I was a hero in civilization before the collapse

Noon Zero: We all want to open a harem

“Kami, Grass, your name is Shinichiki, what did your parents think about giving you this name?”

Weng checked the surviving experts in various fields in the medical field in the office. There are only a few types of terminally ill and dying terminally ill. The high probability is cancer.

The secretary quietly walked behind Weng, “Master Weng, what’s the matter?”

“Kami, help me find a specialist who treats cancer, and give Wu Lingzai a full body checkup.”

Kami was puzzled: “But Master Weng, haven’t we asked Master Wei Wei to check the body of Master Wu Ling, and the results have not yet come out.”

“It’s useless. Can she treat it after the test? Don’t be ridiculous, how can a mechanical person compare with a medical one? Find me the best cancer treatment expert and go to Wu Ling for a checkup. If it is For other diseases, find other specialists.”

Kami: “…Master Weng, although it is inappropriate to persuade you as a secretary, we still want to persuade you not to panic and worry.”

weng: “…do you also want to do the fusion fighter experiment?”

Kami: “If it’s your request, we can do it…….”

weng: “Get lost.”

——

“So, do you want to sleep with me tonight, midnight.”

Alicia patted her face, turned around and asked with a smile as if nothing had happened.

Noon Zero: “Refused.”

“Ah—why, didn’t we sleep together all the time before, you can’t lift your pants and deny it.”

Wu Ling: “I haven’t even taken off my pants, I encourage you to take off my pants.”

Wu Lingshu slid the virtual screen in the sports car, looking at the time on the virtual screen for no reason, without doing anything.

“I won’t do that kind of thing, I’ll just hug you and sleep without doing anything.”

Alicia nodded in agreement as she spoke, and smiled as if she would really do this.

Wu Ling: “Then I refuse even more, I’m afraid I won’t be able to stand it.”

———————xxx———————

Before we slept, our heads were not in the same direction. You want to be in the same direction as mine. How can I bear to look at your face.

Alicia: “It’s okay, you can’t get up now.”

Wu Ling: “Don’t underestimate the ability of an adult, even if I’m in the form of a child, you don’t understand men at first glance.”

Wu Ling snorted and rolled his eyes.

Alicia: “Oh?”

Noon Ling: “There was a big guy who made the first charge when he was four years old, and then exploded Dingding. My body is more than four years old now, so I will definitely not explode.”

Alicia: “Ah, are you so curious?”

Wu Ling: “How about it, now you understand that the abilities of boys are endless, not only when they are in their twenties and thirties, but also when they are four years old, and I am the big boss among the big boys.”

Alicia: “Then—”

Alicia approached Wu Ling’s ear and blew lightly, biting Wu Ling’s earlobe, “Will it hurt?”

Wu Ling’s hair stood up immediately, “I warn you, the police are everywhere.”

Alicia: “Hmm, can you still go to my house and arrest me, and where are the police everywhere? Most of the police just stay in the office and drink coffee.”

As Alicia said this, a traffic policeman stopped in front of her car.

Alicia: “…”

Wu Ling shrugged, “Look, I told you that the police are everywhere, maybe you should drive and watch the road, the autopilot system also makes mistakes sometimes.”

Although I have never encountered a time when the autopilot system lost control.

The traffic policeman saluted, “Miss, your car doesn’t seem to have a license plate number, did you forget to install the temporary license plate?”

Alicia suddenly realized, and apologized again and again, “Not goodSorry, I forgot, I will paste it here. ”

Alicia took out the temporary license plate from the car, pasted it, and sat back in the driver’s seat.

The traffic policeman saluted again, “This time it’s just criticism and education, but it won’t happen next time.”

Alicia nodded, just about to leave, Wu Ling spoke.

Noon Ling: “Fortunately, I didn’t check your driver’s license.”

Traffic policeman: “Stop.”

Alicia: “?”

Traffic policeman: “Let me have a look at the driver’s license.”

Alicia reluctantly took out her driver’s license and asked the traffic police to check it.

After the inspection was correct, I was ready to release again, “Fortunately, I didn’t check your ID card.”

Traffic police: “…”

Alicia also took out her military ID.

Traffic police: “…”

Wu Ling: “It’s a good thing you haven’t been checked for drunk driving.”

The traffic policeman took out a drink-driving test device: “…”

Alicia breathed out.

Noon Zero: “It’s okay”

Alicia: “Shut up, we won’t be able to leave if you keep talking (?�Rn�Q?).”

Noon Ling: “Call me husband.”

A hashtag appeared on Alicia’s head, and she reluctantly said to the traffic police: “This is my neighbor’s child, I’m sorry, I’m a little skinny.”

The traffic policeman paid a military salute and took a few steps back before letting him go, “It’s understandable.”

In fact, after seeing the military officer’s card, the traffic police already knew that the owner of the car would not be able to check it, and if they found it, they could only pretend that they hadn’t.

Just looking for a step down.

Alicia closed the car window and drove, “I will teach you a lesson when I get home.”

Wu Ling: “You can’t beat me.”

Alicia: “Then I’ll pin you on the bed and spank your ass.”

