I yearn for the life I want to smash the field

Come on! Skin! (Please collect and ask for flowers). “That’s probably it.” He Jiong also echoed: “Reba is easy to feed, let’s cook a few larger dishes tomorrow.”

“That’s fine.” Huang Lei fully agreed.

Reba on the other side: “???”

What!

I’m so unimportant!

Am I not your baby?

Angrily, Reba quickly called Mushroom House again!

“Jingle Bell!”

The phone rang. Just as Baishen was about to get up, he saw Liu Xianhua rushing into the house.

“Hello, miss, I’m Liu Xianhua, you can call me Dahua!”

As soon as Baishen entered the room, he happened to hear these words.

Reba said: “Ah, okay, where’s the one who answered the phone just now?”

She didn’t take Liu Xianhua to heart at all!

Liu Xianhua felt that he had received a critical hit of 10,000 points!

“Dahua don’t cry, stand up and masturbate!” Baishen made a cheering gesture behind him, but he had a victorious smile on his face!

The people in the live broadcast room couldn’t help but laugh:

“Hahahaha, little brother Bai is going to make trouble!”

“God makes up the sword! Dahua’s heart is broken!”

“A typical example of a smile gradually disappearing!”

“Dahua don’t cry, don’t masturbate, just beat up Baishen!”

…

Naturally, Liu Xianhua didn’t know that those barrages were full of ridicules, so he passed the microphone in his hand with a dejected look on his face: “Brother, I’m looking for you! ”

Baishen leaned on the door frame, and waved his hands mercifully: “Since you call me brother, I’ll give you the chance, let’s talk!”

After all, take off your clothes when it’s over, and hide your achievements and fame.

After a while, I heard Liu Xianhua crazily calling Baishen over there!

“Brother, brother! I don’t understand what he said!” Liu Xianhua looked like he wanted to die, and he covered the bottom of the microphone and said, “What did she say ‘scallions and peanuts’, ‘chrysanthemum leaves and half sugar’,’ A little sale’, ‘Rock Sugar Martil’, ‘Fried Carrot Shreds’, ‘School Bag Wonderful Line’, what are these!”

Liu Xianhua said in broken Chinese, almost crying without tears!

Baishen also looked confused, not knowing what it was all about!

Reba over there couldn’t help but smile in a good mood. She said the names of these dishes in various dialects, plus Liu Xianhua’s crappy Chinese processing, so they couldn’t guess them!

He wants to let Baishen know that this is called not playing cards according to the routine!

“Get out of the way, let me do it.” Baishen took the microphone, bald, and said to the other side: “Steamed lamb, steamed bear’s paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, stewed braised duck and chicken in sauce Bacon, dried pork sausage with pine flower belly, assorted Su pan smoked chicken white belly, steamed baby pig, duck stuffed with glutinous rice…”

Baishen came directly to report the name of the dish. After speaking, he took a deep breath and said to Reba: “You repeat these, and we will make it for you, otherwise, just eat clear soup and porridge honestly.” .”

Reba: “…”

Damn it!

Damn it!

Lost, lost!

“Hmph!” Reba hung up the phone angrily.

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting ten points of stupidity from Reba!”

Liu Xian looked at Baishen adoringly: “Brother, you are so amazing, when will I be as good as you!”

Baishen put his hands behind his back, and glanced at Liu Xianhua faintly, “In the next life.”

“Pfft!” He Jiong, who was passing by, laughed so hard that he couldn’t straighten up.

…

Dinner was noodles with fried sauce. After eating, the four of them slept on a bunk.

Because it was the first day, Teacher Huang still restrained himself. Without the loud snoring, Baishen could still calm down and tinker with this messy subsystem.

“Damn it, you’re sure you’re not kidding me!” Baishen looked more and more angrily: “The cheapest Hercules Pill is worth a thousand dollars, and I’ve been working on it for a day and it’s less than two hundred. You’re a black shop! ”

The smashing subsystem called the black shop sneered: “You can’t afford it, you are so poor!”

Baishen: “…”

Why can’t we still have fun playing!

What a friendship, the boat capsizes!

What the hell, my little friend and I are speechless!

…

The next day, all three of them got up. Breathing the fresh air outside, looking at this small village with green mountains and green waters, made people very energetic. They wished they could stay here forever.

Can…

Baishen was still lying on the bed wrapped in a quilt, looking at the ceiling with confused eyes.

It seems to be still stuck in yesterday’s blow, unable to recover…

“Brother, the live broadcast has already started. Are you still not getting up?” Liu Xianhua stopped and asked curiously as he passed by after washing his face.

As early as five o’clock in the morning, while they were still sleeping, the live broadcast had already started, and now it has been watched by nearly half a million people.

Baishen glanced at Liu Xianhua, then turned his eyes back, and said faintly:

“When my soul was exhausted by the loneliness and vanity of this world and fell asleep, I just needed time and quietly waited for it to wake up.”

This sudden literary art made Liu Xianhua say: “???”

He Jiong, who was passing by, continued: “What he means is that he has to lie down for a while, wake up and take a nap.”

As expected of Mr. He, he immediately recognized Baishen’s intention.

“But bro, you’re too lazy!” Liu Xian said with a look of hatred on his face, “Haven’t you heard a saying that if we don’t work hard, we will eventually become what we hate!”

Bai Shen turned around: “Thank you, I hate rich people!”

Liu Xianhua: “…”

Nima!

I’ve been chatting to death today!

Liu Xianhua suddenly remembered an internet sentence, and said to Baishen in non-standard Mandarin: “You are Shiranhuowu’s younger brother, you don’t know what is good or bad!”

As soon as these words came out, Baishen turned around as expected. Just when Liu Xianhua thought that he was right to win, Baishen said calmly:

“No, I’m his father’ I don’t know the palace in the sky, what year is it!'”

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