I was a hero in civilization before the collapse

I’m Stealing

“You use this thing to test the cadres? You are full of jingle, you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination.”

The corners of Mei’s mouth twitched, trying not to look at Wu Ling’s eyes, but to look at the flowers on the document with his mouth.

Noon Ling: “Which cadre can stand this test.”

Noon stand, isn’t it, Mei you are so stubborn? Wu Ling has used this method to let the poisonous chrysalis steal many scientific researchers.

People follow voluntarily, of course, there are also those who are not voluntary, but those who are not voluntary can also be “voluntary”.

“what do you want.”

There was a showdown at noon, “I have very few things, but if you want, I can give you everything.”

“Why do I have to leave, if I want Kevin to leave with me.”

Noon Zero: “Yes.”

Noon nod, let Kevin leave with you, anyway, early or late.

Mei: “Eh? Don’t you like me?”

Mei was shocked, if you didn’t like me, why did you give me so many benefits, and let me separate from Kevin, you must know these benefits, if you ask any scientific researcher who is more interested in scientific research than work to propose marriage, she will immediately agree Yes, and never regret it.

Wu Ling: “…….I like it a little bit.”

A question mark popped up at the end of the afternoon, but after thinking about it, in order not to hurt Mei’s heart, he still made a gesture of “one inside”, but after thinking about it, he felt that it was inappropriate, so he clenched his fist.

“Probably as big as my right fist.”

mei: “…the size of your right fist?”

Mei was puzzled for a moment, her mind was running fast, as if she had been thinking since the Big Bang, until now…  

Kevin: “Mei, how big is a human heart.”

Mei: “Probably, the size of a fist.”

Kevin: “Then my liking for you is about as big as my right fist.”

mei: “…”

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mei: “…”

Wu Ling: “It’s not too small.”

In fact, Wu Ling’s favorability towards Mei is still moderate. It’s too good to be true. After all, Mei was often sprayed on the Internet before Wu Ling crossed over. He even joined a novel reader group and asked about Mei’s group friends They all answered very poorly.

After the time travel, Wu Ling and Mei didn’t have much communication, so Wu Ling was deliberate in answering that the fist is so big.

Talking about the size of an ant is always a bit embarrassing, but for Kevin’s sake, he should have a fist.

mei: “I like Kevin.”

Wu Ling: “I know, I also like Kevin, Kevin is my good brother.”

Noon Zero said seriously.

“So, promise, so that you and Kevin can walk normally in a world without Honkai beasts in the future.”

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“So, promise, so that your future life will not be full of Honkai beast tissues and human experimental subjects.”

“So, promise, the wonderful world is beckoning to you, and you shouldn’t be stuck here.”

Mei made a stop motion, “Well, has anyone ever told you that your speaking skills are bad?”

Wu Ling was embarrassed and shrugged, “My friends don’t need to use words, my enemies can’t hear my words, and you are special. This is the first time I persuade someone.”

Mei’s character and ability are absolutely special in Wu Ling’s eyes, the ability is too powerful.

mei: “…”

Noon Ling: “I’m still waiting to attend your wedding with Kevin, well, the premise is that you can touch his body normally.”

Mei breathed a sigh of relief, the misunderstanding was resolved.

The lights outside turned on instantly, and a group of heavily armed soldiers rushed in, aiming their guns at Wu Ling and Mei, who was thinking whether to agree or not, with flowers in his hand.

Mei froze for a moment, with a bewildered look on her face.

Wu Ling’s expression became tense, I’ll go, right, have I been here for so long?

I asked Sakura before I came here at midnight, and Sakura said that I would raid m at about 12:30ei’s institute.

At midnight, he set off from home at half past eleven.

Then I went to find Kevin and chatted about Mei, and came after taking two fake flowers from Kevin.

Mei froze in place, not even knowing where to put her hands.

The captain of Mu Dalu’s Royal Guard walked in step by step, staring at Wu Ling’s eyes with a serious expression, and did not move away for a long time.

