I yearn for the life I want to smash the field

Make trouble! Do something! Do something! After checking in, the director team first introduced Xiao H, explained the outline of the mushroom house, and then talked about the basic rules and lifestyle. The longing rule of life is to exchange everything with corn. In this program, corn is money.

When it comes to corn, Baishen rejects it in his heart.

“It’s impossible to break corn. It’s impossible to break corn in this life. I can only lie on the bed, hug little H, look at the scenery, and act handsome. I live like this.”

Baishen collapsed onto the balcony in the yard, holding little H in his arms. His lazy expression was transmitted to the Internet through the invisible camera, causing all the netizens to burst into laughter.

“Damn! I’ve never seen someone so lazy! Brother is awesome!”

“But this is the life I yearn for!”

“Envy ing, this is the way to get money while lying down!”

“Little brother is so handsome!”

Teacher He couldn’t help complaining. To be honest, he also refused this amateur guest because he was not familiar with Liu Xianhua.

It’s just that what he didn’t know was that when Baishen was going to participate, Wang Chongguo originally wanted to replace Liu Xianhua, but in the end he kept his position because Baishen said, “Who will be my younger brother?”

Liu Xianhua is an acquaintance, so he asked Baishen in a foreign accent: “Is your name Baishen?”

Just as Baishen was about to answer, he saw the little H in his arms suddenly jumped up, and the dog’s mouth just hit Liu Xianhua’s mouth.

“Wow!” Liu Xianhua bounced away abruptly, as if taken aback.

The opportunity to do something has come!

Baishen smiled slightly, pretending to be surprised and said: “Oh, it’s broken. There is a saying in China. I don’t know if you’ve heard it. It says that as long as you kiss, you will get pregnant, so…”

Baishen stared at Liu Xianhua with playful eyes.

Liu Xianhua stopped immediately, and He Jiong and Huang Lei who were cleaning up not far away were also stunned.

“Then, then I, I…” Liu Xianhua seemed to have made up his mind, looked at Xiao H, and said to Baishen: “Don’t worry, I am a responsible man, as long as I have something to eat , I won’t starve their wives!”

“…”

“Ding! The host succeeded in smashing the scene and gained five points of obsession!”

“Pfft ha ha ha ha!” Bai Shen couldn’t help laughing.

“Pfft!” He Jiong and Huang Lei also laughed out loud.

The live broadcast room exploded even more. The bullet screen was full of 6666666, and the gifts even flew up!

“Damn it, I didn’t expect you to be such an amateur guest, I couldn’t see it!”

“God, if I have something to eat, they won’t starve their wives. I’ll give full marks to this trick!”

“Haven’t you guys discovered the fact that little H is male, male!”

“Shocked, the well-known music actor Liu Dahua actually staged a man/beast relationship, and the other party is still a male!”

“Hahahaha, no, I have to give a reward, a classmate from Tuhao rewards a super rocket!”

…

The director team couldn’t help but also laughed. After laughing, they were a little worried. I want to ask who dares to do this show, and the ratings can go up. But when I turned on the live broadcast, I was shocked by the gifts that were full of swiping screens. jump!

“I’m going, it’s against the sky!” Director Da Yu couldn’t help being shocked.

“I think these gifts alone are enough for our daily work money!” Assistant Director Liu Jun also saidI can’t help but click my tongue, you know, shooting variety shows is very expensive, at least six figures a day, but now the money spent in the live broadcast room has almost reached that level…

“What the hell, who came up with this show!” Executive director Xixi couldn’t help but sigh, “It’s absolutely amazing, absolutely amazing!”

“This is simply a god!” Big Yu almost knelt down to this man.

Little did they know that the ‘god’ they were discussing really looked like a god at this moment, spread out on the balcony without image…

Afterwards, after the director team announced the price of the rent and all kinds of food that would be exchanged for corn, Huang Lei couldn’t help losing his temper and directly attacked the director team with slippers, which once again increased the variety show effect.

In the end, the four of them owed the director team a total of 660 corns for rent, and 200 corns for making mixed sauce noodles at night.

Baishen lowered his head and touched his nose, but didn’t speak, because these prices were set by him…

…

The current weather is May, and it’s already a bit hot. After a while in the sun, I’m sweating profusely.

Since the director’s team didn’t need to keep an eye on the four artists for snapshots, they occupied a small room in the corner of the yard, turned on the air conditioner, and hid inside.

Huang Lei was preparing to set up a cooking stove, commanding the two younger ones, Bai Shen and Liu Xian shouted: “You two, move some bricks!”

Baishen narrowed his eyes, “No, the whole world knows that I have a bad waist.”

“Then go break the corn.” He Jiong continued.

Baishen continued to say lazily: “No, the whole galaxy knows that I am allergic to ultraviolet rays.”

“Then you can help Mr. He sweep the floor.” Liu Xianhua was already ready to move the bricks by himself.

“That’s not okay, the whole universe knows that I will die if I sweep the floor.” Baishen continued to salt fish.

Now, all three of them were speechless.

The director team watching the live broadcast was also speechless.

The people in the live broadcast room were also speechless.

What the hell, why are you so lazy!

It’s not just lazy, there’s a reason to be lazy!

“This man is here to retire!” Director Dayu couldn’t help complaining.

If Baishen heard it, he would definitely say with a sad face: Sorry, you guessed wrong, but brother is actually here, smash it! field! son! of!

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