off my trousers right now and verify for you what a pure man is.”

The sister of the correspondent’s eyes lit up and she quickly stretched her head over, but Wu Ling caught her head and put her arms around the head of the correspondent’s sister, “Aha, so you really are lying to me.”

“I’m sorry I was wrong, please forgive me, Lord Vice Captain Ning. Come over to King Ning.”

“you.”

“rather.”

“You go.”

“King Ning.”

Wu Ling let go of his arm directly, “Ning… Wang’s, take a lot of money, the words are leaking.”

This little girl seems to have lost two front teeth, and she usually has no problem speaking, but it leaks when she talks with her face between her ears.

The correspondent blushed, wiped his saliva and walked towards the dormitory with Wu Ling.

Passing by the restaurant, there were two people in their pajamas sitting on chairs whistling at Wu Ling, but Wu Ling ignored them.

But the big sisters of the fifth team are really good-looking.

When he reached the dormitory door and opened the door, a wine bottle flew out, and Wu Ling subconsciously dodged and hit the correspondent on the head.

The beer bottle shattered, and the beer splashed all over the face of the correspondent.

Wu Ling looked over, and Delta was pressing a young lady in a short skirt on the bed to pull out her clothes. This scene, tsk tsk tsk, I dare not look at it.

That little girl with blue and pink long hair, is she delta, the president of the student union that Yun told Wu Ling before.

It was also the one who made a mistake at midnight, the big loli who held the big sword and drew the sword from the chariot-level Honkai beast….

At noon, there were two heavy knocks on the door.

Just five seconds.

The six girls in the dormitory straightened up and stood in front of the bed with a serious expression and saluted the military, “Hello, Chief!”

delta: “…vice captain.”

“What’s the matter, I had sex with someone when I first came here, if I don’t come over, will you have to take off all the fat times of him?”

Delta pointed to the fat one hanging on the bed, and then pointed to the young lady in a short skirt, “She wants to come here and ask for help, so I’ll let her enjoy it.”

Xiaosi blushed and pressed her short skirt, “I’m here to date.”

delta: “You fart, how can you fall in love with a double-headed X.”

Wu Ling covered his face, blushed and turned his back, “Put on your own clothes, and when the task comes, you rush to the front, ahem, don’t do these fancy things in the future, don’t let me know that you are because of This kind of thing fights.”

Wu Ling took Delta out with her clothes in good condition. Delta was expressionless and fearless, holding a half bottle of vodka in his hand.

“It’s all in the command room. Don’t let this kind of thing happen again next time. I’m ashamed in front of himeko.”

delta: “I think it’s only possible that there is a problem with the people on this battleship. I suggest separating the people. Those from the headquarters should live in the same area.”

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“This kind of thing is arranged by himeko. Speaking of it… how old are you?”

Delta hesitated for a moment, “Is this also part of the job?”

“I’m just asking casually. You seem to be around fourteen or fifteen years old…”

“I’m twenty.”

“Really twenty?”

“Twenty on the driver’s license.”

“really.”

“False age, falsely reported five years old.”

At noon: “…”

Do you know what a false age is? You are a false age, there is no such thing as a false five years, “Are you a fool?”

delta: “If the chief thinks it is, I am.”

At noon: “You go to the armyWhat are you doing here. ”

delta: “Do what you tell me to do, sir.”

Delta is a little puzzled, what I do here depends on what tasks you assign me.

Noon Zero: “…”

Wu Ling rubbed his temples, not knowing what to say, “You are such a genius.”

delta: “Thank you, many teachers say that about me.”