The captain of the Guards, a 24-year-old guy, is the most talented combatant in the Mu Continent.

The captain of the Guards is very handsome, a bit neutral, but from the Adam’s apple, there is no doubt that he is male….

“Hello, Volker Allen.”

Volker Allen stretched out his hand, but because the distance was too close, he touched Wu Ling’s stomach. Volker Allen had no intention of retreating. This tough posture made Wu Ling feel very stressed.

Noon Zero: “Noon Zero.”

Wu Ling stretched out his hand and shook hands in the gap between the two.

Volker Allen: “Can you explain why General Zero, the supreme commander of the Chrysalis organization, is in Mei’s research institute in one afternoon?”

Wu Ling: “I also want to know whether you are a gun or a cannon, whether you are here to steal or rob.”

Wu Ling sat on the chair and moved away from Volker Allen, his eyes inadvertently swept across his ankles, as if there were traces of writing.

Wu Ling raised his eyebrows, “Can the Mu Continental Guards also get tattoos?”

Wu Ling just said casually, sure, it was really just casually, but Allen suddenly became nervous, as if he was asked about some taboos, he changed the subject.

“Under this situation, I would like to ask what kind of thoughts you tend to come to Dr. Mei, and what do you want to do with Dr. Mei?”

“Don’t tell me it’s just for a chat. How can anyone chat in a research institute with the lights off and no one in the middle of the night?”

At noon: “…”

Allen: “Can’t explain it? Mr. Wu Ling, the one who stole is actually”

Before Allen could finish his sentence, Mei picked up the second flower from the document at noon and flicked it, “It’s really a steal.”

Allen: “?”

Noon Zero: “???”

Mei knew that the arrest this time was purely accidental, and even Kevin convinced himself that it was midnight, and two of the top management supported Wu Ling’s approach, even if it was wrong to steal people, it wouldn’t be too wrong.

Now it’s not whether Wu Ling’s position in his heart is worth exposing him, but Wu Ling and Kevin, Carrie Freddy and Weng.

Mei felt that she should help Wu Ling escape from this kind of incident.

And the only way to escape now is probably to admit that Wu Ling came here for a private meeting with him, or how should I say, learning a foreign language?

Mei put the flowers on the table, “Any questions?”

Allen: “As far as I know, you have a boyfriend, and there are two women living in General Wuling’s house.”

Mei raised her head and glanced at Allen, “Do you not understand the meaning of the word steal?”

Wu Ling: “Mei, it’s too much for you to say that. Since when did I steal someone from you, it’s bad for my reputation if you say that.”

It’s too bad, you, how can I explain to Kevin when you say that, I don’t even have a girlfriend (>�n<>

Mei’s expression became serious, and she gave Wu Ling a vicious look, “Shut up, I’ll tell you to hurry up, you must be flirtatious.”

Allen: “???”

Wu Ling: “When did I become flirtatious, you slandered me, officer, you saw that, she slandered me, she slandered me, I’m still a pure boy.”

Mei broke off the branch of the flower and handed it to Allen: “You can choose to use precision instruments to check whether there are any fingerprints on it.”

The flower that Kevin gave to Mei was melted by Mei directly, and the flower that I gave to Mei doesn’t have Kevin’s fingerprints on it.

Fuck, is this also in your calculation, mei.

A subordinate in a gold suit took the ID bag and put the plastic branch in and sealed it.

Allen: “Are you sure you are stealing people, not the one I said? It’s not necessarily that no one has heard about what happened tonight.”

Mei: “Mr. Allen, if Wu Ling wants to take me away, he can take me away openly, and no one in the fire moth can stop me.”

Allen beckoned, although he was puzzled, he still made his subordinates retreat.

Looking at Wu Ling, “General Wu Ling, please come with me.”

At noon, Mei glanced at Mei, and Mei continued to read the document, “You go.”