Wu Ling rolled his eyes, fearlessly, “I want to go back to sleep at my own home.”

“Where I am is your home.”

Where I am is your home.

Alicia spoke, such sweet words, but at this moment Alicia spoke so humblely.

Wu Ling: “…….Yes, yes, that’s great.”

very nice.

Alicia: “So, are you moved?”

Alicia was full of energy again, with a mischievous smile, hehe (???).

Noon Zero: “Yes.”

Alicia was shocked, “Eh? You actually admitted it, no way, no way, no way, you don’t really take what I said seriously, do you?”

Wu Ling: “So it’s fake?”

Alicia sat down obediently: “Really.”

Wu Ling: “……Even if you are tempting me, I will not sleep naked on the same bed with you, being hugged by you like this, just give up.”

Alicia: “I don’t seem to… have ever said that I’m going to be naked.”

Alicia turned around and hugged Wu Ling’s shoulder with one hand, and tilted her head, “Hey, so, are you fantasizing?”

Wu Ling: “Boys, it’s normal for boys to have a little fantasy. I’m already an adult.”

Wu Ling is already an adult, but his body has become smaller, and even his way of thinking has become smaller, just like Mebius who has changed from being gentle and elegant with a little inferiority complex to fearless, and even daring to pretend to be a lolita to deceive others Do the same with her fusion warrior experiment.

Alicia: “I am very surprised why you can hesitate whether the Herrscher is human. You have said countless times that the Herrscher is human and must be human, but at this moment you…”

Wu Ling, who was still blushing and heartbeating, immediately calmed down after hearing Alicia’s question again, and his expression became calm. He pushed Alicia’s hand away and continued to look at the scenery outside the window.

There is no scenery to see, but at noon, I dare not look at Alicia’s face.

“I hope you don’t ask me such words again, because you will feel my thinking and final choice.”

Alicia: “……..have you even given up on me?”

Alicia became frustrated, took a deep breath, patted her face, and pretended nothing happened.

Noon Zero: “I don’t know, but Alicia, if you had to choose between the world and me, which one would you choose?”

Alicia: “… Seriously?”

Noon Zero: “Yeah.”

In fact, the answer has long been in Wu Ling’s heart. If Alicia had to choose, she would choose the world without hesitation, wouldn’t she?

Alicia: “I’m hesitating, maybe, I’ll choose the world.”

It was exactly as Wu Ling thought.

Wu Ling regretted asking this question a bit, but he didn’t regret it too much, after all, the answer was already in his heart.

Wu Ling: “Oh, then I know how to choose.”

If you choose the world, then I will choose you. I love this world, but I love this world because of you. If you are gone, then what is the use of this world.

Alicia: “…that’s too much, why do you ask me such a question, do you believe me when I say I choose you, you already knew…”

“I will.”

Noon Zero nodded slowly.

Alicia: “…idiot.”

“Maybe I’m not as smart as you. I never think that my IQ is the smartest in this world.”

Alicia: “Let’s change the subject, what’s for dinner tonight.”

At noon: “Barbecue, beer.”

Alicia: “…”

Wu Ling: “I don’t have stomach cancer in my current body. I can eat whatever I want, but before I eat barbecue, I have to go to the supermarket to scan the goods.”

Alicia: “…”

Noon Ling: “You spend money.”

Alicia: “Huh?”

Wu Ling raised his chest and raised his head, “You carry things.”

Alicia: “Then what are you in charge of?”

Wu Ling: “Buy, buy, buy, isn’t it all like this, you will owe me a big debt in the futureYes, so before the future comes, please return me some things. ”

——

At noon, Alicia rubbed her butt that was hurt by Alicia, and Alicia walked into the building with a large bag in her hand, snacks and daily necessities.

Ignore Alicia.

Alicia apologized behind her, “Don’t be so stingy, it just kicked your ass and hit you a dozen times.”

Wu Ling: “You kicked it with high heels.”

Alicia: “Hey-”

Stop pretending to be a bad woman, kick my ass in high heels, you planned it a long time ago, right? It must be like this, right!

“So I bought you a lot of snacks, look, Ollie gave cookies.”

“I want an Oreo.”

Alicia: “That’s a pirated version, let’s eat the genuine version and maintain the copyright of the genuine version.”

“Then you eat, I won’t eat.”

“And Rebee.”

“you drink.”

“What about the McKenzie fries?”

Noon Zero: “You eat.”

Wu Ling lowered his head and waved his hand as soon as he said a word, as if he wanted to throw away bad luck and snacks.

Alicia: “You don’t like me, do you? Otherwise, why would you take me to buy snacks? The ones I bought are all I like, and I will give them to me if I don’t eat them in the end.”

Noon Zero: “…….I love you, guys.”

“If you remove the word ‘men, maybe I will be moved.”

Wu Ling: “Then do you love me?”

Alicia: “I like you, guys.”

Wu Ling spread his hands, “Look, you can’t be exempt from vulgarity yourself, but you want me to be exempt from vulgarity. I am a vulgar person, a mortal, an ordinary person, neither a saint nor a god, so I am the same as you. ”

Alicia: “They all love humans.”

