I Was Married To A Man Half Woman: My Past Life's Unrequited Love

The owner lead the way straight to a secret chamber. There lay different swords that emits a certain aura.

"Here are the swords that may suit your taste sir however its pretty expensive, call me sir if you need anything else."

The owner walk away having a gender issues in mind. He watch as the man touch every pretty armor and swords even bows that he sees.

The man picking each sword, feeling if the weight is enough for a girl in young age. One by one if not too heavy, too light, to much spike, long, too short, ugly design, so much design.. "and this one is too plain..."

He was so picky that the owner himself twitch as he became speechless watching his peculiar customers every move, he doesn't know whether he should laugh or cry! He was happy to have someone buy a expensive sword but..

why did the man have to say his comments?, does he have any modesty hiding in his perfect body?

Can't he just keep it to himself?.. T_T

The man saw a sword at the lower part of the shelf, it is a little heavier than the one he is looking for but the design has an Elven language on the edge so he had taken a liking on it beside it was not too flashy. It has a green handle, not too long and the sheath has some small stone engraved on it.

"i shall take this mister"

The owner then took the sword and wrap it in a good wooden box "its two hundred fifty thousand tales sir"

"hmm" took the money from his little pocket and gave it to the owner then goes outside. The owner could only think that his customer is a complicated rich pretty young man with a gender issue.

As he continued to walk outside he saw again the little girl going inside the shop, her hand held by the old woman, "is that her parents?"

Then the man riding a horse show inside the city, as it was a little crowded he has no choice but to walk on foot and tie the horse somewhere safe. He goes around the city running. Not being able to find what he was looking he started to ask and eventually found the prince he was looking for. He run closer to his prince and called him by his name.

huffing "hey Lenard!"

"hmm?" he turns around beautifully but in the eyes of the viewers, it felt like the time move slowly and stars revolving on his perfect look.

Shock to see his friend huffing "what are you doing here?. You look like being chase by bad guys, did you run around the city looking for a gift."

"what do you mean what? Don't flip it over! Im innocent!.It was you loitering around having fun!" ,

"Shouldn't you ask why huh my dear F-R-I-E-N-D?" asking him back letter by letter

"did you know how busy i was and yet here you are having fun?"

"did you know that i am dead if they found out you're out here?"

fuming in madness he add "lets go back and we should hurry"

The teasing heartless Lenard excitedly and delightedly said "lets look for girls to flirt first, i have to get one and i.m.p.r.e.g.n.a.t.ed her with my great genes!"

hearing such a vulgar words almost make his butler cough a mouthful of blood "you-you-you!"

Then Lenard laugh out loud seeing how pale his friend was, though he was just joking he knew that saying it would give his friend a heart attack specially after showing his rare expressions which was planned since he knew that they will be going home soon.

"you.." looking for something to retort but blank-out due to a sudden shock. Out of embarrassment, he straightened his back, fix his hair and dress he said seriously as a payback"oh right, do you know what im doing recently?" his tone mocking Lenard

"oh and what is it then?"

"your marriage.."

Hearing the word marriage, Lenard almost pop his eyes out from its socket and his face got paler and paler as seconds gone by.. as if his soul was about to disintegrate, its his turn to stutter

"you-you-you, you're ki-ki-kidding right?"

"am i?" he taunted Lenard

"you!" his eyes wide open , "i saw your fiancee, she said that she is going somewhere today!!!"

"oh really?" he tied back his hair neatly not concerned to Lenards' taunting

"yup, i think she is meeting her childhood friend"

"oh i see" the one sided bantering then continued for a couple of minutes before he continued "im sending your future spouse candidates now so we better go back"

"as a matter of factly im just kidding my friend, don't you know that i love you and so i know that your girlfriend is back at home. Behavely waiting for your return" he said so sweet talkingly, accepting his defeat.

Nodding, his friend then said "OK you are forgiven,.so lets go back now before i trully find you a candidate OK?!"

His eyes widened "so you-you were just kidding before right?" asking for a confirmation

"yes, yes i am" without hesitation he positively agreed

his fist quickly land on his butlers stomach and shamelessly said"you are right, lets go back then"

touching his aching tummy he said "hmm" he cant possibly punch his employer back right?

They rode two horse, one for each of them. He ask "what is that wooden box for?"

"this?" he look down and said "a piece of token"

Wondering what his friend was talking about the butler then not ask for more and they continued their journey back home.