Wu Ling patted Mei on the shoulder, sorry for you, probably Kevin will misunderstand you.

At noon, he followed Alan and left.

“Now every word you say will be treated as a confession in court. Are you sure you and Mei have an improper relationship that is not friendship? How long has this improper relationship lasted?”

In the office, Alan sat on the sofa and asked Wu Ling who was sitting opposite him.

At noon, I vaguely heard some strange sound, but I didn’t know where it came from.

“I’m unmarried, she’s unmarried, where did the improper relationship come from, can you be responsible for what you said?”

Allen: “…”

Wu Ling: “And, brother, your pants are a bit short. When you spread your legs apart, I can still see the word dog on the ankle.”

Allen shook his legs to force his legs to close together a little, and his beautiful little face was tense.

No, not nervous.

“You are gay.”

Wu Ling spoke directly, the word on your lap is bitch, maybe there is also the orthographic character, the reason why you can’t sit well is because you have props.

“You are the gay. Your whole family is gay. I warn you, General Wu Ling, you are attacking personally.”

Wu Ling: “What is that dog on your lap?”

Allen slowly pulled upTrouser legs, 【the most ferocious mad dog in my brother country】

Slowly pulled up the other trouser leg, 【The most terrifying devil in the enemy country】

Noon Zero: “Huh?”

Allen: “You are not sensible when you are young.”

Wu Ling: “Then why are you sitting with your legs shaking?”

I hang up, I didn’t expect you to have these two lines of characters. Alan is so handsome, even if a few positive characters are engraved on his legs, he thinks he can accept them, but it turns out that these two lines of characters are engraved on his legs.

“Do you understand hemorrhoids, mixed internal and external hemorrhoids, I just had surgery during the day today, and I have to search everywhere at night. I even put sanitary napkins on, and it’s not easy to sit. I’m enduring it in the car. Why did you think I was the first reaction?” Is it gay?”

Noon Ling: “I thought you wrote bitches and orthographic characters on your lap…”

Allen’s eyes widened suddenly, and his thoughts exploded instantly, “Wait, why did your first reaction when you saw a man be this, are you sure you’re not a thief shouting “Stop a thief?”

Tapping the table at midnight, the mother is mentally retarded, “Where do you think you caught me, Hundan.”

Allen: “Now I am asking you questions, not you asking me questions. I hope you can figure this out, General Wuling.”

“…Your brother made a typo, let some tattoo artist screw you over, and find someone to change the word for you.”

After a while, Wu Ling calmed down and reminded him kindly.

Allen: “Why are you going to Mei’s research institute, why is Mei waiting for you in the research institute, and what are your plans?”

“I steal, I steal.”

Surrendered at noon.

After asking, I guess I really can’t explain clearly.

Allen: “Do you think I haven’t checked you? Phyllis! Aponia! And now Mei! A man! Three girlfriends, aren’t you betraying the Civil Affairs Bureau of the Flaming Moth! Isn’t it a betrayal of Mr. Kevin!”

Noon Zero: “I TM.”

Allen put his hands in front of his face, and he regained his composure when Wu Ling didn’t make a move.

“It’s too much! Scumbag! If we Mu mainlanders like you, we would be mummified and put in formalin!”

Wu Ling: “But I am from China.”

Allen’s words hit the middle of noon and he really wanted to tell Allen that he didn’t have a girlfriend and was still single. Those were all misunderstandings, but if he said it now, then his affairs in Mei’s research institute would be nothing. Can’t explain.

Allen was talking about himself.

Wu Ling: “What’s wrong with me just opening a harem? Can you shoot me? I just want more wives. I don’t just want three, I want thirteen, twenty-three. I have good physical strength and I am proud. I I’m proud to be welcome.”

“Whatever you like, let’s have a fight if you don’t agree, let’s talk if you win.”

If you want to talk to me, okay, then I will be upright and shameless.

Wu Ling rolled up his sleeves with an angry expression on his face, leaving Alan speechless.

