I yearn for the life I want to smash the field

What did you say so well (the first update asks for collection) The life I yearn for Broken White God!

Not to mention, the news is still going on. It seems that the director has been hurt a lot…

Baishen was very ‘kind’ and didn’t provoke him anymore, but instead went into the house to look for Liu Xianhua.

Before he went in, he saw Liu Xianhua running out in a panic, and almost bumped into Baishen.

“Ah!” Liu Xianhua yelled in fright: “Brother, what are you doing, let’s break the corn!”

Seeing him running out in a panic, Baishen knew there was a ghost, so he went into the room with a snort and a look, and sure enough, there was a note on the bed where Reba was sleeping.

Baishen picked it up bluntly and took a look. He almost went crazy laughing!

I saw that the note said:

Hello, Ms. Reba, my name is Henry, and my Chinese name is Liu Xianhua. Can I be friends with you?

Yes, ok, you can.

Baishen picked up the note, held it in the air, and said to everyone in the live broadcast room: “Dear viewers, please remember Liu Xianhua’s shameless appearance… because this will highlight my bravery in the future!”

The barrage really exploded:

“Fuck, I’m about to draw out my 40-meter long knife, and you’re praising yourself?”

“The front row sells melon seed drinks. Let’s wait for Mr. Chen Duxiu to speak.”

“Take out my spaghetti and treat this brother well!”

“Pi! Although there is only one short word, it deeply expresses the deep emotions of the respondent. It can be said to be concise, one word is worth a lot of money, and it is exciting! Coupled with the exclamation point at the end, the finishing touch is wonderful. The artistic conception is profound and evocative. Infinity!”

“Upstairs… awesome!”

He held it up for a while, guessing that the barrage was almost exploding, Baishen calmly picked up a pen from the table, ticked a stroke on the note, then smiled meaningfully, and held it up again for the audience to see.

All I saw was that the three options below the note remained unchanged, and the “can’t” in the sentence “Can you be friends with me” was circled.

Everyone was confused:

“Damn it!”

“God!”

“Awesome!”

“Full marks!”

“Boss!”

“Tianxiu!”

…

After dealing with Liu Xianhua, Baishen still felt a little bit mean, rolled his eyes, carried the small bamboo basket with a smirk on his face, and walked towards the corn field humming.

Seeing Liu Xianhua who was working in the corn field, Baishen suddenly became serious and said, “I want to shit!”

Liu Xianhua: “Ah? Then you should go back quickly, here, what’s going on here… how to pull!”

Baishen shook his head, walked to Liu Xianhua’s side, pulled his arm and said, “Why can’t you pull it.”

Liu Xianhua: “???”

What are you pulling me for?

Does this mean that I am shit?

So angry! But keep smiling!

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene, and getting a little stunner value from Liu Xianhua!”

…

As soon as this routine came out, everyone in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy, and they all said that they learned it, and they were going to trick others.

Even the director team who had been watching all this was laughing like crazy. Director Da Yu didn’t worry about how the 400 corns were replaced with steak and chicken. He lay on the table mountain and laughed, his back molars were all exposed. .

Just at this time, executive director Xixi went to the bathroomWhen Suo came back, he was stunned by the laughing people in the room.

Director Dayu stood up, booed everyone, then looked at Xixi seriously and said, “I want to shit!”

Xixi: “Then go?”

Big Fish continued to be serious: “I’m going to pull here!”

The executive director Xixi suddenly became disgusted: “Pervert!”

Big Fish: “???”

This shit doesn’t follow the routine!

Shouldn’t it be “how can it be done here”?

Why, why is it a pervert?

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting 50 points of embarrassment from director Dayu!”

…

When Baishen suddenly heard the news of such a large amount of income, he knew that the director with a brain must not know what to do again, and he had such deep resentment towards him.

After Liu Xian finished being forced, he touched his nose wanting to cry without tears, and then continued to break the corn.

God doesn’t want to do this job, but he has to find a high-sounding reason, otherwise he will definitely be scolded to death by those netizens.

Looking at the small village not far from the foot of the mountain, Baishen had an idea.

When he was doing this show, Baishen put freedom first. He didn’t have too many requirements on where the guests would go or what to do. Now with the help of invisible cameras, it is undoubtedly even more powerful.

“I’ll go down to borrow a car, you go ahead and break it!”

The foolish Liu Xianhua nodded: “Brother, can I borrow it?”

“Don’t worry, the villagers are very simple.” After speaking, Baishen slipped away.

Don’t let Liu Xianhua know that he went down the mountain just to be lazy!

It took half an hour to stop and go to reach the small village, and Baishen began to look for the target.

After finally seeing a green electric three-wheeler, Baishen’s eyes lit up, and he hurried forward and said, “Hi, sir, I’ll borrow a car!”

The uncle seems to have trouble hearing: “What are you doing?”

“I borrow a car!” Baishen repeated loudly.

“Who’s picking up the car?” This time the uncle put his ear close to Baishen.

“Me!” Baishen pointed at himself, “I’ll borrow it!”

“Ah?” The uncle continued to look puzzled: “What are you borrowing?”

“I said…” Baishen said in a very small voice, “You are an old man.”

Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, the old man pulled up the slippers on his feet and threw them at Baishen: “Who are you scolding, little turtle, drive me away!”

Baishen: “…”

What a deaf ear!

What a so-called honesty!

Can you still have fun playing!

Lighthearted!

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