One foot can knock you out, and two feet can kill you

“Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha, fighting with kangaroos, ha ha ha ha, never fought ha ha.”

Wu Ling patted his thigh and pointed at Kara and laughed. Kara was discouraged, “Don’t you know that every kangaroo is a boxer when it grows up?”

Wu Ling: “It’s not like you can’t beat a 1.5-meter kangaroo.”

“One meter six.”

“Ha ha ha ha.”

Carla: “One hundred kilograms.”

Noon Zero: “Haha hiccup.”

Noon Zero: “…”

One hundred kilograms, so fat, it’s no wonder that you can’t beat it.

Kara clenched her fists, “This is the shame of my life, so I don’t know how to fill my teeth, and then I joined the army, training and training, I want revenge.”

Noon Zero: “And then?”

Kara: “…two front teeth are gone, so I became a logistics messenger woohoo.”

That kangaroo was so fierce, I just tried to ride it around the square and it killed both of my front teeth.

“Okay, okay, don’t cry, I know you’re pretending, but is the kangaroo really that fierce?”

“My dad got two broken ribs from a kangaroo, and my mum’s silicone prosthetic breasts were fucked too. The kangaroos are really fierce.”

“How about a wolf.”

“You can faint with one kick, but die with two kicks.”

Boy, so violently?

At noon, he rolled up the steak and ate it, and Kara also tore open the steamed bun and soaked it in the braised pork.

Both of them “insult” each other’s eating habits in the other country, but they are not as deep as the “insult”.

“By the way, are there only three men on the battleship?”

“Originally there were a dozen or so, but two died and now there are three.”

There are a few women who are addicted to sex, that’s not ordinary crazy The problem is that they always like to catch a wool.

Can you not die early?

“If you want to experience it too, you can leave the door open tonight, and those women will come into your room right away, take you down, and screw you up.”

Karabi frightened Wu Ling, of course, it’s not that crazy in fact, they only want to seduce, and then you go in by yourself, after all, which boy can refuse more sex?

“Only things that stop will break, and people won’t stop, so people won’t break.”

After finishing the steak at noon, he burped, and subconsciously raised his hand to order food to take away, but just by raising his hand, he realized that he was not in the headquarters now, so he didn’t need to bring food for Mebius and the others.

Wu Ling smiled and put down his hand and scratched his head to cover up his embarrassment, “Then I’ll go first, remember that Kangaroo picked something nice for me.”

Kara made an OK gesture, “Make sure the hair is shiny and cute.”

Do young people nowadays like to keep such large animals as pets? Although large animals like kangaroos are not as deterrent as tigers and lions, their attack power is not weak.

Let’s bring two well-behaved ones for Wu Ling first, the priority is to be well-behaved, and the second is whether the hair is shiny or not.

In fact, Kara can’t tell the difference between good and bad kangaroos, but if you ask her to tell which kangaroo is good or bad, she will definitely choose the one with shiny hair. After all… her family is in this business.

Put it in other places, where can I find a 400 Australian dollars a kangaroo, who will sell it, the cost price Kara is a loss for the afternoon, and the price is so high now.

——

“Yun, assign Hua to our team, well, just live next door to me.”

The current Hua Wuling can’t see the appearance of a Shangxian at all in the future, so he should put it by his side for stability and teach her sword skills.

“Vice-captain, have you hooked up with your little sister again so soon?”

Yun sorted out the roster and yawned in the cafeteria.

“No, it’s all from Shenzhou to take care of her. Well, it’s okay to let her sleep with you. Anyway, I will come to you if I have anything to do.”

Wu Ling squeezed Yun’s shoulder, and Yun rolled his eyes, “That’s not living next to you…….”

Yun blushed a little.

Noon Zero: “What?”

Yun: “It’s nothing, it means that this place is really a paradise, I should have come back a long time ago.”

Yun took out several pink letters from his pocket and waved them in front of Wu Ling, “I was also the heartthrob of the fifth team back then.”

The topic shifted too bluntly, but Wu Ling didn’t care, “My good guy, I forgot that you like girls, it’s too dangerous for Hua to live with you, you’d better live with me.”

“How could it be possible for a girl to live in a dormitory with you? Well, just sleep next door to me.”

“It’s fine, anyway, you will distribute it.”

Yun looked at Wu Ling who wanted to leave, “Vice Captain, what are you going to do?”

Wu Ling raised his chest and raised his head, “Save the world.”

After a while, the five hundred people he brought would go down for testing, and Wu Ling felt that he should watch them fight in the command room.

Yun: “…”

Turn on the headset and listen to Eden’s song on the elevator.

The initial battleship is very large, and its internal structure is also very simple. It looks generous, but it doesn’t look empty.

The stage for Eden is still being built, and the last stop of the tour is in the Australian capital, where the anti-aircraft tower stands.

Wu Ling knew that the Seventh Herrscher broke out at this time, and himeko would also destroy the whole of Australia during the tour.

How did Hua survive in such an environment? Wu Ling couldn’t think of any explanation except to make an exception.

Himeko may also have self-awareness, or it may be pretending. Wu Ling hopes that himeko can have self-awareness. After all… the former civilized Wu Ling does not know if there is a case where the Herrscher survived after taking out the core, but After 50,000 years, there was a case where the Herrscher survived after taking out the Herrscher’s core.

are the sameFor a Herrscher in this world, there is no reason why fifty thousand years later can’t work fifty thousand years ago.

And it doesn’t hurt to try.

“A heavy punch, brat, what you did is really immoral.”

———————xxx———————

Himeko punched Wu Ling’s chest. Of course, the force was not too strong. Himeko said brightly: “You stole the limelight from me as the captain.”

himeko thought he would be punished at noon, but he didn’t expect the two of them to criticize a few words casually and let them separate.

Too soft, this is the battlefield, the front line, they are warriors, soldiers of soldiers, soldiers of armies.

Wu Ling rubbed his chest and raised his eyebrows, “Hmm, you can blame me if you don’t care about it.”

himeko: “Don’t you want to see Hua?”

Wu Ling burped confidently, “I’ve seen it, now Hua is mine.”

You all think I’m melon skin, but I’m actually a bunch of witty people.



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