Wu Ling: “Everyone wants to open a harem.”

Wu Ling and Alicia spoke different words in unison for a moment.

Alicia: “Huh?”

At midnight, he took a mouthful of saliva and ran away.

Alicia: “Don’t run! You have revealed your inner intentions, just capture and surrender.”

But it’s a pity that Alicia held the snacks in her hand and didn’t want the snacks to be scattered. She couldn’t keep up with the pace of the morning zero, so she let Wu Ling escape upstairs.

Alicia had no choice but to stop chasing and went upstairs slowly.

———————xxx———————

Wu Ling really understands, the world and him choose one or the other.

I would choose the world and save him as much as possible, but what made Alicia wonder why Wu Ling could ask such a question.

What exactly do you want to do at noon.

If it was Wu Ling of the main body, he would definitely be able to communicate well with himself, but it’s a pity that his body has become smaller and his personality has also become smaller.

What the hell is Wu Ling hesitating about? Aren’t children supposed to be easy to deceive? Why can’t I get the words out.

Alicia went up the stairs step by step, lowering her head and thinking.

In the past, Wu Ling regarded the Herrscher as a human being and made the Flame Chasing Moth publicize it, but now he suddenly changed his mind. What made him change his mind.

Alicia can only think of one thing, that is, there will not be long before noon.

As for the connection between the two, Alicia still doesn’t know.

Alicia walked to the second floor, and Wu Ling was already waiting obediently on the second floor.

Alicia: “….”

Wu Ling pressed the elevator and let Alicia go in, “I forgot that this building also has an elevator, you chased too fast.”

Looking at the well-behaved Wu Ling, Alicia chuckled softly, “Ha, ha ha.”

Noon Zero: “What are you laughing at?”

Alicia smiled, “No matter what happens, you still haven’t changed, marry me.”

Wu Ling: “I’ll marry you.”

Wu Ling took the snacks from Alicia, walked into the elevator and clicked on the top floor.

“That’s fine.”

Alicia reached out and hugged Wu Zero.

“You become lighter, which does not conform to the conservation of mass.”

Wu Ling: “I can still become a fat snake, but I am fat, and it is hundreds of meters long.”

Alicia: “…”

Noon Zero: “What does your man-made collapse look like?”

“It’s the same as now, because I’m a beautiful girl as pure as a flower, so I won’t turn into an inhuman form.”

“It’s so weak.”

Noon Zero sneered.

Alicia: “Why do you feel weak? It’s good to be strong, but it’s not that you become strong after artificial collapse.”

Wu Ling: “There are two kinds of visual power and actual power. For example, the me who is 1.75 meters and the me who is 1.55 meters at the moment, and the me who is hundreds of meters long, which one will shock you more Woolen cloth?”

Alicia: “…all the same.”

Whether it’s you as a child, as an adult, or as a man-made collapse, I am extremely shocked.

Alicia was shocked every time she saw Wu Ling doing things that made her helpless.

That kind of desperate feeling, the feeling of fighting to the death on the battlefield, I can’t tell that Wu Ling himself is a lazy adult who only knows how to stick to it….

Alicia: “It would be nice if we lived in a world that didn’t collapse.”

Wu Ling: “In that case, I won’t be able to meet you.”

Alicia: “How do you know, did you live in a world that didn’t collapse?”

happy.

What Wu Ling said seemed to be that he had lived in a non-Honkai world.

Wu Ling: “Go ahead and have fun, sooner or later I’ll rub you on the ground.”

Wu Ling rolled his eyes, and was lifted by Alicia to open the door.

Alicia: “Let’s talk about it when you grow up, now you are being held down by me.Rubbing on the ground. ”

At midnight, Alicia put him down after thumping his calf.

Aponia opened the door.

Alponia: “…”

At noon, I handed over the big and small bags of snacks, “I’m back, Aponia.”

Alponia: “Welcome back.”

Sakura was playing chess with Phyllis on the chair to find her self-confidence. Phyllis seemed to have lost her soul, until she heard Wu Ling’s voice and her eyes brightened.

“At midnight!”

Aponia: “…”

Phyllis jumped up and wanted to jump into Wu Ling’s arms, but when she rushed over, she realized that Wu Ling was 1.55 meters…  

Phyllis almost fell, but was fortunately supported by Alicia.

Wu Ling opened his arms and hugged Phyllis.

“Why are you getting smaller again, have you gone to find Mebius?”

“Almost, I will probably be younger for one to two years.”

The battle of the Herrscher of Rocks can only be entrusted to Kevin and the others, and he has to accumulate strength to fight against the more powerful Houkai.

“Ah? So long? What did you do? Didn’t it take a day before? Why did it take a year or two this time? Stop it.”

Wu Ling walked into the room, “It’s okay, everything is the same except that the body has become smaller, Aponia, have you brought the clothes and pants you bought for me before?”

Aponia held a snack bag in his hand: “…No.”

“Then buy some more.”

Getting smaller is really troublesome, emmmmmmm.