“You are still so righteous!”

Noon Zero: “I’m proud!”

Allen: “Scum, shameless, blind!”

Wu Ling ignored him, turned and left, “Whatever you like, it doesn’t matter whether you post it in the newspaper or on the website, anyway, there are as many people who scold me as there are millions more.”

Left at midnight.

Allen stared at the back of Wuling leaving for a long time, not knowing what to say.

Allen clicked on the headset, “Your Majesty, I don’t think Mr. Wuling is the mastermind of this missing persons incident.”

Allen could see that Wu Ling really wanted to open the harem, and what he said frankly was also true.

Allen: “But at midnight, he must know who stole it. He must be an insider.”

Not sure about anything else, but he can’t escape the insider.

King Mu Continental: “How long will it take you to find out.”

Allen: “Scientists are not safe for their lives. If there were, Wu Ling couldn’t be in such a mood to have an affair with Dr. Mei the day after Dr. Mebius disappeared.”

“And I’m not very good at handling cases. I can only say that I will try my best to solve this matter, but the time may be a bit long.”

King Mu Continental: “Ten years?”

Allen: “Within half a year, I guarantee you a result.”

What ten years, is ten years a long time? That’s too long okay.

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“News bulletin of Muyin City: Muyin’s woolen textile factory’s technical maid ‘female director’ goes through technical exchanges every month, personally ‘accounts for technical’ device installation work, and writes a book on communication with beasts, which is best-selling every year. ”

“Flame Chasing Moth Headquarters News Briefing: Last night, thanks to the full cooperation of Mu Continental Royal Guards and an organization of Flame Chasing Moth, no one or anything was lost. Volker Allen issued a military order to find criminals within half a year. and rescued the missing researchers.”

It was early morning, Wu Ling patted his face and got up from the bed.

Wash your face, brush your teeth, and listen to hot news from the public. This thing is basically entertainment. At midnight, I was afraid that Allen would turn the matter between himself and Mei on the news, and he would explain it to Kevin.

“Last night, the flamboyant General Wu Ling had a secret private meeting with Dr. Mei, a Ph.D. in biology and quantum science at the Headquarters of the Moth, and was caught by the Royal Guards of the Mu Continent. Dr. Mei and General Wu Ling admitted that they were having an affair.”

Noon Ling: “You…Mom.”

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He actually reported to the news.

In the middle of the afternoon, a trace of cold sweat broke out on his head, and he had a bad feeling.

“Boom boom boom!”

The sound of the door being knocked.

noonSpit the bubbles in his mouth and said to the artificial intelligence on the wall: “Open the door.”

The door opened, and Wu Ling continued to brush his teeth. Kevin closed the door and went to the bathroom in Wu Ling’s room to watch Wu Ling brush his teeth.

“What’s up with the news this morning.”

Kevin knew what was going on, but couldn’t help but want to come over and ask.

Ask Mei, I’m worried that Mei hasn’t woken up yet, and I disturbed her. After thinking about it, I’d like to ask Wu Ling, a good brother, at least Kevin won’t feel that there is anything wrong with bothering Wu Ling.

Frank and frank, brother, isn’t it just for disturbing.

After brushing my teeth at noon, “It’s nothing serious, but I was caught stealing. I have already explained it clearly, so don’t worry too much about it.”

Kevin: “I know, what I mean is that this incident has too much impact on me. My colleagues all look at me with strange eyes.”

Kevin threw the towel to Wu Ling, who wiped his mouth.

“My colleagues are also looking at me with strange eyes, and the words about me going to the harem in an open and honest manner have also been spread by that sand sculpture Allen.”

Kevin: “It’s Volker Allen, not Allen.”

Say the full name of the person.

“It’s all the same, I don’t know how to face it now… Well, well, Phyllis and Aponia have both gone to the Far East, and I don’t have to face anything.”

At noon, I suddenly became happy, and I was happy with my chest and head raised.