I yearn for the life I want to smash the field

molesting the director, the guests are here (please collect flowers!) “Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting It’s worth a little bit of ignorance!”

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and gaining a bit of stunner value!”

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and gaining a bit of stunner value!”

…

After He Jiong finished sweeping the ground, he took a hoe and prepared to go up the mountain to develop a new world.

Liu Xianhua also looked like he wanted to go, looked at the lazy Baishen and said, “Brother, aren’t you tired from lying down like this, or, why don’t we go together…”

Baishen opened one eye on the bed, and said solemnly: “No, I’m updating the configuration to adapt to my current life.”

Liu Xianhua: “…”

Goddamn, update the configuration, Goddamn, adapt to the current life, I think you have adapted to it, okay?

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting a little bit of obsession from Liu Xianhua.”

Baishen was indeed wronged this time. Everything here was arranged by him, and he was so familiar with it. It would have no program effect at all, so he really had to clear his head—prepared to mess with the guests.

Not long after He Jiong and Liu Xianhua went out, Baishen’s memory was finally updated.

So, he turned his gaze to the director team strolling outside.

“Director, director, how about I teach you how to bark like a dog?” Baishen said innocently to director Dayu, his handsome face was full of sincerity.

The director, Dayu, didn’t know why, and didn’t know what this kid was going to do. He nodded cautiously and said, “Okay, okay.”

Bai Shen: “Okay, okay.”

“???” Big Fish asked with a question mark face: “What?”

Baishen continued to repeat: “What?”

Everyone froze for a second, and then burst out laughing collectively!

“Hahahaha, bark like a dog, bark like a dog!” Huang Lei, who was fanning the fire and cooking, had all the creases of his smile, looking at the expression on the director’s face, he felt a kind of joy of revenge!

The live broadcast room was also very fun, but it’s not over yet.

With a wicked smile on his face, Baishen said to Big Fish again, “Well, I’ll show you a magic trick to make you forget that you are a dog.”

“I’m not a dog!” Director Dayu almost blurted out, but he was stunned just after he finished speaking. In this way, isn’t it just following Bai Shen’s will…

Sure enough, Baishen shrugged, “Look, haven’t you forgotten!”

“Pfft!”

Everyone spray rice!

“666! It’s the first time I’ve seen the director molesting the director. It seems that the young man doesn’t want the camera anymore!”

“One second of silence for the director, and ten minutes of silence for the little brother!”

“The deepest road the director has traveled is Baishen’s routine!””The routines in the city are deep, and I want to go back to the countryside, but the roads in the countryside are also slippery, and the routines are more complicated!”

“New skill get!”

…

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting ten points of obsession from director Dayu!”

As soon as these words came out, Baishen was stunned for a second, and then, as if he had discovered a new world, his scorching eyes fell on director Dayu.

Nima!

Molesting Liu Xianhua only gained one point of embarrassment, but molesting the director actually got ten points!

This is a new good way to get rich!

Looking at Baishen’s eyes, the director, Dayu, felt a chill go down his back, and a bad feeling arose spontaneously!

But at this time, the sound of the phone that appeared in time saved the trembling director.

“Jingling! Jingling!”

Huang Lei, who was cooking, fanned the fire while directing Baishen: “Hey, young man, answer the phone!”

Baishen is still willing to do this job, because it can ruin the situation, so he went there in a hurry.

“Hello, I’m the guest coming tomorrow, can I order food?” A cute female voice was on the opposite side.

Baishen just wanted to say yes, but at this moment, the system in his mind jumped out: “Please don’t be tempted by the beauty, the host must complete the arduous task of destroying the scene, regardless of whether the other party is male or female, beautiful or ugly, or fat It’s thin, you have to stay still!”

Baishen replied calmly: “I refuse.”

System: “Eradicate!”

Baishen: “…”

What the hell!

Kill your uncle!

What’s going on with this feeling of being a dog!

His stunned expression was transmitted to the live broadcast room through the invisible camera, and everyone ridiculed that Baishen was stupid because he heard the voice of a beautiful woman, and a piece of 2333 drifted across the barrage.

“Hello, are you there?” The person on the other side didn’t hear a voice for a long time, so he asked again.

“Ah, yes!” Baishen reacted, with a somewhat tragic expression on his face, and said, “What do you want to order?”

“Yes, I want to order ten dishes, which are…” The person who said this is the current popular actress Reba, but before she finished speaking, she was interrupted by Baishen up:

“No, the signal here is not good, what are you talking about?” Baishen’s expression changed.

“I want to order ten dishes, which are…”

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted again. Baishen said with a serious face, “Last sentence!”

“Last sentence?” Reba frowned and thought about it, then said, “Hello, are you here?”

“Not here!”

After answering first, Baishen hung up the phone swiftly, leaving Reba on the opposite side with a dazed expression!

This, this doesn’t follow the routine!

…

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting Reba’s ten-point obsession value!”

The news of the bewildering value coming in brought Baishen back to reality. As he walked out, he complained to Huang Lei and Liu Xianhua, who had already returned, and He Jiong:

“What the hell, order ten dishes and think we’re a restaurant here!”

“What?” Huang Lei also looked puzzled: “Ten dishes, has he eaten it yet?”

“Eating so much, is he a man?” Liu Xianhua asked while washing his hands.

“No, girl.” Baishen collapsed on the balcony again, lazily guessing: “It’s so edible, I guess it’s Reba.”

Reba, who was watching the live broadcast, was stunned again, how could she be so accurate!

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting five points of stupidity from Reba!”

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